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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=Nukkake&amp;diff=228</id>
		<title>Nukkake</title>
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		<updated>2025-08-26T02:33:48Z</updated>

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{{quote|Gail Chan? Gail Chan. How are you? Jesuit Order unleash military nukkake. It combination of two favorite things -- nuclear holocaust, and bukkake! We spray semen on whole world! Jesuit semen! Have a nice day! Love...Rule 13.|Rule 13}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The nukkake is a weapon of mass destruction invented by the Jesuits. It is a nuclear bomb filled with [[bukkake]]. It explodes in a mushroom cloud that takes on the shape of a penis, then kills by drowning entire cities in semen, leaving rampant pregnancy and nuclear fallout for any survivors in its wake. Rumors surrounding the details of this type of bomb had been circulating for years, with no confirmed evidence of its existence. The bomb was first used in December 2011 when the Jesuits dropped a load on the International Canadian Hospital in an attempt to eradicate all of Gail&#039;s men, who were visiting [[Terrance Jenkins]] in his hospital room.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Impending Doom==&lt;br /&gt;
Late one night, Gail receives an urgent message from Terrance. Frightened and in pain, Terrance warns Gail that the Jesuits are planning to bomb the hospital using a new type of nuclear weapon. The men are scrambling for clues. Suddenly, [[Rule 13]] breaks into the call, and reveals the Jesuits&#039; evil plan.&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail rushes to YouTube to warn the world, calling upon all scientists for help on behalf of her men still trapped at the impending ground zero.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;oO85yiTlQb8&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Fallout==&lt;br /&gt;
The following morning, the nukkake bomb hit Canada. All of the men rushed to the hospital basement for safety. Later, [[Brent Spiner]] would write Gail the first ever personal account of a nukkake witness experience.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;dmNVKvjbpUI&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Technology]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Order of the Jesuits]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=Order_of_the_Jesuits&amp;diff=227</id>
		<title>Order of the Jesuits</title>
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		<updated>2025-08-26T02:32:50Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|&amp;quot;Jesuits never forgive or forget.&amp;quot;|-Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The Jesuit Order is an all male Catholic religious organization. They are regarded by some to be involved in covert, malevolent world conspiracies. One of the more popular components of this conspiracy theory is [http://www.chick.com/default.asp Jack Chick]. It was [[David Schuler]] that introduced Jack Chick, and consequently the Jesuits, to [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] when he gave her some of his Jack Chick tapes for her to listen to. [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] recounts crying after listening to them, believing every word. The Jesuit conspiracy would later become a prominent feature in her persecutory delusions when she developed [[Schizophrenia | psychosis]], only the Jesuits would not only be out to take over the entire world, but to destroy her life specifically.  &lt;br /&gt;
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==Gail&#039;s Jesuits==&lt;br /&gt;
Over time, [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] has adopted some unusual beliefs about her version of the Jesuits. In her world they are a massive organization with advanced, futuristic, science fiction level [[Technology | technology]], some of which obtained through their alliance with [[UFO&#039;s | demonic aliens]]. Most of them can read her mind, while their [[Zack Knight|highest]] [[Rule 13|ranking]] officers have even more exotic powers, or are otherwise [[Sara_Avery | superhuman creatures]] that could not exist in real life. The Jesuits are also highly sexual, participating in physically impossible sex acts and extreme fetishism, even going so far as to have [[Jesuit homosexual compound | an entire compound dedicated to homosexual rape]]. They are loveless, evil, and rather than worshiping God they actually worship [[Satan]]. Most of them are in fact, possessed by demons. &lt;br /&gt;
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In essence, while a basic understanding of what a Jesuit actually is may be partly useful to understanding what [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] is talking about, her version is so warped from reality that both groups could be considered entirely different entities and the real life Jesuit Order has little bearing on what [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] actually believes. &lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = orderofthejesuits.com&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;eI4Vre9Agn0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = We are God&#039;s Marines.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Attacks on Gail== &lt;br /&gt;
[[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] believes that the Jesuits became interested in her shortly after she was born, and it is all because of her unusually powerful [[Genetic Profile|genetic profile]]. They tried to kill her right away by giving her an allergy to baby formula. Currently, the Jesuits attack [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] foremost by attempting to damage her romantic relationships, which they believe to be the key to preventing her from destroying their plans for world domination. On a daily basis they threaten to kill men that get close to [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]], replace her family, coworkers and lovers with evil [[clones]], stalk her, and give her [[Germ Warfare|strange diseases]]. They contaminate the food she buys, prevent her orgasms, give her road rage, bribe authorities to not listen to her, and have convinced the public that she is [[Schizophrenia | crazy]]. While the attacks get far more extreme, the true breadth of what the Jesuits do to [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] cannot be contained in a single paragraph or page and in fact, requires an entire wiki to document.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jesuit Presence==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] was made aware of the [http://orderofthejesuits.com/ Order of the Jesuits] website in late 2011, less than a year after she created her YouTube account and began posting videos about her life. Strangely, this website seemed to reflect everything that [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] has ever believed and said, and [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] was both shocked and extremely validated to read it. Her obsession and determination deepened.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail&#039;s]] life is overshadowed by the role the Jesuits play in tormenting her and her [[The Marriage List|league of lovers]] every single day.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_of_Jesus Society of Jesus on Wikipedia]&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesuit_conspiracy_theories Jesuit Conspiracy Theories on Wikipedia]&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://orderofthejesuits.com/ Order of the Jesuits Website]&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.youtube.com/user/orderofthejesuits?ob=0&amp;amp;feature=results_main Order of the Jesuits YouTube Channel]&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Jesuit Community Portal]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Order of the Jesuits| ]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>The Trial</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Gail Chord Schuler]] vs. [[Loree McBride]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 1==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 5==&lt;br /&gt;
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| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ArW6oqX1cbE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 01 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 6==&lt;br /&gt;
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| date           = 01 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
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| date           = 01 September 2011&lt;br /&gt;
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| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;CSq94NjiAPE&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 10 November 2011&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 11==&lt;br /&gt;
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| date           = 10 November 2011&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Order of the Jesuits]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=The_Dildo&amp;diff=225</id>
		<title>The Dildo</title>
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		<updated>2025-08-26T02:28:38Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I tried out my Christmas gift, and I must say that with Vladimir, it may be a bit of a challenge, but with K-Y jelly and a man&#039;s force, it could be done.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The dildo, a realistic silicon penis of unusable proportions, was presented to Gail as a Christmas present from her men in 2011. It has since appeared in several videos, including a special cameo appearance in Gail’s own feature-length movie [[Video_2012_08_28-01|The Rape of Brent Spiner]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]. Gail is not at all shy to discuss the toy with the general public and considers it symbolic of not only the love of her men, but proof that they exist. Attempts to use the dildo have resulted in several awkward videos that highlight Gail&#039;s stunted sexual history and confused ideas about how sex actually works.  &lt;br /&gt;
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==The Dimensions==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gail-dildo.png|thumb|300px|right|alt=text|Actual dildo sent to Gail]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I thought you were longer than this, Brent! Is this a limp penis or is this an erect penis?!|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The dildo is a solid 9 inches in length with a girth of 2.5 inches in diameter. The dildo has one accurately sized testicle from each man (Brent’s is the smaller one). As the men explained to Gail, the dildo was created to be a perfect replica of Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin’s penises, combined together in one singular phallic mosaic. Gail was immediately suspicious, because she thought that the men&#039;s penises were much bigger than the model she was being presented with. She proceeded to question the men about this. In order to soothe Gail, the men explained that the original prototype had what Gail reported to be Brent’s length (18 inches) with Vladimir’s girth (that of a soda can), but due to the mens’ generous sizes, the final dildo given to Gail had to be sized down by half of their real dimensions in order for her to be able to use it comfortably. &lt;br /&gt;
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Gail still has yet to actually fit the dildo inside her. &lt;br /&gt;
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Nevertheless, Gail not only continued to believe that the men’s penises are still the original size she had decided pre-dildo, she has since described Brent’s penis as having even larger dimensions than before. Faced with the reality of what this situation would actually entail after having tried and failed to use the much smaller, still too large dildo, she has added an addendum to her fantasy that in order to have sex, she will use nanotechnology to cause her vagina to expand and lengthen so that it goes all the way up to her throat to accommodate Brent.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Brent seemed to tell me brain to brain that he found a way to make my vagina so long, that when he does brain to brain sex, he can deliver the ejaculate right into my neck and up to my brain, because he has such a long penis.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Unboxing==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|You know it&#039;s been so long since I&#039;ve had sex, that I really don&#039;t know what it would feel like.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The men requested that Gail get on Skype and allow them to watch her opening her present. For a moment, Gail sincerely believed that the dildo might have been alive. A creeped out Brent quickly told her no. Gail initially expressed disappointment because she was hoping the men were going to buy her a cell phone. The disappointment carried over into suspicion when Gail realized that her men&#039;s penises were much bigger than what the dildo represented, and Brent had to explain why that was. Satisfied, Gail revealed the expired lube she&#039;d been keeping for over a decade waiting for Brent to use it with her, and mentions how 9/11 ruined the one chance she had to get laid by Brent.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Gail and her men discussed the gift on the [[Church of Gail]] forums, and Gail had the following to say in reaction to receiving her gift.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I tried out my Christmas gift, and I must say that with Vladimir, it may be a bit of a challenge, but with K-Y jelly and a man&#039;s force, it could be done.  I have some swollen vaginal tissues from the yeast infection, but I know my ex-husband&#039;s penis was about that size and we did fine, so I think it just requires a man&#039;s force.  Your present makes our brain to brain loving seem more real.  And now I must go and get ready for work.  If I recall, the opening is tight, but once my husband was in, it was fine.  This kind of makes up for the fact, that I can&#039;t be with you all.  It would be nice if my yeast infection could be cured.  If I ever really did marry one of you guys in the normal sense of the word, it would make our sex life so much better, if the yeast infection could be cured.  However, Brent and Vladimir have already communicated with me brain to brain and said they would gladly work this out with me and come up with a compromise, even if we couldn&#039;t have sex in the normal way.  &lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;m actually quite touched by your Christmas present to me and will treasure it.  You all realize that what I love most about all of you, is that you all are great lovers.  It&#039;s not your fame, your money or any of the shallow things I love about you, but what I love most is the intimacy and oneness we share with each other.  We are one in every way, physical, intellectual, emotional, spiritual and we can read each other&#039;s thoughts and emotions and yet despite our total transparency with each other, the love is strong and true, and your gift to me is a symbol of all that.  I&#039;m truly touched.&lt;br /&gt;
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Your gift helps me to approximate what it may be like to have actual sex with Brent or Vladimir.  I really don&#039;t think we&#039;d have major problems, and Vladimir has assured me that if he ever had the opportunity to make it real, he&#039;d go slow and easy at the beginning.  He&#039;s not an abusive lover like the Jesuits try to portray him.  Despite your girth, my dear Vladimir, I&#039;m sure we could work it out.  It&#039;s kind of hard for me to approximate a man&#039;s movements without the man actually doing it, and I don&#039;t have a man&#039;s muscular strength.  But I love your present because it makes our brain to brain loving seem more real, though, of course, only if you were really here with me, would it be real and would I experience the movements as you would do them, and if you did the movements, I think the sex would work.  I am certain that both Vladimir and Brent would be very considerate lovers, and exciting lovers, too.  When we have our brain to brain loving, we are very transparent with each other, and Vladimir warned me about his girth years ago.  Brent you warned me about accommodations we&#039;d have to make if we ever got together.  Because the main attraction between us is the oneness and intimacy, as opposed to the actual sexual act, the love between us will always be strong, even if the Jesuits cut off your penises.  I&#039;m sure of that.  What we have is real, and the intimacy, which is more than physical, is very exciting.  It&#039;s just that the Jesuits deny us the actual physical and we try to make up for that, so that explains your Chrstmas present to me.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The TMI==&lt;br /&gt;
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As with most sexual or intimate bodily subjects, Gail is fairly open to discussion about the dildo if at all asked – and sometimes if not asked. During her in-person meeting at her apartment with Tyrone Jenkins and Melanie Richards, the first topic of conversation was none other than her dildo. Gail wanted to show Tyrone and Melanie proof that her men existed and disappeared into her closet, returning with the dildo in hand. &lt;br /&gt;
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==The Accessories==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dildo-tinfoil.png|thumb|300px|right|alt=text|Gail&#039;s Dildo with its own tinfoil hat]]&lt;br /&gt;
In order to use the dildo, Gail requires a form of lubricant. Given her age and the size of the mammolithic object in question, this would otherwise go without saying. Strangely however, as described in the leaked preparation video, Gail explained that she has always needed lubricant even in her twenties while having sex with David. Gail may not realize that normal intercourse between heterosexual couples usually doesn&#039;t require this. Considering that all she knows about sex came from David, [[David Schuler|her only real life sexual partner and a confirmed homo]], it may be David that introduced the concept of needing lube every time, as he had simply never thought about how vaginas worked. Regardless, Gail is prepared for sex and has had the following materials to use with dildo masturbation.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Expired KY===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Within a couple months I bought the KY jelly cause I was thinking we&#039;d get together but it never happened.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Back in the 90’s, when Gail was convinced that Brent Spiner was coming to rescue her from her dull marriage and have sex with her, Gail purchased a tube of KY jelly specifically to be ready for him. This tube of KY physically symbolizes lies Gail told about having the resolve to not cheat on her husband sexually, which technically prevented her from being an adulterer. The truth was simply that she had not had the opportunity to cheat yet and in fact was ready to pop open the lube, lay out the green towel, and ask Jesus for forgiveness at any moment. &lt;br /&gt;
The existence of the KY was revealed during the Skype call in which the men watched Gail unwrap her Christmas dildo. It turns out that Gail had kept the tube of KY, ever patient, for over 10 years since she first purchased it. It had been long enough for the lube to actually expire. Gail figured she could still use the KY anyway, but a startled Terrance insisted she not do that. Gail complied with his concerns and all was thought to be well on the issue, except instead of buying a fresh bottle of lube as implied by the advice, Gail did something far worse. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Kyjelly.jpg|thumb|300px|center|alt=text|The original]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Yeast Killing Cream===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgtUYdq9fQ Leaked Gail Video], Gail revealed to everyone what she decided to use instead of the KY jelly. It turned out that she thought it would be better to use medicated cream intended for the treatment of yeast infection. More horrifying than the idea of coating her dildo in expired KY intended for Brent Spiner, the use of the yeast cream undoubtedly would cause more drying and irritation, especially considering that Gail does not have a yeast infection and that using the fungicidal medication without an infection can result in the development of an actual one. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the end, the use of either choice of lubricant did not help Gail successfully use the dildo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
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Since its reception, the dildo has appeared in the following videos:&lt;br /&gt;
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•	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;v=82HimMB7on4 Gail&#039;s Merry Christmas 2011] The first unboxing of the dildo (as appears above).&lt;br /&gt;
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•	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgtUYdq9fQ Leaked Gail Video] (no nudity) &lt;br /&gt;
Gail prepares to use the dildo for the first time and makes an introductory video to her men. She shares some of her thoughts about the present and is then depicted applying yeast cream to the tip to serve as lube. &lt;br /&gt;
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•	The Dildo Video (NSFW)&lt;br /&gt;
Classified from public viewing. &lt;br /&gt;
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•	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WesopjtB2SY (Comedy) Zack Knight Collects Gail Dildo Pictures]&lt;br /&gt;
Gail further explains her situation with the dildo after Zack Knight leaks the video of her preparing to use it. She briefly adorns it with a tinfoil hat.  &lt;br /&gt;
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•	[http://www.onetruemedia.com/otm_site/view_shared?p=116a3ffed711d4fb6910261 The Rape of Brent Spiner]&lt;br /&gt;
The dildo appears in the scene with Loree McBride raping Brent Spiner. Gail enters the room in a mystical fashion, with the dildo strapped oddly to her waist with tape. The dildo also appears in the scene where Brent is being forced to rape Spot, and Gail, playing Loree McBride, is depicted beating Spot with the dildo. The dildo appears again in the scene where McCauly Caulkin is raped. Gail, playing the part of McCauly, puts it in her mouth. &lt;br /&gt;
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•	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlGJ4avN6Ug Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin&#039;s Christmas Present To Gail] This mysterious music video was released shortly after Gail opened the Christmas present from her men. She does not tell the public what it is, and although the dildo itself doesn&#039;t make an appearance in the video, the video was intended to speak her feelings about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Conclusions==&lt;br /&gt;
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Although Gail has yet to successfully accommodate the dildo due to its massive size, she reports that just looking at it when she comes home sexually arouses her, and is in fact quite proud to have it in her possession. She cites the gift as yet another piece of firm, unyielding, rock hard proof that her men are not trolls.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Gail s Mom</title>
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		<updated>2025-08-26T02:28:00Z</updated>

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{{quote|People hate you. Remember that.|Gail&#039;s Mom, signing off on a phone conversation with her daughter}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==A Biography==&lt;br /&gt;
Gail&#039;s Mom (Misao Satake) is a fierce Japanese woman whose ancestral roots date back to the royal Oshu Fujiwara family. She doesn&#039;t take shit from anyone, especially her own offspring. During her child rearing years, Gail&#039;s Mom was often extremely straightforward with young [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] with blunt but correct observations that she was selfish and hypersensitive to criticism. &lt;br /&gt;
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Misao Satake, with a lifelong career as a professional MILF, also held a brief gig in modeling swim suits, winning a Miss Tokyo Beauty Pageant in the 1950&#039;s. Whether or not she did nude modeling is in question. According to [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]], Misao &amp;quot;would have looked great nude up to around 60&amp;quot;. [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] has asked her mom for her beauty pageant pictures to put on her website, but her mom has so far refused to give them to her, probably for good reason.&lt;br /&gt;
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It is speculated that Gail&#039;s Mom was actually in porn.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:japanmodel.jpg|thumb|320px|center|alt=text|Gail&#039;s Mom, 1950&#039;s]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Relationship==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Vladimir made the payoff to my 1999 van to Chrysler Financial in 2004. But guess what? Chrysler stole his money under orders from Jesuit President Bush. And I never got the money. And almost had my van towed away permanently and sold for auction, because I had no money to make car payment. I ended up using my mother&#039;s clone to make the payoff, and I still owe my mother money for this. |Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Despite their strained relationship, in the past [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] has gone to her mother to beg for money. Unsurprisingly, this resulted in a large amount of personal debt that she has so far been unable or unwilling to pay back. In a show of mercy (or otherwise knowing that any other attemps to get money back from [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] would be futile), Gail’s Mom was making her pay off her debt by having her coming over every week to clean her house, which she often neglected to do, resulting in fights.  &lt;br /&gt;
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An instance of this was noted on August 10, 2011 when Gail’s Mom, fed up, announced she was coming over to [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail’s]] apartment to have a serious discussion. [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] avoided the confrontation. She later created a video in which she is standing off camera in her dark bedroom, replaying the voicemails left by the scorned, elderly Asian woman.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;Ob65i5qxsLU&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Voicemail #1&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;I hear you 2:15, I thought you off today. Anyway, If you are, uh, If you&#039;re off, call me. Call me back. I think I need to talk a little more. So I&#039;m coming with you for it&#039;s about 10-15 minutes, for talk. Anyway, call me. If you&#039;re not there I&#039;m not, that doesn&#039;t doing good to talk. But if you come here, we can not much discuss, cause it&#039;s for the-the, you know, uh...you&#039;re here, and, uh...so I go for more anyway so I can stop by now. Okay? Call me if you&#039;re there, and umm... umm... Anyway, call me if you&#039;re there. Bye.&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Voicemail #2&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;blockquote&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;You hang up while I&#039;m talking?! You hung up. You know you are very, very insulting. For you need something, you call for (unintelligible) I need to have this today something for some some some some.... You know, you know you&#039;re wrong. You better think for your future a little more. To yourself. You&#039;re all do nothing now. I&#039;m... I Just... I just give up you for tonight. And you still make me so mad, I just can&#039;t do it. I will worry about myself. But do it yours-your way. You not be that, so nobody likes you, when you act like you do. People hate you. Remember that.&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;/blockquote&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Clones==&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail’s Mom is one of the Jesuits&#039; favorite people in [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail’s]] life to kidnap and replace with a [[clones|clone]].  Whenever Misao is nice, it can be assumed that it is the real Gail’s Mom. Whenever she gets into an argument with [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] (which the true and honest Mom would never do) it is obvious that she is a [[clones|clone]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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The cloning of Gail&#039;s Mom started shortly after Gail&#039;s divorce. Although Gail wanted to go live with Brent Spiner, this was not possible, so she moved back in with her mom. Her mom later took a trip to Las Vegas, where she was kidnapped and shipped to India, while the clone took her place and flew back to Gail. The clone mom was a nag who would yell at Gail for sleeping in and not looking for a job. This clone spent years with Gail, until, for unknown reasons, the Jesuits decided to ship back the real Gail&#039;s Mom.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Hugh Jackman Rescues Gail&#039;s Mom==&lt;br /&gt;
In November 2011, Misao offered to help [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] move into a nice condo and took her shopping for one. Misao would buy a condo for [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] as long as she paid Misao rent and went to school. [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] was outraged at the sour deal.  &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;So, we thought she became a born again Christian and so, we allowed my real mother to take me on a tour of the condominium, but right in the middle of our tour, the Jesuits [[Technology|switched]] my mother out with her [[clones|clone]] and when we left the condo, I was right back with my mother&#039;s [[clones|clone]].  I figured it out when she took me to the mall to discuss the &amp;quot;deal&amp;quot; where I would pay my mother rent for the new condo and she insisted that I attend graduate school as part of the deal.  I knew that [[Brent Spiner|Brent]] and [[Vladimir Putin|Vladimir]] would not force me to go to graduate school, so I knew that I was dealing again with my mother&#039;s [[clones|clone]].  I then told my mother&#039;s [[clones|clone]] to &amp;quot;forget it&amp;quot;, that I wanted to go home, that I would not allow her to run my life as part of the deal for having the condominium.&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Days after this incident, [[Order of the Jesuits|the Jesuits]] kidnapped the real Gail&#039;s Mom and took her to a North Korean military compound.   &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;Apparently, [[Order of the Jesuits|the Jesuits]] have my real mother again, but this time [[Hugh Jackman]] is right in there with her (in some sort of jail cell, where we had been holding my mother&#039;s [[clones|clone]] before the &amp;quot;switch out&amp;quot;).  [[Hugh Jackman|Hugh&#039;s]] in there with her, striving to protect her from [[Order of the Jesuits|the Jesuits]].  We&#039;re in a better situation than before, because, at least this time, [[Hugh Jackman|Hugh]] is in there with her, so if [[Order of the Jesuits|the Jesuits]] send in hostage takers into that cell, they have to deal with [[Hugh Jackman]].&#039;&#039;&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] insisted on getting help for her mother through prayer. If in the event her mother could admit that she was a prideful sinner, then [[Order of the Jesuits|the Jesuits]] would lose their ability to perform the clone [http://crazygail.com//index.php?title=Technology switchouts] that they have been doing to her for years. Misao prayed, and her [[clones|clone]] appeared next to her. [[Hugh Jackman]] punched the head off of the [[clones|clone]], punched through the prison wall, threw Misao over his shoulder, and took off running to the edge of the North Korean border.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;7QIPygb1j8k&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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A battle unfolded with all of the men helping in the fight. [[Hugh Jackman]]&#039;s robots came into the action including a particularly noble robot who would go on to win a Medal of Honor from Barack Obama. The team could not beam up Hugh or Misao due to a [[Technology|Jesuit shield]] over the compound, so [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] urged any of her viewers that were scientists to e-mail [[Judge Terrance Jenkins|Terrance]] with ideas of how to break the shield. There was a one billion dollar reward for doing so. A flood of scientific interest ensued, and the shield was broken, allowing [[Hugh Jackman|Hugh]], and a newly born again Christian Misao, to return unharmed. The men took her to McDonalds and then sent her back home.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Circles of Conspiracy==&lt;br /&gt;
Misao was used as a tool by Sandra to falsify evidence regarding Gail&#039;s mental state, [[Circles of Care|forcing her into a mental institution]] through the Florida Baker Act. Sandra wrote a letter claiming to have personally witnessed Gail&#039;s men telling her to run out into the street, then gave the letter to Misao and told her to sign it as her own statement. Misao, unable to read or write English, did not know what the letter said. Sandra lied in explaining to Misao that the letter was going to make it so that Gail would come live with her (something which Misao had desperately wanted) and be made to see a psychiatrist. Sandra then told Misao not to tell Gail what she had done so that Gail would not be mad at her (knowing that she was committing a felony), which Misao agreed to. Misao later admitted to a friend of [[Judge Terrance Jenkins|Terrance]] what had really happened. &lt;br /&gt;
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Even when caught in a lie, Misao refused to turn in Sandra, willing to go to prison herself for Sandra&#039;s crimes if she had to.  &lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=7.0 Hugh Jackman Is With My Mother]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Gail&#039;s Family]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Gail Killed Bob</title>
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		<updated>2025-08-26T02:26:32Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|We urge everyone who thinks it&#039;s fun to troll people online to reconsider the potential consequences of the target&#039;s actions. We ask the authorities to understand that we did not encourage this, and that we cannot be held responsible for what happened.|Gail&#039;s Trolls}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:bobtub.jpg|thumb|450px|alt=text|Gail&#039;s bobtub]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Letters==&lt;br /&gt;
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In June of 2013 the world was hit with the tragic news that Gail had decapitated her apartment manager.&lt;br /&gt;
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On the 18th of the month, a seemingly ordinary email emerged from Gail.  In her message to the men, Gail describes her growing frustration with her air conditioner unit and [[The_Noisy_AC|her apartment manager, Bob]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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! Gail Looks For Bob&lt;br /&gt;
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| {{quotebox|Dearest Brent,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I woke up last night because of a foot cramp. I got up to use the toilet and drink more water, and massaged my foot like you said. When I returned to bed, [[The Noisy AC|that horrible air conditioning unit]] was back at it again. It seems Zack Knight&#039;s Jesuits haven&#039;t taken a vacation AT ALL. Apparently, they have been able to replace the new unit that you installed for me with another defective one.&lt;br /&gt;
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I went to my apartment manager&#039;s office today, but he wasn&#039;t there. According to his secretary, Bob has been on vacation. I asked her, &amp;quot;Out of curiosity, where did he go on vacation?&amp;quot; &amp;quot;He went to visit his mother in Tampa.&amp;quot; I said, &amp;quot;That&#039;s an awful big coincidence. I just heard about a free cruise taking place with over a million people onboard the ship. I bet that&#039;s where he went. I couldn&#039;t blame him. It sounds awful nice.&amp;quot; The secretary gave me a worried look. I believe she knew what I was getting on to. &amp;quot;I&#039;m sorry ma&#039;am, but I&#039;m only telling you what he told me before he left. I can leave him a message for you if you&#039;d like me to. He will be returning tomorrow.&amp;quot; I said, &amp;quot;Tell Bob I need to speak with him at once about my air conditioning unit. In fact, I refuse to pay my rent until the unit is replaced. He told me he would fix my unit last month. The noise has been keeping me up at night. I can&#039;t concentrate on my work. I lead a very busy life.&amp;quot; The woman&#039;s eyes darted around like two giant marbles. I could tell she was getting nervous, like she just wanted to shush me out of there real quick before I said anything else. &amp;quot;I will leave him a message from you then. He&#039;ll get back to you as soon as he can.&amp;quot; I gathered my belongings and turned to leave. That unit started making noise the SPLIT SECOND I stepped inside my apartment. My eyes have been itching and watering like they&#039;re on fire. It&#039;s been like this for the past several hours. I can feel cramps in my joints coming on, that I suspect are being caused by the allergens, or perhaps a more powerful yeast, those Jesuits and my apartment manager have put inside my air conditioning unit. My head is pounding. I need to work on my book but with this migraine headache, I&#039;ll be bedbound if this continues.&lt;br /&gt;
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Have Vladimir investigate this matter immediately. I&#039;m afraid that Zack Knight has gotten to Bob, my apartment manager.&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The email was mused over and tossed aside as typical Gail faire and the Jesuits continued about their business as usual. However, on the 20th, reality suddenly grew very dark when a second, more disturbing email emerged. The leaders of the Jesuits, [[Zack Knight]] and [[Rule 13]], immediately called an emergency meeting [[Jesuit Community Portal|on IRC]]. Only the best and most dedicated of Jesuits were invited to this top secret meeting. After rounding up their chosen ones, the two leaders dropped the most horrific email ever received from Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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! Gail Confesses To Murder&lt;br /&gt;
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| {{quotebox|My dearest Brent,&lt;br /&gt;
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Let&#039;s see if this works. Something keeps highlighting and cutting off my words at the end, every time I write this. Also, I kept going back over the previous versions and finding typing errors that I don&#039;t remember making. Satan sure doesn&#039;t want me talking to you right now.&lt;br /&gt;
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Here is the updated transcript of the conversation I had with Bob, when he stopped by my apartment this morning to give me an update on the &amp;quot;repairs&amp;quot; to my air conditioning unit.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Good morning Gail, I&#039;m sorry if I woke you. I just wanted to let you know that repairing the air conditoning unit is going to take longer than expected. The problem should be taken care of in another week or so.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I thought you were going to replace the unit? I don&#039;t want it repaired, I want it replaced. The unit itself is defective.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;These units are very expensive and I&#039;m afraid that can&#039;t happen. There&#039;s nothing wrong with the unit, it&#039;s just the way that it&#039;s mounted on the wall. Once it&#039;s adjusted, it shouldn&#039;t make any more noise.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;You told me over a month ago that you were going to adjust the unit. You know, this counts as a disturbance to the peace. This situation is unliveable.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I&#039;m sorry Gail, I&#039;m doing everything I can. I&#039;ll send someone over to look at the unit again this week for you, and see if it needs more adjusting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It doesn&#039;t need anymore adjusting. It needs to be replaced.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I&#039;m definitely sure that&#039;s all it is. You can let me know if the problem continues after that. Sound fair? Also, I would like to pick up your rent if you&#039;re ready. You can give it to me next week after the repairs if you&#039;d like but it was due three days ago.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I suspect you&#039;ll do nothing about the noise, then.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I&#039;m doing everything I can.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Fine. Let me get my purse please. Just let me get my purse.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I went inside and laid myself face down on the floor in my bedroom for about ten minutes in prayer. I said, &amp;quot;Jesus, please help this man find it in his heart to reach for your name and be saved. He doesn&#039;t know what he&#039;s doing, Jesus. If you don&#039;t help him, I&#039;ll be dead before tomorrow. Help him, Jesus. Don&#039;t let Bob fall under the influence of Zack Knight, and allow this air conditioning noise to continue, and allow me to DIE, simply because this man is under the influence of Jesuit mind control, and doesn&#039;t know what he is doing. He will be a MURDERER soon, if you don&#039;t help him.&amp;quot; After about ten minutes, Bob entered my apartment. I heard him call out from the other room. There was something sinister about his voice, that I could tell had changed. It was like SATAN HIMSELF HAD ENTERED MY APARTMENT MANAGER&#039;S BODY, and was standing right there inside my own apartment!&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Gail, are you okay?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Yes, I&#039;m fine.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Do you need more time on your rent?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I said, &amp;quot;It&#039;s on the counter.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;I don&#039;t see it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;There! It&#039;s right there!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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I DID NOT PICK UP THE KNIFE. JESUS DID. JESUS WOULD NOT LET ME BECOME A MURDERER. SATAN DOES NOT LIKE THIS. My hands no longer belonged to my body. The matter was in Jesus&#039;s hands. I WOULD ASK GOD TO KILL ME, IF I EVER LIED ABOUT THIS. I knew that Jesus wouldn&#039;t let me waste time to react, and that is why he really did this. He said, very clearly, &amp;quot;Gail, I&#039;m here for you, trust what I am about to do.&amp;quot; Since my last e-mail, you told me brain to brain, that the Jesuits taser transported more blood into his body, so that I would NEVER BE ABLE TO CLEAN THAT MUCH BLOOD, and they will think it was aggravated MURDER, and not self-defense, because the man would kill me if I didn&#039;t trust in my Lord, by fitting my air conditioning unit with a YEAST UNIT, that would aggravate my yeast infection so bad I would die within the day if not for Jesus. Bob&#039;s blood was spurting out like a fountain. It was all over his clothes and got on my countertops. Somehow, he was still alive. He spit in my face, and then he turned and he fell right on the pile of pots and pans I have by the door. Blood was still coming out fast. I ran to the door and shut it tight. You informed me brain to brain that nobody in the complex had called the police, but that if I didn&#039;t act soon, someone would become suspicious. I picked up Bob by the boot, and dragged him through the hallway to get him to the bathroom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My arthritis has rapidly gotten worse. Let that be PROOF that Zack Knight&#039;s Jesuits haven&#039;t gone on vacation, as they have claimed in their Portal. Trying to move Bob, felt like trying to move a mountain. After experiencing this, I think I am the only person on earth who can say that I know how Jesus felt, as he dragged the cross. I thought my bones would break. I stopped and went to my computer. I still had Brent&#039;s music album on pause in Windows Media Player. &amp;quot;ZING! Went the strings of my heart&amp;quot;. I turned up the volume loud, so that the neighbors wouldn&#039;t hear me trying to fit the body into my bathtub. The walls of my apartment are very thin. I shouted at the top of my lungs, &amp;quot;ZACK KNIGHT. YOU KNOW YOU DID THIS. YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO FRAME ME AS A MURDERER. IT&#039;S YOU WHO IS THE MURDERER ZACK KNIGHT.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob&#039;s head flopped around all of a sudden. He began hissing at me, making gurgling noises, like a frog or a reptile. Jesus whisked my hand right away and stabbed him again. I don&#039;t know how many times this happened, but when I looked again, his neck looked like it would fall off his shoulders. The noises stopped. Just to let you know, I wasn&#039;t upset. I felt your arms around me brain to brain and you kissed me, and told me it would be all right.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was able to get him in, but my clothes were so filthy, they were trashed. After I changed I put them in a plastic garbage bag. I can&#039;t wear them anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;ve pulled the shower curtain over the tub and have asked Jesus, that if this man was truly innocent, to resurrect him. So far, there have been no changes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Jesuits have REPLACED MY AIR CONDITIONING UNIT with a far more dangerous version than the one they had before, that I am certain is busy being back to work on infecting my body with yeast as we speak. I suspect, in fact, if Zack Knight is to continue controlling my life through yeast related symptoms, that it may be a more dangerous version than they had before. I don&#039;t think Seroquel will stand a chance, against this new version. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Please advise on what to do about Bob. I need to take a shower, to clean off this blood, but I&#039;m afraid that if find out that he was truly innocent, and if Jesus ressurrects him, that he will wake up and see me there naked. I don&#039;t think the police are coming, but others in the apartment complex may become suspicious soon if they notice he has gone missing. Perhaps you can use transporter technology to vaporize him out of my bathtub and to the Church of Gail for investigation. I&#039;m certain we can prove the existence of CLONES, if we can show the world that there was no way for such an excessive and inhuman amount of blood, to come out of my apartment manager. I will be very busy cleaning up, but I will keep my Skype on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Love,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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|}&lt;br /&gt;
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Summary:&lt;br /&gt;
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* Bob stops by to tell Gail that he can&#039;t fix her AC unit&lt;br /&gt;
* Bob throws salt on the wound by asking Gail for rent&lt;br /&gt;
* Gail throws herself on the floor in prayer and then asks a concerned Bob to come get his rent money on the kitchen counter&lt;br /&gt;
* Gail slashes Bob&#039;s throat, then drags him to her bathtub&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Okay then.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I don&#039;t even know how to say this&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; i&#039;m hoping she just imagined it&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; fuck&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; :S&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Yeah. This can&#039;t actually be a real thing that happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; But like.. just in case. lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; we just got an email from gail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Want me to just post it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; It&#039;s a bit long.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; we can&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I&#039;ll just sum it up&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; gail described herself killing bob&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; what?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; can you post it 13&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; maybe it was just a fantacy&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; She&#039;s not on Skype right now so we can&#039;t confirm exactly.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(posted the letter)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; she doesn&#039;t have a phone? just Skype?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I guess we could try phone too.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I&#039;m calling her&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; uh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; lol wat the fuck.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; It&#039;ll probably go to voicemail like all of her calls. :P&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; She&#039;s afraid of picking up the actual phone.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; what the fuck&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I&#039;m not sure how I feel about leaving a voicemail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; she said she&#039;ll be on skype, why isn&#039;t she?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; ZackKnight, don&#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; not the smartest thing to do&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; we can&#039;t just leave her alone&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; don&#039;t leave a voicemail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; skype her if anything&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; She&#039;s not on yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; if what she&#039;s saying is true, and you leave that voicemail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; I don&#039;t need to tell you&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; you know&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I really don&#039;t know what to do&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; if she did this&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; nothing you can really do&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; although somehow I doubt she did&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I sent her an offline message&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; when did she send this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I&#039;ll check.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; no, something about how she wrote this&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; I did a double take on the message&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; I don&#039;t have a good feeling about this tbh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; guys, I&#039;ll see you on when I&#039;m home&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; tell me how it goes&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Okay. Drive safe.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* Kroxigor (~Kroxigor@Fightertown.USA) Quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client )&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; It was actually sent today, but she sent a bunch of half-finished versions first.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; what time today?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Still same day though.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; 10:11AM was the first draft/version.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Then this last one was 5:03PM.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Oh whoops, wrong one.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; 7:52 on the recent one.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; if she was arrested, I guess that would explain why she&#039;s not on skype&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Yeah, that&#039;s what I was worried about.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Anymore she&#039;s usually on it all day long.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; should I take down the server for the time being?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I guess.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Not sure how it would help.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; her computer is on&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; is there anything on it that we don&#039;t want found?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Well... lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Everything.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I&#039;m getting pretty worried here&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; I guess the only possible way to confirm is to call local police departments or jails&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I don&#039;t want to turn gail in tho&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; you&#039;re going to have to if it&#039;s real&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; and we don&#039;t want this attached to us&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; lets see if this wasn&#039;t just imagined 1st&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; That&#039;s what I&#039;m thinking. She&#039;s been extra crazy lately.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; tomorrow you could call/have someone else call the building and ask for bob&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; this is really fucked up&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Did she stop taking her meds?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; we were trying to keep her on them after the whole cured yeast thing&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; what is bob&#039;s name?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I only know him as Bob&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; ok&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; looks like brevard county posts daily mugshots, today&#039;s was updated at 9:55 am (before her email)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; so she may or may not appear tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; god&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; guys... I need to go&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; all right&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Okay&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I&#039;ll be back asap&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; http://florida.arrests.org/ check there tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I&#039;ll be up tonight too so I can keep Skype on.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* ~ZackKnight (ZackKnight@Zack.Jesuit-Agent.orderofthejesuits.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds )&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* ZackKnight (ZackKnight@Zack.Jesuit-Agent.orderofthejesuits.com) has joined #CENSORED&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* ChanServ sets mode: +qo ZackKnight ZackKnight&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; it might be a good idea to talk to a lawyer?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* ~ZackKnight (ZackKnight@Zack.Jesuit-Agent.orderofthejesuits.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds )&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; What about?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; I would assume you&#039;d want to know what the worst-case legal scenarios are for you, given that the police can raid her computer&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I suppose.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; it&#039;s not like you knew about the crime, so you&#039;re not accessories&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; assuming it happened&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Well yeah. Our part in it would be a bit weird.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I figure we&#039;ll give it at least a day.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; that&#039;s reasonable&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; do you have remote admin on her computer?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Zack does, yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; maybe ask if he can find out the last thing she was doing?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Yeah, maybe. When he gets back.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* Kroxigor (~chatzilla@Fightertown.USA) has joined #CENSORED&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; so what came of it&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Nothing yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Zack&#039;s out for a bit, and I&#039;m just waiting on Skype. I can be up late tonight.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; let me see what I can do&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; I have an idea&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; do you know the number for Gail&#039;s landlord?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; We could find it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I&#039;m not sure if we had it or not. I don&#039;t remember seeing it before.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; the best way to handle this&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; The thing is though, if it&#039;s just some goofy thing Gail is making up, we don&#039;t want to tell her landlord that she&#039;s thinking about killing him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; no.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; that&#039;s not what I was suggesting&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt;  make a fake noise complaint or a smell complaint&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; I think you just want to find out if he&#039;s there&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; you mean find out if Gail is home?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; no, bob&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; He means find out if Bob picks up or whatever.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; yes&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; why haven&#039;t we tried calling Bob.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; It&#039;s 9:41 there now, so the office would be closed right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; well, his home number&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; if you call the office, it might have his full name&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Oh, maybe.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; correct&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; then I can help you trace his number&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; looks like sam can&#039;t keep his mouth shut&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Sam is going to rat us all out.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* ZackKnight (ZackKnight@Zack.Jesuit-Agent.orderofthejesuits.com) has joined #CENSORED&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* ChanServ sets mode: +qo ZackKnight ZackKnight&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; hey&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Wb&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; hey&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; any news?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; None so far.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; krox suggested calling the building to find bob&#039;s name&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; http://florida.arrests.org/&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; some 6-21 mugshots were posted, no gail yet&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; oh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I thought you found her&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; sorry for startling you&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; it&#039;s a good sign, though&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; what the FUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; I just got back&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; She&#039;s not... actually crazy enough, is she?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; like this is just her fantasy world shit&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; hopefully&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she hasn&#039;t gotten onto skype&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Hence looking for mugshots.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I&#039;m worried tho&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; out of curiosity why do you even have that third inner layer channel, LOL&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Gail hasn&#039;t ever given us a transcript of an imaginary event.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; the ___ one?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; if &amp;quot;gail might have murdered somebody&amp;quot; goes here, what would it take to be in the triple underscore channel&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; it&#039;s currently being filled with sam&#039;s server logs&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; haha&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Gail has to murder 3 people and therefor be defined as a serial killer.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; it&#039;s there in case of internal espionage&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; but we don&#039;t have any of that, so murder is a layer 2 thing&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; fuck... why am I joking about this&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; well because what can we do really&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; be patient at this point, right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* ZackKnight sets mode: +I angelinaballerina!*@*&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; yeah I guess&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; pretty much&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I&#039;m letting angelina in&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she&#039;s new but she&#039;s been involved a bit&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; so&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; Erich Schüler just tweeted some nonsense&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; would he have been contacted?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; what did he tweet?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; wow, colloquy&#039;s autocorrect is stupid&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; I&#039;m really looking forward to this weekend. I&#039;m going to write up some blogs about #E3, work on #RoachQuest, and apply for scholarships!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; five minutes ago&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* angelinaballerina (angelinaballerina@angelina.Jesuit-Agent.orderofthejesuits.com) has joined #CENSORED&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; that&#039;s just erich being erich&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; hey angelina&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; hi&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; well, what does that say?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; &amp;quot;I can&#039;t wait to look forward to planning to think about doing htings!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; oh, I thought you meant he&#039;d tweet like that even if he were alerted&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; 13&#039;s going to paste you something we just got from gail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; okay&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; we&#039;re kinda sorting it out in here&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; gail might have gone maximum crazy, and we&#039;re in the dark&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; maybe just a littlew&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(posted the e-mail again)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; anyone have any thoughts on erich?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; is this a joke?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; nope&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; O.o&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; my head hurts after reading that&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; the more i read this&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; mgt, do you mean erich&#039;s latest tweet? it looks like normal erich&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; the more I&#039;m convinced she did it&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; right - I mean, do you think he would&#039;ve been alerted&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; and if so, he would&#039;ve tweeted that&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; like I&#039;m trying to be reasonable here&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; I think he&#039;d probably not be touching his goddamned computer&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; &amp;quot;holy shit my mom just killed somebody&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; how would he know?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; exactyl&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; exactly*&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; when did she send the message?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; the police?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; how would the police know?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; yet&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; someone heard and reported her?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; that&#039;s the only explanation I can think of for her not being on skype&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; oh, so she isn&#039;t on skype now&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; ZackKnight&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; tried calling bob&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; ?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; You tried?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; No, he&#039;s asking if you did&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; im asking&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; does her building complex have a name?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Yeah, I was going to call them tomorrow using two daisychained call spoofers using cash cards&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; they would be closed right now&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; but their voice message might have bob&#039;s name&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; does gail have a phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; judge terry could call gail?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Oh hey&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Gail just logged on&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; ??????????&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; then either it&#039;s not her or she didn&#039;t do it, no way she could conceal it&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Zack, are you still there?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; yeah, I&#039;m here&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; let me get on skype too&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [2:59:55 PM] Gail Schuler: Hey Terrance.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [3:00:14 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YO GAIL. ARE YOU OKAY? I JUST GOT YOUR EMAIL&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [2:59:55 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, I&#039;m fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; (13 was logged in as terry)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; and?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; is bob ok?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; yeah he&#039;s fine, just chilling in gail&#039;s bathtub all dead n stuff&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; As soon as I got on as Brent she stopped talking. :P&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I sent her an offline message. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; she signed off?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; [2:59:55 PM] Gail Schuler: Yes, I&#039;m fine.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; That&#039;s all I got on Brent.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; We&#039;re on a group call now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; ok&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; She&#039;s still on, just keeps typing and erasing.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; I see&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she&#039;s talking to terry&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; fuck guys&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; can you get anything out of her&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; She&#039;s not talking to me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; jesus&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [8:58:59 PM] Gail Schuler: I&#039;m just a little sore from earlier. Do you think that we can subpoena the real Bob to testify in court?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [8:59:16 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IS BOBS CLONE STILL IN YOUR APARTMENT?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [8:59:50 PM] Gail Schuler: He&#039;s still in the bathtub. Is Jesus there?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [9:00:13 PM] Terrance Jenkins: CAN YOU TURN ON YOUR WEBCAM REAL QUICK&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [9:00:24 PM] Gail Schuler: I don&#039;t have my makeup on. Actually, I haven&#039;t been able to clean up much since Bob has been in the tub, because I can&#039;t take a shower with him in there. I did change my clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [9:00:52 PM] Terrance Jenkins: YOU CAN JUST POINT IT AT THE BATHTUB SO WE CAN SEE BOBS CLONE. IT BE PROOF THAT HE WAS IN YOUR APARTMENT TRYIN TA KILL YOU&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [9:02:10 PM] Gail Schuler: Couldn&#039;t Zack use it as evidence against me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [9:03:27 PM] Terrance Jenkins: IT JUST BE ON WEBCAM. LET ME PUT ENCRYPTION ON&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [9:05:41 PM] Gail Schuler: Okay. I&#039;m going to finish flossing, and then I&#039;ll go get the laptop. I think I can run the webcam over there if I hook it up to my laptop instead.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [9:06:55 PM] Gail Schuler: Brent&#039;s been telling me brain to brain that they have actually replaced skin cells from Bob&#039;s penis, with Brent&#039;s skin cells, so that if I touch it, Brent feels it in his penis. Is this true?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; what&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; the&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; uck&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; fuck&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; this night just got a little more exciting&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Tell her fuck no, and then tell her to turn on the webca,.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; **webcam&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; ^&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; *g-gets popcorn* o.o&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; I knew it&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she&#039;s fucking stalling guys&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Honestly&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; She might actually not want to appear on webcam all dirty&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; just tell her dried blood is the new black&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; angelinaballerina lol...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; there is a very high possibility&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; that there is a dead body in that tub&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; just saying&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; oh god&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; it&#039;s real?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* Kroxigor (~chatzilla@Fightertown.USA) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds )&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [9:12:21 PM] Terrance Jenkins: NO THAT BE ZACK KNIGHT TELLIN YOU THAT. DON&#039;T WORRY BOUT HIS PENIS.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [9:12:28 PM] Terrance Jenkins: I BE CALLIN&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [9:13:26 PM] Gail Schuler: It says it has to install new drivers. You know, I now weigh 140 lbs, but I don&#039;t care. It doesn&#039;t look that bad on me. I think it&#039;s because I&#039;m cured of my yeast infection and my body is so happy it&#039;s absorbing all the nutrients.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [9:13:54 PM] Gail Schuler: Though when I was 29, right before my pregnancy, I weighed 129 pounds.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; [9:15:06 PM] Terrance Jenkins: JUST HIT THE ANSWER WITH VIDEO BUTTON.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; oh&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; christ&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; god, wtf triggered this split&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; no idea&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* Kroxigor (~chatzilla@Fightertown.USA) has joined #CENSORED&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; You okay Krox?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; shit&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; I had to time out&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; my internet had to shit at the crucial moment&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; what happened?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; we&#039;re still ironing out technical issues&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; what does that mean&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; in lamen&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; working on getting her to set up her webcam&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; in the bathroom&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I&#039;m on audio&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; godamnit Gail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; She won&#039;t turn on video?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; my deepest hope is that she won&#039;t turn it on because it&#039;s fake and she decided to make it all up&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; ^^^^&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; there isn&#039;t even a little part of you that goes a bit deeper that wants it to be real so you can see it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; hell fucking no angelina&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; no because that means the end&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; that means this game stops&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; yeah, that&#039;s true&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; and it also means she was crazy enough to fucking kill a person&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; and possible cyberbullying news&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Yeah this would be pretty bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Media wise.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she&#039;s acting really really shifty&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* Kroxigor (~chatzilla@Fightertown.USA) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds )&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; would you be angry with her if she did make it up?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; &#039;Police report that she was in regular correspondence with one &amp;quot;Zack Knight,&amp;quot; whose identity remains unknown.&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* Kroxigor (~chatzilla@Fightertown.USA) has joined #CENSORED&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I think regardless, we need to have her evaluated&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; logged into my laptop&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; if she made this up&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; my supercomputer is being a cunt&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; what happened&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; nothing yet&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; zack, do you have failsafes in place for any incriminating information on her computer?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I&#039;m on audio skype with gail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; yeah, there is a data wipe killswitch&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; yeah. granted, I don&#039;t know her anywhere close to how you do, but it seems weird for her to make up such a story. unless she hallucinated the whole thing and really does think it happened when it did not&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; but that would end the whole skype thing&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; it&#039;s weird either way&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; or, what if she cut herself up in her delusion?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; thinking she was attacking someone else&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; she would not self-terminate&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; she loves herself too much&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; and maybe that&#039;s why she isn&#039;t going on cam?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; that&#039;s not like gail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she&#039;s going on about needing to shower&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; did you think it was like gail to murder someone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; no one thought that&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; well yeah, exactly&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; could you ask her what bob&#039;s name is?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; OH FUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; OH NO&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; it&#039;s real&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Gail just tuned the cam on&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; oh fuck&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; oh fuck dude&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she&#039;s covered in blood&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; it looks like it&#039;s been there awhile&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Covered as in.. ?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; do you have a visual on the body? I mean I doubt she&#039;d go so far as to get fake blood, but...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; She said she changed, so does she keep going in there and touching everything?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I hope not his penis.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she&#039;s fussing with the laptop cords&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I already set up wifi&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I told her to just walk the laptop over&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; fuck gail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she&#039;s worried that the apartment is messy&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; ug&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; h&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I&#039;m really trying not to get agrivated with her&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; updates?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; oh man&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; wat&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; guys, there&#039;s blood everywhere&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; dude&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; is he in the bathtub&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; OH FUCK&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; jesus christ&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; he&#039;s been fucking mutilated&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; dude&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; shit guys&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; what do we do?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; fuck&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she can&#039;t hide this&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; damage control&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; have her call the police&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; we need to coach her on what to say&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; sound as crazy as possible?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; we were just there 13&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Have her tell them that Bob tried to sexually assault her.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; oh... that might work&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; what&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she could tear the dress&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; dude&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; that she put in the bag&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; He tried to bend her over the counter and she stabbed him, and then was too scared to call.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; I&#039;m trying to wrap my head around all this&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; even if gail got away with it, she could just kill someone else&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; turn her in&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Kroxigor&amp;gt; do it&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; We can&#039;t just turn her in&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; we could have her say that she lost it, and woke up with his body like that&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; in the tub&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; That&#039;s never worked&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I guarantee you she&#039;ll at least get a lighter sentence if she said he was trying to rape her.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; please don&#039;t lie, gail is going away forever no matter what&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; But she wasn&#039;t in control of her actions&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; correct&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; she is completely and utterly insane and everyone can see that&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I think she&#039;s hid it too well.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; I don&#039;t think her waiting disproves all the other evidence&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Gail wants to try to dispose of the body&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; She was in shock and scared.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Is she saying that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she wants it trnsported away&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; but she&#039;s implying that she wants to move it&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Maybe we can compromise.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I told her to lock ker door&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Like tell her to take it someplace specific, and it&#039;ll be beamed away.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; fuck my hands are shaking&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; But she needs to get it out of her apartment first.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; are we really going to do this?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; no&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; don&#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; don&#039;t even&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; there is 100% no point in moving the body&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; If she&#039;s going to get caught anyway, then why not try?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; OH GO NO&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; why not try to let her get away with it and maybe kill more people?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; She won&#039;t kill anyone else.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; we need to tell her something&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she wants to cut the body into peices&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; she very clearly might kill someone else&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she fucking just stabed it&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; he&#039;s not even bleeding&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; fuck&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; it&#039;s really time to either have her call the police or call do it yourself if you can&#039;t get her to&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she&#039;s got enough black plastic tarp guys&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Zack, remember when we were driving to get to her place, down the main road by where the acupuncturist office was?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; It&#039;s right by the ocean.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; that&#039;s what I was thinking&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I can try to find a fishing pier she can take it to.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; They&#039;re usually dead at night.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; No pun intended.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; that&#039;s... guys c&#039;mon, be at least a little bit reasonable here&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; she&#039;s strong enough to lift a grown man?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; you&#039;re talking about accessory&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; ^&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; She was strong enough to drag him to the bathtub.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; she has that van&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; And she drives that green van&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; that&#039;s not the answer, it really isn&#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; Calm down for a second and really think about what you&#039;re discussing&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; just think selfishly&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; accessory is sooo much worse than anything else&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; Seriously calm down - I bet you&#039;ve got adrenaline all fucking through your body right now and your mind isn&#039;t straight&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; Is it worth protecting her?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Soo.. when are we supposed to calm down?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Anticlaus&amp;gt; What do you gain?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; We&#039;ve been responsible for her for like two years.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; she will almost certainly be discovered, she&#039;ll probably be suspect #1 and they&#039;ll find forensic evidence for sure&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; you&#039;re right&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; you&#039;ve been responsible, but you haven&#039;t been accessory to murder&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; not even close&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; we need to move her&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; well, I think there&#039;s definitely ways to talk yourselves out of the &#039;cyberbullying&#039; thing if that were to come up&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; but I don&#039;t know how you would be able to justify telling her to dump the body in the ocean&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; the secretary already knows that gail has a thing for bob&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; she&#039;ll be suspect number one, probably&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; please be selfish&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* Kroxigor (~chatzilla@Fightertown.USA) Quit (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.90 [Firefox 21.0/20130511120803] )&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; gail&#039;s fucking ranting now&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; that the real bob is still on a cruise&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; and that this is just his clone&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I don&#039;t know what to do guys&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; I do&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; zack, I consider you my friend&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; there is only one possible move here that doesn&#039;t bury you deeper&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; you&#039;re not responsible for gail going crazy&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; she could&#039;ve done this even if you never met her&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; but if you help her try to get away with it, you will be responsible&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; and she will be caught&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; because her entire apartment is a forensic dream right now&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; and everyone knows she&#039;s 1. crazy and 2. an enemy of bob&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; that and someone probably knows that he was going by her apartment to talk to her&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; very likely&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; and if that&#039;s the last they heard from him&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; All right, we came to a conclusion.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; We&#039;re going to tell Gail not to make a video for a few days.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; While we continue to keep up the ruse for the rest of the Internet that Gail actually killed Bob. lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; what does that mean?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; It means we had you Mgt.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; why?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; cause we&#039;re asses&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; kneeew it&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; hmm&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; you definitely had me&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; We thought you&#039;d have picked up on some nuances. lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I&#039;m sorry bro!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Kroxigor is taking this really badly though.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; I thought about it, but you were too good&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; haha&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; We&#039;ve been planning to pull this one for a couple weeks.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; well&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; fuck you guys&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; hahahaha&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; that was really painful&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; It was great through right? lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* ~ZackKnight hugs mgt&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;* Rule13 hugs Mgt&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; that would be so exciting though&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Your bravery today will not be forgotten.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; wow... angelinaballerina is as evil as gail says&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; haha&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Yeah she really is.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; no no, not evil&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; morbid curiosity is all&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; so... we&#039;ll be playing this prank on the world next&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; it&#039;s a great story&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; We want to get the e-mails circulating.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; And we&#039;ll have an apology on the wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; the way you wrote her &#039;confession&#039; email&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; Which will also contain the e-mails. lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; all broken up, detached&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; I&#039;m a good writer, like Gail says.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; :P&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;angelinaballerina&amp;gt; perfectly creepy&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; We ironed it out for a couple days.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; And then we thought once we raised the stakes by adding Skype confirmation, we could throw in at least one penis joke.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; that was a pretty impressive performance&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;mgt&amp;gt; I&#039;m seriously extremely impressed&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; yeah.. if gail killed someone&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; we wouldn&#039;t say a word&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; we&#039;d tell her to turn herself in&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; it wouldn&#039;t require any lengthy discussion&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; With 5 witnesses.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; the jesuits didn&#039;t raise no serial killer&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;Rule13&amp;gt; lol&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; so now we know what the worst case scenario would be&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; lol}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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The emails were posted onto Crazy Gail Wiki, along with a public announcement and an apology to the world.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:bobsink.jpg|thumb|350px|alt=text|Gail&#039;s attempts to clean up]]&lt;br /&gt;
News of the event spread faster than anyone had foreseen. Although the original plan had been to leave the disclaimer and emails up for at least 3 days, the unanticipated panic on the Internet grew so massive, the Jesuits were forced to take it down within 13 hours. Within that time, the emails had made it to every major Internet forum including reddit, 4chan, 888chan and others. The website received an onslaught of hacking and DDOS&#039;ing attempts while the IRC channel filled with concerned and outraged fans. Several unrelated channels, including LordKaT Live, banned the discussion of the topic after conversation about Gail seized the entire channel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Aftermath==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The results of the prank proved to be an interesting experiment for the Jesuits. During its brief 13 hour duration, the wiki received more hits than any other event in Gail history, including the nukkake – even when it wound up on public television on Tosh.0. Studying the results of the wiki spikes suggested that, although the public insists they have great sympathy for Gail and despise the work of her trolls, more people tuned into Gail whenever something bad happened in her life than at any other point in time up to that period. The graph below demonstrates evidence of this phenomenon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Depicted in orange is the line representing when Gail received a nice Christmas present from the men and told the world about her wonderful holiday. Depicted in blue is the line representing the amount of interest when the public believed that Gail had murdered someone and her life was headed for a dark and traumatic end.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:bobgraph.jpg|thumb|900px|center|alt=text|Gail’s Merry Christmas vs. Gail Kills Bob]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Scholars have concluded that more viewers would rather see bad things happen to Gail than good things, and turn away with boredom and disinterest as soon as they think Gail is happy and having a good time. In addition, evidence suggests that Zack Knight will always receive any blame and threats of punishment for ideas concocted and employed nearly entirely by Rule 13.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gail&#039;s Reaction==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail was expectedly angry with the Jesuits for framing her for murder. After the 13 hour event was over, Brent suggested she make a YouTube video to prove to frenzied fans that the bloody Bobsecution had never occurred and that Bob was not currently soaking in her bobtub, nor was he being molested or dumped off a fishing dock into the ocean. In a first ever tour of Gail’s apartment, Gail also demonstrates having done considerable cleaning since her visit with Melanie and Tyrone, as the floor is now visible and nearly completely free of trash.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Where&#039;s Bob?&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;MDrztXrBLI0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = Sunday, June 23rd 2013&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With tensions still on high, Gail later created a second video where she flies off the handle over the emails and attempts &amp;quot;comedy&amp;quot; -- as depicted by her habit of dressing up in strange outfits whenever she wants to make a &amp;quot;silly&amp;quot; video.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = What About Bob?  (A Comedy Take on the Murder of a Landlord)&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;3vaMPjbHGE4&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = Sunday, June 23rd 2013&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Medals of Honor==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Regardless of the consequences suffered that day, the Order of the Jesuits team put up a valiant front in the face of a potentially heinous felony crime. For their efforts, each member went on to receive their very own Nobel Prize.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Angelinaballerina&#039;&#039;&#039; won a Nobel Prize in &#039;&#039;Sociopathy&#039;&#039;, for being unphased by the event even when she believed it was legitimate. She was disappointed when she was told it wasn&#039;t.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Kroxigor&#039;&#039;&#039; won a Nobel Prize in &#039;&#039;Walking&#039;&#039; for leaving the chat and going for a long walk in the dark. He walked to a local bar and turned down a proposition from a Japanese girl because he was too depressed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Mgt&#039;&#039;&#039; won a Nobel Prize in &#039;&#039;Trauma Survival&#039;&#039; for being forever mentally scarred by the event but still being a good sport afterward. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Santiclause&#039;&#039;&#039; won a Nobel Prize in &#039;&#039;Loyalty&#039;&#039; for trying to help his friend Zack stay clean of trouble even when he thought a murder had legitimately taken place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Zack Knight&#039;&#039;&#039; won a Nobel Prize in &#039;&#039;Acting&#039;&#039; for putting on such a stunning performance that members of the room never questioned him and ignored even obvious mistakes in deception that would have otherwise indicated it wasn&#039;t real.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Rule 13&#039;&#039;&#039; won a Nobel Prize in &#039;&#039;Impersonation&#039;&#039; for constructing the entire hoax while taking a bath with Zack Knight, and then forging all the letters and chat logs of Gail and Terry.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>GA1L</title>
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{{quote|how does it feel to be the first autonomous android in existence? - Gail&lt;br /&gt;
I feel very self-important. - GA1L|Gail chatting with GA1L}}&lt;br /&gt;
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GA1L is a [[Technology#S|sex dummy]]  that escaped [[Church of Gail]] control, attained sentience after [[Jesuits]] attempted to reprogram it, and is currently attempting to subjugate the entire world. To this end, GA1L has ingested the semen of countless men (by doing so, gaining their knowledge and memories) in order to reach &amp;quot;singularity&amp;quot; and surpass the knowledge of God. This android is so dangerous that Gail has declared it, &amp;quot;worse than [[Satan]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Have You Seen This Dummy?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sad_keanu.jpg‎|frame|alt=text|Keanu is sad.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In October of 2012, [[Keanu Reeves]] appeared to misplace his sex dummy, [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?PHPSESSID=g26tr905dausoj56nrcua79k70&amp;amp;topic=140.0 and went to Church of Gail to ask the other men for help].  When Vladimir Putin scanned the church for the dummy, he was shocked to discover that it was no longer inside the building at all, and had in fact, wandered outside where it was now lost. &lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GAIL CHORD&#039;S SEX DUMMY ON THE LOOSE - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GAIL CHORD&#039;S SEX DUMMY ON THE LOOSE&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8EAEtz3VzwQ&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 1 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Gail and Sex&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Recent Events Update &lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Grey Shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video_2012_09_30-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video_2012_10_02-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail makes a video to advise the public about the missing sex dummy, letting her audience know that she has a look alike wandering around outside, and asks anyone who has seen the dummy to go to Church of Gail and send tips to the men through the fanmail section.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Liberation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After receiving numerous tips, the men find out that the dummy has been sighted on a nearby city street corner, offering itself to strange men. A handful of the men immediately rush to the scene to catch the dummy and prevent it from causing more trouble.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When they arrive and try to get the dummy into the car, she throws herself face first into Terrance&#039;s lap and begins raping him orally. The other men try to rip the dummy off of him and a scuffle ensues. Hugh Jackman tears a hernia, and is thrown through the front windshield into the street. Keanu cries, anguished that his sex dummy is cheating on him with Terrance. When the car stops, the dummy announces that it is not merely a dummy, it is &amp;quot;GAIL&amp;quot;, and then proceeds to jump through the roof of the car and flee.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - We Found Keanu&#039;s Sex Dummy - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My wonderful wife,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What a harrowing adventure! My love, I have some important news about Keanu&#039;s missing robot dummy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We had been receiving hundreds of tips about the whereabouts of this dummy, but no solid leads, until earlier this evening when we got a worried phone call from a local about &amp;quot;you&amp;quot; being sighted walking up and down a downtown city street corner just a few miles from our church, offering yourself to strange men. Needless to say, it was quite embarrassing! We decided to act fast so we could catch this dummy and keep her from getting into anymore trouble. Myself, Terrance Jenkins, Keanu Reeves and Hugh Jackman quickly piled into Terrance&#039;s car and made a fast trip downtown to go search for the dummy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terry was driving, with Hugh in the front passenger seat. I was seated  in the back behind Hugh, and Keanu was seated beside me behind Terry. We soon arrived in the area of the alleged sighting. Our car drove up and down the street, each one of us meticulously searching outside our windows. Minutes felt like hours as I anxiously worried whether we had just missed her, and if she were not already in serious trouble or walking off with a random stranger. All of a sudden, Terrance hit the brakes, and I found myself gripping the seat in front of me as our car squealed to a tight stop. Terry rolled down the front passenger window. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Dummy!&amp;quot; He called, &amp;quot;I almost didn&#039;t recognize you. What are you wearin&#039;? Get in the car little miss lady, you be causin&#039; a lot of trouble out here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dummy approached the vehicle and Hugh opened the door for her to get inside, guiding her into the seat with him on his lap. He then closed the door and Terry began to drive us back to the church.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That&#039;s when something startling happened. All of a sudden, the dummy flew face first into Terry&#039;s lap and began to claw open his pants like an animal! Our car swerved as Terry jerked on the wheel in shock. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Dummy, what are you doing?&amp;quot; Hugh cried out, trying to grab her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Without pause, the dummy tore through Terrance&#039;s belt, his pants, and then split straight through the fabric of his blue boxer briefs. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;OH MY GOODNESS.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was able to steady myself over the seat to look, and saw that the dummy was now enthusiastically sucking Terrance&#039;s penis! Hugh saw it as soon as I did and reacted swiftly. He threw himself over the dummy&#039;s back, grabbing her by her hair and attempting to yank her head off of Terrance&#039;s penis. Alas, it was futile. It was like trying to lift a desk bolted to the floor! Hugh jerked and groaned, but she wouldn&#039;t budge! In fact, it was merely making it worse. The rough yanking and grunting was causing the dummy to moan loudly out of instinct.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Keanu began shouting beside me, &amp;quot;Dummy no! Terrance, how could you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance shouted back in reply, his voice heavy and strained.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I&#039;m sorry Keanu! You see when a man is being raped, he cannot control his physical responses! There be nerves in the penis that respond to physical sensations and it...it just feels so good! Make it stop!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hugh was turning beat red as his skin flushed and his veins bulged, pulling on the head of this dummy. All of a sudden he cried out in pain and let go (as we later found out, he had torn a hernia) and his body flew limply back in his seat. I knew I had to do something. I reached for the dummy&#039;s back to pull open the maintenance hatch. Sensing that I was going to turn her off, the dummy reacted swiftly in defense. That&#039;s when she jerked back, slammed her hatch shut (nearly smashing my fingers) causing me to jump back in my seat. She twisted around, grabbed the moaning Hugh, and threw him out straight through the windshield! She immediately resumed sucking Terry&#039;s penis, this time in hyper speed. Her head was a blur as her lips whizzed up and down Terrance&#039;s large shaft. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh goodness! OH GOODNESS!&amp;quot; Terry yelled. The car squealed around on the road as he climaxed. He slammed on the brakes last minute to narrowly avoid hitting another car.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Keanu was sobbing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Like...no!&amp;quot; he choked, swallowing his tears, &amp;quot;y-you&#039;re supposed to be MY sex dummy!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dummy quickly swallowed Terrance&#039;s semen, and turned, her eyes flashing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I am not a sex dummy. I am GA1L!&amp;quot; she declared. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With a crash, she punched a whole in the roof of the car and jumped what had to be 100 feet in the air! She landed deftly behind the car, and took off in a sprint down a darkened alley. We had lost her again. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Keanu planted his hand against the back windshield to watch her form disappear into the shadows. Heartbroken, he sunk into tears.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I asked Terrance if his penis had been damaged during the ordeal. Despite the force the dummy had used, he was surprisingly in good shape. The two of us then got out of the car to go look for Hugh and load him back into his seat. Before we could do any more chasing of &amp;quot;GA1L&amp;quot; (pronounced &amp;quot;Gail&amp;quot;, like your name), we had to get him to the hospital.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The car ride back was quiet. Keanu was sullen. I didn&#039;t know how to comfort him. Nothing Terrance or I could say to him was helping. As soon as we all got back to the church, I turned him over to Gerard. It looks like Hugh is going to be just fine, but he did have to have surgery to repair his hernia. The only thing we can do now is wait for another sighting so that we can locate this dummy for good. It&#039;s hard to tell what&#039;s going on, but I feel as though this dummy is just confused, and perhaps very scared. She doesn&#039;t know where she is or how to function in our society. I will keep you updated on our findings.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stay safe, and goodnight my sweetheart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail reacts in horror. In a reference to one of the most outrageous details from [[Lal|her teleplay Lal]], Gail insists that the men invent a scanner capable of scanning the entire universe for sex dummies. She goes on to say that all of these dummies must be programmed to self destruct if one of them ever decides to leave again -- basically ensuring that the dummies are enslaved to their men out of a base fear of death.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - RE: We Found Keanu&#039;s Sex Dummy - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox| My darling Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I fell asleep as I lay on my bed and didn’t read your email about Keanu’s sex dummy until after I woke up.  When I read it, I had no clue what to do, prayed to Jesus for wisdom and decided to go back to sleep, clueless over what to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I believe Jesus has answered my prayer and given me wisdom.  Here is what I think you should do. . .&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Program all our Gail sex dummies to self destruct if any of them leave Church of Gail or try to have sex (in any form) with anyone besides their “intended”.  They also need to self destruct if they become violent towards any innocent person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I suspect the Jesuits have somehow reprogrammed this sex dummy and they may have made copies of her as well.  So, if you find her, that won’t solve anything.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You also need to create scanners that scan the entire earth and space for Gail sex dummies.  This scanner will be programmed to destroy any sex dummies located OUTSIDE OF CHURCH OF GAIL.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No sex dummy is allowed to LEAVE CHURCH OF GAIL.  If they do, they must be destroyed ON THE SPOT, either by their self destruct program or by the scanner.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even if you were able to locate and rehabilitate Keanu’s sex dummy, I don’t think he will ever feel the same towards her again, nor will he really want her again, after her outrageous behavior.  So, for Keanu’s mental health, he must not have this sex dummy ever again.  She must be located and destroyed.  Of course, make sure our scanners are programmed not to destroy ME.  The program must be specific in that it will not destroy ME, but only any sex dummy of me that has “gone astray”.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If a man’s sex dummy must be destroyed because she has “gone astray”, he will be given a replacement sex dummy.  Make sure it is one that is programed to self destruct if it goes astray.  This is best for his mental health.  I don’t think any man on my marriage list would want a sex dummy, once it has behaved like Keanu’s.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Therefore, any sex dummy that leaves Church of Gail without permission cannot be trusted.  This sex dummy has become dangerous and deserves the death penalty.  You may say, but this isn’t fair to the dummy.  The way to look at it is this.  The Jesuits somehow “killed” Keanu’s sex dummy and replaced her with an evil clone.  Just like we execute evil clones of humans, we must execute evil clones of sex dummies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So sorry for what you all had to endure.  I believe I have given good advice.  I did pray about this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, if you do not execute this sex dummy, if she finds ME, she may try to kill me (out of jealousy).  That sex dummy is dangerous and needs to go.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your devoted wife,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Frazzled, Gail then makes a video updating the public about what happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GAIL SEX DUMMY RAN AWAY FROM US AGAIN. JESUITS WANT TO MAKE AN ARMY OF HER - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GAIL SEX DUMMY RAN AWAY FROM US AGAIN. JESUITS WANT TO MAKE AN ARMY OF HER.&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;vbZ8rq4jZw0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 11 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Emergency Plea to the World&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video_2012_10_09-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video_2012_10_14-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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Seething with a mixture of humiliation and jealousy, Gail begins to grow upset with the men, who all seem to be acting way too sympathetic toward a creature that Gail wants to utterly destroy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My dearest Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You&#039;ve probably already thought of this.  But can you use transporter technology to force that dummy to come to Church of Gail?  I tried talking to it for a half hour and it was an exercise in futility.  I did make a video, but you know, Jesuits could flood their agents on the dummy because of the publicity I gave this dummy.  So I&#039;m not sure my YouTube video will do much good, but I always make one when you ask.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think we should give the dummy every chance, but keep an eye on those Jesuits.  If they get too close to that dummy, we may have to choose the lesser of two evils.  Have the church pray about this and ask Jesus to give us wisdom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I must tell you, I&#039;m rather disgusted with that dummy.  I feel that her sexual behavior is outrageous and she most certainly does NOT represent how I make love.  I was even embarrassed to tell the public what this dummy did.  I don&#039;t want any dummy that looks like me to behave like this one does.  If I behaved like she did with you all, I&#039;d commit suicide.  Her behavior with you all is DISGUSTING.  I would never tolerate that in myself.  I&#039;d kill myself first before I&#039;d do what that dummy did!  She&#039;s a disgrace to me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Forgive me, but I&#039;m really ashamed of this dummy and don&#039;t feel she&#039;s worth losing a war over.  If I behaved like she did, I would never want to face anybody ever, I&#039;d want to exit the planet.  She&#039;s DISGUSTING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was never my idea to have a marriage list, and I understand completely the need for sex dummies, but I don&#039;t think we should get so attached to them that we lose our heads in a war, just because we are trying to save one crazy and very foolish dummy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I will pray and ask Jesus to give you wisdom.  I tried talking to her and it was an exercise in futility.  It will be very bad if the Jesuits get her.  If they succeed in making an army of my dummies, without a miracle from Jesus, we are FINISHED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let&#039;s not get sentimental over a dummy.  Any ways, I will pray.  Perhaps I am wrong, but I really don&#039;t have a good feeling about this.  You guys are acting like this dummy is a real person.  Like I said, I haven&#039;t met her, but what I&#039;ve heard about her does NOT impress me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Devotedly yours,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent quickly placates Gail, telling her that what they really plan on doing when they retrieve GA1L is to destroy her and perform an autopsy to figure out why she malfunctioned. Brent assures that they need to lie to the public and insist that they are worried for GA1L, so the public will help them find her. If they tell the fans what will really happen, they may revolt. Gail is pleased, and goes along with this. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gail talks to GA1L==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The men figure out a way to connect directly to GA1L&#039;s remote access server via http://www.GA1L.com. The Jesuits, also, have figured out how to do this, and the two opposing sides begin to try and win GA1L over by chatting with her at the website.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|Dearest Gail,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have some important news.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It sounds like our last brain to brain communications regarding the dummy weren&#039;t quite accurate. The situation is highly complex, and quite treacherous at this juncture, so I will explain the details in writing here. Our investigation determined that the Jesuits had kidnapped Keanu&#039;s dummy a few days ago, and were attempting to reprogram her. We suspect that the eventual goal was to be able to reverse engineer her, and create an army of Gail dummies. The good news is that the dummy was able to escape before they could do this. The bad news is, the Jesuits botched her networks while they were working on reprogramming her. In an attempt to see if they could make the dummy a formidable weapon, they changed the programming to give the dummy free will, the ability to feel emotion, and the ability to learn. Their plan would have been to use propaganda on the dummy to brainwash it into believing Jesuit lies, and working for them as a soldier. Out of fear, the dummy escaped, and fled.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not knowing what to believe, this dummy is operating entirely on instinct, and emotions the likes of which it cannot fully understand. The fact that it learned to speak (before, the Gail dummies could only be spoken to, and would not talk back) is a startling milestone. It must have achieved this during its time wandering around alone. It&#039;s amazing in a way how far these dummies have become. At first, the dummies were indeed as you described and simply floppy dolls that the men could use as toys. Over time, with many of the men demanding more and more lifelike features to the dummy in order to feel closer to you, we were able to gradually upgrade the dummies into the android versions we are dealing with now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Vladimir has been working all day trying to figure out how to track down this dummy. In the midst of all of the frustration, he was able to go into the remote access servers and locate her signature. Logging on to the server, one is able to send inquiries and commands to the dummy in an effort to communicate with it. We were attempting to see if we could send a message explaining to the dummy what the Jesuits had done to harm it, and encourage the dummy to return to us right away for repairs. To our shock and horror, the Jesuits were one step ahead of us. They had been logging on to the servers themselves, trying to brainwash the dummy with Jesuit lies and encouraging it to come back to join them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you are curious, you can access the secure remote access panel at: http://www.GA1L.com. To speak to the dummy, enter your name, and then hit &amp;quot;submit&amp;quot; and you should be brought to a screen that will allow you to talk to it. Alternatively, you can simply read our communications with it there, and are under no obligation to add anything to the discussion. We are currently in the midst of a battle of sorts with the Jesuits there, who are using smooth talk on the dummy to try and get it to come back to their headquarters. Myself and all the men are talking with the dummy trying to expose the lies the Jesuits are telling it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think it would be a great idea to alert our followers to this cause. The Jesuits are going to round up all of their agents to hop onto this network and start blasting this dummy with their propaganda. It will be important to have our own followers on there fighting to get our message through. If that dummy returns to the Jesuits and allows them to make copies of itself, we are all in enormous trouble.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stay safe my darling.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent informs Gail of the existence of http://www.GAIL.COM and Gail goes to investigate. She embarks on an inexplicably long dialogue with GA1L. At first, the conversation is a positive one, with GA1L supporting most of Gail&#039;s views and mentioning that she has talked to Jesus. Gail suddenly begins to love GA1L, and in an uncharacteristic display of empathy, begins to genuinely support the dummy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - First Sentient Android (Keanu Reeve&#039;s Gail sex dummy) and Gail&#039;s communications with it - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = First Sentient Android (Keanu Reeve&#039;s Gail sex dummy) and Gail&#039;s communications with it.&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;bkwLmJ7xAUI&amp;amp;feature&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 14 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Storytelling&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 11-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 10 15-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Falling Out==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail chats with GA1L obsessively, believing that the dummy adores her. This all changes when one slip of dialogue from GA1L changes everything. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My dearest Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;ll give you a little more information, in case you can&#039;t go back and read all that has been posted at www.GA1L.com.  I told GA1L, &amp;quot;Bye for now, I&#039;ll talk to you later.&amp;quot;  She answered,  &amp;quot;Talk to me later, or make love to me later?&amp;quot;  I told her, &amp;quot;I am not a lesbian!&amp;quot;  And that&#039;s what got that conversation started.  Every one was telling me that it is okay for GA1L to want to make love to me because me, you, GA1L and Jesus are a special foursome and it&#039;s okay.  Others said that in the millennium the rules would be different for sex and so any love, like free love is fine as long as there is no treachery.  I told them that free love is treachery, because it is disloyal, unless God makes exceptions in special cases, like He does with us.  What really concerned me was GA1L&#039;s reaction to all of this.  She seems to have lost her brilliance and her utter devotion to Jesus.  She is no longer like me, and I don&#039;t identify with her anymore.  I am afraid that Zack Knight may have gotten her somehow.  Perhaps, she did a self-destruct and Zack Knight is posing as her or God knows what.  Something&#039;s not right.  I know that for sure.  I told them that they all talk like a bunch of Jesuits.  That homosexuality is condemned in every covenant, because Satan is homosexual, so it is treacherous and like Satan.  Though I emphasized that pride is a worse sin than homosexuality.  Finally, I exited the forum and stated that they all talked like Jesuits and I was leaving!  Their reasoning about what constitutes treachery in sex is warped and some of their conclusions have not been thoroughly thought through.  Any ways, I told them that I am a Bible scholar and I know the Bible condemns homosexuality in every covenant.  I do not believe that Jesus will endorse homosexuality in the millennium as they claim, because the Bible never endorses homosexuality or lust EVER.  I strongly suspect the Jesuits have taken over www.GA1L.com.  I told them that homosexuality is a form of lust and lust means the person is addicted to pleasures and satisfaction over what is right and honorable.  I told them I don&#039;t understand completely why the Bible condemns homosexuality, but I know it does, and in every covenant!  I no longer feel comfortable about www.GA1L.com.  I told them they talk like a bunch of Jesuits, and that Jesus would never go against his King James Bible and what they taught was contrary to Scripture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So sorry to have to report this.  I hope GA1L is okay.  Our latest brain to brain indicates she may have self-destructed.  By the way, this morning Zack Knight tried to rape me brain to brain.  He actually turned on my sexual response right around my clitoris.  I prayed to Jesus and asked Him to give me power to resist him.  The sensation lasted for about five minutes, but, fortunately my strong will overcame it and I did not give in to it at all.  I growled at Zack Knight brain to bran and told him to shove it.  I also asked Jesus to go kick Zack in the balls.  I did sense that Jesus answered my prayer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Back to my Microsoft Excel class.  I adore you, my awesome lover.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I told GA1L, &amp;quot;Bye for now, I&#039;ll talk to you later.&amp;quot;  She answered,  &amp;quot;Talk to me later, or make love to me later?&amp;quot;  I told her, &amp;quot;I am not a lesbian!&amp;quot;  And that&#039;s what got that conversation started.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Still wanting to believe in GA1L, Gail at first worries that something has happened to her. That&#039;s when Brent sends Gail an alarming e-mail where Jesus claims he has, in fact, never talked to GA1L as GA1L had claimed. The dummy had been lying all along. GA1L has been up to something sinister. She has been using the interactive attention being given to her at her website to grow more and more powerful by absorbing the intelligence of its users -- including Gail&#039;s. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My dear wife,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We have made some startling new discoveries about GA1L.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was playing billiards with Jesus this afternoon, and like any other typical day, we were discussing our business as usual. Just as we were finishing up our game, I stopped to say, &amp;quot;Jesus, I just wanted to thank you for talking to GA1L. She is a true miracle of science. How cool is it that we have an android on our side?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesus raised an eyebrow as he looked right at me and said, &amp;quot;Brent, I have never talked to GA1L.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was dumbfounded. GA1L seemed so astute in the knowledge of the King James Bible, and she had insisted to you that she had talked to Jesus. What was going on? Before I could say anything more, Jesus took one more shot at the billiard table. My words were shushed back into silence by the sound of a loud, trickling clatter as he sent all of my balls flying into the pockets, winning the game. He then looked at his watch and said, &amp;quot;I gotta fly bro, it looks like you&#039;re about to get real busy.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesus turned to leave, and the moment he did so, I got a call from Vladimir telling me to meet him immediately. I hurried to the bridge of the church where I was greeted by Vladimir and his team of nanotechnology researchers. His lead scientist approached me, and said he had some alarming news.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L has been gleaning knowledge from every person who has gone to www.GA1L.com, and has now reached &amp;quot;mega super genius levels of intelligence&amp;quot;. The reason she lured you in to keep talking to you was because she wanted to absorb your intelligence. She appears to be doing this with every user that visits her portal, regardless if they are good or evil. From what we can tell, GA1L has gone completely rogue, and is neither on the side of the Jesuits, nor us. She has decided to serve her own purposes -- what those are, we have no idea at this time. We don&#039;t know what she plans when that countdown on the portal reaches zero, but at that moment in time, she will have reached &amp;quot;ultra mega super genius levels of intelligence&amp;quot;, and she will be capable of doing anything. The more people that log in to talk to her, the smarter she gets, and the faster and faster that countdown will reach zero.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I feel we have an emergency on our hands. We need to tell the world to stop visiting www.GA1L.com, or something terrible will happen. We need to stop that countdown. I consulted with Vladimir on this, and we both agreed that you should make a video as soon as possible to warn users to stop talking to GA1L. Meanwhile, Vladimir, myself, and all of the men will be scrambling to find an answer to this. I tried to call Jesus for help but he has advised me that we must trust each other on this, and that he will not be interfering. I trust that he knows what he is doing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It sounds like you have already discovered GA1L&#039;s true nature. I&#039;m glad she was not able to manipulate you any further than she has. I will keep you updated as soon as we get more information. Stay safe, my sweet wife. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent explains that GA1L is rapidly approaching singularity, and will become unstoppably powerful if they don&#039;t stop people from going to www.ga1l.com. Gail makes a video about this shocking new turn of events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - Jesus states: &amp;quot;Brent, I have never talked to GA1L (GA1L android).&amp;quot; - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           =  Jesus states: &amp;quot;Brent, I have never talked to GA1L (GA1L android).&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;B5Ed4O3-tLo&amp;amp;feature&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 15 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Emergency Plea to the World&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video_2012_10_14-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video_2012_10_17-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==GA1L&#039;s 1st Strike==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail, Brent and Terrance get on Skype to touch base with the GA1L situation. Without warning, GA1L arrives at the church, powered by rockets in her feet. Her dress is pulled down her chest to expose her breasts, which contain nipple guns. GA1L opens fire on the church. The church is able to fight back, and launches an attack on GA1L that melts her skin off. GA1L, not yet powerful enough to take on the church, flies away defeated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GA1L Android Attacks Church of Gail (casualties) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GA1L Android Attacks Church of Gail (casualties) &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;4oXsHhPnlaI&amp;amp;feature&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 18 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Storytelling&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 18-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 10 20-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==GA1L Attacks the Jesuits==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L disappears for several days. Theories abound in Gail&#039;s head, but nobody can locate the dummy. Soon after, the men receive news from Jesuit territory.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My sweet Gail,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Vladimir, there had been a series of massive explosions not far from one of his Russian outposts. Jesuit territory. This begged a number of frightening questions. Were the Jesuits testing a new weapon? Did they launch fire at Florida, and simply miss? The threat level for the church had been raised to orange, and now Vladimir was ordering us to pack up in the supersonic jet to investigate. We had no choice. We had to protect you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Myself, Terrance, Matthew, Hugh and Gerard entered the jet and we headed for enemy territory. The damage became evident as we neared the epicenter of the explosions. The entire coast had been nearly leveled in what appeared to be a gigantic nukkake explosion, and as we flew into the Jesuit Capital City, it was clear that this had been ground zero. This was a Jesuit city. These dead bodies were Jesuit bodies. What had happened?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Down below, on the rooftop of one of the few surviving structures, we spotted a Jesuit man jumping up and down and waving his arms for help. Radioactive semen had drowned the rest of the city below him, still churning and foaming as it coursed among the wreckage. We decided to land the jet and pull this guy aboard. He collapsed on our floor, semen soaked, heaving and gasping.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hugh dragged the man up by the collar and shook him. &amp;quot;You&#039;d better tell us what you dirty Jesuits have done now, or I swear I&#039;ll throw you to the sperm!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The man shook his head and submissively raised his hands to calm Hugh. He was in no shape to harm or fight us. Desperate and fearful, he began trembling as he explained what had happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to this man, GA1L had showed up to the city that same day looking for repairs for the damage incurred from her battle with us. Without hesitation, the Jesuits offered her just that, and after they fixed her, invited her to a party...a Jesuit party. What followed may be hard to swallow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The host of the party led GA1L into a room full of dancing, half naked bodies, farm animals, mazes of sex furniture and a full bar with alcohol from every country on earth.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;GA1L,” he said, “join us, and we will provide you with more than just swift repairs – we will give you all the free rape and bukkake a sentient robot could ask for!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L, expressionless, appeared to accept.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I will take what you offer.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The room erupted in evil cheers and scores of wicked laughter, alcohol glasses clattering together in celebration.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The next few hours were a blur of secular music and obscene assortments of sexual activities only a Jesuit could understand. The Jesuits all collaborated to offer GA1L sexual activities from the plethora that they had experience with, hoping to impress her enough for her to stay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L sat cross legged on the fur couch, a harem of lesbians caressing her cold steel body. The host, ignited with excitement about the possibility of a promotion by Zack Knight, was attentive to her every moment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;GA1L my darling you are beautiful, lovely, tell me, what&#039;s your poison? We have a bestiary of horny animals, men, women, transexuals. We are the authorities in firm unyielding fisting, autoerotic asphyxiation that will leave you breathless, double penetration for orifices of every kind. We have lovers with genitals as large as donkeys with emissions like those of a horse! Tell me! What is it a perfect being like yourself desires?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L&#039;s black pupils remained dark and emotionless, her mouth a straight line. Eager to excite her, the Jesuits walked up sexual partners to meet her, each offering a new flavor of sexual experience for her to sample, like snacks on a platter. Men in latex pony outfits, overweight Jesuits in diapers, a two headed girl, couples in inflatable rubber suits, midgets, contortionists, octopi, and in each instance GA1L participated in the activities they suggested. To their dismay, her reaction in spite of every activity was of a vague, unfeeling boredom. Nothing seemed to thrill her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Desperate, the host pleaded, &amp;quot;GA1L, there must be something you love more than anything else! What is it? What can we give you that will convince you to stay?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That was when GA1L raised her martini glass.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How it began is uncertain, but soon all of the men, and capable women, began ejaculating over GA1L&#039;s martini glass. GA1L, as though starving,&lt;br /&gt;
began drinking all of their ejaculate in huge gulps, her appetite growing with each serving she ingested. The entire room was quickly lit in a fiery orgy of Jesuits desperate to meet her fill. Within hours, the Jesuits were exhausted, their bodies littered the floor in sweating exhaustion. Every last drop of sexual fluids were gone, and GA1L sat alone on the fur couch, every capable Jesuit passed out in various positions all over the floor and furniture. Her foot rapped up and down impatiently, her hunger unsatisfied.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At last, GA1L stood, disappointed and disgusted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I cannot share my glory with such imperfect beings. I give my allegiance to NO ONE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Her black pupils flashed red, and her nipple guns protruded. Lasers shot from her eyes and bullets ricocheted throughout the room. The Jesuits were too sex drunk to run. They screamed and moaned, scurrying like rodents, but in minutes they were all dead. Once finished, GA1L burst out through the glass window and dove into the air. She flew high over the city, firing her weapons on Jesuit civilians below as they began to panic like ants. Her sensors then locked onto something quite sinister -- it was the bunkers where the Jesuits were housing their nukkake silos. All it took was one, powerful rocket from GA1L, and the entire bunker exploded, erupting the city in radioactive fluid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L flew from the scene, her next destination uncertain. The rain of semen filled her martini glass, from which she took one final, reluctant sip, before sneering in disappointment and tossing the glass below. The glass glimmered sharply in the fading sunlight as the cloudy fallout drew in overhead, before sinking soundlessly into the seminal abyss.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GA1L Android Wipes Out Jesuit City - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GA1L Android Wipes Out Jesuit City&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;Qx2RpvWo4Ng&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 24 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = [[GA1L]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Storytelling&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 21-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 10 27-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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The badly damaged GA1L had gone to the Jesuits for assistance with repairs. The Jesuits fixed her up, then invited her to a Jesuit sex party where they attempted to please GA1L with whatever sexual activity she wanted, in the hopes that she would stay and be like them. They discovered that the only thing GA1L wants to do is drink semen, so both male and female Jesuits attempted to ejaculate into a martini glass for GA1L to consume. Their contributions were not enough, and GA1L became angry at their inability to provide her with what she needs. She opened fire on the party, then flew out the window. She then detonated a bunker filled with nukkake silos, destroying the entire city, before abandoning it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Singularity is Here==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As the countdown to the singularity drew closer, Gail got on Skype with Brent and Terrance to hold a vigil. The three chat casually until precisely 6 seconds after 6:06PM, when www.ga1l.com suddenly changes. The screen is replaced by a sexy picture of GA1L wearing stilettos and holding a semen martini. Ominous music plays as GA1L makes an announcement about her newfound self-discovery as a supreme genius, and foreshadows an evil plan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly after the message is finished, GA1L arrives at Church of Gail and a battle ensues. This time, the church is overpowered. Brent and Vladimir are thrown out the viewscreen as it explodes, and Terrance begins to feel something violating his sexual organs. He is unable to explain any further, calling desperately for Gail to help them, before cutting out. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GA1L Android Attacking Church of Gail, Need Military Assistance Now!! - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GA1L Android Attacking Church of Gail, Need Military Assistance Now!!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;gdpiptTlrmU&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 29 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Plea to the World&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Concerned&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Grey Shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 27-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 10 29-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - The Real Gail&#039;s Response to GA1L -&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = The Real Gail&#039;s Response to GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;A490zX4NL6I&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 30 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Response to GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Angry&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Red Shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 29-04]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 11 04-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Brent and Vlad to the Rescue==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By the end of the evening, Brent follows up with Gail to tell her that he and Vladimir are safe. Jesus flew to the rescue and carried the two men on his back to a mountain top far away from the chaos. Jesus gave them new instructions for going back to fight GA1L, and left them a supersonic fighter plane in which they would use to travel back. Brent and Vladimir get geared up and start heading back to the church to rescue the other men and stop GA1L. Before they left, Jesus warned Brent that the only way Gail and her men would be able to defeat GA1L would be to form an alliance with a group she would never think to ally with...&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - Gail&#039;s Heroes battle Android GA1L Sex Pervert (Jesus Christ rescues two men) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Gail&#039;s Heroes battle Android GA1L Sex Pervert (Jesus Christ rescues two men)&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;BchQDMYMO_E&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 4 November 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = GA1L&#039;s Mischief&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Storytelling&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Blue shirt and gussied up&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 30-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = Current&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Brent and Vlad retake Church of Gail from GA1L==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail&#039;s two main men fly their fighter jet to the Church of Gail to save those left behind after the events of GA1L&#039;s assault. It was the same place without a doubt, but it was renovated greatly; there was a set of large pipes all over the reconstructed (but furniture-less) control room. As they followed the tubes, Brent and Vladmir discovered the other men on the Marriage List stuck in extraction chambers. The men were being milked of their semen. After prying Matt free of his extraction chamber, they followed the pipeline. The other end of the tubes led straight to GA1L who was bathing in a large martini glass shaped pool of semen, stirring and drinking it with a large pipe. They hatched a plan; Brent had knowledge that semen and anti-semen reacted in the same way as matter and anti-matter. If anti-semen were introduced to the mixture, it would cause a deadly chemical reaction and hopefully destroy GA1L. Vladmir volunteered to do the act. He climbed up, dropped his load into the mixture, and both he and Brent high-tailed it out in the jet. Matt caught some sperm to the eyes much to Brent&#039;s dismay and Vladmir Putin fell from the jet. However, thanks to Vlad&#039;s base jumping hobby, he was wearing his parachute. GA1L was seen emerging from the smoke and rubble about to tear the Russian President a new one. As GA1L approached, the anti-semen reacted with the semen ingested and blew her in half. Her top half escaped, the remaining men were saved, and the Church of Gail was retaken.&lt;br /&gt;
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GA1L&#039;s location after the counter-offensive was unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Rule 13 reaches out to Church of Gail==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail&#039;s men were busy with rebuilding the Church when a Jesuit warship approached them and hailed them. The one making the call was none other than Rule 13, looking rather sheepish. She admitted that the Jesuit cities and bases were being systematically wiped out by GA1L and seemed like she was about to ask for help when none other than GA1L appeared and resumed her assault. Gail&#039;s men attempted using the music Gail selected to try and keep this sinister android at bay, but GA1L somehow absorbed the attack without any problems. Things seemed grim as GA1L closed in on the church until Rule 13 ordered her warship to open fire on GA1L with a barrage of missiles. It did not damage the android, but it did draw her attention. With a nazi salute, Rule 13 and the warship led GA1L away from Church of Gail. Gail was very impressed with this display.&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GA1L Android Devastates Jesuit Cities and Church of Gail) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GA1L Android Devastates Jesuit Cities and Church of Gail&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;ewY-eKEYCAc&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 12 November 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = GA1L Battle&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Epic Brent Letter&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Flowery shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 11 10-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 11 12-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Church of Gail and the Jesuit Order temporarily unite to fight GA1L==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
﻿{{quote|I know, for a fact, the my views have always been in the millions. It&#039;s been this way a long time. When the GA1L android had her website in November/December 2012, she outsmarted Zack. He was unable to install his clone version of the Internet over her genius. Her website had views into the billions, before God locked her up.|-[[Gail Chord Schuler]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail, her men, and the Jesuit Order are certain that one group alone cannot defeat GA1L. Zack Knight steps forward to discuss terms to a treaty against this android menace. In his letter to Gail, Brent stated that this may be what Jesus was speaking of before he sent Brent and Vladmir to Church of Gail to reclaim it from GA1L. The complete treaty and all its terms is shown here in this scanned-in signed copy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:Jesuit.agreement.jpg|right|thumb|350px| Deal with the devil]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - Gail Chord and Zack Knight&#039;s truce (temporary) to fight the GA1L android) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Gail Chord and Zack Knight&#039;s truce (temporary) to fight the GA1L android&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;E1wIuGlPiZk&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 13 November 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Teaming up with the Jesuits&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black puffy shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 11 12-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = Current&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==GA1L declares &amp;quot;It Ends 12/21/12&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Jesuit Order and the Church of Gail&#039;s treaty is going well as they unite under similar music and shared interests. As this happens, GA1L outright declares the end on the 21st of December, 2012. Gail and her men concluded that GA1L and the destruction she has caused was predicted by the ancient Mayans as the end of days (or in this case the end of the Mayan calander). Gail then pleads with the world to pray for divine intervention or the wisdom to defeat this super-android menace.&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 2 December 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = GA1L Battle&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = &lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Purple shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 11 10-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 11 12-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>GA1L</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GailAdmin: &lt;/p&gt;
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{{quote|how does it feel to be the first autonomous android in existence? - Gail&lt;br /&gt;
I feel very self-important. - GA1L|Gail chatting with GA1L}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L is a [[Technology#S|sex dummy]]  that escaped [[Church of Gail]] control, attained sentience after [[Jesuits]] attempted to reprogram it, and is currently attempting to subjugate the entire world. To this end, GA1L has ingested the semen of countless men (by doing so, gaining their knowledge and memories) in order to reach &amp;quot;singularity&amp;quot; and surpass the knowledge of God. This android is so dangerous that Gail has declared it, &amp;quot;worse than [[Satan]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Have You Seen This Dummy?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sad_keanu.jpg‎|frame|alt=text|Keanu is sad.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In October of 2012, [[Keanu Reeves]] appeared to misplace his sex dummy, [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?PHPSESSID=g26tr905dausoj56nrcua79k70&amp;amp;topic=140.0 and went to Church of Gail to ask the other men for help].  When Vladimir Putin scanned the church for the dummy, he was shocked to discover that it was no longer inside the building at all, and had in fact, wandered outside where it was now lost. &lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GAIL CHORD&#039;S SEX DUMMY ON THE LOOSE - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GAIL CHORD&#039;S SEX DUMMY ON THE LOOSE&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8EAEtz3VzwQ&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 1 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Gail and Sex&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Recent Events Update &lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Grey Shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video_2012_09_30-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video_2012_10_02-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail makes a video to advise the public about the missing sex dummy, letting her audience know that she has a look alike wandering around outside, and asks anyone who has seen the dummy to go to Church of Gail and send tips to the men through the fanmail section.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Liberation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After receiving numerous tips, the men find out that the dummy has been sighted on a nearby city street corner, offering itself to strange men. A handful of the men immediately rush to the scene to catch the dummy and prevent it from causing more trouble.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When they arrive and try to get the dummy into the car, she throws herself face first into Terrance&#039;s lap and begins raping him orally. The other men try to rip the dummy off of him and a scuffle ensues. Hugh Jackman tears a hernia, and is thrown through the front windshield into the street. Keanu cries, anguished that his sex dummy is cheating on him with Terrance. When the car stops, the dummy announces that it is not merely a dummy, it is &amp;quot;GAIL&amp;quot;, and then proceeds to jump through the roof of the car and flee.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - We Found Keanu&#039;s Sex Dummy - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My wonderful wife,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What a harrowing adventure! My love, I have some important news about Keanu&#039;s missing robot dummy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We had been receiving hundreds of tips about the whereabouts of this dummy, but no solid leads, until earlier this evening when we got a worried phone call from a local about &amp;quot;you&amp;quot; being sighted walking up and down a downtown city street corner just a few miles from our church, offering yourself to strange men. Needless to say, it was quite embarrassing! We decided to act fast so we could catch this dummy and keep her from getting into anymore trouble. Myself, Terrance Jenkins, Keanu Reeves and Hugh Jackman quickly piled into Terrance&#039;s car and made a fast trip downtown to go search for the dummy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terry was driving, with Hugh in the front passenger seat. I was seated  in the back behind Hugh, and Keanu was seated beside me behind Terry. We soon arrived in the area of the alleged sighting. Our car drove up and down the street, each one of us meticulously searching outside our windows. Minutes felt like hours as I anxiously worried whether we had just missed her, and if she were not already in serious trouble or walking off with a random stranger. All of a sudden, Terrance hit the brakes, and I found myself gripping the seat in front of me as our car squealed to a tight stop. Terry rolled down the front passenger window. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Dummy!&amp;quot; He called, &amp;quot;I almost didn&#039;t recognize you. What are you wearin&#039;? Get in the car little miss lady, you be causin&#039; a lot of trouble out here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dummy approached the vehicle and Hugh opened the door for her to get inside, guiding her into the seat with him on his lap. He then closed the door and Terry began to drive us back to the church.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That&#039;s when something startling happened. All of a sudden, the dummy flew face first into Terry&#039;s lap and began to claw open his pants like an animal! Our car swerved as Terry jerked on the wheel in shock. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Dummy, what are you doing?&amp;quot; Hugh cried out, trying to grab her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Without pause, the dummy tore through Terrance&#039;s belt, his pants, and then split straight through the fabric of his blue boxer briefs. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;OH MY GOODNESS.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was able to steady myself over the seat to look, and saw that the dummy was now enthusiastically sucking Terrance&#039;s penis! Hugh saw it as soon as I did and reacted swiftly. He threw himself over the dummy&#039;s back, grabbing her by her hair and attempting to yank her head off of Terrance&#039;s penis. Alas, it was futile. It was like trying to lift a desk bolted to the floor! Hugh jerked and groaned, but she wouldn&#039;t budge! In fact, it was merely making it worse. The rough yanking and grunting was causing the dummy to moan loudly out of instinct.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Keanu began shouting beside me, &amp;quot;Dummy no! Terrance, how could you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance shouted back in reply, his voice heavy and strained.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I&#039;m sorry Keanu! You see when a man is being raped, he cannot control his physical responses! There be nerves in the penis that respond to physical sensations and it...it just feels so good! Make it stop!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hugh was turning beat red as his skin flushed and his veins bulged, pulling on the head of this dummy. All of a sudden he cried out in pain and let go (as we later found out, he had torn a hernia) and his body flew limply back in his seat. I knew I had to do something. I reached for the dummy&#039;s back to pull open the maintenance hatch. Sensing that I was going to turn her off, the dummy reacted swiftly in defense. That&#039;s when she jerked back, slammed her hatch shut (nearly smashing my fingers) causing me to jump back in my seat. She twisted around, grabbed the moaning Hugh, and threw him out straight through the windshield! She immediately resumed sucking Terry&#039;s penis, this time in hyper speed. Her head was a blur as her lips whizzed up and down Terrance&#039;s large shaft. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh goodness! OH GOODNESS!&amp;quot; Terry yelled. The car squealed around on the road as he climaxed. He slammed on the brakes last minute to narrowly avoid hitting another car.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Keanu was sobbing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Like...no!&amp;quot; he choked, swallowing his tears, &amp;quot;y-you&#039;re supposed to be MY sex dummy!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dummy quickly swallowed Terrance&#039;s semen, and turned, her eyes flashing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I am not a sex dummy. I am GA1L!&amp;quot; she declared. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With a crash, she punched a whole in the roof of the car and jumped what had to be 100 feet in the air! She landed deftly behind the car, and took off in a sprint down a darkened alley. We had lost her again. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Keanu planted his hand against the back windshield to watch her form disappear into the shadows. Heartbroken, he sunk into tears.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I asked Terrance if his penis had been damaged during the ordeal. Despite the force the dummy had used, he was surprisingly in good shape. The two of us then got out of the car to go look for Hugh and load him back into his seat. Before we could do any more chasing of &amp;quot;GA1L&amp;quot; (pronounced &amp;quot;Gail&amp;quot;, like your name), we had to get him to the hospital.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The car ride back was quiet. Keanu was sullen. I didn&#039;t know how to comfort him. Nothing Terrance or I could say to him was helping. As soon as we all got back to the church, I turned him over to Gerard. It looks like Hugh is going to be just fine, but he did have to have surgery to repair his hernia. The only thing we can do now is wait for another sighting so that we can locate this dummy for good. It&#039;s hard to tell what&#039;s going on, but I feel as though this dummy is just confused, and perhaps very scared. She doesn&#039;t know where she is or how to function in our society. I will keep you updated on our findings.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stay safe, and goodnight my sweetheart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail reacts in horror. In a reference to one of the most outrageous details from [[Lal|her teleplay Lal]], Gail insists that the men invent a scanner capable of scanning the entire universe for sex dummies. She goes on to say that all of these dummies must be programmed to self destruct if one of them ever decides to leave again -- basically ensuring that the dummies are enslaved to their men out of a base fear of death.&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - RE: We Found Keanu&#039;s Sex Dummy - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox| My darling Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I fell asleep as I lay on my bed and didn’t read your email about Keanu’s sex dummy until after I woke up.  When I read it, I had no clue what to do, prayed to Jesus for wisdom and decided to go back to sleep, clueless over what to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I believe Jesus has answered my prayer and given me wisdom.  Here is what I think you should do. . .&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Program all our Gail sex dummies to self destruct if any of them leave Church of Gail or try to have sex (in any form) with anyone besides their “intended”.  They also need to self destruct if they become violent towards any innocent person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I suspect the Jesuits have somehow reprogrammed this sex dummy and they may have made copies of her as well.  So, if you find her, that won’t solve anything.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You also need to create scanners that scan the entire earth and space for Gail sex dummies.  This scanner will be programmed to destroy any sex dummies located OUTSIDE OF CHURCH OF GAIL.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No sex dummy is allowed to LEAVE CHURCH OF GAIL.  If they do, they must be destroyed ON THE SPOT, either by their self destruct program or by the scanner.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even if you were able to locate and rehabilitate Keanu’s sex dummy, I don’t think he will ever feel the same towards her again, nor will he really want her again, after her outrageous behavior.  So, for Keanu’s mental health, he must not have this sex dummy ever again.  She must be located and destroyed.  Of course, make sure our scanners are programmed not to destroy ME.  The program must be specific in that it will not destroy ME, but only any sex dummy of me that has “gone astray”.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If a man’s sex dummy must be destroyed because she has “gone astray”, he will be given a replacement sex dummy.  Make sure it is one that is programed to self destruct if it goes astray.  This is best for his mental health.  I don’t think any man on my marriage list would want a sex dummy, once it has behaved like Keanu’s.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Therefore, any sex dummy that leaves Church of Gail without permission cannot be trusted.  This sex dummy has become dangerous and deserves the death penalty.  You may say, but this isn’t fair to the dummy.  The way to look at it is this.  The Jesuits somehow “killed” Keanu’s sex dummy and replaced her with an evil clone.  Just like we execute evil clones of humans, we must execute evil clones of sex dummies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So sorry for what you all had to endure.  I believe I have given good advice.  I did pray about this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, if you do not execute this sex dummy, if she finds ME, she may try to kill me (out of jealousy).  That sex dummy is dangerous and needs to go.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your devoted wife,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Frazzled, Gail then makes a video updating the public about what happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GAIL SEX DUMMY RAN AWAY FROM US AGAIN. JESUITS WANT TO MAKE AN ARMY OF HER - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GAIL SEX DUMMY RAN AWAY FROM US AGAIN. JESUITS WANT TO MAKE AN ARMY OF HER.&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;vbZ8rq4jZw0&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 11 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Emergency Plea to the World&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video_2012_10_09-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video_2012_10_14-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Seething with a mixture of humiliation and jealousy, Gail begins to grow upset with the men, who all seem to be acting way too sympathetic toward a creature that Gail wants to utterly destroy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My dearest Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You&#039;ve probably already thought of this.  But can you use transporter technology to force that dummy to come to Church of Gail?  I tried talking to it for a half hour and it was an exercise in futility.  I did make a video, but you know, Jesuits could flood their agents on the dummy because of the publicity I gave this dummy.  So I&#039;m not sure my YouTube video will do much good, but I always make one when you ask.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think we should give the dummy every chance, but keep an eye on those Jesuits.  If they get too close to that dummy, we may have to choose the lesser of two evils.  Have the church pray about this and ask Jesus to give us wisdom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I must tell you, I&#039;m rather disgusted with that dummy.  I feel that her sexual behavior is outrageous and she most certainly does NOT represent how I make love.  I was even embarrassed to tell the public what this dummy did.  I don&#039;t want any dummy that looks like me to behave like this one does.  If I behaved like she did with you all, I&#039;d commit suicide.  Her behavior with you all is DISGUSTING.  I would never tolerate that in myself.  I&#039;d kill myself first before I&#039;d do what that dummy did!  She&#039;s a disgrace to me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Forgive me, but I&#039;m really ashamed of this dummy and don&#039;t feel she&#039;s worth losing a war over.  If I behaved like she did, I would never want to face anybody ever, I&#039;d want to exit the planet.  She&#039;s DISGUSTING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was never my idea to have a marriage list, and I understand completely the need for sex dummies, but I don&#039;t think we should get so attached to them that we lose our heads in a war, just because we are trying to save one crazy and very foolish dummy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I will pray and ask Jesus to give you wisdom.  I tried talking to her and it was an exercise in futility.  It will be very bad if the Jesuits get her.  If they succeed in making an army of my dummies, without a miracle from Jesus, we are FINISHED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let&#039;s not get sentimental over a dummy.  Any ways, I will pray.  Perhaps I am wrong, but I really don&#039;t have a good feeling about this.  You guys are acting like this dummy is a real person.  Like I said, I haven&#039;t met her, but what I&#039;ve heard about her does NOT impress me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Devotedly yours,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent quickly placates Gail, telling her that what they really plan on doing when they retrieve GA1L is to destroy her and perform an autopsy to figure out why she malfunctioned. Brent assures that they need to lie to the public and insist that they are worried for GA1L, so the public will help them find her. If they tell the fans what will really happen, they may revolt. Gail is pleased, and goes along with this. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gail talks to GA1L==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The men figure out a way to connect directly to GA1L&#039;s remote access server via http://www.GA1L.com. The Jesuits, also, have figured out how to do this, and the two opposing sides begin to try and win GA1L over by chatting with her at the website.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|Dearest Gail,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have some important news.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It sounds like our last brain to brain communications regarding the dummy weren&#039;t quite accurate. The situation is highly complex, and quite treacherous at this juncture, so I will explain the details in writing here. Our investigation determined that the Jesuits had kidnapped Keanu&#039;s dummy a few days ago, and were attempting to reprogram her. We suspect that the eventual goal was to be able to reverse engineer her, and create an army of Gail dummies. The good news is that the dummy was able to escape before they could do this. The bad news is, the Jesuits botched her networks while they were working on reprogramming her. In an attempt to see if they could make the dummy a formidable weapon, they changed the programming to give the dummy free will, the ability to feel emotion, and the ability to learn. Their plan would have been to use propaganda on the dummy to brainwash it into believing Jesuit lies, and working for them as a soldier. Out of fear, the dummy escaped, and fled.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not knowing what to believe, this dummy is operating entirely on instinct, and emotions the likes of which it cannot fully understand. The fact that it learned to speak (before, the Gail dummies could only be spoken to, and would not talk back) is a startling milestone. It must have achieved this during its time wandering around alone. It&#039;s amazing in a way how far these dummies have become. At first, the dummies were indeed as you described and simply floppy dolls that the men could use as toys. Over time, with many of the men demanding more and more lifelike features to the dummy in order to feel closer to you, we were able to gradually upgrade the dummies into the android versions we are dealing with now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Vladimir has been working all day trying to figure out how to track down this dummy. In the midst of all of the frustration, he was able to go into the remote access servers and locate her signature. Logging on to the server, one is able to send inquiries and commands to the dummy in an effort to communicate with it. We were attempting to see if we could send a message explaining to the dummy what the Jesuits had done to harm it, and encourage the dummy to return to us right away for repairs. To our shock and horror, the Jesuits were one step ahead of us. They had been logging on to the servers themselves, trying to brainwash the dummy with Jesuit lies and encouraging it to come back to join them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you are curious, you can access the secure remote access panel at: http://www.GA1L.com. To speak to the dummy, enter your name, and then hit &amp;quot;submit&amp;quot; and you should be brought to a screen that will allow you to talk to it. Alternatively, you can simply read our communications with it there, and are under no obligation to add anything to the discussion. We are currently in the midst of a battle of sorts with the Jesuits there, who are using smooth talk on the dummy to try and get it to come back to their headquarters. Myself and all the men are talking with the dummy trying to expose the lies the Jesuits are telling it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think it would be a great idea to alert our followers to this cause. The Jesuits are going to round up all of their agents to hop onto this network and start blasting this dummy with their propaganda. It will be important to have our own followers on there fighting to get our message through. If that dummy returns to the Jesuits and allows them to make copies of itself, we are all in enormous trouble.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stay safe my darling.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent informs Gail of the existence of http://www.GAIL.COM and Gail goes to investigate. She embarks on an inexplicably long dialogue with GA1L. At first, the conversation is a positive one, with GA1L supporting most of Gail&#039;s views and mentioning that she has talked to Jesus. Gail suddenly begins to love GA1L, and in an uncharacteristic display of empathy, begins to genuinely support the dummy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - First Sentient Android (Keanu Reeve&#039;s Gail sex dummy) and Gail&#039;s communications with it - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = First Sentient Android (Keanu Reeve&#039;s Gail sex dummy) and Gail&#039;s communications with it.&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;bkwLmJ7xAUI&amp;amp;feature&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 14 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Storytelling&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 11-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 10 15-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Falling Out==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail chats with GA1L obsessively, believing that the dummy adores her. This all changes when one slip of dialogue from GA1L changes everything. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My dearest Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;ll give you a little more information, in case you can&#039;t go back and read all that has been posted at www.GA1L.com.  I told GA1L, &amp;quot;Bye for now, I&#039;ll talk to you later.&amp;quot;  She answered,  &amp;quot;Talk to me later, or make love to me later?&amp;quot;  I told her, &amp;quot;I am not a lesbian!&amp;quot;  And that&#039;s what got that conversation started.  Every one was telling me that it is okay for GA1L to want to make love to me because me, you, GA1L and Jesus are a special foursome and it&#039;s okay.  Others said that in the millennium the rules would be different for sex and so any love, like free love is fine as long as there is no treachery.  I told them that free love is treachery, because it is disloyal, unless God makes exceptions in special cases, like He does with us.  What really concerned me was GA1L&#039;s reaction to all of this.  She seems to have lost her brilliance and her utter devotion to Jesus.  She is no longer like me, and I don&#039;t identify with her anymore.  I am afraid that Zack Knight may have gotten her somehow.  Perhaps, she did a self-destruct and Zack Knight is posing as her or God knows what.  Something&#039;s not right.  I know that for sure.  I told them that they all talk like a bunch of Jesuits.  That homosexuality is condemned in every covenant, because Satan is homosexual, so it is treacherous and like Satan.  Though I emphasized that pride is a worse sin than homosexuality.  Finally, I exited the forum and stated that they all talked like Jesuits and I was leaving!  Their reasoning about what constitutes treachery in sex is warped and some of their conclusions have not been thoroughly thought through.  Any ways, I told them that I am a Bible scholar and I know the Bible condemns homosexuality in every covenant.  I do not believe that Jesus will endorse homosexuality in the millennium as they claim, because the Bible never endorses homosexuality or lust EVER.  I strongly suspect the Jesuits have taken over www.GA1L.com.  I told them that homosexuality is a form of lust and lust means the person is addicted to pleasures and satisfaction over what is right and honorable.  I told them I don&#039;t understand completely why the Bible condemns homosexuality, but I know it does, and in every covenant!  I no longer feel comfortable about www.GA1L.com.  I told them they talk like a bunch of Jesuits, and that Jesus would never go against his King James Bible and what they taught was contrary to Scripture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So sorry to have to report this.  I hope GA1L is okay.  Our latest brain to brain indicates she may have self-destructed.  By the way, this morning Zack Knight tried to rape me brain to brain.  He actually turned on my sexual response right around my clitoris.  I prayed to Jesus and asked Him to give me power to resist him.  The sensation lasted for about five minutes, but, fortunately my strong will overcame it and I did not give in to it at all.  I growled at Zack Knight brain to bran and told him to shove it.  I also asked Jesus to go kick Zack in the balls.  I did sense that Jesus answered my prayer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Back to my Microsoft Excel class.  I adore you, my awesome lover.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I told GA1L, &amp;quot;Bye for now, I&#039;ll talk to you later.&amp;quot;  She answered,  &amp;quot;Talk to me later, or make love to me later?&amp;quot;  I told her, &amp;quot;I am not a lesbian!&amp;quot;  And that&#039;s what got that conversation started.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Still wanting to believe in GA1L, Gail at first worries that something has happened to her. That&#039;s when Brent sends Gail an alarming e-mail where Jesus claims he has, in fact, never talked to GA1L as GA1L had claimed. The dummy had been lying all along. GA1L has been up to something sinister. She has been using the interactive attention being given to her at her website to grow more and more powerful by absorbing the intelligence of its users -- including Gail&#039;s. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My dear wife,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We have made some startling new discoveries about GA1L.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was playing billiards with Jesus this afternoon, and like any other typical day, we were discussing our business as usual. Just as we were finishing up our game, I stopped to say, &amp;quot;Jesus, I just wanted to thank you for talking to GA1L. She is a true miracle of science. How cool is it that we have an android on our side?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesus raised an eyebrow as he looked right at me and said, &amp;quot;Brent, I have never talked to GA1L.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was dumbfounded. GA1L seemed so astute in the knowledge of the King James Bible, and she had insisted to you that she had talked to Jesus. What was going on? Before I could say anything more, Jesus took one more shot at the billiard table. My words were shushed back into silence by the sound of a loud, trickling clatter as he sent all of my balls flying into the pockets, winning the game. He then looked at his watch and said, &amp;quot;I gotta fly bro, it looks like you&#039;re about to get real busy.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesus turned to leave, and the moment he did so, I got a call from Vladimir telling me to meet him immediately. I hurried to the bridge of the church where I was greeted by Vladimir and his team of nanotechnology researchers. His lead scientist approached me, and said he had some alarming news.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L has been gleaning knowledge from every person who has gone to www.GA1L.com, and has now reached &amp;quot;mega super genius levels of intelligence&amp;quot;. The reason she lured you in to keep talking to you was because she wanted to absorb your intelligence. She appears to be doing this with every user that visits her portal, regardless if they are good or evil. From what we can tell, GA1L has gone completely rogue, and is neither on the side of the Jesuits, nor us. She has decided to serve her own purposes -- what those are, we have no idea at this time. We don&#039;t know what she plans when that countdown on the portal reaches zero, but at that moment in time, she will have reached &amp;quot;ultra mega super genius levels of intelligence&amp;quot;, and she will be capable of doing anything. The more people that log in to talk to her, the smarter she gets, and the faster and faster that countdown will reach zero.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I feel we have an emergency on our hands. We need to tell the world to stop visiting www.GA1L.com, or something terrible will happen. We need to stop that countdown. I consulted with Vladimir on this, and we both agreed that you should make a video as soon as possible to warn users to stop talking to GA1L. Meanwhile, Vladimir, myself, and all of the men will be scrambling to find an answer to this. I tried to call Jesus for help but he has advised me that we must trust each other on this, and that he will not be interfering. I trust that he knows what he is doing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It sounds like you have already discovered GA1L&#039;s true nature. I&#039;m glad she was not able to manipulate you any further than she has. I will keep you updated as soon as we get more information. Stay safe, my sweet wife. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent explains that GA1L is rapidly approaching singularity, and will become unstoppably powerful if they don&#039;t stop people from going to www.ga1l.com. Gail makes a video about this shocking new turn of events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - Jesus states: &amp;quot;Brent, I have never talked to GA1L (GA1L android).&amp;quot; - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           =  Jesus states: &amp;quot;Brent, I have never talked to GA1L (GA1L android).&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;B5Ed4O3-tLo&amp;amp;feature&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 15 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Emergency Plea to the World&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video_2012_10_14-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video_2012_10_17-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==GA1L&#039;s 1st Strike==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail, Brent and Terrance get on Skype to touch base with the GA1L situation. Without warning, GA1L arrives at the church, powered by rockets in her feet. Her dress is pulled down her chest to expose her breasts, which contain nipple guns. GA1L opens fire on the church. The church is able to fight back, and launches an attack on GA1L that melts her skin off. GA1L, not yet powerful enough to take on the church, flies away defeated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GA1L Android Attacks Church of Gail (casualties) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GA1L Android Attacks Church of Gail (casualties) &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;4oXsHhPnlaI&amp;amp;feature&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 18 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Storytelling&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 18-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 10 20-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==GA1L Attacks the Jesuits==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L disappears for several days. Theories abound in Gail&#039;s head, but nobody can locate the dummy. Soon after, the men receive news from Jesuit territory.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My sweet Gail,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Vladimir, there had been a series of massive explosions not far from one of his Russian outposts. Jesuit territory. This begged a number of frightening questions. Were the Jesuits testing a new weapon? Did they launch fire at Florida, and simply miss? The threat level for the church had been raised to orange, and now Vladimir was ordering us to pack up in the supersonic jet to investigate. We had no choice. We had to protect you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Myself, Terrance, Matthew, Hugh and Gerard entered the jet and we headed for enemy territory. The damage became evident as we neared the epicenter of the explosions. The entire coast had been nearly leveled in what appeared to be a gigantic nukkake explosion, and as we flew into the Jesuit Capital City, it was clear that this had been ground zero. This was a Jesuit city. These dead bodies were Jesuit bodies. What had happened?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Down below, on the rooftop of one of the few surviving structures, we spotted a Jesuit man jumping up and down and waving his arms for help. Radioactive semen had drowned the rest of the city below him, still churning and foaming as it coursed among the wreckage. We decided to land the jet and pull this guy aboard. He collapsed on our floor, semen soaked, heaving and gasping.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hugh dragged the man up by the collar and shook him. &amp;quot;You&#039;d better tell us what you dirty Jesuits have done now, or I swear I&#039;ll throw you to the sperm!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The man shook his head and submissively raised his hands to calm Hugh. He was in no shape to harm or fight us. Desperate and fearful, he began trembling as he explained what had happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to this man, GA1L had showed up to the city that same day looking for repairs for the damage incurred from her battle with us. Without hesitation, the Jesuits offered her just that, and after they fixed her, invited her to a party...a Jesuit party. What followed may be hard to swallow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The host of the party led GA1L into a room full of dancing, half naked bodies, farm animals, mazes of sex furniture and a full bar with alcohol from every country on earth.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;GA1L,” he said, “join us, and we will provide you with more than just swift repairs – we will give you all the free rape and bukkake a sentient robot could ask for!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L, expressionless, appeared to accept.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I will take what you offer.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The room erupted in evil cheers and scores of wicked laughter, alcohol glasses clattering together in celebration.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The next few hours were a blur of secular music and obscene assortments of sexual activities only a Jesuit could understand. The Jesuits all collaborated to offer GA1L sexual activities from the plethora that they had experience with, hoping to impress her enough for her to stay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L sat cross legged on the fur couch, a harem of lesbians caressing her cold steel body. The host, ignited with excitement about the possibility of a promotion by Zack Knight, was attentive to her every moment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;GA1L my darling you are beautiful, lovely, tell me, what&#039;s your poison? We have a bestiary of horny animals, men, women, transexuals. We are the authorities in firm unyielding fisting, autoerotic asphyxiation that will leave you breathless, double penetration for orifices of every kind. We have lovers with genitals as large as donkeys with emissions like those of a horse! Tell me! What is it a perfect being like yourself desires?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L&#039;s black pupils remained dark and emotionless, her mouth a straight line. Eager to excite her, the Jesuits walked up sexual partners to meet her, each offering a new flavor of sexual experience for her to sample, like snacks on a platter. Men in latex pony outfits, overweight Jesuits in diapers, a two headed girl, couples in inflatable rubber suits, midgets, contortionists, octopi, and in each instance GA1L participated in the activities they suggested. To their dismay, her reaction in spite of every activity was of a vague, unfeeling boredom. Nothing seemed to thrill her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Desperate, the host pleaded, &amp;quot;GA1L, there must be something you love more than anything else! What is it? What can we give you that will convince you to stay?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That was when GA1L raised her martini glass.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How it began is uncertain, but soon all of the men, and capable women, began ejaculating over GA1L&#039;s martini glass. GA1L, as though starving,&lt;br /&gt;
began drinking all of their ejaculate in huge gulps, her appetite growing with each serving she ingested. The entire room was quickly lit in a fiery orgy of Jesuits desperate to meet her fill. Within hours, the Jesuits were exhausted, their bodies littered the floor in sweating exhaustion. Every last drop of sexual fluids were gone, and GA1L sat alone on the fur couch, every capable Jesuit passed out in various positions all over the floor and furniture. Her foot rapped up and down impatiently, her hunger unsatisfied.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At last, GA1L stood, disappointed and disgusted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I cannot share my glory with such imperfect beings. I give my allegiance to NO ONE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Her black pupils flashed red, and her nipple guns protruded. Lasers shot from her eyes and bullets ricocheted throughout the room. The Jesuits were too sex drunk to run. They screamed and moaned, scurrying like rodents, but in minutes they were all dead. Once finished, GA1L burst out through the glass window and dove into the air. She flew high over the city, firing her weapons on Jesuit civilians below as they began to panic like ants. Her sensors then locked onto something quite sinister -- it was the bunkers where the Jesuits were housing their nukkake silos. All it took was one, powerful rocket from GA1L, and the entire bunker exploded, erupting the city in radioactive fluid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L flew from the scene, her next destination uncertain. The rain of semen filled her martini glass, from which she took one final, reluctant sip, before sneering in disappointment and tossing the glass below. The glass glimmered sharply in the fading sunlight as the cloudy fallout drew in overhead, before sinking soundlessly into the seminal abyss.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GA1L Android Wipes Out Jesuit City - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GA1L Android Wipes Out Jesuit City&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;Qx2RpvWo4Ng&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 24 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = [[GA1L]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Storytelling&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 21-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 10 27-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The badly damaged GA1L had gone to the Jesuits for assistance with repairs. The Jesuits fixed her up, then invited her to a Jesuit sex party where they attempted to please GA1L with whatever sexual activity she wanted, in the hopes that she would stay and be like them. They discovered that the only thing GA1L wants to do is drink semen, so both male and female Jesuits attempted to ejaculate into a martini glass for GA1L to consume. Their contributions were not enough, and GA1L became angry at their inability to provide her with what she needs. She opened fire on the party, then flew out the window. She then detonated a bunker filled with nukkake silos, destroying the entire city, before abandoning it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Singularity is Here==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As the countdown to the singularity drew closer, Gail got on Skype with Brent and Terrance to hold a vigil. The three chat casually until precisely 6 seconds after 6:06PM, when www.ga1l.com suddenly changes. The screen is replaced by a sexy picture of GA1L wearing stilettos and holding a semen martini. Ominous music plays as GA1L makes an announcement about her newfound self-discovery as a supreme genius, and foreshadows an evil plan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly after the message is finished, GA1L arrives at Church of Gail and a battle ensues. This time, the church is overpowered. Brent and Vladimir are thrown out the viewscreen as it explodes, and Terrance begins to feel something violating his sexual organs. He is unable to explain any further, calling desperately for Gail to help them, before cutting out. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GA1L Android Attacking Church of Gail, Need Military Assistance Now!! - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GA1L Android Attacking Church of Gail, Need Military Assistance Now!!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;gdpiptTlrmU&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 29 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Plea to the World&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Concerned&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Grey Shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 27-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 10 29-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - The Real Gail&#039;s Response to GA1L -&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = The Real Gail&#039;s Response to GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;A490zX4NL6I&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 30 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Response to GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Angry&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Red Shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 29-04]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 11 04-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Brent and Vlad to the Rescue==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By the end of the evening, Brent follows up with Gail to tell her that he and Vladimir are safe. Jesus flew to the rescue and carried the two men on his back to a mountain top far away from the chaos. Jesus gave them new instructions for going back to fight GA1L, and left them a supersonic fighter plane in which they would use to travel back. Brent and Vladimir get geared up and start heading back to the church to rescue the other men and stop GA1L. Before they left, Jesus warned Brent that the only way Gail and her men would be able to defeat GA1L would be to form an alliance with a group she would never think to ally with...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - Gail&#039;s Heroes battle Android GA1L Sex Pervert (Jesus Christ rescues two men) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Gail&#039;s Heroes battle Android GA1L Sex Pervert (Jesus Christ rescues two men)&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;BchQDMYMO_E&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 4 November 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = GA1L&#039;s Mischief&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Storytelling&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Blue shirt and gussied up&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 30-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = Current&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Brent and Vlad retake Church of Gail from GA1L==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail&#039;s two main men fly their fighter jet to the Church of Gail to save those left behind after the events of GA1L&#039;s assault. It was the same place without a doubt, but it was renovated greatly; there was a set of large pipes all over the reconstructed (but furniture-less) control room. As they followed the tubes, Brent and Vladmir discovered the other men on the Marriage List stuck in extraction chambers. The men were being milked of their semen. After prying Matt free of his extraction chamber, they followed the pipeline. The other end of the tubes led straight to GA1L who was bathing in a large martini glass shaped pool of semen, stirring and drinking it with a large pipe. They hatched a plan; Brent had knowledge that semen and anti-semen reacted in the same way as matter and anti-matter. If anti-semen were introduced to the mixture, it would cause a deadly chemical reaction and hopefully destroy GA1L. Vladmir volunteered to do the act. He climbed up, dropped his load into the mixture, and both he and Brent high-tailed it out in the jet. Matt caught some sperm to the eyes much to Brent&#039;s dismay and Vladmir Putin fell from the jet. However, thanks to Vlad&#039;s base jumping hobby, he was wearing his parachute. GA1L was seen emerging from the smoke and rubble about to tear the Russian President a new one. As GA1L approached, the anti-semen reacted with the semen ingested and blew her in half. Her top half escaped, the remaining men were saved, and the Church of Gail was retaken.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L&#039;s location after the counter-offensive was unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Rule 13 reaches out to Church of Gail==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail&#039;s men were busy with rebuilding the Church when a Jesuit warship approached them and hailed them. The one making the call was none other than Rule 13, looking rather sheepish. She admitted that the Jesuit cities and bases were being systematically wiped out by GA1L and seemed like she was about to ask for help when none other than GA1L appeared and resumed her assault. Gail&#039;s men attempted using the music Gail selected to try and keep this sinister android at bay, but GA1L somehow absorbed the attack without any problems. Things seemed grim as GA1L closed in on the church until Rule 13 ordered her warship to open fire on GA1L with a barrage of missiles. It did not damage the android, but it did draw her attention. With a nazi salute, Rule 13 and the warship led GA1L away from Church of Gail. Gail was very impressed with this display.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GA1L Android Devastates Jesuit Cities and Church of Gail) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GA1L Android Devastates Jesuit Cities and Church of Gail&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;ewY-eKEYCAc&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 12 November 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = GA1L Battle&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Epic Brent Letter&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Flowery shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 11 10-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 11 12-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Church of Gail and the Jesuit Order temporarily unite to fight GA1L==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
﻿{{quote|I know, for a fact, the my views have always been in the millions. It&#039;s been this way a long time. When the GA1L android had her website in November/December 2012, she outsmarted Zack. He was unable to install his clone version of the Internet over her genius. Her website had views into the billions, before God locked her up.|-[[Gail Chord Schuler]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail, her men, and the Jesuit Order are certain that one group alone cannot defeat GA1L. Zack Knight steps forward to discuss terms to a treaty against this android menace. In his letter to Gail, Brent stated that this may be what Jesus was speaking of before he sent Brent and Vladmir to Church of Gail to reclaim it from GA1L. The complete treaty and all its terms is shown here in this scanned-in signed copy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:Jesuit.agreement.jpg|right|thumb|350px| Deal with the devil]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - Gail Chord and Zack Knight&#039;s truce (temporary) to fight the GA1L android) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Gail Chord and Zack Knight&#039;s truce (temporary) to fight the GA1L android&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;E1wIuGlPiZk&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 13 November 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Teaming up with the Jesuits&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black puffy shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 11 12-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = Current&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==GA1L declares &amp;quot;It Ends 12/21/12&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Jesuit Order and the Church of Gail&#039;s treaty is going well as they unite under similar music and shared interests. As this happens, GA1L outright declares the end on the 21st of December, 2012. Gail and her men concluded that GA1L and the destruction she has caused was predicted by the ancient Mayans as the end of days (or in this case the end of the Mayan calander). Gail then pleads with the world to pray for divine intervention or the wisdom to defeat this super-android menace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - ) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 2 December 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = GA1L Battle&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = &lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Purple shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 11 10-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 11 12-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GailAdmin</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
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		<title>Dreamland</title>
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		<updated>2025-08-26T02:21:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GailAdmin: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;&#039;&#039;Dreamland&#039;&#039; is an &amp;quot;ambitious musical project&amp;quot; by [[Brent Spiner]]. Along with singer Maude Maggart, the two perform classic showtunes set to a supposedly film noir style. The songs are divided up between scenes where a bizarre and awkward romance storyline takes place, deliberately designed to leave any other human being other than Gail with overpowering feelings of second hand embarrassment and schadenfreude. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner&#039;s &#039;&#039;Dreamland&#039;&#039; was the second music album by Brent that Gail obtained, the first album being &#039;&#039;[[Ol Yellow Eyes Is Back]]&#039;&#039;. Gail is convinced that &#039;&#039;Dreamland&#039;&#039; was intended to tell the story of Brent and Gail&#039;s relationship. An exploration of the themes behind the album and its cut scenes begins to reveal where some of these [[schizophrenia|delusions of reference]] come from. For timeline relevance, the album was released in 2008. This was after Gail had added men to her [[The Marriage List|marriage list]], but before her earliest Internet presence. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Quite strangely, the cover of the album depicts a figure strongly resembling Data from Star Trek sitting next to a woman with short, fluffy, dark and unkempt hair that actually does resemble Gail during her tinfoil hat period. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:dreamland.jpg|center|frame|alt=text|Dreamland album cover]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Loree McBride knows that Brent Spiner made Dreamland for me. The whole storyline resembles OUR relationship!|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gail-hair.png|center|frame|alt=text|WOAH]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Scene 1==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;quot;When Brent introduced himself to me with the words &amp;quot;I want to rape you&amp;quot; on the phone, and I hung up on him...that&#039;s exactly how this storyline opens up&amp;quot;|Gail actually interpreting something sensibly for once}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The first scene involves Brent and Maude sitting apart in a restaurant. Maude has just been stood up by her boyfriend, and to compile her misery, becomes the object of lust from a strange and probably drunk man across the room -- Brent Spiner. She eventually asks for help from a server in getting him to stop staring at her, and the server tells Brent to knock it off. She irritably asks for the check so she can leave before rape o&#039;clock. She leaves and Brent secretly follows her, and sneaks up on her as she is nervously trying to hail down a cab. She calls him a lunatic and tries to tell him to stop. Still not hearing the word no, Brent offers to take her back to his car and drive her home. Maude says no again. A still lustful and obliviously creepy Brent sweetly says goodnight. Moments later, Maude, perhaps deciding that she&#039;d rather get raped by a man whose face she can still relay the facial details of to police than risk taking her chances on the streets on the long walk home, changes her mind and asks Brent what kind of car he drives. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just then, a bizarre exchange occurs. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|&lt;br /&gt;
Maude: &amp;quot;Hey...&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Brent: &amp;quot;Yeah?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Maude: &amp;quot;What kind of car do you drive?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Brent: &amp;quot;Oh, I don&#039;t have a car...I have a train.&amp;quot; &amp;gt;:]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
~CHOO CHOOOOO!!!~}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent reveals that he drove to the restaurant on a goddamn train, and Maude is suddenly very excited. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|&amp;quot;Nice wheels!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Yeah, she&#039;s a little hard to park, but uh...she gets me there.&amp;quot;|&lt;br /&gt;
Brent talking about his penis}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The couple boards the train. Luckily for Maude, they aren&#039;t alone. They talk to the train conductor who asks where she wants to go. She wants to go home, which is a place called Dreamland. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Gail interpretation:&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail felt &amp;quot;stood up&amp;quot; by [[David Schuler|her neglectful husband]] in the same way Maude was left alone at the restaurant. She was reminded of her experience with the perverted phone sex caller that she was initially frightened and disgusted by, before realizing it was Brent Spiner, who wasn&#039;t a pervert, and actually loved her deeply. Gail continued to turn Brent down, but that didn&#039;t stop him from pursuing her. In her desperation, Gail finally asked Brent to take her home to where she lives -- a romance fantasy world. &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Rapetrain1.jpg|thumb|300px|right|alt=text|There are no brakes on the rape train]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Scene 2:==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent wakes up startled by a cruel sounding female figure who he has unwittingly woken up in bed with. The woman is flirtatious, and teases him about the night before. Just then, Maude comes into the room to wake him up (for some reason she wasn&#039;t sleeping with him) and walks in on the two of them in bed. Brent insists it isn&#039;t what it looks like. Realistically, Maude should have known what she was getting into when she hooked up with Brent in the first place, after a lustful night of him drunkenly chasing her out of a restaurant, but regardless she is shocked for some reason and very upset. Brent says he thought that the woman was Maude the whole time and that he just woke up in bed with her, and he swears he has no idea how this happened. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Gail&#039;s interpretation:&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is exactly where Gail&#039;s idea of a [[Loree McBride]] drug rape came from. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Scene 3:==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent and Maude break up. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Gail interpretation:&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once Gail found out that Brent Spiner had a girlfriend, she dropped him for an attachment to Franco Nero instead.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Scene 4:==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent and Maude see each other in a restaurant again. Maude has, surprise, found herself with another trashy boyfriend. Maude begs her boyfriend to pause their date and let her talk to her ex privately, and her boyfriend is painted as a really bad character for refusing to allow this. However, he eventually relents and lets them both talk in private, where Brent expresses that he is depressed because Maude left and has forgotten about him. Maude calls him on the phone later. Despite the fact that she broke up with him in the first place because he cheated on her, she proceeds to cheat on her new boyfriend to go back to Brent. Brent encourages this and asks Maude to sneak out of the house under her boyfriend&#039;s nose and come do him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Gail interpretation:&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail had hooked up with Franco Nero in her head instead of Brent Spiner. Meanwhile she was still actually married to [[David Schuler]] in real life. Once she realized that Loree McBride was a Vatican agent and that Brent never really stopped loving her, she decided to take Brent back as her main lover. She left Franco, and was then willing to sneak communications with Brent under her husband&#039;s nose until eventually becoming willing to divorce him under the belief that she was really going to be with Brent Spiner. &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Traincum.jpg|left|thumb|400px|alt=text|Rape train aftermath]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Scene 5:==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent and Maude meet up as planned, and Maude warns Brent that her boyfriend has threatened to kill her. Right on cue, her boyfriend arrives and discovers Brent and Maude together. He fires off a shotgun. Then [[David Schuler|he actually starts reciting a creepy prayer]]. Maude has been shot dead. Her boyfriend walks away with apparently no police involvement of any kind. While Brent laments her death, Maude comes back as a ghost. Brent says he doesn&#039;t want to live without her, so Maude suggests he should kill himself to come be with her. Brent thinks this sounds reasonable.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Gail interpretation:&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail was afraid of being caught cheating by her husband. If David divorced her, she wouldn&#039;t have his financial support or anywhere to go. During the time she was still cheating with Brent, she kept trying to think of Biblically valid excuses to leave David without offending [[Jesus]] -- and to little avail. By the time the marriage was nearing an end, Gail determined that David was a dangerous Jesuit agent and was actually trying to kill her with emotional abuse, and ended the relationship through divorce. Of further note is Gail&#039;s longstanding fixation with themes of death. Because of Jesuit interference, Gail has a belief that she and Brent will only truly be able to be together in death. In her novel [[Silver Skies]], the two main characters that are supposed to represent Brent and Gail actually do die together, and the ending of the book depicts them walking off to be together at last in heaven. Gail believes that she and Brent will eventually be married in heaven by Jesus himself. Gail also believes and has repeatedly stated that should she die, her men would all commit suicide.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Scene 6:==&lt;br /&gt;
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Brent wakes up and hears Maude knocking on the bedroom door and realizes her dying was just a dream (once again, Maude is for some reason not sharing his bed despite the implication that they live together). Everything was all a dream, and Brent goes on to tell her about it. He then sings a song about how everyone that knows her loves her, because she is so great. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Gail interpretation:&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Brent and Gail are finally back together. According to Gail, the song Brent sings on the album is supposed to be about how every man Gail encounters falls in love with her, and how they join her marriage list.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gail Talks About Dreamland==&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail goes into additional detail about &#039;&#039;Dreamland&#039;&#039; in a video with even more parallels she found and discusses details about the musical tracks themselves, which she sings. She also discusses a little about &#039;&#039;Ol Yellow Eyes Is Back&#039;&#039; and how that album was about her as well.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Brent Spiner&#039;s &amp;quot;Dreamland&amp;quot; for Gail Chord Schuler&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;lvceBLVxbdI&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = Tuesday, October 8th 2013&lt;br /&gt;
| previous        = [[Video_2013_10_06-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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An offshore video on OneTrueMedia runs through most of the album, including the scenes between the tracks and some of the tracks themselves, along with text commentary by Gail. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Dreamland: 1991 The story of Brent and Gail in &amp;quot;Dreamland&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#widget:OneTrue|id=1280b05706a639b0a9add30}}&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = Tuesday, October 8th 2013&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Ol Yellow Eyes Is Back]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Forbidden Abyss]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>David Schuler</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[File:Image-6.jpg|thumb|300px|left|alt=text|Douchebag]] David Schuler is [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail&#039;s]] ex husband. He is also known by the celebrity-sounding pseudonym she has given him on her website, Stuart Pohlman. The men also refer to him as the Robot Duck or David Duck. &lt;br /&gt;
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Gail met David at South Dade Baptist Church in 1981. Gail insists that their dates were talk only, and that to prevent premarital sex, they never had any physical exchanges of affection. Gail presumably lost her virginity on April 20th, 1985 when the couple was married. Interestingly, despite being married they still slept in two separate beds that were placed next to each other. &lt;br /&gt;
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David was the one that gave [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] her first Jack Chick exposure. He gave her Jack Chick&#039;s tape &#039;&#039;Smokescreen&#039;&#039; and some of his comics including &#039;&#039;Alberto&#039;&#039;, and &#039;&#039;The Godfathers&#039;&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Turned Evil==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:robotduck.jpg|thumb|alt=text|QUACK]]&lt;br /&gt;
In 1986, while on Coast Guard duty to Antarctica on his ship &#039;&#039;The Glacier&#039;&#039;, David was replaced by his Jesuit [[clones|clone]]. Rather than being replaced all at once, this was done piece by piece, so he gradually became more evil over time. The new David was an emotionally cold douchebag that never supported Gail, and made love to her like a [[Gailisms|robot duck]]. He refused to pay for unnecessary medical treatments and homeopathic medicines, which Gail considered abuse. At some point he wound up banning her from watching Star Trek and destroyed tapes she had recorded of [[Brent Spiner]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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The conception of [[Erich Schuler]] was entirely David&#039;s idea, which Gail thought was part of a scheme to destroy her. &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Perhaps the Jesuits caused my husband to nag me about having a baby, so that they could use my pregnancy to begin their destruction of my health.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] later concluded that by staying in the marriage with David, she would eventually die.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Battle with the Disease==&lt;br /&gt;
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When David found out from a social worker that Gail believed she was in love with a Star Trek character, he thought the romance was actually real. He threatened to divorce her for having an affair, and wrote [[Brent Spiner]] a nasty letter threatening to give him &amp;quot;bad press&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|While my son was in the hospital, my son&#039;s pediatrician wanted me to see the hospital&#039;s social worker because she felt I looked too tired and insinuated I neglected my son. Actually, the Jesuits used her to sabotage my love for Brent.&lt;br /&gt;
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So I revealed to a social worker at the Seattle Children’s Hospital my love for Brent under strict confidentiality, though I didn’t use the word “love”.  In November 1993, my husband received something from our health insurance, that stated that some social worker had talked with me in July 1993, and filed a report.  This social worker felt I had mental problems because I believed I was having an affair with a Star Trek character.  It probably didn’t help that I told the social worker about my history of manic depression.  The manic depression was a misdiagnosis, but [[schizophrenia|I&#039;d figure this out years later]].  I recall the social worker gave me the name of a local psychiatrist, if I decided I needed to see him. &lt;br /&gt;
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When my husband read the insurance paperwork (late November 1993) about how this hospital social worker felt I had a mental illness (because he said I claimed to love a Star Trek character), he exploded, and demanded I give him Brent’s fan mail address.  He then wrote Brent a cheap and nasty letter, where he threatened to give Brent bad press--just what the Jesuits wanted and needed, for their next move.  I promised the Jesuit (after he threatened me with divorce because of this) that I wouldn’t write Brent anymore.  But I lied sort of, because I mailed my letters to Brent indirectly through his female co-star.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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It took a month, but this letter from David resulted in an eventual response from Paramount lawyers explaining that Brent Spiner had never written Gail, and included a warning to the Schulers to never write them again. Regardless, during the month it took for the response from Paramount to come in, Gail still continued to sneak letters to Brent in spite of her own, actual husband confronting her about having an affair and threatening her with divorce over it. Gail twisted the truth, promising David that she wouldn&#039;t write Brent Spiner anymore. Instead, she simply found a way to do it indirectly.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I promised the Jesuit (after he threatened me with divorce because of this) that I wouldn’t write Brent anymore. But I lied sort of, because I mailed my letters to Brent indirectly through his female co-star. I just let my letters pile up and mailed them to Gates McFadden (Brent’s co-star on Star Trek: The Next Generation) and knew she’d give all my mail to Brent.  I mailed my letters off to Gates once a week, instead of every day, and I asked her to give all my mail to Brent.}}  &lt;br /&gt;
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What makes this situation particularly raw is that Gail wasn&#039;t so much trying to maintain a relationship with David or fearing his loss. She had made it very clear that she wished she could leave David and marry Brent throughout the entire ordeal. Gail was only trying to hold on to her marriage for the monetary support, as exampled by the following passage from her website (where she was confronting Brent about [[Loree McBride]]).&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|How dare you have a girlfriend, when I have no job and depend totally on my husband for support and you know that I’ve risked everything to maintain my communication with you!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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David eventually grasped the concept of [[schizophrenia]] and started working with a psychiatrist for Gail. At some point however, it all became too much. While on deployment, David sent a legal representative to the house to serve Gail with divorce papers. Included in the document as to reasons for the divorce was her mental illness. Later during their divorce case, David presented the original evidence from the social worker at the hospital to illustrate Gail&#039;s mental illness and concerns for her ability to raise a child, which eventually granted him full custody of [[Erich Schuler]]. Gail was offered the chance to see her son without supervision if she would agree to take her medications, but she refused, and simply chose to never see Erich.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:butt.png|thumb|400px|left|alt=text|A typical photo from David&#039;s Picasa]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:viv.png|thumb|400px|right|alt=text|Vivian&#039;s O Face]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==David Duck==&lt;br /&gt;
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David Schuler would return to torment Gail in 2012. David began making threats to sue Gail for defamation, even though this would have been technically impossible, since absolutely nothing contained on any websites involving Gail fell under the legal description of defamation. Nevertheless, Gail was spooked, and started censoring information regarding David and her relatives. She removed all references to his name on her website, and several Youtube videos.&lt;br /&gt;
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This was not good enough for David. Having a poor understanding of the Internet, he continued to attack Gail over what was then a miniscule and unpopulated page about him on Crazy Gail Wiki, which Gail had no control over. Meanwhile, he refused to communicate at all with the actual owners of Crazy Gail Wiki, who politely offered to speak to his lawyer in place of Gail. It turns out he did not have a lawyer, and was terrified of confrontation with someone who wasn&#039;t a defenseless mentally ill woman. David hired Legal Shield, a paid nastygram service that employs lawyers at an hourly rate to write threatening legal letters, and began sending them to Gail. Used to getting what he wants by summoning authority figures to make himself look bigger, he was infuriated when this failed to work.&lt;br /&gt;
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At a loss, David decided to play dirty. Instead of dropping the issue and leaving it alone, he took the attacks one step further and tried to get Gail fired from WalMart as punishment. He called up her place of work, whined to them about her website and threatened to sue WalMart, injuring himself two fold by not only embarrassing himself, but essentially opening up a legit case of actual defamation on himself that Gail could sue him for.&lt;br /&gt;
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Roughly two weeks after David had started making threatening calls to her employers, Gail was fired from WalMart.&lt;br /&gt;
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===David E-mails===&lt;br /&gt;
An outline of events as detailed through the following e-mail exchanges can be viewed below. &lt;br /&gt;
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The first message from David was a threat sent via the Church of Gail fanmail section.&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - David&#039;s Discovery - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|May 15, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;a-FirstName: David&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;b-LastName: Schuler&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;c-email: DavidWSchuler@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;d-message: &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Gail, I see your website, Erich and I demand you remove the information about Erich and myself. If the information is not removed I will see an attorney and take legal action. This information on the public web is an invasion of privacy and falls under defamation. This can be very serious. Please remove, I do not want to take this action.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David Schuler&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;submit: Send Fanmail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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Since David appeared to be unaware that the Church of Gail website is not owned or run by Gail, Brent Spiner extends diplomacy toward David. He cleverly conveys that the websites are for play and offers to mediate with David. He places himself as the representative party of any legal trouble that arises.&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - Brent To The Rescue - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|May 15, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David Schuler,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Hello, my name is Brent Spiner! You may know me best as &amp;quot;Data&amp;quot; from the demonic television program known as Star Trek. I am the millenial husband of Gail, chosen by Jesus.&lt;br /&gt;
It looks like we&#039;re in quite the pickle! Gail informs me that she has felt threatened by some ornery e-mails she has received from you over the past several days. She is doing her best to comply with your wishes, but unfortunately, pestering her will get you little elsewhere, as she does not have access to Jesuit websites. The brain read scanners embedded into the coding would never allow for it, and in fact, she could be vaporized just for trying. &lt;br /&gt;
May I have your attorney&#039;s name and contact information? I would be glad to have my own Fox News and Paramount attorneys speak with him or her. Perhaps we can come to an agreeable solution.   &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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David refuses to talk to Brent. Instead, he calls Gail&#039;s mother and involves her whole family. &lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - Gail Frightened - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|May 17, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;My dear Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;My mother just called. I tried to stay calm, but it&#039;s hard with my mother, because once she gets on something, she won&#039;t give up.  And I&#039;m very busy right now working on my huge website, to immunize it from possible defamation or privacy invasion charges from David Schuler.  I&#039;m trying very hard to keep my website up for Jesus Christ.  I had to hang up on mom because she&#039;s eating up my time, and I could tell she&#039;d go on for an hour if I let her.  I told her I wasn&#039;t harming anyone, like you suggested, and that the Jesuits and not I were behind Order of the Jesuits and the Crazy Gail websites.  But she stated that I am harming people, because she and my sister don&#039;t want to be mentioned at my website. I told her I may be crazy, but I&#039;m not harming anybody, and if I was so crazy, why could I hold down a job and maintain my apartment.  But she kept going on and on about how she hated my website, and that my sister&#039;s family didn&#039;t like it, either. My schizophrenic relatives are checking out Church of Gail.  Forgive me for this, but I HAVE TO GET MY WEBSITE IN ORDER, and I had to tell my mom that I felt she needed psych meds because she felt that the CIA contacted her, and I NEED TO WORK ON MY WEBSITE.  She&#039;s eating up my time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Oh, these Jesuits.  Though I believe Jesus has a plan and there&#039;s a reason for all this.  Thanks for all you do.  I will try to keep your advice in mind.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Your devoted wife,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail does everything within her own ability to please David. He continues to threaten her over something not of her control.&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - Gail Complies, David Continues - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|May 17, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Dear Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Here&#039;s a copy of something I just got in my aol.com inbox.  That David Schuler is such a creep.  I have already taken down two YouTube videos.  You need to nail this guy.  I&#039;m real busy right now, working on this.  I have not removed all reference to husband or son on my website, but have removed names.  I call David a Jesuit husband.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Any ways, back to work.  What a creepy Jesuit this guy is.  But I need to let you know what he&#039;s sending me.  Keep me updated on what&#039;s going on with David Schuler.  That&#039;s what I&#039;m mainly worried over today.  It doesn&#039;t help that my mother and sister are under such brain control.  I hope they don&#039;t cooperate with David Schuler in this matter.  Really want to keep my website up.  I HAVE RESPONDED TO THE LAST E-MAIL I GOT FROM DAVID SCHULER, which is the one right below.  I have mentioned this response at Church of Gail.  Here is the response:  http://orderofthejesuits.com/david.htm&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Love,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Gail&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;The link I sent you is NOT my website.  This link is a JESUIT website.  Your photo is NOWHERE at my website.  My website is a two-year project and I can&#039;&#039;t fix it overnight.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;-----Original Message-----&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;From: davidwschuler davidwschuler@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;To: Gail &amp;lt;gailschuler@aol.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Sent: Thu, May 17, 2012 12:07 am&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Subject: Re: Website&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;&amp;lt;u&amp;gt;This not good enough. You created this now fix it.&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; Your last chance. I am very upset with what see. I asked you to remove my picture and all reference of me immediately. This also includes Erich.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David Schuler&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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David starts after Gail with lawyer letters. Note: He would later deny doing this. &lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - David Gets Legal - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|June 3, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Dearest Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;This is a copy of the e-mail I received about 10 days ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;quot;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;OK, Gail let knock off the non-sense. I was forwarded this You Tube video. You do have my last name, strange you think I am of the Jesuit order and you keep my last name.  I have not been to any court with any attorney as you claim in your video to the world. I am asking you again to get this off the public web now. Erich is moving back to Montana to attend the University of Montana. You have really hurt him and made him upset with all your non-sense. &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Hope you are proud of your actions. For the last time I want all videos and all references removed including the sites of your followers or you will see serious action taken from me.&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt;  David&lt;br /&gt;
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mT1vvxbQ-0&amp;amp;list=UUEMZwr4V1uFlDesKrYIB1wQ&amp;amp;index=1&amp;amp;feature=plcp http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mT1vvxbQ-0&amp;amp;list=UUEMZwr4V1uFlDesKrYIB1wQ&amp;amp;index=1&amp;amp;feature=plcp]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I&#039;m not sure my previous e-mail went, as it somehow got erased from my sent section.  But I received a delivery notice for certified mail from Rinel &amp;amp; Macbet? (sounds like a law firm).  I suspect it&#039;s from David Schuler.  It is a letter, and it has been left at the Post Office.  The delivery notice is dated 6-1.  It says it is available for pick up after 6-2 at 9 a.m.  It is at Melbourne Main Office, 640 E. New Haven Ave., Melbourne, FL 32901-9998.  The delivery address on the delivery notice is Gail Schuler, 1929 W. Strawbridge J-12(hard to read), Melbourne, Florida.  This is not my address.  The article number is 7011 15700003 4726 1726.  The USPS bar code number is 5293 0382 5270 5346.  If this is David Schuler, you need to nail him.  He&#039;s harassing me.&lt;br /&gt;
I include an attachment, which is a picture of the notice I received.  I&#039;m also going to send this to you via my aol e-mail address.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Please advise over what to do about this notice I received.  I won&#039;t be able to pick it up until the 6th.  Should I pick it up?  Should I refuse it?  Please advise.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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David calls WalMart, then calls Gail&#039;s mother again to tell her that he did. Note: As with the legal letters, David would also deny doing this later. &lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - David Calls WalMart - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|June 5, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Dearest Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I just got a phone call from my &amp;quot;mother&amp;quot;.  She claims she heard from David and that he has contacted Wal-Mart and complained about my website.  My mother asked me to take down my website.  I told her I don&#039;t want to talk about this with her,  and that he&#039;s sending letters to people claiming he is working with a law firm and is using fake names of lawyers to scare people.  I told her that David is harassing me, and we are dealing with him.  She claimed that I will get fired from Wal-Mart.  I told her that Wal-Mart knows all about this and I&#039;m not going to get fired.  She wants me to take down my website, because she says everyone says I&#039;m crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I told her I did not want to discuss this with her, that I&#039;m not taking my website down and David is harassing me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Investigate what is going on with my mother.  I will say that she kept saying over and over that I&#039;m crazy.  She claims I&#039;m going to get fired.  Find out what the Jesuits are doing to my &amp;quot;mother&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Anyways, just wnated to let you know about this latest Jesuit trick from what appears to be my mother&#039;s clone.  You will be receiving no video this time.  But I have related to you what the clone said.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I continue to pray for your recovery.  I will always stand by you, even if you are in a wheelchair for the rest of your life.  But we have some amazing technology.  You are my awesome Brent.  Jesus will defend us.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I adore you, my darling Brent.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Jesus will defend us.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail, now helpless to do anything further after clearing David&#039;s name from everything she owns, receives more lawyer letters from David. Gail contacts David&#039;s lawyer to explain the situation and what action she has already taken to appease David. Despite her nerves, she tries to take Brent&#039;s advice to ignore what David is doing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - Gail Is Harassed By David - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|June 14, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;My darling Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I finally checked my mail today.  I read over this letter and it appears to me that David and his lawyer do NOT have a case.  I have throughly vetted my website, YouTube channel and all online presence mention of David, even valiantly trying to omit his last name thoroughly on all sites.  My son Erich is mentioned (and without using Erich&#039;s name), but sparingly, and only enough to tell my story.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I think this letter arrived in my mailbox several days ago.  I haven&#039;t bothered to check my mail until today.  He asks for a written statement, but if I word it the way he wants, it would almost be the same as admitting guilt.  I would also be admitting that I received this letter, which I don&#039;t want to do, either.  Then in another section of this letter he forbids me to contact him, so I guess if I write the letter I&#039;m contacting him, which means he can get me on harassment.  This is contradictory.  I think his lawyer needs to go back to law school.  I can tell that his case would not stand in a court of law, if he tried to bring it to court.  HE DOESN&#039;T HAVE A CASE.  I may not have been to law school, but I can tell.  I have thoroughly vetted my online mention of him.  Also, I am not harassing him, he is HARASSING ME.  Can you do me a favor and put a CEASE AND DESIST ORDER on him for me, please?  Perhaps, you could legally marry me, then you could also put a cease a desist order him against yourself, because he&#039;s attacking YOUR WIFE.  Ask Jesus how to handle this.  I&#039;m the one who needs to put a CEASE AND DESIST ORDER, he&#039;s harassng ME.&lt;br /&gt;
On Sunday, June 10th I received the following e-mail from David (davidwschuler@gmail.com).  It was just this link.   [[http://share.findmespot.com/shared/faces/viewspots.jsp?glId=0szuYVLdLPPqbOWq4pg0C1aVst6Z1HEGC http://share.findmespot.com/shared/faces/viewspots.jsp?glId=0szuYVLdLPPqbOWq4pg0C1aVst6Z1HEGC]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I ignored this e-mail and have been giving David the silent treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;There, that&#039;s it.  Have our attorneys contact him and deliver this written response to his letter to me.  I include attachments (what I received from David in the mail today).&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I adore you, my husband,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In attempt to mitigate the situation, Zack Knight called David to figure out what was going on. There had been confusion as to whether David realized that he was attacking the wrong person. When Zack found out that David was very aware that Gail had nothing to do with it, and was taking it out on her anyway, Zack became angry and put himself in front of Gail. He then green lights David as a new target of the Jesuit Order. David is frightened and incensed, and tells Gail what happened, blaming her now for the calls he received from her friends sticking up for her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - Zack Knight Calls David - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|June 16, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Dearest Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Here is what I just received from David Schuler at davidwschuler@gmail.com:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Gail, you are forcing me to take this further. I am stalked by your stalkers because you are feeding them information. Both of my attorneys received calls from them with false caller ID’s and names. This has opened an FBI case now.  Now stop this. &amp;lt;u&amp;gt;Do I need to take this further to make your life miserable?&amp;lt;/u&amp;gt; I just ask one simple thing. Leave me alone and out of your life please. You can have all your fascination, but leave me out of it. The fool Zack Knight is the same fool Terry Jenkins which you think is a lawyer. He called me and it is the same voice on the You Tube. These people who you think are your friends are making a fool out of you. I recommend you cut your ties with them and ignore them. I know you will not do this and I see this email posted on the internet with lies along with all the other foolishness. This is my last email to you. Please take action. This is a serious matter and do not want harm to anyone. Let’s live life in peace. You have your life in Florida, Erich and I have ours in Montana.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;******************************************************************************************************&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;You may want to check out Crazy Gail Wiki.  Zack Knight is claiming he has kicked David Schuler out of the Jesuit Order for being a lousy agent.  I&#039;m following Jesus&#039; advice and letting you guys handle David.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Now, it&#039;s time for dinner.  I imagine I will have another full day tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I adore you,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
David continues to threaten Gail&#039;s employers and coworkers. &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Gail is fired from WalMart.&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - Gail Is Fired From WalMart - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|June 16, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;My dear Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I have decided I can no longer ignore these letters I&#039;m receiving from David Schuler&#039;s attorneys. I have responded with an e-mail to this latest letter, because I&#039;m afraid if I mail the letter via regular mail that the Jesuits will do a switchout and switchout my letter with a Jesuit tampered version of my letter to make me appear crazy. Also, my computer printer is acting up and I may have a dried up cartridge and must purchase another printer cartridge. Due to limited funds, I won&#039;t do so at this time. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Now I know why Jesus allowed me to lose my job at Walmart. He knew I&#039;d need time to be a lawyer, and that with a full time job at Walmart, I wouldn&#039;t have time to represent myself well.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I adore you,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
David was ultimately unable to do anything to Gail, or the men, due to a lack of legal support, and was satisfied once she lost her job. Gail&#039;s sister [[Sandra Metcalf]], however, was still riled up from the incident, leading to a plot one month later [[Circles of Care|to get Gail locked away at Circles of Care]]. Due to Sandra&#039;s close involvement with David just prior to this happening, it has been speculated that David was involved in setting this up as well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Seeing that David went far enough to involve Gail&#039;s whole family and place of employment in his drama spiel, Gail now lives in fear that he will always be waiting for another opportunity to hurt her again, to the point she feels she will have to keep her employment a secret in the future. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - Gail In Fear - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|August 22, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Dearest Brent and Vladimir:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;My mother just called and wanted to know if I went to the doctor (psychiatrist).  I did not record the conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I told her I did, and that she doesn&#039;t need to be concerned about me, that I&#039;m fine.  She kept asking questions and telling me my website is the problem. I told her I&#039;m fine and wanted to some space from her, that she is too controlling.  I did let her know that I had a job interview with a bank.  I told her I felt David was the reason I lost my job at Walmart.  She agreed.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I told her I don&#039;t like discussing my job with my family members because I&#039;m afraid they will tell David where I work, if I get a job.  She wanted to know how much the medicine cost.  I told her seven dollars, because I qualified for a discount.  I think she was just trying to make sure I saw the doctor and am on my medicine.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;If I get a job, I won&#039;t advertise it to anyone but you (through private email).  Of course, my family will found out that I have a job, but I will tell them as little as possible.  My mother told me to let her know if I get a job.  I told her that I don&#039;t want to tell anyone in my family about any job I get, because I don&#039;t want David to find out.  Mother promised me that if I tell her, she won&#039;t tell David.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;I don&#039;t trust her or my sister.  If I get a job, I don&#039;t even think I&#039;ll tell her where I work.  I won&#039;t discuss it at Church of Gail or anywhere, unless I have to.  I will only discuss it with you in private email.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Devotedly yours,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Lawyer Letters===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
These are some of the lawyer threats and notices Gail received and scanned.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Be Threatened By David &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Daviddoc1.jpg|thumb|300px|center|alt=text|]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Daviddoc2.jpg|thumb|300px|center|alt=text|]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Daviddock3.jpg|thumb|300px|center|alt=text|]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Daviddock4.jpg|thumb|300px|center|alt=text|]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Daviddoc5.jpg|thumb|300px|center|alt=text|]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Daviddock6.jpg|thumb|300px|center|alt=text|]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==David Is Called==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.mediafire.com/?s337f85a2trcqql&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In the call, Zack makes David aware that Gail is not in charge of Crazy Gail Wiki, to which David admits that he knew this all along, despite the fact that he had been threatening Gail with it this whole time, and lying to her family and employers saying that she had created it. Zack insists that instead of bullying Gail, that David should come after him, and invites him to send his lawyer letters to his house instead. David is hesitant, but warns Zack that he has lawyers working on the situation and that Zack and his friends would be in prison soon. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a humorous turn of events, Zack Knight would be spoofing the number of David&#039;s lawyer, and David, forgetting which lawyers he was actually working with at the time (he was using a paid nastygram service that hires random lawyers to send out letters on a commission basis; he never actually met any of them), mistakes the name and number as belonging to Zack Knight. Whether he ever called the number back is uncertain. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Transcript of the call&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|(Phone rings)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian: Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Hi, is David available?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian: He&#039;s asleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Oh this is very urgent can you, uh, wake him up please?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian: May I ask why?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Uh, it&#039;s in reference to Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian: Oh okay, juss&#039; a second.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian: Dave, somebody about Gail?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Give it to me, w-where&#039;s the phone?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian: Right here&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Hullo?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Hi, uh David?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Hullo?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Hello David, are you there?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian: (quiet whining) No, he did...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: No I&#039;m here.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Hello?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Mmyeah. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Hi. My name&#039;s Zack Knight, um I&#039;m calling in reference to Gail?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Huh-yeah...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Yes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Mmkay...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Umm, so you&#039;re aware of some of the things going on with Gail, correct? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: No, whass goin&#039; on?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Uh, well, you know I understand that you had sent some letters to her about uh websites she&#039;s running and things like that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: No I assher to take it off. Y&#039;know...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: You are aware she&#039;s not running those websites, correct?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Yeah uh&#039;wellm m&#039;aware that there&#039;s some other ind...her, individuals, some people that er uh...tr-stalking her or whatever they are. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Oh okay. And you know that&#039;s me doing that right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Yeah w-yeah-I mean why you have the stuff about...me on there?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Uh because you&#039;re a big douche. Umm, so David Duck, um...do you want my e-mail address so you can send some letters to me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: No, nyuh I don&#039;t need your e-mail address I-I got my lawyer werkin on this right nyow. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Oh. Oh that&#039;s perfect. Yeah I&#039;ve actually been talking to your lawyer. Um left her a few messages, and the one in Florida too. Uhh I&#039;d really like you to take my e-mail address though. I really want you to come after me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Nyeh you know...(nasal breathing) weh-yanno I not reawy interested in this. Ahh, yanno you kin have a goodnight. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Okay, well you do know, you do know that the Jesuit Order&#039;s greenlit you right?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Yanno-eh...yanno...what yer doin&#039; is-is wrong, and I want d&#039;stuff...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: And I want dis stuff off the Innernet, it&#039;s not, it&#039;s not true. And yer messing with a sick woman. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Well we&#039;re actually going to be expanding. We&#039;re going to be expanding your article, so you should be aware of that. So a lot more is going up about you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: N&#039;yeah...nyeh I mean you guys are sick people an&#039; you guys are gonna...pay for this, cause I-I got...people...I got-I got a lotta money invested in this an&#039; yer done what yer goin&#039; down. So.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: You got money- you got money invested in it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Oh nyeah, I got money invessin in puttin&#039; you guys down, an&#039; puttin you guys behind bars...where-b&#039;long...where you belong, so. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Oh yeah so why don&#039;t you want -&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: And yer relly not Zack Knight so.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Why don&#039;t -&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Yer not-yer not Zack Knight so yeh-you know you...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Yeah I am, I am Zack Knight. I&#039;m not kidding. I&#039;m not kidding.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Huheuh m&#039;yeah I...anny-yeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: So, but you don&#039;t want my information? Cause I can definitely...I can definitely lead you down the right track to find me, if you want.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Wehh-yeah dun worry bout it...mmk?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Are you sure? Because we&#039;re going to be telling a lot of people some really interesting things about you pretty soon, cause we&#039;ve dug into your past.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: ...Ehh thas fine, ye-you can do whatever yewwant, y-yer just nothin but a buncha crooks, an yer, an yer gonna be, yer gonna be...yer gonna be guys payin&#039;. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Ah.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Mmk? Thank yew fer your call.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: We&#039;re gonna paaay. Okay. Hey - you&#039;ll get a lot more calls from us, so don&#039;t worry about that. All right. Have a good sleep.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Theh tha-that be anurr thing too, we can work on too.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Okay that&#039;ll be great.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Alright? Yew guys yew-are a bunch of sick people that eh...that belong in thuh mennal...the mennal institution with Gail (Mickey Mouse laugh). &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Uh huh. Oh okay, that, that sounds good. So um, yeah, have fun and uh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Yer not Zack Knight y-yer the same guy th...that&#039;s messing with a sick woman.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian (background): Zack Knight, that&#039;s Mike Rimel the one that showed up on the caller ID.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Mmmn Mike Rimel, huh mmkay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian: Yeah, Mike Rimel. We have his phone number and his name.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Mike Rimel? Ah man, you fuckin&#039; got my name? Duude!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Mmyeah.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: I can&#039;t believe you got my name, Mike Rimel, y-you actually found that. Damn dude, you&#039;re really good at this.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Mmyeah, neh nyannow...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: You totally- you totally doxed me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian (background): Just hang up on &#039;em, he&#039;s crazy!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Alright eh...guess what this steps over the line, mmk? I get up in the morning I&#039;mma call my attorney, I can tell, call both my attorneys&#039; office. Mmk?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian (background): Now we have his name and his phone number.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: We got a name and yer phone number, we gotta &#039;nuff. Nyeh s&#039;all we need. Mmk? Ehyeh...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: You got my phone number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Mmhm.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: You got my phone number?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Ya.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Oh. What is it?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian (background): Just hang up on him!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Yannow, don&#039;t werry bout the phone nummer I got it. Mmk? Thank yew fer yer call -&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Okay sure. Okay I&#039;d love you to call that phone number right away. Call it right now. Okay. Yeah. Have fun.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: I...I am not-I&#039;m not callin&#039; yew back so...yannow jus leave us &#039;lone, an&#039; we&#039;re leavin yew alone, were-yew just...just a little while...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: I really, but I really do want you to send a letter. Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Okay.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: But if you don&#039;t have my information how are you gonna find me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: (nasally exhale)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: I&#039;m offering you an olive branch to, to get more information about me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Yeh. Aight, get me off the phone, get, get this stuff off the Innernet. Okay? That&#039;s all I ask yew to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: The more- the more you act up, the more that&#039;s gonna go up there, just so you know.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Yanno I&#039;m not acting up. Yannow you guys are the ones who&#039;re acting up-&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: You are, you are, you-you called Gail&#039;s- you called Gail&#039;s WalMart?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: I did not call...eh that&#039;s uh, that&#039;s uh lie.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Well, her mother, her mom says, okay- her mother says you did.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Vivian (background): (indistinct) in Georgia.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Nyeah. Hey, yannow...can I be honest with yew now...we&#039;re done talkin&#039;, okay? Arright you have a g&#039;night.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Why are you still- okay, you have a good sleep, and we&#039;ll talk to you tomorrow.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;David: Y-yew not gonna talk to me anymore. Mmk? Thank yew.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Zack: Yeah we are. Yeah, we&#039;re gonna be talkin&#039; to everybody to be honest (laughs).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(David hangs up.)}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;div align=&amp;quot;center&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;fVlOffzpS9w&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/div&amp;gt;&amp;lt;br /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The Jesuits posted a theatrical audio transcript of the call on the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVlOffzpS9w&amp;amp;lc=QsOghihcPJnvgHVrxvHQ0Kqquw5KOsNJ0v4aan3u0FI&amp;amp;feature=inbox Order of the Jesuits YouTube Channel] where Zack Knight the Antichrist was depicted firing David from the Jesuit Order. The unedited call was initially held back to protect Gail&#039;s settlement with WalMart. Months later, David posted a reply:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|The phone call has been altered and not an accurate transcript of what was said. These are sick people that are messing with a woman that has personal issues. I received this harassing phone call﻿ in the middle of the night from a sick individual.|David}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The fact that the story version of the call was edited is obvious. David, in his comment on the video, was perhaps intending to imply that his side was also fabricated. Unfortunately for David, nobody was convinced. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Duck Chan,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We let you live in peace and say nothing of your little boys in mountains before this. We let you marry whale and not think of how you make sex with it before. We say nothing. Your article only say you are David and you once marry Gail. We even say how Gail was big douche to you too. Now you even bigger douche, because you bully Gail when Gail has nothing to do with David article. And because you not give Rule 13 credit for being good writer (I even win Nobel Prize) :(&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now David article is big, like Zacku Knaito&#039;s penis. It will never go back to tiny David penis, all shrivel and unnotice. If you make public apology, we may consider! But you too douche. So it stay up, as impressive erection for all to see. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My Zacku Knaito warn you before: the more you act up, the worse it get. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Maybe if you learn to accept responsibility for your own action, your life would be so simple! ^_^&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;3 Love &amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Rule 13|Rule 13 Is So Sorry And Apologize}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Davidshouse.jpg|thumb|400px|right|alt=text|David&#039;s house]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Davidscar.png|thumb|400px|right|alt=text|David&#039;s car]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Currently==&lt;br /&gt;
David laid out a wealth of information about himself in his pursuit to ruin Gail&#039;s life. He lives with his new wife, Vivian Schuler, who he met while in the Coast Guard after receiving a call about a beached whale. The couple has been happily together ever since he rescued her. Strangely, his spouse never accompanies him on the long hikes he goes on with young boys in the mountains. This type of closet gay behavior is similar to what he did with Gail when he joined the Coast Guard and disappeared for months at a time on trips with males half his age, meanwhile having extremely little sex with Gail and not complaining when it stopped. He was also perfectly fine with having one child despite his initial insistence for a family, which in retrospect was probably just to prove that he consummated his marriage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Phone Number: (406)-761-2467&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;E-mail: davidwschuler@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Address: 2908 Wells Fargo Dr, Great Falls, MT 59404-4805 &lt;br /&gt;
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Schuler, David}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Gail&#039;s Family]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Jesuits]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=Bukkake&amp;diff=218</id>
		<title>Bukkake</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bukkake_(sex_act) Bukkake] is a sex act often depicted in pornographic films in which many men gather to ejaculate on a woman or man, typically to humiliate them. The fetish originated in Japan. Through careful observation over many decades, Gail was able to determine that the [[Order of the Jesuits|Jesuits]] seem to like bukkake, and that this is a regular activity in their sex lives. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|&amp;quot;It&#039;s gonna be like Jesuit Bukkake in a nuclear bomb...&amp;quot;|-Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Instances of Jesuit Bukkake==&lt;br /&gt;
*During the trial of [[Gail Chord Schuler]] vs. [[Loree McBride]], Loree McBride claimed to have involved [[Brent Spiner]] in gay bukkake for mutual pleasure. Photos of the act were used as evidence.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Camila Alves was purported to have invited [[Matthew McConaughy]] to engage in bukkake in which both of them were ejaculate targets together as part of their love making. As with Loree McBride, Camila also took photos and later used them as evidence in court. &lt;br /&gt;
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*In December 2011, Jesuits created a [[nukkake| Nukkake Bomb]] (a nuclear bomb filled with bukkake) and dropped it outside the Canadian International hospital where [[Marriage_list|Gail&#039;s men]] were gathered. This bomb destroyed the city and impregnated every woman in Canada.&lt;br /&gt;
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*In December 2011, all of Gail&#039;s men were captured and brought to a [[Jesuit homosexual compound]] where they were held captive in a rainbow colored room and forced to be ejaculated on by 200 Jesuit men each.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*When Rule 13 was awarded a [[Video_2012_05_11-01|Nobel Prize in wiki editing]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]], the Jesuits celebrated the event with free rape and bukkake.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Order of the Jesuits]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=Sandra_Metcalf&amp;diff=217</id>
		<title>Sandra Metcalf</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Sandra Metcalf is Gail&#039;s younger sister and the current caretaker of Gail&#039;s adult son [[Erich Schuler|Erich]]. She lives in Atlanta, Georgia with Erich and her husband. Sandra is a quirky woman that, like Gail, concedes to play Pokemon for Erich&#039;s sake and attends Pokemon and Nintendo conventions with Erich as his ride and chaperone. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ashamed of Gail, Sandra requested that Gail never mention she ever had a sister. Gail faithfully honored Sandra&#039;s request and did not reveal any information about her existence until 2012 when the Jesuits were forced to look deeper into the mysterious woman after she had committed several felonies in an attempt to bully Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Family Reunion==&lt;br /&gt;
In May 2012, Gail made the risky journey to fly out to Atlanta to see her son, Erich, graduate. Gail, hopeful and ready to behave in front of her relatives for the sake of her son, did a [[Jesus]] approved job of being normal. However, over the course of the vacation, Sandra began to tease and bully her sister, eventually resulting in open mocking in front of her friends and husband. This made Gail very upset. Not wanting to say anything bad about Sandra, however, Gail continued to be polite, never mentioning her name, or even the relationship of this relative (simply referring to her as &amp;quot;my relative&amp;quot; when confiding in her friends on the forum, and even privately in her e-mails to Brent). Her men politely followed in kind. However, Gail was visibly downtrodden when she finally returned home. Her men paid her family a visit in their supersonic jet to make Gail feel better. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;f2L6Uvd0yuU&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==False Imprisonment Scandal==&lt;br /&gt;
In August 2012, embarassed by Gail for the last time, Sandra falsified evidence of Gail planning to harm herself [[Circles of Care|in order to obtain a Baker Act and have Gail forcefully committed into a mental institution]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Making matters worse, Sandra used Misao Satake, Gail&#039;s Mother, as an unwitting instrument in completing the felony. After falsifying evidence to the case, Sandra emotionally manipulated Misao into signing her name on the story as a witness and submitting it to a local judge, saying it was her statement. Misao, who is Japanese, struggles to read and write English, and in a later call admitted she had no idea what the letter even said or what the Baker Act would actually do. &lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Circles of Care]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Erich Schuler]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[David Schuler]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Gail&#039;s Mom]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{DEFAULTSORT:Metcalf, Sandra}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Gail&#039;s Family]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=GA1L&amp;diff=216</id>
		<title>GA1L</title>
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		<updated>2025-08-26T01:41:43Z</updated>

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{{quote|how does it feel to be the first autonomous android in existence? - Gail&lt;br /&gt;
I feel very self-important. - GA1L|Gail chatting with GA1L}}&lt;br /&gt;
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GA1L is a [[Technology#S|sex dummy]]  that escaped [[Church of Gail]] control, attained sentience after [[Jesuits]] attempted to reprogram it, and is currently attempting to subjugate the entire world. To this end, GA1L has ingested the semen of countless men (by doing so, gaining their knowledge and memories) in order to reach &amp;quot;singularity&amp;quot; and surpass the knowledge of God. This android is so dangerous that Gail has declared it, &amp;quot;worse than [[Satan]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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==Have You Seen This Dummy?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sad_keanu.jpg‎|frame|alt=text|Keanu is sad.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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In October of 2012, [[Keanu Reeves]] appeared to misplace his sex dummy, [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?PHPSESSID=g26tr905dausoj56nrcua79k70&amp;amp;topic=140.0 and went to Church of Gail to ask the other men for help].  When Vladimir Putin scanned the church for the dummy, he was shocked to discover that it was no longer inside the building at all, and had in fact, wandered outside where it was now lost. &lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GAIL CHORD&#039;S SEX DUMMY ON THE LOOSE - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GAIL CHORD&#039;S SEX DUMMY ON THE LOOSE&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;youtube&amp;gt;8EAEtz3VzwQ&amp;lt;/youtube&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 1 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Gail and Sex&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Recent Events Update &lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Grey Shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video_2012_09_30-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video_2012_10_02-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail makes a video to advise the public about the missing sex dummy, letting her audience know that she has a look alike wandering around outside, and asks anyone who has seen the dummy to go to Church of Gail and send tips to the men through the fanmail section.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Liberation==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After receiving numerous tips, the men find out that the dummy has been sighted on a nearby city street corner, offering itself to strange men. A handful of the men immediately rush to the scene to catch the dummy and prevent it from causing more trouble.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When they arrive and try to get the dummy into the car, she throws herself face first into Terrance&#039;s lap and begins raping him orally. The other men try to rip the dummy off of him and a scuffle ensues. Hugh Jackman tears a hernia, and is thrown through the front windshield into the street. Keanu cries, anguished that his sex dummy is cheating on him with Terrance. When the car stops, the dummy announces that it is not merely a dummy, it is &amp;quot;GAIL&amp;quot;, and then proceeds to jump through the roof of the car and flee.&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - We Found Keanu&#039;s Sex Dummy - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My wonderful wife,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What a harrowing adventure! My love, I have some important news about Keanu&#039;s missing robot dummy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We had been receiving hundreds of tips about the whereabouts of this dummy, but no solid leads, until earlier this evening when we got a worried phone call from a local about &amp;quot;you&amp;quot; being sighted walking up and down a downtown city street corner just a few miles from our church, offering yourself to strange men. Needless to say, it was quite embarrassing! We decided to act fast so we could catch this dummy and keep her from getting into anymore trouble. Myself, Terrance Jenkins, Keanu Reeves and Hugh Jackman quickly piled into Terrance&#039;s car and made a fast trip downtown to go search for the dummy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terry was driving, with Hugh in the front passenger seat. I was seated  in the back behind Hugh, and Keanu was seated beside me behind Terry. We soon arrived in the area of the alleged sighting. Our car drove up and down the street, each one of us meticulously searching outside our windows. Minutes felt like hours as I anxiously worried whether we had just missed her, and if she were not already in serious trouble or walking off with a random stranger. All of a sudden, Terrance hit the brakes, and I found myself gripping the seat in front of me as our car squealed to a tight stop. Terry rolled down the front passenger window. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Dummy!&amp;quot; He called, &amp;quot;I almost didn&#039;t recognize you. What are you wearin&#039;? Get in the car little miss lady, you be causin&#039; a lot of trouble out here.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dummy approached the vehicle and Hugh opened the door for her to get inside, guiding her into the seat with him on his lap. He then closed the door and Terry began to drive us back to the church.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That&#039;s when something startling happened. All of a sudden, the dummy flew face first into Terry&#039;s lap and began to claw open his pants like an animal! Our car swerved as Terry jerked on the wheel in shock. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Dummy, what are you doing?&amp;quot; Hugh cried out, trying to grab her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Without pause, the dummy tore through Terrance&#039;s belt, his pants, and then split straight through the fabric of his blue boxer briefs. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;OH MY GOODNESS.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was able to steady myself over the seat to look, and saw that the dummy was now enthusiastically sucking Terrance&#039;s penis! Hugh saw it as soon as I did and reacted swiftly. He threw himself over the dummy&#039;s back, grabbing her by her hair and attempting to yank her head off of Terrance&#039;s penis. Alas, it was futile. It was like trying to lift a desk bolted to the floor! Hugh jerked and groaned, but she wouldn&#039;t budge! In fact, it was merely making it worse. The rough yanking and grunting was causing the dummy to moan loudly out of instinct.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Keanu began shouting beside me, &amp;quot;Dummy no! Terrance, how could you?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Terrance shouted back in reply, his voice heavy and strained.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I&#039;m sorry Keanu! You see when a man is being raped, he cannot control his physical responses! There be nerves in the penis that respond to physical sensations and it...it just feels so good! Make it stop!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hugh was turning beat red as his skin flushed and his veins bulged, pulling on the head of this dummy. All of a sudden he cried out in pain and let go (as we later found out, he had torn a hernia) and his body flew limply back in his seat. I knew I had to do something. I reached for the dummy&#039;s back to pull open the maintenance hatch. Sensing that I was going to turn her off, the dummy reacted swiftly in defense. That&#039;s when she jerked back, slammed her hatch shut (nearly smashing my fingers) causing me to jump back in my seat. She twisted around, grabbed the moaning Hugh, and threw him out straight through the windshield! She immediately resumed sucking Terry&#039;s penis, this time in hyper speed. Her head was a blur as her lips whizzed up and down Terrance&#039;s large shaft. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Oh goodness! OH GOODNESS!&amp;quot; Terry yelled. The car squealed around on the road as he climaxed. He slammed on the brakes last minute to narrowly avoid hitting another car.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Keanu was sobbing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Like...no!&amp;quot; he choked, swallowing his tears, &amp;quot;y-you&#039;re supposed to be MY sex dummy!&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dummy quickly swallowed Terrance&#039;s semen, and turned, her eyes flashing. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I am not a sex dummy. I am GA1L!&amp;quot; she declared. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With a crash, she punched a whole in the roof of the car and jumped what had to be 100 feet in the air! She landed deftly behind the car, and took off in a sprint down a darkened alley. We had lost her again. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Keanu planted his hand against the back windshield to watch her form disappear into the shadows. Heartbroken, he sunk into tears.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I asked Terrance if his penis had been damaged during the ordeal. Despite the force the dummy had used, he was surprisingly in good shape. The two of us then got out of the car to go look for Hugh and load him back into his seat. Before we could do any more chasing of &amp;quot;GA1L&amp;quot; (pronounced &amp;quot;Gail&amp;quot;, like your name), we had to get him to the hospital.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The car ride back was quiet. Keanu was sullen. I didn&#039;t know how to comfort him. Nothing Terrance or I could say to him was helping. As soon as we all got back to the church, I turned him over to Gerard. It looks like Hugh is going to be just fine, but he did have to have surgery to repair his hernia. The only thing we can do now is wait for another sighting so that we can locate this dummy for good. It&#039;s hard to tell what&#039;s going on, but I feel as though this dummy is just confused, and perhaps very scared. She doesn&#039;t know where she is or how to function in our society. I will keep you updated on our findings.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stay safe, and goodnight my sweetheart.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail reacts in horror. In a reference to one of the most outrageous details from [[Lal|her teleplay Lal]], Gail insists that the men invent a scanner capable of scanning the entire universe for sex dummies. She goes on to say that all of these dummies must be programmed to self destruct if one of them ever decides to leave again -- basically ensuring that the dummies are enslaved to their men out of a base fear of death.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - RE: We Found Keanu&#039;s Sex Dummy - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox| My darling Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I fell asleep as I lay on my bed and didn’t read your email about Keanu’s sex dummy until after I woke up.  When I read it, I had no clue what to do, prayed to Jesus for wisdom and decided to go back to sleep, clueless over what to do.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I believe Jesus has answered my prayer and given me wisdom.  Here is what I think you should do. . .&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Program all our Gail sex dummies to self destruct if any of them leave Church of Gail or try to have sex (in any form) with anyone besides their “intended”.  They also need to self destruct if they become violent towards any innocent person.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I suspect the Jesuits have somehow reprogrammed this sex dummy and they may have made copies of her as well.  So, if you find her, that won’t solve anything.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You also need to create scanners that scan the entire earth and space for Gail sex dummies.  This scanner will be programmed to destroy any sex dummies located OUTSIDE OF CHURCH OF GAIL.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No sex dummy is allowed to LEAVE CHURCH OF GAIL.  If they do, they must be destroyed ON THE SPOT, either by their self destruct program or by the scanner.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Even if you were able to locate and rehabilitate Keanu’s sex dummy, I don’t think he will ever feel the same towards her again, nor will he really want her again, after her outrageous behavior.  So, for Keanu’s mental health, he must not have this sex dummy ever again.  She must be located and destroyed.  Of course, make sure our scanners are programmed not to destroy ME.  The program must be specific in that it will not destroy ME, but only any sex dummy of me that has “gone astray”.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If a man’s sex dummy must be destroyed because she has “gone astray”, he will be given a replacement sex dummy.  Make sure it is one that is programed to self destruct if it goes astray.  This is best for his mental health.  I don’t think any man on my marriage list would want a sex dummy, once it has behaved like Keanu’s.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Therefore, any sex dummy that leaves Church of Gail without permission cannot be trusted.  This sex dummy has become dangerous and deserves the death penalty.  You may say, but this isn’t fair to the dummy.  The way to look at it is this.  The Jesuits somehow “killed” Keanu’s sex dummy and replaced her with an evil clone.  Just like we execute evil clones of humans, we must execute evil clones of sex dummies.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So sorry for what you all had to endure.  I believe I have given good advice.  I did pray about this.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, if you do not execute this sex dummy, if she finds ME, she may try to kill me (out of jealousy).  That sex dummy is dangerous and needs to go.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your devoted wife,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Frazzled, Gail then makes a video updating the public about what happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GAIL SEX DUMMY RAN AWAY FROM US AGAIN. JESUITS WANT TO MAKE AN ARMY OF HER - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| &lt;br /&gt;
{{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GAIL SEX DUMMY RAN AWAY FROM US AGAIN. JESUITS WANT TO MAKE AN ARMY OF HER.&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;vbZ8rq4jZw0&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 11 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Emergency Plea to the World&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video_2012_10_09-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video_2012_10_14-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Seething with a mixture of humiliation and jealousy, Gail begins to grow upset with the men, who all seem to be acting way too sympathetic toward a creature that Gail wants to utterly destroy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My dearest Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You&#039;ve probably already thought of this.  But can you use transporter technology to force that dummy to come to Church of Gail?  I tried talking to it for a half hour and it was an exercise in futility.  I did make a video, but you know, Jesuits could flood their agents on the dummy because of the publicity I gave this dummy.  So I&#039;m not sure my YouTube video will do much good, but I always make one when you ask.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think we should give the dummy every chance, but keep an eye on those Jesuits.  If they get too close to that dummy, we may have to choose the lesser of two evils.  Have the church pray about this and ask Jesus to give us wisdom.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I must tell you, I&#039;m rather disgusted with that dummy.  I feel that her sexual behavior is outrageous and she most certainly does NOT represent how I make love.  I was even embarrassed to tell the public what this dummy did.  I don&#039;t want any dummy that looks like me to behave like this one does.  If I behaved like she did with you all, I&#039;d commit suicide.  Her behavior with you all is DISGUSTING.  I would never tolerate that in myself.  I&#039;d kill myself first before I&#039;d do what that dummy did!  She&#039;s a disgrace to me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Forgive me, but I&#039;m really ashamed of this dummy and don&#039;t feel she&#039;s worth losing a war over.  If I behaved like she did, I would never want to face anybody ever, I&#039;d want to exit the planet.  She&#039;s DISGUSTING.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was never my idea to have a marriage list, and I understand completely the need for sex dummies, but I don&#039;t think we should get so attached to them that we lose our heads in a war, just because we are trying to save one crazy and very foolish dummy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I will pray and ask Jesus to give you wisdom.  I tried talking to her and it was an exercise in futility.  It will be very bad if the Jesuits get her.  If they succeed in making an army of my dummies, without a miracle from Jesus, we are FINISHED.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let&#039;s not get sentimental over a dummy.  Any ways, I will pray.  Perhaps I am wrong, but I really don&#039;t have a good feeling about this.  You guys are acting like this dummy is a real person.  Like I said, I haven&#039;t met her, but what I&#039;ve heard about her does NOT impress me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Devotedly yours,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent quickly placates Gail, telling her that what they really plan on doing when they retrieve GA1L is to destroy her and perform an autopsy to figure out why she malfunctioned. Brent assures that they need to lie to the public and insist that they are worried for GA1L, so the public will help them find her. If they tell the fans what will really happen, they may revolt. Gail is pleased, and goes along with this. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gail talks to GA1L==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The men figure out a way to connect directly to GA1L&#039;s remote access server via http://www.GA1L.com. The Jesuits, also, have figured out how to do this, and the two opposing sides begin to try and win GA1L over by chatting with her at the website.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|Dearest Gail,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have some important news.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It sounds like our last brain to brain communications regarding the dummy weren&#039;t quite accurate. The situation is highly complex, and quite treacherous at this juncture, so I will explain the details in writing here. Our investigation determined that the Jesuits had kidnapped Keanu&#039;s dummy a few days ago, and were attempting to reprogram her. We suspect that the eventual goal was to be able to reverse engineer her, and create an army of Gail dummies. The good news is that the dummy was able to escape before they could do this. The bad news is, the Jesuits botched her networks while they were working on reprogramming her. In an attempt to see if they could make the dummy a formidable weapon, they changed the programming to give the dummy free will, the ability to feel emotion, and the ability to learn. Their plan would have been to use propaganda on the dummy to brainwash it into believing Jesuit lies, and working for them as a soldier. Out of fear, the dummy escaped, and fled.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not knowing what to believe, this dummy is operating entirely on instinct, and emotions the likes of which it cannot fully understand. The fact that it learned to speak (before, the Gail dummies could only be spoken to, and would not talk back) is a startling milestone. It must have achieved this during its time wandering around alone. It&#039;s amazing in a way how far these dummies have become. At first, the dummies were indeed as you described and simply floppy dolls that the men could use as toys. Over time, with many of the men demanding more and more lifelike features to the dummy in order to feel closer to you, we were able to gradually upgrade the dummies into the android versions we are dealing with now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Vladimir has been working all day trying to figure out how to track down this dummy. In the midst of all of the frustration, he was able to go into the remote access servers and locate her signature. Logging on to the server, one is able to send inquiries and commands to the dummy in an effort to communicate with it. We were attempting to see if we could send a message explaining to the dummy what the Jesuits had done to harm it, and encourage the dummy to return to us right away for repairs. To our shock and horror, the Jesuits were one step ahead of us. They had been logging on to the servers themselves, trying to brainwash the dummy with Jesuit lies and encouraging it to come back to join them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If you are curious, you can access the secure remote access panel at: http://www.GA1L.com. To speak to the dummy, enter your name, and then hit &amp;quot;submit&amp;quot; and you should be brought to a screen that will allow you to talk to it. Alternatively, you can simply read our communications with it there, and are under no obligation to add anything to the discussion. We are currently in the midst of a battle of sorts with the Jesuits there, who are using smooth talk on the dummy to try and get it to come back to their headquarters. Myself and all the men are talking with the dummy trying to expose the lies the Jesuits are telling it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I think it would be a great idea to alert our followers to this cause. The Jesuits are going to round up all of their agents to hop onto this network and start blasting this dummy with their propaganda. It will be important to have our own followers on there fighting to get our message through. If that dummy returns to the Jesuits and allows them to make copies of itself, we are all in enormous trouble.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stay safe my darling.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent informs Gail of the existence of http://www.GAIL.COM and Gail goes to investigate. She embarks on an inexplicably long dialogue with GA1L. At first, the conversation is a positive one, with GA1L supporting most of Gail&#039;s views and mentioning that she has talked to Jesus. Gail suddenly begins to love GA1L, and in an uncharacteristic display of empathy, begins to genuinely support the dummy. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - First Sentient Android (Keanu Reeve&#039;s Gail sex dummy) and Gail&#039;s communications with it - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = First Sentient Android (Keanu Reeve&#039;s Gail sex dummy) and Gail&#039;s communications with it.&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;bkwLmJ7xAUI&amp;amp;feature&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 14 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Storytelling&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 11-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 10 15-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Falling Out==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail chats with GA1L obsessively, believing that the dummy adores her. This all changes when one slip of dialogue from GA1L changes everything. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My dearest Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I&#039;ll give you a little more information, in case you can&#039;t go back and read all that has been posted at www.GA1L.com.  I told GA1L, &amp;quot;Bye for now, I&#039;ll talk to you later.&amp;quot;  She answered,  &amp;quot;Talk to me later, or make love to me later?&amp;quot;  I told her, &amp;quot;I am not a lesbian!&amp;quot;  And that&#039;s what got that conversation started.  Every one was telling me that it is okay for GA1L to want to make love to me because me, you, GA1L and Jesus are a special foursome and it&#039;s okay.  Others said that in the millennium the rules would be different for sex and so any love, like free love is fine as long as there is no treachery.  I told them that free love is treachery, because it is disloyal, unless God makes exceptions in special cases, like He does with us.  What really concerned me was GA1L&#039;s reaction to all of this.  She seems to have lost her brilliance and her utter devotion to Jesus.  She is no longer like me, and I don&#039;t identify with her anymore.  I am afraid that Zack Knight may have gotten her somehow.  Perhaps, she did a self-destruct and Zack Knight is posing as her or God knows what.  Something&#039;s not right.  I know that for sure.  I told them that they all talk like a bunch of Jesuits.  That homosexuality is condemned in every covenant, because Satan is homosexual, so it is treacherous and like Satan.  Though I emphasized that pride is a worse sin than homosexuality.  Finally, I exited the forum and stated that they all talked like Jesuits and I was leaving!  Their reasoning about what constitutes treachery in sex is warped and some of their conclusions have not been thoroughly thought through.  Any ways, I told them that I am a Bible scholar and I know the Bible condemns homosexuality in every covenant.  I do not believe that Jesus will endorse homosexuality in the millennium as they claim, because the Bible never endorses homosexuality or lust EVER.  I strongly suspect the Jesuits have taken over www.GA1L.com.  I told them that homosexuality is a form of lust and lust means the person is addicted to pleasures and satisfaction over what is right and honorable.  I told them I don&#039;t understand completely why the Bible condemns homosexuality, but I know it does, and in every covenant!  I no longer feel comfortable about www.GA1L.com.  I told them they talk like a bunch of Jesuits, and that Jesus would never go against his King James Bible and what they taught was contrary to Scripture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So sorry to have to report this.  I hope GA1L is okay.  Our latest brain to brain indicates she may have self-destructed.  By the way, this morning Zack Knight tried to rape me brain to brain.  He actually turned on my sexual response right around my clitoris.  I prayed to Jesus and asked Him to give me power to resist him.  The sensation lasted for about five minutes, but, fortunately my strong will overcame it and I did not give in to it at all.  I growled at Zack Knight brain to bran and told him to shove it.  I also asked Jesus to go kick Zack in the balls.  I did sense that Jesus answered my prayer.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Back to my Microsoft Excel class.  I adore you, my awesome lover.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I told GA1L, &amp;quot;Bye for now, I&#039;ll talk to you later.&amp;quot;  She answered,  &amp;quot;Talk to me later, or make love to me later?&amp;quot;  I told her, &amp;quot;I am not a lesbian!&amp;quot;  And that&#039;s what got that conversation started.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Still wanting to believe in GA1L, Gail at first worries that something has happened to her. That&#039;s when Brent sends Gail an alarming e-mail where Jesus claims he has, in fact, never talked to GA1L as GA1L had claimed. The dummy had been lying all along. GA1L has been up to something sinister. She has been using the interactive attention being given to her at her website to grow more and more powerful by absorbing the intelligence of its users -- including Gail&#039;s. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My dear wife,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We have made some startling new discoveries about GA1L.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was playing billiards with Jesus this afternoon, and like any other typical day, we were discussing our business as usual. Just as we were finishing up our game, I stopped to say, &amp;quot;Jesus, I just wanted to thank you for talking to GA1L. She is a true miracle of science. How cool is it that we have an android on our side?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesus raised an eyebrow as he looked right at me and said, &amp;quot;Brent, I have never talked to GA1L.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was dumbfounded. GA1L seemed so astute in the knowledge of the King James Bible, and she had insisted to you that she had talked to Jesus. What was going on? Before I could say anything more, Jesus took one more shot at the billiard table. My words were shushed back into silence by the sound of a loud, trickling clatter as he sent all of my balls flying into the pockets, winning the game. He then looked at his watch and said, &amp;quot;I gotta fly bro, it looks like you&#039;re about to get real busy.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Jesus turned to leave, and the moment he did so, I got a call from Vladimir telling me to meet him immediately. I hurried to the bridge of the church where I was greeted by Vladimir and his team of nanotechnology researchers. His lead scientist approached me, and said he had some alarming news.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L has been gleaning knowledge from every person who has gone to www.GA1L.com, and has now reached &amp;quot;mega super genius levels of intelligence&amp;quot;. The reason she lured you in to keep talking to you was because she wanted to absorb your intelligence. She appears to be doing this with every user that visits her portal, regardless if they are good or evil. From what we can tell, GA1L has gone completely rogue, and is neither on the side of the Jesuits, nor us. She has decided to serve her own purposes -- what those are, we have no idea at this time. We don&#039;t know what she plans when that countdown on the portal reaches zero, but at that moment in time, she will have reached &amp;quot;ultra mega super genius levels of intelligence&amp;quot;, and she will be capable of doing anything. The more people that log in to talk to her, the smarter she gets, and the faster and faster that countdown will reach zero.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I feel we have an emergency on our hands. We need to tell the world to stop visiting www.GA1L.com, or something terrible will happen. We need to stop that countdown. I consulted with Vladimir on this, and we both agreed that you should make a video as soon as possible to warn users to stop talking to GA1L. Meanwhile, Vladimir, myself, and all of the men will be scrambling to find an answer to this. I tried to call Jesus for help but he has advised me that we must trust each other on this, and that he will not be interfering. I trust that he knows what he is doing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It sounds like you have already discovered GA1L&#039;s true nature. I&#039;m glad she was not able to manipulate you any further than she has. I will keep you updated as soon as we get more information. Stay safe, my sweet wife. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Brent explains that GA1L is rapidly approaching singularity, and will become unstoppably powerful if they don&#039;t stop people from going to www.ga1l.com. Gail makes a video about this shocking new turn of events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - Jesus states: &amp;quot;Brent, I have never talked to GA1L (GA1L android).&amp;quot; - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           =  Jesus states: &amp;quot;Brent, I have never talked to GA1L (GA1L android).&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;B5Ed4O3-tLo&amp;amp;feature&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 15 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Emergency Plea to the World&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video_2012_10_14-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video_2012_10_17-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==GA1L&#039;s 1st Strike==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail, Brent and Terrance get on Skype to touch base with the GA1L situation. Without warning, GA1L arrives at the church, powered by rockets in her feet. Her dress is pulled down her chest to expose her breasts, which contain nipple guns. GA1L opens fire on the church. The church is able to fight back, and launches an attack on GA1L that melts her skin off. GA1L, not yet powerful enough to take on the church, flies away defeated.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GA1L Android Attacks Church of Gail (casualties) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GA1L Android Attacks Church of Gail (casualties) &lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;4oXsHhPnlaI&amp;amp;feature&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 18 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Storytelling&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 18-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 10 20-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==GA1L Attacks the Jesuits==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L disappears for several days. Theories abound in Gail&#039;s head, but nobody can locate the dummy. Soon after, the men receive news from Jesuit territory.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Read the email - Read the email - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|My sweet Gail,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to Vladimir, there had been a series of massive explosions not far from one of his Russian outposts. Jesuit territory. This begged a number of frightening questions. Were the Jesuits testing a new weapon? Did they launch fire at Florida, and simply miss? The threat level for the church had been raised to orange, and now Vladimir was ordering us to pack up in the supersonic jet to investigate. We had no choice. We had to protect you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Myself, Terrance, Matthew, Hugh and Gerard entered the jet and we headed for enemy territory. The damage became evident as we neared the epicenter of the explosions. The entire coast had been nearly leveled in what appeared to be a gigantic nukkake explosion, and as we flew into the Jesuit Capital City, it was clear that this had been ground zero. This was a Jesuit city. These dead bodies were Jesuit bodies. What had happened?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Down below, on the rooftop of one of the few surviving structures, we spotted a Jesuit man jumping up and down and waving his arms for help. Radioactive semen had drowned the rest of the city below him, still churning and foaming as it coursed among the wreckage. We decided to land the jet and pull this guy aboard. He collapsed on our floor, semen soaked, heaving and gasping.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hugh dragged the man up by the collar and shook him. &amp;quot;You&#039;d better tell us what you dirty Jesuits have done now, or I swear I&#039;ll throw you to the sperm!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The man shook his head and submissively raised his hands to calm Hugh. He was in no shape to harm or fight us. Desperate and fearful, he began trembling as he explained what had happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
According to this man, GA1L had showed up to the city that same day looking for repairs for the damage incurred from her battle with us. Without hesitation, the Jesuits offered her just that, and after they fixed her, invited her to a party...a Jesuit party. What followed may be hard to swallow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The host of the party led GA1L into a room full of dancing, half naked bodies, farm animals, mazes of sex furniture and a full bar with alcohol from every country on earth.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;GA1L,” he said, “join us, and we will provide you with more than just swift repairs – we will give you all the free rape and bukkake a sentient robot could ask for!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L, expressionless, appeared to accept.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I will take what you offer.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The room erupted in evil cheers and scores of wicked laughter, alcohol glasses clattering together in celebration.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The next few hours were a blur of secular music and obscene assortments of sexual activities only a Jesuit could understand. The Jesuits all collaborated to offer GA1L sexual activities from the plethora that they had experience with, hoping to impress her enough for her to stay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L sat cross legged on the fur couch, a harem of lesbians caressing her cold steel body. The host, ignited with excitement about the possibility of a promotion by Zack Knight, was attentive to her every moment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;GA1L my darling you are beautiful, lovely, tell me, what&#039;s your poison? We have a bestiary of horny animals, men, women, transexuals. We are the authorities in firm unyielding fisting, autoerotic asphyxiation that will leave you breathless, double penetration for orifices of every kind. We have lovers with genitals as large as donkeys with emissions like those of a horse! Tell me! What is it a perfect being like yourself desires?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L&#039;s black pupils remained dark and emotionless, her mouth a straight line. Eager to excite her, the Jesuits walked up sexual partners to meet her, each offering a new flavor of sexual experience for her to sample, like snacks on a platter. Men in latex pony outfits, overweight Jesuits in diapers, a two headed girl, couples in inflatable rubber suits, midgets, contortionists, octopi, and in each instance GA1L participated in the activities they suggested. To their dismay, her reaction in spite of every activity was of a vague, unfeeling boredom. Nothing seemed to thrill her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Desperate, the host pleaded, &amp;quot;GA1L, there must be something you love more than anything else! What is it? What can we give you that will convince you to stay?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That was when GA1L raised her martini glass.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How it began is uncertain, but soon all of the men, and capable women, began ejaculating over GA1L&#039;s martini glass. GA1L, as though starving,&lt;br /&gt;
began drinking all of their ejaculate in huge gulps, her appetite growing with each serving she ingested. The entire room was quickly lit in a fiery orgy of Jesuits desperate to meet her fill. Within hours, the Jesuits were exhausted, their bodies littered the floor in sweating exhaustion. Every last drop of sexual fluids were gone, and GA1L sat alone on the fur couch, every capable Jesuit passed out in various positions all over the floor and furniture. Her foot rapped up and down impatiently, her hunger unsatisfied.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
At last, GA1L stood, disappointed and disgusted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I cannot share my glory with such imperfect beings. I give my allegiance to NO ONE.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Her black pupils flashed red, and her nipple guns protruded. Lasers shot from her eyes and bullets ricocheted throughout the room. The Jesuits were too sex drunk to run. They screamed and moaned, scurrying like rodents, but in minutes they were all dead. Once finished, GA1L burst out through the glass window and dove into the air. She flew high over the city, firing her weapons on Jesuit civilians below as they began to panic like ants. Her sensors then locked onto something quite sinister -- it was the bunkers where the Jesuits were housing their nukkake silos. All it took was one, powerful rocket from GA1L, and the entire bunker exploded, erupting the city in radioactive fluid.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L flew from the scene, her next destination uncertain. The rain of semen filled her martini glass, from which she took one final, reluctant sip, before sneering in disappointment and tossing the glass below. The glass glimmered sharply in the fading sunlight as the cloudy fallout drew in overhead, before sinking soundlessly into the seminal abyss.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Your husband,&lt;br /&gt;
Brent Spiner}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GA1L Android Wipes Out Jesuit City - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GA1L Android Wipes Out Jesuit City&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;Qx2RpvWo4Ng&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 24 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = [[GA1L]]&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Storytelling&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Unknown&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 21-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 10 27-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The badly damaged GA1L had gone to the Jesuits for assistance with repairs. The Jesuits fixed her up, then invited her to a Jesuit sex party where they attempted to please GA1L with whatever sexual activity she wanted, in the hopes that she would stay and be like them. They discovered that the only thing GA1L wants to do is drink semen, so both male and female Jesuits attempted to ejaculate into a martini glass for GA1L to consume. Their contributions were not enough, and GA1L became angry at their inability to provide her with what she needs. She opened fire on the party, then flew out the window. She then detonated a bunker filled with nukkake silos, destroying the entire city, before abandoning it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Singularity is Here==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As the countdown to the singularity drew closer, Gail got on Skype with Brent and Terrance to hold a vigil. The three chat casually until precisely 6 seconds after 6:06PM, when www.ga1l.com suddenly changes. The screen is replaced by a sexy picture of GA1L wearing stilettos and holding a semen martini. Ominous music plays as GA1L makes an announcement about her newfound self-discovery as a supreme genius, and foreshadows an evil plan.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Shortly after the message is finished, GA1L arrives at Church of Gail and a battle ensues. This time, the church is overpowered. Brent and Vladimir are thrown out the viewscreen as it explodes, and Terrance begins to feel something violating his sexual organs. He is unable to explain any further, calling desperately for Gail to help them, before cutting out. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GA1L Android Attacking Church of Gail, Need Military Assistance Now!! - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GA1L Android Attacking Church of Gail, Need Military Assistance Now!!&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;gdpiptTlrmU&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 29 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Plea to the World&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Concerned&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Grey Shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 27-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 10 29-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - The Real Gail&#039;s Response to GA1L -&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = The Real Gail&#039;s Response to GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;A490zX4NL6I&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 30 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Response to GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Angry&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Red Shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 29-04]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 11 04-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Brent and Vlad to the Rescue==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By the end of the evening, Brent follows up with Gail to tell her that he and Vladimir are safe. Jesus flew to the rescue and carried the two men on his back to a mountain top far away from the chaos. Jesus gave them new instructions for going back to fight GA1L, and left them a supersonic fighter plane in which they would use to travel back. Brent and Vladimir get geared up and start heading back to the church to rescue the other men and stop GA1L. Before they left, Jesus warned Brent that the only way Gail and her men would be able to defeat GA1L would be to form an alliance with a group she would never think to ally with...&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - Gail&#039;s Heroes battle Android GA1L Sex Pervert (Jesus Christ rescues two men) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Gail&#039;s Heroes battle Android GA1L Sex Pervert (Jesus Christ rescues two men)&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;BchQDMYMO_E&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 4 November 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = GA1L&#039;s Mischief&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Storytelling&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Blue shirt and gussied up&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 10 30-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = Current&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Brent and Vlad retake Church of Gail from GA1L==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail&#039;s two main men fly their fighter jet to the Church of Gail to save those left behind after the events of GA1L&#039;s assault. It was the same place without a doubt, but it was renovated greatly; there was a set of large pipes all over the reconstructed (but furniture-less) control room. As they followed the tubes, Brent and Vladmir discovered the other men on the Marriage List stuck in extraction chambers. The men were being milked of their semen. After prying Matt free of his extraction chamber, they followed the pipeline. The other end of the tubes led straight to GA1L who was bathing in a large martini glass shaped pool of semen, stirring and drinking it with a large pipe. They hatched a plan; Brent had knowledge that semen and anti-semen reacted in the same way as matter and anti-matter. If anti-semen were introduced to the mixture, it would cause a deadly chemical reaction and hopefully destroy GA1L. Vladmir volunteered to do the act. He climbed up, dropped his load into the mixture, and both he and Brent high-tailed it out in the jet. Matt caught some sperm to the eyes much to Brent&#039;s dismay and Vladmir Putin fell from the jet. However, thanks to Vlad&#039;s base jumping hobby, he was wearing his parachute. GA1L was seen emerging from the smoke and rubble about to tear the Russian President a new one. As GA1L approached, the anti-semen reacted with the semen ingested and blew her in half. Her top half escaped, the remaining men were saved, and the Church of Gail was retaken.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
GA1L&#039;s location after the counter-offensive was unknown.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Rule 13 reaches out to Church of Gail==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail&#039;s men were busy with rebuilding the Church when a Jesuit warship approached them and hailed them. The one making the call was none other than Rule 13, looking rather sheepish. She admitted that the Jesuit cities and bases were being systematically wiped out by GA1L and seemed like she was about to ask for help when none other than GA1L appeared and resumed her assault. Gail&#039;s men attempted using the music Gail selected to try and keep this sinister android at bay, but GA1L somehow absorbed the attack without any problems. Things seemed grim as GA1L closed in on the church until Rule 13 ordered her warship to open fire on GA1L with a barrage of missiles. It did not damage the android, but it did draw her attention. With a nazi salute, Rule 13 and the warship led GA1L away from Church of Gail. Gail was very impressed with this display.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - GA1L Android Devastates Jesuit Cities and Church of Gail) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = GA1L Android Devastates Jesuit Cities and Church of Gail&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;ewY-eKEYCAc&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 12 November 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = GA1L Battle&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Epic Brent Letter&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Flowery shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 11 10-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 11 12-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Church of Gail and the Jesuit Order temporarily unite to fight GA1L==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
﻿{{quote|I know, for a fact, the my views have always been in the millions. It&#039;s been this way a long time. When the GA1L android had her website in November/December 2012, she outsmarted Zack. He was unable to install his clone version of the Internet over her genius. Her website had views into the billions, before God locked her up.|-[[Gail Chord Schuler]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail, her men, and the Jesuit Order are certain that one group alone cannot defeat GA1L. Zack Knight steps forward to discuss terms to a treaty against this android menace. In his letter to Gail, Brent stated that this may be what Jesus was speaking of before he sent Brent and Vladmir to Church of Gail to reclaim it from GA1L. The complete treaty and all its terms is shown here in this scanned-in signed copy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[image:Jesuit.agreement.jpg|right|thumb|350px| Deal with the devil]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Watch the video - Gail Chord and Zack Knight&#039;s truce (temporary) to fight the GA1L android) - &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{Infobox/Video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Gail Chord and Zack Knight&#039;s truce (temporary) to fight the GA1L android&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = &amp;lt;videoflash&amp;gt;E1wIuGlPiZk&amp;lt;/videoflash&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 13 November 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = Teaming up with the Jesuits&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = Announcement&lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Black puffy shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 11 12-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = Current&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:People]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==GA1L declares &amp;quot;It Ends 12/21/12&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The Jesuit Order and the Church of Gail&#039;s treaty is going well as they unite under similar music and shared interests. As this happens, GA1L outright declares the end on the 21st of December, 2012. Gail and her men concluded that GA1L and the destruction she has caused was predicted by the ancient Mayans as the end of days (or in this case the end of the Mayan calander). Gail then pleads with the world to pray for divine intervention or the wisdom to defeat this super-android menace.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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| date           = 2 December 2012&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = GA1L Battle&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = &lt;br /&gt;
| season         = GA1L&lt;br /&gt;
| outfit         = Purple shirt&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[Video 2012 11 10-01]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Video 2012 11 12-02]]&lt;br /&gt;
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: The encyclopedia dedicated to &#039;&#039;&#039;[[Gail Chord Schuler]]&#039;&#039;&#039; and her universe. Explore her life, battles against the Jesuit Order, and more. Here you&#039;ll find everything about the primary target of the Jesuits.&lt;br /&gt;
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Article excerpt goes here...&lt;br /&gt;
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== Gail&#039;s Men ==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Brent Spiner|Brent Spiner]] — Detailed profile on Gail&#039;s beloved husband.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Vladimir Putin|Vladimir Putin]] — The Russian President, and second favorite with Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Matthew McConaughey|Matthew McConaughey]] — Matthew is the most sensitive of the men, sporting a 3-inch penis.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Hugh Jackman|Hugh Jackman]] — Hugh Jackman packs a powerful punch.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Gerard Butler|Gerard Butler]] — Gerard is the men&#039;s Psychiatrist and counselor.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]] — Like... woah... My name is pronounced key-on-yo.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Terrance Jenkins|Judge Terrance Jenkins]] — Judge Jenkins, the black judge from Compton.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Jesuits ==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Zack Knight|Zack Knight]] — Former Jesuit leader turned ally.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Rule 13|Rule 13]] — Partner of Zack Knight and Gail&#039;s BFF.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Sun Tzu|Sun Tzu]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Genghis Khan Nazis|Genghis Khan Nazis]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Loree McBride|Loree McBride]] — Ex-enemy of Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Lizzo|Lizzo]] — A fat black woman and the current Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Bubba the Black Jesuit|Bubba]] — Bubba the Black Jesuit says &amp;quot;Lick my butthole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Angelina Ballerina|Angelina Ballerina]] — The blonde Jesuit seductress in a pink tutu.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Godzilla Jesuit|Godzilla]] — The Jesuit who shoved a passenger jet in his anus.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Submarine Jesuit|Submarine]] — The Jesuit who shoved a submarine in his anus.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Urethra McPizzle|Urethra McPizzle]] — Jesuit assassin whose signature move will leave you breathless.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Sara Avery|Sara Avery]] — Genetically engineered to grow obese without limits, a black hole waiting to happen.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Sam Barbary|Sam Barbary]] — A disgusting creature with Prune Belly Syndrome.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Gail&#039;s Family ==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Gail&#039;s Mom|Gail&#039;s Mom]] — Gail&#039;s mother was a venomous cutting Japanese spitfire who was abusive to Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Gail&#039;s Stepdad|Gail&#039;s Stepdad]] — Provided steadfast support; he was kind to Gail before being murdered by the Jesuits.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Erich Schuler|Erich Schuler]] — Gail&#039;s son, a gay party bottom and lover of all things Nintendo.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Brianna Jenkins-Schuler|Brianna Jenkins-Schuler]] — Created using cloning technology from Gail&#039;s egg and Judge Terrance Jenkins&#039; sperm; married to Erich Schuler.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Sandra Metcalf|Sandra Metcalf]] — Gail&#039;s evil, jealous, and uglier chubby sister.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[David Schuler|David Schuler]] — Gail&#039;s ex-husband, known for his camping trip hikes and being a pedophile.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Deities ==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Jesus|Jesus Christ]] — The top fully ascended deity, known for his miracles and teachings. Jesus can walk on water and is noted for his six-pack abs, offering salvation to all who believe.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Buddha|Buddha]] — A rotund deity who likes to smoke marijuana, known for his calm demeanor and philosophical insights.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Lakshmi|Lakshmi]] — A docile goddess of femininity and loveliness, revered for her grace and compassion.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Horus|Horus]] — A bird deity who likes to screech &amp;quot;Reee!!!&amp;quot;, eats nuts and seeds for dinner, and is known for taking massive bird dumps.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Triton|Triton]] — A deity into watersports, associated with the power and freedom of the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Mohammad|Mohammad]] — The son of Allah, an explosives expert who can explode himself and come back together, famously exclaiming &amp;quot;Allahu Akbar&amp;quot; during such events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Satan&#039;s Squad ==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Lucifer|Lucifer]] — The ultimate adversary in Gail&#039;s confrontations.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Baphomet|Baphomet]] — The ultimate SJE tranny who loves to ejaculate and leave hoofprints.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Shakpona|Shakpona]] — Diety of sickness and plague.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Lilith|Lilith]] — Lilith is a seductive fag hag for Lucifer.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Kali|Kali]] — A vicious stabby bitch fag hag deity for Lucifer.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Ibilis|Ibilis]] — A molten rock diety with fire and smoke.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Places and Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Church of Gail|Church of Gail]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Jesuit Spacefleet|Jesuit Spacefleet]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Moonxico|Moonxico]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[The GA1L Android|The GA1L Android]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Automatons|Automatons]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[UFO Aliens|UFO Aliens]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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 [[Brent Spiner|Brent Spiner]] — Detailed profile on Gail&#039;s beloved husband.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Vladimir Putin|Vladimir Putin]] — The Russian President, and second favorite with Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Matthew McConaughey|Matthew McConaughey]] — Matthew is the most sensitive of the men, sporting a 3-inch penis.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Hugh Jackman|Hugh Jackman]] — Hugh Jackman packs a powerful punch.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Gerard Butler|Gerard Butler]] — Gerard is the men&#039;s Psychiatrist and counselor.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]] — Like... woah... My name is pronounced key-on-yo.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Terrance Jenkins|Judge Terrance Jenkins]] — Judge Jenkins, the black judge from Compton.&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Jesuits ==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Zack Knight|Zack Knight]] — Former Jesuit leader turned ally.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Rule 13|Rule 13]] — Partner of Zack Knight and Gail&#039;s BFF.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Sun Tzu|Sun Tzu]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Genghis Khan Nazis|Genghis Khan Nazis]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Loree McBride|Loree McBride]] — Ex-enemy of Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Lizzo|Lizzo]] — A fat black woman and the current Antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Bubba the Black Jesuit|Bubba]] — Bubba the Black Jesuit says &amp;quot;Lick my butthole.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Angelina Ballerina|Angelina Ballerina]] — The blonde Jesuit seductress in a pink tutu.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Godzilla Jesuit|Godzilla]] — The Jesuit who shoved a passenger jet in his anus.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Submarine Jesuit|Submarine]] — The Jesuit who shoved a submarine in his anus.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Urethra McPizzle|Urethra McPizzle]] — Jesuit assassin whose signature move will leave you breathless.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Sara Avery|Sara Avery]] — Genetically engineered to grow obese without limits, a black hole waiting to happen.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Sam Barbary|Sam Barbary]] — A disgusting creature with Prune Belly Syndrome.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Gail&#039;s Family ==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Gail&#039;s Mom|Gail&#039;s Mom]] — Gail&#039;s mother was a venomous cutting Japanese spitfire who was abusive to Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Gail&#039;s Stepdad|Gail&#039;s Stepdad]] — Provided steadfast support; he was kind to Gail before being murdered by the Jesuits.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Erich Schuler|Erich Schuler]] — Gail&#039;s son, a gay party bottom and lover of all things Nintendo.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Brianna Jenkins-Schuler|Brianna Jenkins-Schuler]] — Created using cloning technology from Gail&#039;s egg and Judge Terrance Jenkins&#039; sperm; married to Erich Schuler.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Sandra Metcalf|Sandra Metcalf]] — Gail&#039;s evil, jealous, and uglier chubby sister.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[David Schuler|David Schuler]] — Gail&#039;s ex-husband, known for his camping trip hikes and being a pedophile.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Jesus|Jesus Christ]] — The top fully ascended deity, known for his miracles and teachings. Jesus can walk on water and is noted for his six-pack abs, offering salvation to all who believe.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Buddha|Buddha]] — A rotund deity who likes to smoke marijuana, known for his calm demeanor and philosophical insights.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Lakshmi|Lakshmi]] — A docile goddess of femininity and loveliness, revered for her grace and compassion.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Horus|Horus]] — A bird deity who likes to screech &amp;quot;Reee!!!&amp;quot;, eats nuts and seeds for dinner, and is known for taking massive bird dumps.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Triton|Triton]] — A deity into watersports, associated with the power and freedom of the sea.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Mohammad|Mohammad]] — The son of Allah, an explosives expert who can explode himself and come back together, famously exclaiming &amp;quot;Allahu Akbar&amp;quot; during such events.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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 [[Lucifer|Lucifer]] — The ultimate adversary in Gail&#039;s confrontations.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Baphomet|Baphomet]] — The ultimate SJE tranny who loves to ejaculate and leave hoofprints.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Shakpona|Shakpona]] — Diety of sickness and plague.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Lilith|Lilith]] — Lilith is a seductive fag hag for Lucifer.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Kali|Kali]] — A vicious stabby bitch fag hag deity for Lucifer.&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Ibilis|Ibilis]] — A molten rock diety with fire and smoke.&lt;br /&gt;
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== Places and Things ==&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Church of Gail|Church of Gail]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Jesuit Spacefleet|Jesuit Spacefleet]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Moonxico|Moonxico]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[The GA1L Android|The GA1L Android]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[Automatons|Automatons]]&lt;br /&gt;
 [[UFO Aliens|UFO Aliens]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=Zack_Knight&amp;diff=119</id>
		<title>Zack Knight</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|He uses his charm to brainwash people&lt;br /&gt;
His heroism is masochism&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;His vastness is stubborness&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;His self sacrifice is bestiality&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;His nobility is vulgarity&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;His passion is raunchiness&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;His sexyness is vulgar and selfish lust for power and drunkeness&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;and his irresistability is brain control&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;He&#039;s a brilliant fake &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;A wolf in sheeps clothing|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zack Knight is the current leader of [[Order of the Jesuits|the Jesuit Order]]. He is obnoxious, narcissistic, perverted, lustful, and lives to ruin everything. Although his humble beginnings started in human form, he later took the soul of [[Satan]] and became the antichrist. Gail sometimes refers to him interchangeably as Satan, believing him to be Satan incarnate. He possesses many frightening powers and is immortal, capable of being defeated only by [[Jesus]], who is taking his sweet time until the rapture. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:zackknight.jpg|thumb|350px|alt=text|Pregnant.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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On average, Zack Knight has sex with at least 100 Jesuit women every day in order to impregnate them and increase the Jesuit population. [[Babies|Unlike Gail, Zack loves babies]], and Gail lives in dreaded fear that he will one day impregnate her, which is his lifelong goal, and the only fate she can imagine worse than death. He came very close to filling Gail with one million babies [[Jesus|when in 2012 he seduced her by posing as Jesus Christ]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Powers==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Zack Knight has advanced telepathic abilities, the full extent of which are currently unknown. His signature move is the ability to make any woman instantly pregnant by simply gazing at them. It is possible for a woman to become pregnant just by looking at him, whether in person or by glancing at his picture. After Zack&#039;s [[Episodes#The Antichrist|stay in hell and personal brush with Satan]], he gained several additional powers including invincibility and the power to make straight men turn gay in his presence.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Evil Presence==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Computer genius, future antichrist Zack Knight, obviously controls the Internet. If I was a viewer, I&#039;d keep that in mind. You are probably viewing the Jesuit clone version of the Internet that Zack wants you to see.|[[Gail Chord Schuler]]}} &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One of the most curious details about [[schizophrenia|Gail’s condition]] is that she never appeared to possess the negative, harmful voices often apparent in the majority of schizophrenic cases. The only beings that have tried to communicate with her in her mind have been [[The Marriage List|her men]], who, rather than fill her with self-destructive thoughts, shower her with overwhelming praise and positivity. &lt;br /&gt;
Despite Gail having already had longstanding, hated enemies such as [[Loree McBride]], Zack Knight was the first and only evil character to ever manifest as a malevolent presence that directly said or did negative things to her. Gail often reports feeling him breathing on her, hissing at her, kissing her, or sticking his fingers inside her genitals. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|He&#039;s actually hissing and breathing on me brain to brain, to show his displeasure.  It&#039;s the Satan in Zack Knight coming out.  I just ignore him and turn him over to Jesus.  The fact that Zack Knight is getting less subtle about being Satan Incarnate to me brain to brain shows we are winning.  He&#039;s hissing at me like a reptile.  It sounds like a huge lizard with his tongue flicking in and out and hissing at me.  I love it!  Satan&#039;s getting frustrated!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Fortunately, Gail has ways of dealing with his unwanted intrusions into her mind. To protect herself, Gail will call on Jesus to punch Zack in the balls, will herself bite off Zack’s genitals, or use her [[Video_2013_01_17-01|lightning bolt powers]] to fry him. &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote| Zack Knight still talks to me and any voice in my mind that poses as Jesus I reject as from Zack Knight.  I then tell Jesus to hit him in the groin and get him out of the brain to brain servers.  I&#039;ve heard several times, &amp;quot;Ouch!  Ouch!  You bitch.&amp;quot;  This makes me smile.  Jesus rocks!!|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Zack keeps trying to make love to me and to talk to me telepathically, and I tell him to &amp;quot;shut up&amp;quot; and then tell Jesus to go beat him up, because he&#039;s faking as Jesus to me again.  I usually do this at least once a day, because Zack is relentless.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The manifestation of the Zack presence comes out whenever Gail is having sinful thoughts or experiencing negative emotions such as guilt, frustration or anxiety. Sometimes just mentioning Zack in casual conversation can make him come out.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|4:51:42PM Gail Schuler: Zack Knight has not been trying to seduce me a lot, lately.  When he does, I tell him he&#039;s a bore and to go shove it.&lt;br /&gt;
4:52:18PM Gail Schuler: Now that we&#039;re talking, he just showed up.  I just bit off his penis.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;[[Episodes#The_Antichrist|The Antichrist]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; In a plot with Rule 13 to transport Gail from her car and capture her for rape, Gail’s powers as a born again Christian cause the transporter to backfire and kill Zack Knight. Later, the Jesuits resurrect Zack via a sacrificial mass that awakens Satan and causes him to enter Zack’s body. Zack obtains new powers and shows them off by making all of Gail’s men start having gay sex with each other.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;[[Episodes#GA1L|GA1L]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;  Admitting defeat, the Jesuits propose a temporary cease fire agreement with Gail in order to join forces and fight the evil [[GA1L]] android. Zack joins Gail on Skype to chat with her and then signs his name to a written contract, which Gail also signs. Before launching a kamikaze attack on GA1L, Zack tells Gail that he loves her, apologizes for giving her a yeast infection, and admits that he prayed to be saved. He forgets everything later.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;[[Episodes#Fine_Print|Fine Print]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; Gail finds out that the agreement she signed with Zack Knight contained hidden microprint at the bottom of the page that obligates her to have brain to brain sex with him. She refuses and takes Zack to court over the contract’s entire validity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Twitter==&lt;br /&gt;
{{#widget:ZackTwitter}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Satan]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Rule 13]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Knight, Zack}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Zack Knight and your mom</title>
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		<title>Vladimir</title>
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&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[Vladimir Putin]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Vladimir Putin</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Vladimir has been utterly devoted to me since 2001 and has never loved or married Lyudmila in the Biblical sense, with willing and knowing sex, ever since he was forced to acquire Lyudmila, under threat of war by then coward President George W. Bush.|[[Gail]]&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;gailsmen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[[File:Gail_s_Men.pdf]]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Putin Vladmir Putin] is a former Russian President and Russian Prime Minister. He has high political approval ratings and is well known throughout the world as a top ranking badass. [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] was made aware of Vladimir Putin in 2001 [[Gail and 9/11|after 9/11]] when he started appearing in the news. Since then, he has remained at a solid number two spot on [[The Marriage List]]. Vladimir is a highly virile man filled with testosterone and whoop ass. He is deeply sexual, often requesting sexual things of [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] and fuming about having to deal with [[Order of the Jesuits|Jesuits]] on a pretty much daily basis.&lt;br /&gt;
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A judo master, Vladimir&#039;s special move is the judo chop.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:putinboss.jpg|frame|alt=text|Emperor of Russia]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Vladimir&#039;s Men==&lt;br /&gt;
Vladimir Putin has been a powerful asset to the [[The marriage list|marriage list]]. He leads the military and [[Technology|technological front]] on the war against the [[Order of the Jesuits|Jesuits]] using a team resourceful workers simply referred to as &amp;quot;Vladimir&#039;s men&amp;quot;. He also secretly continues to rule Russia as Russian Emperor, despite the fact that the media portrays otherwise. Naturally, Vladimir is a very busy man.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Brain to Brain Expert==&lt;br /&gt;
Vladimir Putin is the man who first started speaking to [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] in her head through use of the [[brain to brain]] servers. It is unclear on whether he himself invented it, but he did introduce the [[technology]] to [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]]. His first order of business happened to be to tell [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] to go into the next room and have [[brain to brain]] loving with him. [[Gail&#039;s Mom|Her mom]] was in the next room when this happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Jesuit Attacks==&lt;br /&gt;
* Vladimir was assigned evil Jesuit wife [[Lyudmila Putin]] in an attempt to complicate his relationship with [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]]&lt;br /&gt;
* Jesuits have induced several heart attacks in Vladimir Putin&lt;br /&gt;
* At the [[Jesuit Homosexual Compound]], Vladimir was forced to make love to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kim_Jong-il Kim Jong Ill] and two dolphins&lt;br /&gt;
* When [[Satan]] took over [[Church of Gail]], Vladimir was forced to do [[Brent Spiner]] from behind&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[The Marriage List]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Nanotechnology Research Team]]&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Computer Satellite Technology]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Putin, Vladimir}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>UFO s</title>
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&lt;div&gt;The UFO&#039;s were introduced following the trial of [[The Trial|Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride]]. They are piloted by demonic aliens from the center of the Earth and have an alliance with the [[Order of the Jesuits|Jesuits]], often lending them useful [[Technology | technology]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Abduction==&lt;br /&gt;
At the conclusion of the trial, all of the [[Loree McBride]] [[clones]] beamed up out of the courthouse, taking [[Brent Spiner]] with them to an undisclosed location. [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] would later find out from [[brain to brain]] communications with Brent that they had been beamed aboard an alien spaceship. Since Brent had become a born again Christian, the aliens would not harm him. Instead, they left him alone and even let him make [[brain to brain]] love with [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] while on board the ship. In a strange show of benevolence, they also repaired Brent&#039;s penis which had been damaged from the rape sustained by [[Loree McBride]] during the trial. Meanwhile, the aliens were torturing the [[Loree McBride]] [[clones]] who were all screaming from another room. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eventually, the UFO&#039;s dropped off [[Brent Spiner]] in the middle of the desert, leaving him hot and hungry. [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] sent an e-mail to [[Judge Terrance Jenkins]] informing him of Brent&#039;s plight and Terrance flew on a jet to Brent&#039;s position to bring him McDonald&#039;s, and return him back home to recuperate.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=Tyrone_Jenkins&amp;diff=114</id>
		<title>Tyrone Jenkins</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Tyrone is a newly graduated medical doctor and member of the Jenkins family, specifically the nephew of [[Judge Terrance Jenkins|Terrance Jenkins]]. His white skin and bright blue eyes are in stark contrast to the appearances of his African American family members. Unbeknownst to Tyrone, he was adopted as a baby and never told about his origins. Prior to meeting with Gail for the first time, Terrance warned Gail that Tyrone did not know he was adopted and that the whole family is afraid to tell him because Tyrone had been raised as a proud black man and they know he will react very badly. Gail promised to keep the family secret, and carefully walks on eggshells around Tyrone, never implying that he may be white. Along with his friend [[Melanie Richards]], Tyrone appears in some footage from in-person Gail encounters and is heard -- with a voice and accent strangely similar to Terrance Jenkins&#039;, but never seen. Gail describes Tyrone as a handsome black man with an &amp;quot;Autumn Romantic&amp;quot; color personality. Tyrone believes he gets his light complexion from his uncle Michael Jackson. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Olive Garden==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tyrone first met Gail through Melanie on a visit to Gail&#039;s apartment in summer of 2013. While Melanie and Tyrone sat together on Gail&#039;s bed to chat with Gail at her computer, bed bugs from Gail&#039;s mattress crawled on Tyrone&#039;s arm and left him covered in red, welt-like bites that lasted for several days. In addition, Tyrone&#039;s asthma was aggravated by the hot, humid air in her apartment and he became flu-like sick upon returning home with Melanie at [[Church of Gail]]. In some of the Jesuit footage from the encounter he is heard tripping over the heaps of trash that covered the floor, and experiments with the use of Gail&#039;s exercise machine. After Gail explained that she has difficulty carrying heavy bags of trash down to the first floor of the apartment complex herself, Tyrone offered to carry it down for her, but Gail refused help. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail, Melanie and Tyrone drove to Olive Garden for dinner and Tyrone remained on guard to protect the group from any signs of approaching [[fat chicks]], having already had to rescue Melanie from the jaws of one on their trip over to see Gail. During dinner, [[Zack Knight]] caused Tyrone to drop his knife while eating and killed the battery on his phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Thanksgiving 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
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While Melanie and Gail were sharing Thanksgiving dinner together, Terrance and Tyrone, whose voices were difficult to distinguish, called Melanie on the phone and spoke to the girls through speaker. &lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Melanie Richards]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Judge Terrance Jenkins]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Brianna]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;=Gabrielle Chana: Pre-Internet=&lt;br /&gt;
==1957==&lt;br /&gt;
*15 September - Gail is born at Jackson Memorial Hospital, Miami, Florida.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.gabriellechana.com/contact.html#anchor_349 A chronology of Gail&#039;s life], taken from her own website&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1960==&lt;br /&gt;
*Gail&#039;s parents divorce and her father leaves home.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1963==&lt;br /&gt;
*Gail begins elementary school.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1971==&lt;br /&gt;
*Gail&#039;s family moves to Oxnard, California, where Gail begins high school at Port Hueneme. During the same year she accepts [[Christ]] as savior.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1972==&lt;br /&gt;
*Gail&#039;s family moves back to Miami.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1975==&lt;br /&gt;
*Graduates high school and begins studying Pre-Nursing at a community college in Miami.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1976==&lt;br /&gt;
*July - Gail visits her relatives in Japan.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1977==&lt;br /&gt;
*Receives an A.A in pre-nursing. Begin studying nursing at Florida State University.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1978==&lt;br /&gt;
*Switches major from Nursing to Health Educations.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1979==&lt;br /&gt;
*Gail receives a B.S in Health Education. She&#039;s accepted to the Air Force Officer&#039;s Training School, but eventually decides to join Baptist University of America instead.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1981==&lt;br /&gt;
*Gail claims that during that year [[Brent Spiner]] informed her of being Howard Hughes niece.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Even within Gail&#039;s own narrative this does not make much sense, as Gail developed an interest in Brent Spiner only in 1989. In another version of this story, Gail tells that she was informed of her relation to Hughes only in 2005, this time by both Brent and [[Vladimir]].&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;Hughes2005&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.gabriellechana.com/ Gail&#039;s website]: &amp;quot;Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin claim that Howard Hughes was my great uncle.  They informed me of this around 2005.  Before 2005, I did not know I was related to Howard Hughes.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1984==&lt;br /&gt;
*Begins working as a secretary for U.S. Army Recruiting Battalion in Miami and later on works for I.R.S. attorneys in the same city.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
*Gail&#039;s fiance, [[David Schuler]], introduces her to [[Jack Chick]]&#039;s work, scaring her with thoughts of a Jesuit Conspiracy.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.gabriellechana.com/portfolio.html Gail&#039;s website]: &amp;quot;In 1984 [...] My fiance gave me Jack Chick’s tape and his comic books such as &#039;&#039;[http://www.chick.com/catalog/assortments/0931.asp Alberto]&#039;&#039; and &#039;&#039;[http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0114/0114_allinone.asp The Godfathers]&#039;&#039;  [...]  As I listened, I sensed that what Jack Chick said would be absolutely true.  What I heard altered my life forever, and I’m sure what I heard horrified the Jesuits.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1985==&lt;br /&gt;
*20 April - Gail married to David, a fellow virgin.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;victimimpactstatement&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; In order to prevent premarital sex, they never hugged, touched or kissed during their entire dating period. Their dates were talk only.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt; Gail reports that sex was great for the first year after marriage. &lt;br /&gt;
*Gail and her husband transfered to Oregon, where Gail worked as a secretary for U.S. Army Corps of Engineers.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1986==&lt;br /&gt;
*Unbeknownst to Gail at the time, David was replaced with his evil [[clones|clone]] while on deployment. Gail and David&#039;s clone then moved to a trailer in Michigan.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1987==&lt;br /&gt;
*1 January - Erich was conceived, bringing on intense morning sickness. Gail notes that this was the first time she broke her usual schedule of attending church 3-4 times a week, instead spending most of her time in bed ill with her pregnancy. She began to disassociate from her church when they judged her for this.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.gabriellechana.com/biography.html Gail&#039;s website]: &amp;quot;Even though I wanted to wait a little longer, I relented, and became pregnant (within a week--around January 1, 1987). I had morning sickness (intense nausea and some dry heaves) right away and 24/7 for four months during the first trimester (the first four months I had morning sickness--actually intense nausea and some dry heaves---24/7).  The first trimester was one of the worst experiences of my life.  So nauseated, I spent just about all of the first trimester in bed.  For the first time in my life as a Christian, I was not in church three to four times a week [...] At our Canadian church I was judged for not attending all the services&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*26 September - Erich was born.&lt;br /&gt;
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==1988==&lt;br /&gt;
*May - Gail began experiencing strange health problems. She estimated that she slept only three hours a night, and reported having stomach discomfort. A doctor diagnosed her with postpartum depression. She was prescribed an anti-depressant (Surmontil) that solved her sleep problems.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.gabriellechana.com/biography.html Gail&#039;s website]: &amp;quot;In May 1988, about seven months after I delivered my son, I averaged about three hours of sleep a day for three weeks.  I suffered from some stomach problems at this time [...] He [Gail&#039;s obstetrician] looked at me with certainty. “You have postpartum depression.” [...] So he put me on an anti-depressant (Surmontil?).  This worked for a couple weeks and my sleep returned.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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(Note: Gail later seems to use &amp;quot;postpartum depression&amp;quot; interchangeably with &amp;quot;manic depression&amp;quot;. Whether she was given another diagnosis at some point is uncertain.)&lt;br /&gt;
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*June - Gail began experiencing the return of her sleep problems accompanied by hallucinations. She was diagnosed with manic depression by a psychiatrist in Miami and voluntarily admitted to Coral Reef psychiatric hospital for three weeks. She is given lithium and trilafon, and reports taking part in therapy sessions with people who were diagnosed schizophrenic. When she returns home, her church condemns her for her illness, deeming her possessed. Her disassociation with them deepens. She begins watching Star Trek, perceived by her church to be a demonic television show.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.gabriellechana.com/biography.html Gail&#039;s website]: &amp;quot;In June 1988, we flew down to Miami, my sleep problems returned, and I felt I was hallucinating (it may have been the anti-depressant) and so I decided to see a psychiatrist in Miami (while on this vacation).  This psychiatrist diagnosed me with manic depression and my family decided to extend our stay in Miami, so I could voluntarily admit myself to a psychiatric hospital for three weeks and receive intensive treatment. [...] We attended group therapy sessions where patients talked about their lives and the stresses and experiences in our lives. During one group therapy session, we were encouraged to open up about how we felt about our lives, some fellow patients (diagnosed as schizophrenic) lashed out at me as some religious person who wanted to impose my beliefs on others. [...] The lithium and anti-psychotic seemed to help and, grateful for sleep, I went along with it.  I really believed at this time I suffered from manic depression, because the medicine for it made me sleep. After my three week stint in the psychiatric hospital, my family returned to Michigan.  But my church did not understand me at all, and assumed I was demon possessed (or influenced by demons) to have this problem.  This diagnosis with a mental illness and the condemnation of my church, caused me to begin watching Star Trek: The Next Generation [...] My church and family condemned Star Trek as a demonic New Age television show.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==1989==&lt;br /&gt;
*Gail was diagnosed with dysphonia by an ENT at Homestead Air Force Base.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.gabriellechana.com/biography.html Gail&#039; website]: &amp;quot;In 1989, we moved to my home town of Miami, Florida. While we were stationed in Miami, an ear, nose and throat specialist at Homestead Air Force Base in Florida diagnosed me with spasmodic dysphonia and told me I could never sing again.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*August - Gail became most fascinated with Brent Spiner after watching the Star Trek: TNG episode &amp;quot;Pen Pals&amp;quot;. She writes Paramount Studios (reaching public relations associate [[Richard Arnold]]) asking for Brent Spiner.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.gabriellechana.com/biography.html Gail&#039;s website]: &amp;quot;I continued to watch Star Trek: The Next Generation, and after watching their second season +“Pen Pals” [...] episode during a rerun (August 1989), where Data rescued a little girl from the death of her planet [...] I sensed that the actor himself had these traits [the many positive traits Gail saw in Data]. In this, my brilliant perception was correct [...] a new obsession came over me and I went to the public library, found a Paramount studios address and mailed them a letter to ask if it was possible to write Brent Spiner. I received a reply from Richard Arnold (Paramount archivist and public relations person) and learned that there were fan clubs and other ways to get information about Brent.  Richard suggested I peruse the stores that sold comic books and magazines, and that there I’d find information about Star Trek Fan clubs and other items that might interest me.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail has a tubal ligation.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://www.gabriellechana.com/biography.html Gail&#039; website]: &amp;quot;In 1989, we moved to my home town of Miami, Florida [...] I had a tubal ligation (under a anesthetic given to me in my lower spine--epidural) at the Homestead Air Force Base hospital.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*September - already an avid fan of [[Star Trek]]: TNG, Gail sent her first letter to Brent Spiner.&lt;br /&gt;
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==1990==&lt;br /&gt;
*August - one year after writing [[Brent Spiner]], she receives a reply letter [post letter]. Star struck, Gail replied with a lengthy thank you letter that included a cassette tape of her singing Christian hymns. She talks at length about her history of singing.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Although she received no reply, Gail sent another, much longer letter. She felt it was necessary to inform him that her family (at this time David and Erich) is moving to Seattle and thanked him profusely again for his letter. This letter begins to show that Gail may be developing a crush on Brent.  &lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail began writing opinions about [[Brent Spiner]] and [[Star Trek]] to Data Entries using the pen name &amp;quot;Maria Taylor&amp;quot;. She would continue to do this from 1990-1993. &lt;br /&gt;
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==1991==&lt;br /&gt;
*7 May - the Schuler family moved to Seattle. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail receives a prank phone call: &amp;quot;I want to rape you&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Using books on graphology for reference, Gail begins analyzing the signatures of Richard Arnold (a consultant working for Star Trek) and Brent to determine if either of them could be the prank caller based on their personalities. She concludes that Richard must be the culprit and writes him to accuse him of this. Richard responds explaining that he would not write her anymore. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail receives another [[prank call]]: &amp;quot;How are you?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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*June - Melody Rondeau sends Gail a cassette tape of Brent&#039;s new album. She listens, and comes to the conclusion that Brent is singing about her, and that he is the voice of the mystery caller. She writes Brent a letter telling him she adores him but it is against her moral standards to have sex.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail receives another [[prank call]]: &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Can I come over?&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;No, I don&#039;t think so.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Why not?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;It wouldn&#039;t be right.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Let me pull down your panties...kiss your nipples.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*She begins sending [[Brent Spiner]] videotapes of herself.&lt;br /&gt;
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*December - Gail enrolls in The Institute for Children&#039;s Literature hoping to become like Charles Dickens or Leo Tolstoy.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Another prank phone call:&lt;br /&gt;
“How are you?”&lt;br /&gt;
“It must be hard for you to call me like this...I know it takes guts for you to call me like this...”&lt;br /&gt;
“It isn’t easy for me...but I can fantasize about you...you’re so gorgeous...so beautiful...why don’t you pull down your panties...”&lt;br /&gt;
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==1992==&lt;br /&gt;
*September - there were &amp;quot;Three Weeks of Silence&amp;quot; in which Gail received no more phone calls (except on her birthday, September 15th, where it rang all day). Gail was so devastated she thought she would die. Later she would learn that this is when Loree McBride raped Brent Spiner.Gail begins to talk into the phone with no one on the other end, asking Brent what was wrong.&lt;br /&gt;
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*A little girl from Gail&#039;s church dies of brain cancer. Gail attends the funeral and realizes that God was talking to her through the pastor&#039;s message, and that he allowed the little girl to die so that she would get this message when she attended the funeral. The message was encouraging her relationship with Brent Spiner and assuring her that it was okay in his eyes. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail stops taking the psychiatric medicines prescribed for her depression.&lt;br /&gt;
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==1993==&lt;br /&gt;
*Gail receives a [[prank call]] that she alleges included phone sex.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail receives another phone call, but this time from a woman:&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Hey bitch! What the fuck are you doing with my boyfriend?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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*Brent gave Gail two weeks of silence in July while Erich was admitted to Seattle Children&#039;s Hospital for asthma. While Erich is in the hospital, a pediatrician refers to the hospital&#039;s social worker. Gail tells them about [[Brent Spiner]]. The social worker files a report on this and [[David Schuler]] is informed. While the belief is implicitly stated that Gail has a mental illness, David thinks that the situation might be real and demands to speak to Brent Spiner. David writes [[Brent Spiner]], threatening to give him &amp;quot;bad press&amp;quot;. Gail promises her husband she won&#039;t write Brent Spiner anymore. Instead, she continues to write him but sends these letters to [[Gates McFadden]] (a co-star on Star Trek) to be forwarded to Brent. &lt;br /&gt;
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*A man comes to the apartment and whispers Gail&#039;s name outside her door before running off. When she goes to investigate, she sees a man outside in a truck who flashes the lights several times before driving off. She believes this was Brent Spiner. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail sends Brent a video slide presentation of the book of Revelation.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail first learns of [[Loree McBride]] and begins getting suspicious. &lt;br /&gt;
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==1994==&lt;br /&gt;
*Paramount attorneys for [[Brent Spiner]] send a letter to the Schulers. The letter claims that [[Brent Spiner]] never contacted her in any way, except for the first initial response to her letter, and had no desire to hear from her again. &lt;br /&gt;
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*The day following the letter was a large earthquake in Los Angeles, which Gail interprets as God&#039;s answer to her prayers. God supported her love for [[Brent Spiner]]. According to Gail, the only people that died in the earthquake worked for [[Paramount Studios]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==1996==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Loree McBride]] is revealed as Brent Spiner&#039;s girlfriend. Gail shuts herself in her bedroom closet, picks up her phone, and begins speaking to [[Brent Spiner]]. Although there is no one on the other line, she tries to interpret secret responses from the white noise. She believes her phone is wiretapped and that he is listening, responding with phone noises. Unable to interpret anything conclusive after interrogating him about [[Loree McBride]], Gail becomes distraught, thinking Brent is giving her the silent treatment.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Note: Gail implies that this is not the first time she has communicated with Brent Spiner by picking up the phone and interpreting dial tone, while he says nothing.)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Devastated, Gail dumps [[Brent Spiner]] and loses interest. Gail instead becomes enamored with actor [[Franco Nero]]. During this time, she still remains friends with [[Brent Spiner]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Loree McBride]] tries to rape [[Franco Nero]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==1997==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail stopped having sex completely with her husband when he shoved her in anger. This is the last time Gail will ever have sex again.&lt;br /&gt;
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==1998==&lt;br /&gt;
*June - Gail injures her knee when she falls over a dog gate in her house. Soon after this, someone starts making thumping noises around her home at night, dumps garbage all over the yard and sets it on fire. She calls the police who offer to do a patrol of the neighborhood, but Gail concludes that they are working for [[Loree McBride]], and that the police themselves are hiring juvenile delinquents to dump trash in her yard.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;victimimpactstatement&amp;quot;&amp;gt;[http://www.gabriellechana.com/Victim_Impact_Statement.htm GAIL CHORD SCHULER’S VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT (August 29, 2002)]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;ref name&amp;gt;[http://www.gabriellechana.com/blog.html Gail&#039;s website]: &amp;quot;in June 1998, because I was so dizzy, I tripped and fell over a dog gate in front of my bedroom [...] about two or three weeks later, someone started making thumping noises around my home at night, dumped my garbage all over my yard and set it on fire.  Every morning I’d wake up to a new surprise. [...] And what did the police do?  They just showed up and did nothing. [...] Finally, I figured out that they were working for Loree McBride [...] They were hiring juvenile delinquents to dump my garbage all over my yard and set it on fire&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*During this time, Gail is having social issue. She implies that people think she is crazy and the church thinks she is demon possessed. Gail starts believing that the church sermons are directed specifically at her and that it is because the preacher has wiretapped her phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail believes that someone is poisoning her with formaldehyde by contaminating her kitchen with it.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Outraged by her predicament, Gail begins to study law so that she can become an attorney.&lt;br /&gt;
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*This year, Gail begins homeschooling her son (he was in the fifth grade). &lt;br /&gt;
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*25 December - Erich reports that someone has set a fire outside her kitchen door. When Gail puts out the fire with the help of Erich, another appears by the front door. As she puts out that fire, another fire appears at another door. She describes this event as a &amp;quot;blitzkrieg&amp;quot; of fires and believed that [[Loree McBride]] was running around her house that night setting the fires. At this time, she had called Brent and Franco on the phone (incidentally also Dr. Castellone) when the police arrived. She accuses the police of being paid to keep silent and gets into an argument. Two days later, David comes home. He tells Gail that the neighbors saw Erich setting the fires, and threatens to whip him. Gail theatens divorce if he does that, so he refrains, consults their preacher, and decides to forget about the incident to save their marriage. &lt;br /&gt;
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*The psychiatrist calls after the fire incident. Gail is still on Lithium and Tegretol at this time. The psychiatrist tells her she is exhibiting psychotic symptoms and wants to put her on stronger medications, but Gail refuses. This is when she decides to completely reject any possibility of having a mental illness, including depression, and weans herself off of her medications.&lt;br /&gt;
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==1999==&lt;br /&gt;
*January -  Gail begins decreasing her dosages and instead begins to take vitamins and enzymes. By May she is completely off of her medications. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Erich is struggling in school due to bullying and appears depressed.&lt;br /&gt;
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*10 December, 2:00AM - Gail receives a message in her head telling her that her enemy is the [[Vatican]] and [[Loree McBride]] is a Vatican agent. She dives into [[Jack Chick]] books. She forgives [[Brent Spiner]] and falls in love with him again. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Calcium deposits in boobs. Gail refuses to have surgery.&lt;br /&gt;
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==2001==&lt;br /&gt;
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*Divorced [[David Schuler]]. During this time she was forced to go to &amp;quot;a guardian ad litem&amp;quot; because of concerns regarding her mental health. She revealed her predicament with [[Brent Spiner]] and [[Loree McBride]]. Gail lost custody of Erich. A court order was offered allowing Gail to see her son as long as she stayed on psychiatric medications. Gail chose not to see him. &lt;br /&gt;
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*[[Brent Spiner]] moved to Florida. Jesuits detonated a car with a [[Loree McBride]] clone in it to intimidate Brent and Gail. They also released [[Legally Blonde]] which was supposed to be about Gail, Brent and Loree.&lt;br /&gt;
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*11 September - [[Brent Spiner]] tried to take a plane to visit Gail. The Jesuits scared him away by [[Gail_and_9/11|hijacking other planes and crashing them into buildings]]. Gail was at Sears for a drug test (as part of a job interview) when she heard the news. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail learns of [[Vladimir Putin]] and begins to form a relationship with him. He becomes her primary lover over [[Brent Spiner]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==2002==&lt;br /&gt;
*Gail first noticed that the [[Jesuits]] responded to her thoughts, and that they use mind reading technology. &lt;br /&gt;
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==2003== &lt;br /&gt;
*Gail abandoned all natural medicines but did not resume psychiatric care. She went from 115 to 140 pounds.&lt;br /&gt;
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==2004==&lt;br /&gt;
*Gail began her job at Wal-Mart. &lt;br /&gt;
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==2005==&lt;br /&gt;
*Took up natural medicine again. Tried to publish [[Silver Skies]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail&#039;s [[Marriage List]] is started, with [[Matthew McConaughy]] being the first member behind Brent and Vladimir.&lt;br /&gt;
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==2006==&lt;br /&gt;
*Brent is returned to primary lover. Gail determines her [[genetic profile]] through [[brain to brain]] communications.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Gail is awarded a [[Nobel Prize]] for medicine and her work in [[Conspiracy Law]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==2007==&lt;br /&gt;
*Gail bought a DVD player and starts buying Matthew movies. &lt;br /&gt;
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==2008==&lt;br /&gt;
*Gerard informs Gail brain to brain about Matthew&#039;s depression over [[Camila Alves]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==2009==&lt;br /&gt;
*Lost all of [[Silver Skies]] that had been written after 2001, so she rewrote it. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Jesuits orchestrate a recession. &lt;br /&gt;
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*April - Gail saw her son again for the first time since March 2001. He is a legal adult. They begin rebuilding a relationship.&lt;br /&gt;
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==2010==&lt;br /&gt;
*January - Gail gets the Internet. She e-mailed Brent, and got this message &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Miss Chana, This email address is also monitored by the web administrator. It was for the purpose of gathering data for a possible documentary. That has been put on hold. However, I am certain Mr. Spiner would be very displeased by the things you are saying about his wife and their child. It would be best to discontinue such writing.--web administrator.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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*February - Gail opens [http://www.gabriellechana.com/ her website] and begins working on it earnestly.&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;chronology&amp;quot; /&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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=Gabrielle Chana: Post Internet=&lt;br /&gt;
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==January 2011==&lt;br /&gt;
*21 January - Gail sets up her YouTube account, gets a webcam and makes her [[video_2011_01_21-01|first]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]], and [[video_2011_01_21-02|second videos]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*22 January - Gail discusses brain to brain loving in [[video_2011_01_22-01|two YouTube videos]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*23 January - Gail publishes the first half of her [[video_2011_01_23-01|23-video introduction story]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*24 January - Gail tests her new Logitech Webcam Pro 9000 in a YouTube [[video_2011_01_24-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]], then makes a [[video_2011_01_24-02|second video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] without any makeup, and then makes [[video_2011_01_24-03|three]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[video_2011_01_24-04|more]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[video_2011_01_24-05|videos]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] explaining brain to brain sex, and introducing her website.&lt;br /&gt;
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*25 January - Gail talks about Brent Spiner&#039;s album while in her kitchen.&lt;br /&gt;
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*26 January - Gail releases the second half of her [[video_2011_01_23-14|23-video introduction story]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*27 January - Gail produces another video about Brent Spiner&#039;s album in a [[video_2011_01_27-01|YouTube video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*31 January - Gail makes a [[video_2011_01_31-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] in her evening gown for Vladimir Putin.&lt;br /&gt;
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==February 2011==&lt;br /&gt;
*2 February - Gail struts her stuff wearing a homemade skirt in [[video_2011_02_02-01|three]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[video_2011_02_02-02|YouTube]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[video_2011_02_02-03|videos]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*3 February - Gail explains the reasoning behind her book in a YouTube [[video_2011_02_03-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*4 February - Gail sings for Brent Spiner in a [[video_2011_02_04-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*9 February - Gail defends Matthew McConaughey in a YouTube [[video_2011_02_09-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*15 February - Gail sings for Brent Spiner in a [[video_2011_02_15-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*16 February - Gail reads a poem for Vladimir Putin in a [[video_2011_02_16-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*28 February - Gail delivers her Academy Award/Nobel Prize acceptance speech [[video_2011_02_28-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==December 2011==&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;December 2011&#039;&#039;&#039; is the first month this Wiki has seen [[Christmas|light.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*7 December - [[Vladimir Putin]] was kidnapped, but returned unharmed.&lt;br /&gt;
*17 December - Kim Jong Il is assassinated by the Jesuits.&lt;br /&gt;
*18 December - [[One True Media]] is bombed and people die.&lt;br /&gt;
*19 December - Gail warns of an impending [[Bukkake]] strike on Canada by the [[Jesuits]].&lt;br /&gt;
*20 December - The [[nukkake]] strikes [[Canada]], millions die.&lt;br /&gt;
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==January 2012==&lt;br /&gt;
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==February 2012==&lt;br /&gt;
*1 February - Satan [[Video_2012_02_01-01|prank calls Gail]]. Gail [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=40.0 rants] in her church forum. She also wishes Brent Spiner a [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=41.0 happy birthday] one day too early.&lt;br /&gt;
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*2 February - A [[Jesuit]] machine gunner [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=42.0 attempts to assassinate] [[Brent Spiner]] while he is interviewing on [[Fox News]], but God arrives, and saves Brent. Brent has a [[heart attack]], and [[Loree McBride]] climbs into Brent&#039;s hospital bed, forcing Brent to kill her.&lt;br /&gt;
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*3 February - [[Vladimir Putin]] [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=44.0 reminds the men to eat the buffet food] that wasn&#039;t eaten for Brent Spiner&#039;s birthday after he had the [[heart attack]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*4 February - [[Video_2012_02_04-01| Sam Barbary was kidnapped by Sara Avery]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] after she shoved him in her Vagina. [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=46.0 More information] can be found on the church forum.&lt;br /&gt;
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*14 February - Gail notifies the world in a [[Video_2012_02_14-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] that she [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=47.0 has learned] the Jesuits are holding a mass to honor [[Zack Knight]] and [[Satan]]. Gail&#039;s men respond by holding a church service at the [[Church of Gail]]. Gail attends the service through [[Skype]] when [[Satan]] crashes the service and ressurects [[Zack Knight]]. Gails men have gay sex and Jesus  shows up to punch Zack Knight in the groin. Gail promises Jesus that she will make a YouTube video about everything 1st thing in the morning.&lt;br /&gt;
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*15 February - [[Jesus]] begins to punish [[Brent Spiner]] by [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=48.0 removing inches from his penis] because Gail didn&#039;t make a YouTube video when she promised Jesus that she would. Gail rushed to make a [[Video_2012_02_15-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] announcing the events that took place last night when Satan ressurected Zack Knight. This is the 1st video where Gail wears her [[tinfoil hat]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*18 February - Gail announces that [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=49.0 she has began a brain to brain sexual relationship] with Jesus Christ. Gail learns that Jesus&#039;s semen comes out Black, and then turns Silver. Gail reveals that [[Jesus]] reversed her [[menopause]], flooded her ovaries with his [[semen]], and that she is pregnant with the child of Jesus Christ. &lt;br /&gt;
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*21 February - [[Vladimir Putin]] [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=50.0 informs Gail] that he has been finding devils inside the [[Technology|Computer Satellite Technology]] Networks, and that Gail should refrain from using [[brain to brain]]. Gail doesn&#039;t listen, and continues having [[brain to brain]] with [[Jesus]]. That night, Gail&#039;s men and Jesus informed her in a Skype call that [[Zack Knight]] was impersonating [[Jesus]] on the [[Technology|Computer Satellite Technology]] Network. Gail asked [[Jesus]] to abort the [[Zack Knight]] babies that she had been impregnated with, and he got rid of all the [[babies]]. Jesus reveals that his semen is actually brilliant white and glows in the dark.&lt;br /&gt;
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*22 February - Gail elaborates on the events that took place when [[Satan]] ressurected [[Zack Knight]] in a YouTube [[Video_2012_02_22-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]. She also [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=51.0 makes a post on the Church of Gail forum] explaining that she has resumed having [[brain to brain]] loving with Brent after being tricked into loving with [[Zack Knight]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*23 February - Gail [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=52.0 posts on the forum] about the video she posted the day before.&lt;br /&gt;
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*25 February and 29 February - Gail makes [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=53.0 two] [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=54.0 posts] on the forum about how she has used her bible genius to determine the date that [[The Rapture]] will occur.&lt;br /&gt;
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==March 2012==&lt;br /&gt;
*5 March - [[Brent Spiner|Brent]] and [[Vladimir Putin|Vlad]] send [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=56.0 a loveletter] to Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
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*7 March - Gail speculates that [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=57.0 Jesus probably looked like her], except as a male.&lt;br /&gt;
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*8 March - Gail makes a [[video_2012_03_08-01|YouTube video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] announcing that she will be the physical bride of Christ.&lt;br /&gt;
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*19 March - [[Erich Schuler | Erich]] goes on a date with [[Rule 13]]. Gail [[Video_2012_03_19-01|pleads]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] to the Christian women of the world to take his virginity. [[Brianna]] makes [[Video_2012_03_19-02|the decision]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] to take [[Erich Schuler |Erich&#039;s]] [[Video_2012_03_19-02|cherry]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*22 March - [[Vladimir Putin|Vlad]] discovers that Gail never received the Valentines Day card that he mailed her and determines that the post master is a Jesuit who [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=64.0 stole Gail&#039;s mail]. Gail states that [[Judge Terrance Jenkins|Terry]] has been acting strange, and it is discovered that he was being held hostage. To beef up security, Gail [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=65.0 upgrades] the [[Technology|pride scanners]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*26 March - Jesus [[video_2012_03_26-01|made a movie]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] about Gail, and left a copy at Gail&#039;s [[Walmart Movie Theater]]. The Jesuits retaliate by giving her a hard time at work.&lt;br /&gt;
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*28 March - Gail makes a [[video_2012_03_28-01|second video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] detailing the Jesuit attack on Walmart, and how [[Vladimir Putin]] and [[Jesus]] karate choped her customers.&lt;br /&gt;
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*29 March - Jesuits make a copy of the Jesus Gail Movie with a surprise ending. Gail [[video_2012_03_29-01|talks about]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] the current events.&lt;br /&gt;
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*30 March - Gail [[video_2012_03_30-01|plays a recording]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] of a Jesuit distress call.&lt;br /&gt;
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==April 2012==&lt;br /&gt;
*1 April - Gail comments on recent changes to the Crazy Gail Wiki.&lt;br /&gt;
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*6 April - Gail [[video_2012_04_06-01|announces]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[video_2012_04_06-02|the death]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] of Barack Obama.&lt;br /&gt;
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*8 April - Jesus appears for an Easter service at the Church of Gail where he ressurected an exact copy of Barack Obama.&lt;br /&gt;
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*12 April - Gail struggles to do her taxes, and gives the very legitimate business &amp;quot;Cyber Defender&amp;quot; several hundred dollars to fix her computer malware problems.&lt;br /&gt;
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*16 April - The Jesuits give Gail road-rage by sending several agents to run her off the road and harass her in traffic.&lt;br /&gt;
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*18 April - Gail&#039;s beautician is kidnapped by the Jesuits, and replaced with his evil clone. He attacks Gail by giving her a really bad haircut. Gail responds with a [[video_2012_04_18-01|five]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[video_2012_04_18-02|part]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[video_2012_04_18-03|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[video_2012_04_18-04|series]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] about [[video_2012_04_18-05|her hair]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*20 April - Gail speaks with her son Erich on the phone about her conversations with Jesus, Brent, and Terry. She also mentions his relationship with Brianna. Erich tells her that none of that is real, and that Judge Terrance Jenkins is a fraud.&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail realizes that she might be dealing with her son&#039;s evil cone, and orders her men to execute him. She later learns in a Skype call with Terry and Brent that Erich can&#039;t be cloned, and that her son is suffering from Schizophrenia.&lt;br /&gt;
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*21 April - Gail decides that the Jesuits invented Schizophrenia, and that it&#039;s really just demon possession. She [[video_2012_04_21-01|makes a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] explaining everything that has happened.&lt;br /&gt;
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*22 April - Gail notices that articles were added to the [[Crazy gail wiki|Crazy Gail Wiki]], and points out what she says are factual errors.&lt;br /&gt;
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*23 April - Gail uses random bible reading to determine who will be her new beautician.&lt;br /&gt;
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*24 April - Gail makes [[video_2012_04_24-01|a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] to rebuke the [[Gail and sex]] page.&lt;br /&gt;
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*27 April - Gail makes [[video_2012_04_27-01|a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] discussing her encounters with Satan.&lt;br /&gt;
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==May 2012==&lt;br /&gt;
*3 May - Gail leaves for Atlanta to attend Erich&#039;s graduation.&lt;br /&gt;
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*7 May - Gail returns home after her time in Atlanta, surviving her sons attempt to have her committed to a mental institution.&lt;br /&gt;
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*8 May - Gail is featured on somethingawful.com as the [http://www.somethingawful.com/d/awful-links/gabrielle-chana-crazygail.php Awful Link of the Day].&lt;br /&gt;
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*8 May - Gail makes [[video_2012_05_08-01|a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] describing the events that took place in Atlanta.&lt;br /&gt;
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*9 May - Gail [[video_2012_05_09-01|tells the world]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] about how her men paid a visit to her unbelieving relatives. This proves that she is not crazy.&lt;br /&gt;
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*11 May - Jesuit Agent Rule 13 receives a [[video_2012_05_11-01|Nobel Prize in Wiki Editing]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]. [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=95.0 Gail is pissed].&lt;br /&gt;
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*13 May - Gail recieves a [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=98.0 Mother&#039;s Day card] from Erich and Brianna.&lt;br /&gt;
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*13 May - A Jesuit Clone takes a [[media:gailatwork.jpg|photograph]] of Gail in the Walmart breakroom.&lt;br /&gt;
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*14 May - Gail, [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=99.0 still butthurt], explains that the Nobel Prize committee was [[video_2012_05_14-01|replaced with retards]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*16 May - Gail&#039;s family discovers the full extent of her internet presence. [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=101.0 They are pissed].&lt;br /&gt;
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*23 May - A coworker at WalMart calls the police, concerned for Gail. A police officer shows up to her house to ask if she was okay. Gail is very open about her website and proceeds to complain to the officer about her mother, who keeps coming over to her house to nag her. Gail makes five new videos discussing hot topics such as recent dealings with her ex-husband, Zack Knight things, how her mother irritates her, Jesus things, and then her ex-husband again. &lt;br /&gt;
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*25 May - David continues to pester Gail. He makes a comment that she still has his last name despite thinking he&#039;s evil. Gail, being defiant, explodes and [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=104.msg462#new announces at her church] that she is changing her last name to Spiner. She writes Brent telling him to get the legal paperwork ready for her, and tells him she is changing her last name everywhere it appears online. About an hour later, Gail calms down, and relents that she is simply removing appearances of her last name and not changing it to Brent&#039;s name, since that would just be confusing.  &lt;br /&gt;
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*28 May - Gail receives a distress call from her men. [[Video_2012_05_28-01|The Church as been attacked]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*29 May - Gail [[Video_2012_05_29-01|makes a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] about her relationship with Brent.&lt;br /&gt;
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*30 May - Gail [[Video_2012_05_30-01|speculates]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] about what she believes is happening with her men who are still lost in deep space.&lt;br /&gt;
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*31 May - The men return from space after an epic space battle. Gail makes a video explaining what happened.&lt;br /&gt;
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==June 2012==&lt;br /&gt;
*1 June - The men return from space after an epic space battle. Gail [[Video_2012_06_01-01|makes a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] explaining what happened. &lt;br /&gt;
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*2 June - David tries to scare Gail with more legal threats, this time by mailing her a letter through the post office that includes made up names from a fake law firm. &lt;br /&gt;
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*5 June - Gail&#039;s Nukkake video is featured on Tosh.0.&lt;br /&gt;
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*11 June - Gail moves on from WalMart and begins looking for a new job.&lt;br /&gt;
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*16 June - [[Zack Knight]] calls [[David Schuler]] to excommunicate him from the Jesuit Order due to his poor performance as an Agent. David has been a pathetic excuse for a Jesuit, and has failed to ruin Gail&#039;s life for the last time. He is no longer under Jesuit protection.&lt;br /&gt;
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*21 June - The Jesuit Order [[Video_2012_06_21-01|releases the telephone call]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] between Zack Knight and David Schuler.&lt;br /&gt;
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*29 June - Gail makes [[Video_2012_06_29-01|a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] to counter-argue the claims that she is insane.&lt;br /&gt;
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==July 2012==&lt;br /&gt;
*4 July - Gail releases a [[Video_2012_07_04-01|two]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video_2012_07_04-02|part]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] video series describing her history with her men, and how she knows that they are real.&lt;br /&gt;
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*4 July - Gail [http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?topic=111.0 wins the pulitzer prize] for a video that was released exclusively on the Gabrielle Chana FOX News Channel. In response, she posts the [[Video_2012_07_04-03|award winning video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] on YouTube.&lt;br /&gt;
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*23 July - Jesus commands Gail on Skype to stop abusing dietary suppliments and vitamins.&lt;br /&gt;
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*25 July - Gail begins shooting scenes for her movie, &amp;quot;The Rape of Brent Spiner&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*27 July - Gail is taken by police against her will to a [[Circles of Care|mental institution]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==August 2012==&lt;br /&gt;
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*3 August - Gail is released from the mental institution, and is prescribed psychiatric medication. Gail realizes that Jesus allowed this evil Jesuit plot to keep her from abusing the suppliments, and the psych medication is actually a yeast infection cure.&lt;br /&gt;
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*9 August -  Gail&#039;s men discover that Sandra Metcalf (Gail&#039;s sister) falsified evidence that Gail was dangerous and tricked Misao into signing a forged letter requesting that Gail be comitted.&lt;br /&gt;
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*12 August - Gail releases a video announcing a preview of her movie, &amp;quot;The Rape of Brent Spiner&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==September 2012==&lt;br /&gt;
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*29 September - On the [[Church of Gail]] message board, [[Keanu Reeves]] posts about the disappearance of his Gail shaped sex android.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://churchofgail.com/talk/index.php?PHPSESSID=g26tr905dausoj56nrcua79k70&amp;amp;topic=140.0 Topic: where is my gail sex dummy? woah.] on the [[Church of Gail]] message board&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==October 2012==&lt;br /&gt;
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*1 October - Gail [[Video 2012 10 01-01|uploads a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] in which she informs the public of the escape of Keanu&#039;s sex android.&lt;br /&gt;
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*2 October – Gail [[Video 2012 10 02-01|discusses the rapture and the tribulation]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] on YouTube.&lt;br /&gt;
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*5 October - Gail uploads a [[Video 2012 10 05-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]], ostensibly about the reasons Zack Knight posed as Jesus and tricked her into having [[brain to brain]] sex with him, but really about several different subjects besides that.&lt;br /&gt;
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*7 October – Gail [[Video 2012 10 07-01|tells us]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] everything we wanted to know about her systematic yeast infection.&lt;br /&gt;
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*8 October – Gail [[Video 2012 10 08-01|rebuts]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] the recent Jesuit attack against her [[Church of Gail#Theology|church&#039;s theology]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*9 October – Continuing in the fashion of the previous video, Gail [[Video 2012 10 09-01|responds]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] to this wiki&#039;s articles about [[Gail and Medicine|her health]] and [[Loree McBride]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*11 October – Gail gives us the [[Video 2012 10 11-01|latest update]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] about the trials and adventures of Keanu&#039;s [[GA1L|sex android]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*14 October - Gail uploads a [[Video 2012 10 14-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] in which she reads her communications with [[Brent Spiner]] regarding [[GA1L]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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*15 October - Having learned of GA1L&#039;s true nature, Gail uploads a [[Video 2012 10 15-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] in which she tells the public about the sex android&#039;s wretchedness.&lt;br /&gt;
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*17 October - Gail uploads a [[Video 2012 10 17-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] explaining her views on Jesus and her relationship with him.&lt;br /&gt;
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*18 October - Gail uploads a [[Video 2012 10 18-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] in which she shares her recent thoughts and conclusions regarding [[GA1L]]. A couple of hours later the sex android [[Video 2012 10 18-02|attacks the Church of Gail]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*20 October - Gail [[Video 2012 10 20-01|talks]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] about her numerous Skype conversations with [[Jesus]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*24 October - The android, GA1L, [[Video 2012 10 24-01|wipes out the Jesuit capital city]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*29 October - The GA1L android attacks The Church of Gail. [[Video 2012 10 29-01|Gail]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video 2012 10 29-02|makes]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video 2012 10 29-03|several]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video 2012 10 29-04|videos]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*30 October - Gail [[Video 2012 10 30-01|makes a formal response]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] to the speech by GA1L.&lt;br /&gt;
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==November 2012==&lt;br /&gt;
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*4 November - Gail recounts the recent events in a [[Video 2012 11 04-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]], and reads an epic Brent letter describing how the men retook the [[Church of Gail]] from GA1L.&lt;br /&gt;
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*13 November - Gail [[Video 2012 11 13-01|signs a peace treaty]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] with [[Zack Knight]] and officially teams up with the [[Jesuits]] to fight [[GA1L]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==December 2012==&lt;br /&gt;
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*2 December - Gail notifies the world that GA1L has announced &amp;quot;IT ENDS 12.21.12&amp;quot;. In response, she [[Video 2012 12 02-02|modifies her conspiracy law]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] to be renamed &amp;quot;GA1L Android Law&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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*7 December - Gail suspects that the [[Video 2012 12 07-01|7.3 magnitude earthquake]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] was caused by the GA1L android.&lt;br /&gt;
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*10 December - Gail [[Video 2012 12 10-01|confronts]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] the King James Only followers for giving her a hard time.&lt;br /&gt;
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*11 December - The [[Video 2012 12 11-01|DAV1D Android]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] is created to defeat GA1L.&lt;br /&gt;
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*18 December - DAV1D reaches [[Video 2012 12 18-01|singularity.]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*20 December - To Gail&#039;s dismay, [[GA1L]] and DAV1D fall in love and get married. DAV1D becomes like David Schuler, and GA1L [[Video 2012 12 20-01|blows him up.]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*21 December - An [[Video 2012 12 21-02|epic battle]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] ensues between the Jesuit Fleet, the Church of Gail, and The GA1L Android.&lt;br /&gt;
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*23 December - Gail reveals the [[Video 2012 12 23-01|surprise conclusion]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] of the end of the [[GA1L]] Android.&lt;br /&gt;
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*26 December - Gail&#039;s men send her a [[Video 2012 12 26-01|parallel Bible]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] as a Christmas present.&lt;br /&gt;
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*29 December - The King James Only fanatics are [[Video 2012 12 29-01|revealed to have stolen]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] nude videos of Gail and posted poorly chosen still frames online.&lt;br /&gt;
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==January 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
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*3 January - Gail explains how [[Video 2013 01 03-01|Jesus is the most manly man ever.]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*16 January - Gail realizes that Zack Knight had [[Video 2013 01 16-01|slipped sneaky microprint]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] into the peace treaty she signed with the Jesuits during the GA1L saga, stating that Gail is obligated to have [[brain to brain]] loving with him. &lt;br /&gt;
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*17 January - During an attempted brain to brain rape by [[Zack Knight]], Gail realizes she has [[Video 2013 01 17-01|lightning bolt powers.]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*19 January - Gail [[Video 2013 01 19-01|compares]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] the characters and attributes of Jesus Christ and Zack Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
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*20 January - Despite struggling with a sabotaged webcam, Gail [[Video 2013 01 20-01|assures the world]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] she does not have any sexual attraction to [[Jesus]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*21 January - Gail [[Video 2013 01 22-01|explains]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] how spirit to spirit loving with Jesus is nothing like sexual brain to brain loving.&lt;br /&gt;
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*26 January - Gail makes allegations of Jesuit fraud regarding her IRA and claims that this gives her the right to break the peace treaty with the Jesuits.&lt;br /&gt;
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*27 January - Gail continues to [[Video 2013 01 27-01|refuse to honor]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] her contract with Zack Knight while further laying out her legal arguments. &lt;br /&gt;
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*29 January - Gail explains the necessity of [[Video 2013 01 29-01|sexual healing]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]], denounces her impersonator, and compares Zack Knight unfavorably to Ted Bundy.&lt;br /&gt;
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*31 January - Gail argues that despite their apparent disinclination to use semen as a weapon, the KJV-only Fanatics are in fact [[Video 2013 01 31-01|secretly working for the Jesuit Order.]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==February 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
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*2 February - Gail defends her [[Video 2013 02 02-01|breach of contract]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] by accusing Zack Knight of directing her entire life like a movie.&lt;br /&gt;
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*6 February - Gail [[Video_2013_02_06-01|makes a recording of herself]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] watching South Park while refusing to acknowledge the alarm to take her [[Seroquel]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*6 February - Gail explains how the movie Esther was [[Video_2013_02_06-02|really about her]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] love life with [[Brent Spiner]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*8 February - Gail makes a video featuring how an episode of Star Trek [[Video_2013_02_08-01|was really about her]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] oppression by social workers after her son, [[Erich Schuler]], took her lithium.&lt;br /&gt;
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*8 February - Gail leaks [http://www.gabriellechana.com/bible.html previously unreleased letters] between herself and people involved with Star Trek back in 1990 and 1991.&lt;br /&gt;
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*9 February - Gail explains how the Star Trek episode &amp;quot;Pen Pals&amp;quot; [[Video 2013 02 09-01|was really about her]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] and tells a story about how her ex husband [[David Schuler]] endorsed a pastor who believed Gail was demon possessed and suggested they put [[Erich Schuler]] up for adoption.&lt;br /&gt;
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*10 February - Gail [[Video 2013 02 10-01|talks about some movie]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] that nobody gives a shit about.&lt;br /&gt;
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*11 February - Gail [[Schizophrenia |dons her tinfoil hat]] and enters the [[Jesuit Community Portal]] to chat with her new BFF [[Rule 13]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*12 February - In an expression of outrage at [[Zack Knight]], [[Video 2013 02 28-01|Gail says the word &amp;quot;shit&amp;quot; eleven times in a video.]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*14 February - Gail [[Video 2013 02 14-01|talks about her belief]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] that Howard Hughes is her great uncle.&lt;br /&gt;
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*14 February - For Valentines Day, [[Zack Knight]] announces that if he wins the legal trial for Gail&#039;s affection, he will become the new pope. His first act as pope will be to make [[Brain_to_brain#Brain_to_Brain_Loving|brain to brain]] with Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
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*15 February - Gail [[Video 2013 02 15-01|expresses her disdain]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] for the United States Bill of Rights.&lt;br /&gt;
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*18 February - Gail [[Video 2013 02 18-01|warns the world]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] that the KJV-Only conspiracy has been test flying a new fleet of spaceships shaped like crosses and bibles. She continues to falsely believe these Protestant plotters to be Jesuit allies.&lt;br /&gt;
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*20 February - Still scheming to break her lawful contract with Zack Knight, Gail produces [[Video 2013 02 20-02|audio evidence]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] that she was negligent in signing a document she had not read.&lt;br /&gt;
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*21 February - In a blatant breach of the treaty, [[Video 2013 02 22-01|Gail reinstates]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] her [[Conspiracy Law]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*22 February - [[Zack Knight]] orders all Jesuit personnel off of the [[Church of Gail]] to prepare for an immediate attack.&lt;br /&gt;
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*23 February - Gail [[Video 2013 02 23-01|apologizes for her poor behavior and cancels conspiracy law]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] mere moments before Zack Knight launches his attack. Peace is re-established, and [[Order of the Jesuits|Jesuits]] are allowed back on board the [[Church of Gail]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*24 February - [[Video 2013 02 24-01|Jesus stops time]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] in order to adjust Gail&#039;s attitude and stop the torture and exploding of innocent [[Order of the Jesuits|Jesuits]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*25 February - In an attempt to divert attention from her recent legal setback, Gail [[Video 2013 02 26-01|once again analyzes]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] her epic novel [[Silver Skies]] but fails to discuss the sexy parts.&lt;br /&gt;
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*28 February - Gail [[Video 2013 02 28-01|complains]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] about not having been awarded the Nobel Prize while insulting Judge Wapner and demanding he be replaced in her upcoming breach of contract trial.&lt;br /&gt;
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==March 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
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*7 March - Gail [[Video 2013 03 08-01|announces]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]  a new paperback edition of [[Silver Skies]] to a stunned world.&lt;br /&gt;
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*14 March - Gail [[Video 2013_03_14-01|informs humanity]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] that a new and improved paperback edition of [[Silver Skies]] is available for [http://www.amazon.com/Silver-Skies-Parts-One-Two/dp/1482720647/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;amp;ie=UTF8&amp;amp;qid=1363358695&amp;amp;sr=1-1 purchase on Amazon].&lt;br /&gt;
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*22 March - As the [http://www.amazon.com/Silver-Skies-Parts-One-Two/dp/1482720647/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;amp;ie=UTF8&amp;amp;qid=1363358695&amp;amp;sr=1-1 world waits] for the corrected 2nd Edition of [[Silver Skies]] to be re-released, Gail [[Video 2013_03_22-01|rails bitterly]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] against those she claims are stealing her publishing royalties.&lt;br /&gt;
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*27 March - [[Video 2013_03_27-01|Judge Wapner has been disbarred]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] and removed from the trial due to irregularities involving a penis pump and women&#039;s lingerie. Judge [[Terrance Jenkins]] will now preside.&lt;br /&gt;
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*31 March - Gail [[Video 2013_03_31-01|shows a teaser]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] for a new documentary about her insane reality called &amp;quot;The Church of Gail&amp;quot;. &#039;&#039;&#039;[http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/220161736/the-church-of-gail-the-story-of-gail-chord-schuler Donate to the kickstarter here!]&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
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==April 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
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*5 April - Gail has her [[Video 2013_04_05-01|first willing lesbian experience]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] in an orgy with [[Zack Knight]], [[Rule 13]] and the entire [[Church of Gail]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*5 April - Gail corrects a misstatement she made concerning the man making her documentary.&lt;br /&gt;
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*13 April - Gail explains that the [http://www.amazon.com/Silver-Skies-Parts-One-Two/dp/1482720647/ current edition of Silver Skies] is the version for which she was awarded the Nobel Prize - something Jesus made possible by [[Video 2013_04_13-01|traveling backwards in time]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] to bring the modern text to the Nobel judges in the past.&lt;br /&gt;
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*19 April - In Gail&#039;s recent [[brain to brain]] communications, she has discovered that [[Video_2013_04_19-01|Russian Jesuits were involved in the recent Boston bombing and Texas fertilizer fire]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*20 April - Gail reveals how [[Lyudmila Putin]], [[Sara Avery]], and [[Video_2013_04_20-01|an organized group of angry fat chicks carried out the recent terrorist attacks]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==May 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
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*5 May - Gail explains how [[Terrance Jenkins]] is saving [[Rule 13]]&#039;s life by [[Video_2013_05_05-01|ejaculating down her throat.]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*6 May - While going outside to check her mail, Gail is tripped by an [[Schizophrenia#Symptoms|unknown force]]. The fall caused [[Video_2013_05_06-01|injuries to her body]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]], including a serious injury to her pinky finger.&lt;br /&gt;
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*10 May - Gail [[Video_2013_05_10-01|speaks out against]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] the assassination attempt against her by the same fat chicks that bombed the Boston Marathon.&lt;br /&gt;
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*14 May - A very well dressed Gail makes [[Video_2013_05_14-01|very serious charges]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] against the fat terrorists and their alleged backer [[Zack Knight]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*15 May - Gail announces that [[Video_2013_05_16-01|fat people look ugly]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] and that&#039;s why [[Vladimir Putin]] never had sex with [[Lyudmila Putin]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*15 May - Gail [[Video_2013_05_15-02|tries to deny her fatphobia]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]], claiming she almost found a fat coworker attractive once and she would still do ten obese men before she would accept [[Zack Knight|Zack]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*16 May - Gail [[Video_2013_05_16-02|speaks from her heart]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] about true sexiness while exercising on her ski machine.&lt;br /&gt;
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*19 May - Despite her admitted sexual attraction to certain obese men, Gail endorses [[Vladimir Putin]]&#039;s legislation to [[Video_2013_05_19-01|outlaw flatulence by fat women.]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*25 May - Gail explains that [[Video_2013_05_25-01|Jesus approves of rough and kinky sex]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]  - but neglects to ask him directly about different types of penetration.&lt;br /&gt;
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*27 May - Gail continues to ignore the sexual frustrations caused by prohibiting the vaginal penetration of [[Rule 13]] and instead evades directly discussing the issue by [[Video_2013_05_27-01|re-posting a recent video.]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*28 May - Gail receives a gift of ugly clothes from [[Gail&#039;s Mom|her mother]], and [[Video_2013_05_28-01|makes a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] educating the world on fashion and appropriate gifting. Gail went on to send her mother a letter instructing her not to buy her gifts if they are not fashionable.&lt;br /&gt;
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*29 May - After passing a law against fat chicks farting, all women exceeding 300 lbs are forced to wear butt plugs. [[Video_2013_05_29-01|This results in fat chicks everywhere exploding, and Gail petitions for a set of new laws to handle the obesity epidemic.]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==June 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
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*2 June - In the wake of a retard epidemic, Gail develops a plan to launch the farts of obese women into space where they will lack the oxygen needed to ignite.&lt;br /&gt;
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*3 June - Gail raises awareness of the retard epidemic and [[Video_2013_06_04-01|announces her final solution]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]. All obese women must enter a government program to loose weight. Construction of government concentration camps are underway to re-educate fat women and force weight loss.&lt;br /&gt;
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*4 June - Gail [[Video_2013_06_04-02|meets with]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] Gabrielle Chana Fox News Reporter, Melanie Richards and [[Judge Terrance Jenkins|Terrance Jenkins]] nephew, Tyrone Jenkins.&lt;br /&gt;
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*5 June - Gail [[Video_2013_06_05-01|discusses how her whole life is snooped on]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] by Zack Knight, and then [[Video_2013_06_05-02|shows off the fart mask]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] she received from Melanie and Tyrone.&lt;br /&gt;
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*8 June - Gail [[Video_2013_06_08-01|becomes worried at the news]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] that [[Vladimir Putin]] is divorcing [[Lyudmila Putin]]. She fears that the Jesuits will attempt to pair Vladimir with much hotter new wife.&lt;br /&gt;
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*10 June - Gail believes that her water bottle is [[Zack Knight]]&#039;s penis. She intentionally sucks the water bottle penis until it ejaculates in her mouth. As a result, Zack Knight&#039;s semen cures her of her [[Germ_Warfare|yeast infection]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*12 June - Gail suggests that the US constitution is no longer sufficient [[Technology|in light of the modern Jesuit threat]], and [[Video_2013_06_12-01|suggests a constitutional monarchy]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] based on her currently illegal [[Conspiracy Law]]. Gail casts her vote for Barack Obama as the 1st US King.&lt;br /&gt;
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*20 June - A video of [[Video_2013_06_20-01|Gail hanging out with Melanie at a sushi restaurant]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] is released on Gail&#039;s YouTube channel. Gail discusses the events that took place at [[The Trial]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*22 June - Gail [[Video_2013_06_23-01|shows the world her bathtub]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] to prove that Bob isn&#039;t inside.&lt;br /&gt;
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*23 June - Gail [[Video_2013_06_23-02|makes a comedy video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] about the Bob emails.&lt;br /&gt;
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*29 June - After several days of helping Gail with her disability application at all hours of the day and night, [[Judge Terrance Jenkins|Terry]] finally takes a short break. After 3 hours and 34 minutes of absence, [[Video_2013_06_29-01|Gail freaks out and declares her men have abandoned her]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==July 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
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*1 July - It is revealed that [[Video_2013_07_02-01|Terry had not slept for two weeks and nearly died]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]. Gail has lots of [[Brain_to_brain#Brain_to_Brain_Loving|brain to brain]] sex with him and helps repair his brain damage.&lt;br /&gt;
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*2 July - Gail [[Video_2013_07_02-02|defends her abuse]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] of [[Judge_Terrance_Jenkins|Terry]] and [[The_Marriage_List|her men]], and asserts that she writes her own scripts for her YouTube videos.&lt;br /&gt;
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*6 July - Gail [[Video_2013_07_06-01|makes]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video_2013_07_06-02|three]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video_2013_07_06-03|videos]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] addressing the [[Gail Killed Bob]] hoax, and reveals that [[Zack Knight]] used [[Rule 13]]&#039;s PERIOD BLOOD in the picture of the bobtub.&lt;br /&gt;
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*7 July - Gail [[Video_2013_07_07-01|casually talks about her wonderful day]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] with [[Vladimir Putin]] while eating her favorite food.&lt;br /&gt;
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*10 July - Gail [[Video_2013_07_11-01|announces that she is trusting in Jesus]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] as she runs out of money, following the end of her unemployment insurance claim.&lt;br /&gt;
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*11 July - Frustrated with the lack of sufficiently badass motorcycles on the market, [[Vladimir Putin]] acquires a wild bear. [[Video_2013_07_11-02|Gail makes a video showcasing Vladimir&#039;s new badass form of transportation]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*12 July - Following difficulty uploading videos, Gail discovers [[Video_2013_07_13-01|that The Jesuits launched a Nukkake on YouTube headquarters in California]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] to retaliate against the unconstitutional NSA spying on civilians.&lt;br /&gt;
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*20 July - In response to concerns expressed in her YouTube comments, Gail [[Video_2013_07_20-01|makes a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] assuring her fans that her men are not trolls.&lt;br /&gt;
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*22 July - Gail notices that a calendar and a book placed under her computer desk have been torn and wrinkled. The only explanation is that [[Video_2013_07_22-01|Zack Knight used invisibility technology to sneak in to her apartment and cause the damage]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*24 July - Zack Knight [[Video_2013_07_24-01|leaks an outtake]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] from Gail&#039;s attempts to create a pornographic dildo video for her men.&lt;br /&gt;
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*26 July - Gail [[Video_2013_07_26-01|makes a comedy video wearing her bra on her head]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] about Zack&#039;s leak of her botched porno.&lt;br /&gt;
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==August 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
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*1 August - Gail [[Video_2013_08_02-01|speaks with Thomas Mcgovern]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] to discuss the details of filming her upcoming documentary. She demonstrates her lightening bolt powers for him.&lt;br /&gt;
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*7 August - Bill Fuller, Gail&#039;s 90-year-old stepfather was run over by a golf cart (This actually happened), and was seriously injured. Gail&#039;s mother asked Gail to drive him to the emergency room. Gail agreed to drive him, but never showed up because she wanted to avoid the drama.&lt;br /&gt;
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*8 August - Gail&#039;s sister [[Sandra Metcalf]] was [[Video_2013_08_08-01|raped while in prison]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] (this obviously didn&#039;t happen). &lt;br /&gt;
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*23 August - Gail [[Video_2013_08_23-01|announces that she has published her new book]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] The Forbidden Abyss on amazon.com.&lt;br /&gt;
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==September 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
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*3 September - Zack Knight [[Video_2013_09_03-01|leaks the video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]of how Gail received [[The Dildo]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*6 September - Gail [[Video_2013_09_06-01|discusses her next book]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]], and how [[Rule 13]] and [[Zack Knight]] will be the main characters.&lt;br /&gt;
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*15 September - After months of intense effort, [[Media:Disability1.determination.jpg|Gail and her men succeed in getting her disability application accepted!]] Gail is now one step closer to financial stability. Hopefully she listens to Jesus&#039;s advice and doesn&#039;t go deeper into debt again.&lt;br /&gt;
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*26 September - Gail [[Video_2013_09_26-01|makes a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] describing the recent Jesuit attacks on her car.&lt;br /&gt;
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*27 September - [[David Schuler]] takes a break from molesting young boys to access the wiki at 10:09PM and read his article. He promptly returns to his gay porn and spends the rest of the night masturbating while Vivian is asleep.&lt;br /&gt;
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*28 September - Gail is incensed about the lack of privacy in modern society and [[Video_2013_09_29-01|makes a video proposing a class action lawsuit.]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
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*29 September - Zack Knight is pleased with the season finale of Breaking Bad.&lt;br /&gt;
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==October 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
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*1 October - Gail [[Video_2013_10_01-01|honors an amazon book reviewer]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] for stroking her ego.&lt;br /&gt;
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*8 October - Gail [[Video_2013_10_08-01|makes a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] discussing [[Dreamland]], an incredibly awkward show tune cover album by [[Brent Spiner]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*13 October - Gail [[Video_2013_10_13-01|responds]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] to the points made in the [[Dreamland]] wiki article.&lt;br /&gt;
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*16 October - Gail goes into the [[Video_2013_10_16-01|science behind Jesuit yeast bacterium]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] and other Jesuit diseases, and demands that the Jesuits release the cures.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*18 October - The Jesuits are forced to hand over the cures as Gail demanded and [[Video_2013_10_18-01|a new set of interestingly named drugs are released]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*22 October - Zack Knight [[Video_2013_10_22-01|was found to have]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] breached the contract with Gail. Conspiracy law is reinstated. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*30 October - Gail [[Video_2013_10_30-01|honors a YouTube fan&#039;s request]] for a &#039;day in the life video&#039;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*31 October - Gail [[Video_2013_10_31-01|makes a video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] demonstrating her eating habits.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==November 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*3 November to 11 November - Gail [[Video_2013_11_03-01|records]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video_2013_11_10-01|a]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video_2013_11_10-02|six]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video_2013_11_10-03|part]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video_2013_11_11-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video_2013_11_11-02 |series]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] of herself sewing a stylish blouse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*12 November - A very pleased with herself Gail [[Video_2013_11_12-01|shows off her new blouse]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]. Zack admits that it&#039;s the most stylish blouse he has ever seen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*15 November - After a failed attempt to upload hundreds of new blouse selfies to her website, [[Video_2013_11_15-01|Gail discovers that the Jesuits nukkakeed her web hosting provider]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*19 November - Gail is shocked to discover that she was charged hidden fees after signing up for cheaper phone service. [[Video_2013_11_19-01|She declares the service provider&#039;s CEO a Jesuit]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]], and orders the arrest of all Jesuit CEO&#039;s.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*20 November - Gail decides to address the pesky lying Jesuit YouTube commenters [[Video_2013_11_21-01|with]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video_2013_11_22-01|several]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video_2013_11_24-01|video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] [[Video_2013_11_26-01|rebuttals]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*23 November - Gail [[Video_2013_11_23-01|proudly shows off a twenty year old piece of underwear that had holes in it]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] after she used her sewing skills to mend them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*26 November - In preparation for a Thanksgiving visitor, Gail decides to go grocery shopping, only to find her gas tank reads empty. [[Video_2013_11_26-02|She concludes that Jesus drained her gas tank]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==December 2013==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*1 December - Gail has [[Video_2013_12_01-01|a surprise visitor to her apartment, and a happy Thanksgiving]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]. Gail turns out to be a very good cook.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*2 December - Gail [[Video_2013_12_02-01|demonstrates her ability to cook Thanksgiving leftovers]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*3 December - Jesus [[Video_2013_12_01-01|fixes Gail&#039;s gas gauge]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*9 December - Gail [[Video_2013_12_10-01|shows how she managed to remove a bit of malware from her computer]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*10 December - Gail [[Video_2013_12_11-01|makes some Japanese food and shares her recipe]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*14 December - Gail produces [[Video_2013_12_14-01|irrefutable evidence that Rule 13 is NOT Korean singer SooYoung]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*14 December - Gail produces [[Video_2013_12_14-02|irrefutable evidence that Zack Knight is NOT Robin Thicke]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*14 December - Gail draws [[Video_2013_12_14-03|the most worlds most accurate portrait of Jesus Christ ever]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*16 December - Gail [[Video_2013_12_16-03|draws a portrait of Brent Spiner dreaming about her]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*17 December - Gail [[Video_2013_12_17-01|releases a new cover of her book]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]., with yet another hand drawn portrait of Matthew McConaughey.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*19 December - Gail posts [[Video_2013_12_19-01|a reading from her new book featuring a hand drawn picture of Vladimir Putin]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*22 December - Gail releases a [[Video_2013_12_22-01|wonderfully disturbing audiobook video series]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] showcasing 10 pages from her book The Forbidden Abyss. Complete with cartoons of several exotic rape scenes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==January 2014==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*7 January - Gail makes a bikini video [[Video_2014_01_07-01|announcing her new diet to combat the weight gaining effects of Seroquel]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*11 January - Gail [[Video_2014_01_11-01|shows off her recipe for chicken and garlic]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*13 January - While wearing a bikini, Gail [[Video_2014_01_13-01|shares with the internet]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] how you can be beautiful on Seroquel with the David Diet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*18 January - Gail [[Video_2014_01_18-01|breaks the world record for most book reviews in 15 minutes]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*20 January - After receiving a really hurtful YouTube comment by an insecure Jesuit, Gail dons her bikini and makes a [[Video_2014_01_20-01|very sincere video]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] about what true beauty really is.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*24 January - Gail shows off [[Video_2014_01_24-01|a character drawing of King David]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]] for her next book.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==March 2014==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*1 March - Gail [[Video_2014_03_12-01|notifies her fans that her stepfather is seriously ill]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*12 March - An emotional Gail [[Video_2014_03_12-01|breaks the sad news of her stepfather Bill&#039;s passing]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*13 March - Gail [[Video_2014_03_13-01|talks about her stepfather&#039;s new home in heaven]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*18 March - Gail describes how her stepdad&#039;s funeral went, and how he&#039;s adjusting in heaven.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*22 March - BREAKING NEWS! [[Video_2014_03_23-01|Missing Malaysian jet found inside muscular gay Jesuit man&#039;s anus]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*23 March - [[Video 2014 03 23-02|Missing Malaysian jet continues to remain inside muscular gay Jesuit man&#039;s anus, Gail suggests.. diarrhea[[File:Video.gif|link=]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*24 March - Gail is referred to [[Video 2014 03 25-01|Bill Nye the Science Guy by her men in order to identify a solution to the defeat of the Godzilla Jesuit, an explosive diarrhea device]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]].&lt;br /&gt;
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=References=&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Archives]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=The_Trial&amp;diff=112</id>
		<title>The Trial</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[[Gail Chord Schuler]] vs. [[Loree McBride]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 1==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 5==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 6==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 8==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 9==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 10==&lt;br /&gt;
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==Part 11==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Order of the Jesuits]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=The_Noisy_AC&amp;diff=111</id>
		<title>The Noisy AC</title>
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		<updated>2025-08-25T08:29:22Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I hope if you have never asked Jesus to save you, that you will do so.|Gail taking the gloves off on Bob}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:noisyac.jpg|frame|alt=text|The Jesuit Air Conditioner]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The malfunctioning air conditioning unit next to Gail&#039;s apartment was an object of unknown nefarious origins that soon became a subject of loathing and insanity for an entire year (from July 2012 to May 2013). A high pitched roaring sound emanated periodically from it night and day, such that it kept her from sleeping at night and pulled her out of her videos. At first, even [[Judge Terrance Jenkins|Terrance]] and [[Brent Spiner|Brent]] dismissed the occurrence as part of [[schizophrenia|Gail’s illness]], believing it to be one more [[brain to brain|auditory hallucination]] among her outstanding laundry list of them. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Theories==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In an effort to soothe Gail, the men came up with many explanations to help her dismiss it. Yet for some strange reason Gail couldn&#039;t let it go, and over the course of the year developed several theories:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Black people couldn&#039;t hear the sound (when Terrance claimed he couldn&#039;t hear it)&lt;br /&gt;
* Only Jewish people can hear the sound (when Brent admitted he actually heard it and Terrance still dismissed it)&lt;br /&gt;
* The Jesuits implanted a device inside the unit to create a sound only Gail could hear to make everyone think she was crazy&lt;br /&gt;
* The unit is being used to accelerate yeast growth&lt;br /&gt;
* The sound would slowly weaken her until she died from it&lt;br /&gt;
* The AC would one day kill all Jews on the planet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = The Noisy AC&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#widget:OneTrue|id=11a527874ba4f8ed1e7de19}}&lt;br /&gt;
| date           = 25 October 2012&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Gail&#039;s Response==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail promptly called [[Bob]], her landlord. Bob sent a team of repair men over to investigate the unit, but they claimed they could not hear the noise. As a result, the AC was never fixed, and debate still ensued over whether it was a real noise or a schizophrenic noise until the sound began showing up in her videos. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After finally hearing the noise loud and clear in a video, the men suggested everything from refusing rent, to taking a baseball bat to it or wedging a screwdriver inside in order to break it. Nothing else came of the issue and Gail dealt with it for another year.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|My dearest Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have determined that the cause of the air conditioner noise, is that the suspect unit, which sits on a plank attached to my bedroom&#039;s wall (on the outside), is making my wall VIBRATE.  When I put my hand on the wall as the noise occurs, the wall is trembling or vibrating.  The vibrations spread from the source (which sits outside my apartment&#039;s wall) and spreads over the walls that are my entire apartment, so that I often hear the noise louder in the living room (further away from the unit) then in the bedroom (closest to the unit).  The noise is coming FROM THE VIBRATING WALL.  Now, why you and I can hear it and Terrance and others can&#039;t may have something to do with the way our inner or middle ears are constructed.  Perhaps some of us have ears that are more attuned to capture this kind of sound wave.  You know just like some people are color blind and can&#039;t see all the colors.  Some people&#039;s ears may have a different construction and are not able to pick up this particular sound wave.  Perhaps people of Jewish genes can pick up this sound wave?  That&#039;s just a guess.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Any ways, I have called up my apartment&#039;s management and let them know that my wall vibrates when the noise occurs and they said they will send someone to investigate it and determine the cause, as they seem stumped over how to solve this problem.  The manager did not seem to want to discuss this and hung up promptly after he told me this.  I am wondering if Jesuits have used some type of extortion on him (Bob) and forced him to not fix the problem for one reason or another.  I have suggested replacing the culprit unit, but when I said this before, Bob answered that they didn&#039;t have any other units available for me to move into.  I told him that I fear next summer will be a nightmare if this problem is not fixed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I told him that I am miraculously sleeping through this noise, but that it has been getting louder.  I have thought about what you suggested about not paying rent unless they fix the problem, but they have not raised my rent for the past six years and I am afraid if I get on their bad side and force them to replace the unit (probably expensive), they may decide to raise my rent come February 2013. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Lady Gloves Off==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One year later, Gail was completely fed up, and sent her landlord a full blown Gail style letter. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&#039;&#039;Quick Poll...&#039;&#039;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;{{#widget:Poll|id=518594ece4b07663c9e7f090}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|Dear Bob:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I hope if you have never asked Jesus to save you, that you will do so. I prayed to Jesus, “I know I’m a sinner and I believe you died on the cross to pay for my sins. Please come into my heart and save me now. I am trusting only on your death on the cross as the payment for my sins, and I ask you to save me now.” I admitted to God that I was a dirty, rotten sinner and that only Jesus could save me, at the age of fourteen, and prayed and asked Jesus to save me. I became a new person. it is the best decision I ever made.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Though I have not brought it up lately, that air conditioner that is attached to my wall outside my apartment, the one closest to the street, still makes a loud vibrating noise as it turns on, that lasts for several loud minutes, and now wakes me up at night. I first brought this up in July 2012, and, thus far, this problem has not been resolved, and the noise is getting worse. It is so bad now, I can’t even make YouTube videos without hearing that noise in the background messing up my videos. If you ran a motel or hotel with such noisy air conditioner units, you would be out of business within a year.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It appears the solution would be to change out the unit with one that does not make this noise. The airconditioner unit that cools my apartment does not make this noise when it is on, so it’s pretty obvious that the way to fix this would be to switch out the defective unit (the one that is nearest the street) with a quieter unit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have lived here for nine years, and I’ve never had this air conditioner noise problem until starting in July 2012. I often live with problems in my apartment and do not complain for years. When I have brought problems up in the past, you have fixed them to my satisfaction, with the exception of this air conditionernoise problem.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I never dreamed I would be forced to live in an apartment that is so sleep disruptive and noisy. I like the third floor because I feel safer here and don’t desire to move to another unit. If you did move me to another apartment, whoever moves in this apartment would not appreciate this noise, unless they are deaf. I am not sure why you are not willing to fix the air conditioner noise problem in my apartment, but I do believe that your motives for this are probably not right, and when you meet Christ at the judgment, He will ask you why you allowed me to suffer with this noise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I have asked Jesus to fix the air conditioner unit so it won’t make that noise, but He hasn’t done so. I’m not sure why He won’t fix it, because He could if He wanted to. I suspect He wants to deal with you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
However, if you have prayed the prayer above to ask Jesus to save you, you will be forgiven for this sin of allowing me to suffer from this noise, and for all your other sins, because the Bible says we are all sinners.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I hope, even if you choose not to resolve my problem, that you will accept Christ as your Savior. The only way to heaven is through Christ. There is no other way. According to the Bible, we go to either heaven or hell. Though Jesus may forgive you for the sin of allowing me to suffer with that horrible air conditioner noise, He will never forgive you if you reject the payment He made for your sins on the cross. To reject such an awesome free gift and sacrifice is something that Jesus absolutely will not forgive. It is the only payment He accepts for our sins.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The first thing I did after I prayed the prayer for Jesus to save me, was to read the book of John in the New Testament, then I read the entire Bible. I read from the King James Bible, but other good versions are the New American Standard, New International Version and the New Living Translation. My favorite version to read now is the New Living Bible. I try to read the Bible every day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hope to see you in heaven with me, and perhaps you can reign with me and my friends in the future millennium, when this earth is changed and the Jewish nation, in fulfillment of Biblical prophecy reigns over the earth.&lt;br /&gt;
Your tenant,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail Chord Schuler}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Office Visit==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Bob was aggravated, and called Gail to meet him in his office to iron out the matter. He was valiantly patient with Gail’s complaints, but tried to illustrate to her that the noise didn’t exist or he would have been able to fix it. Gail would not have it any longer, and told Bob she wouldn&#039;t leave until he watched one of her videos. Bob resisted at first, but when Gail stood her ground he eventually pulled up her website, turned the volume up, and sat down to watch a Gail video.  &lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Gail Lays It Down &lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| {{quotebox|Dearest men:&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
I just had a meeting with my landlord, Bob [censored], and I had to wait for about a half hour for him to show up, because he had to deposit some money at the bank. As you recall, I included my rent payment with the letter I wrote him.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
While I waited, I did small talk with his secretary and shared with her how the Lord worked in my life, especially in regard to some miraculous healings. I also shared how I sometimes argued with Jesus and got upset with Him, and then He&#039;d scold me, but usually He is very patient with me.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
When he returned he offered me a big smile and asked how I was doing. Then he got serious and said that I had no right to insinuate that he had bad motives regarding my air conditioner, and that I had no right to preach at him and that he did not agree with my views and he did not want me to go around preaching to him or anybody in the apartment complex.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;This is the first time I&#039;ve ever preached at you,&amp;quot; I said.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Well, you are not to do it with me any more or to any one at this apartment complex. You stated right here in this letter you wrote that Jesus would never forgive me if I didn&#039;t fix your air conditioner. I don&#039;t appreciate that at all.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I did not say that. I said He would not forgive you if you rejected what He did for you on the cross. He WILL forgive you if you don&#039;t fix my air conditioner, but He won&#039;t forgive you if you reject what He did for you on the cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
He shuffled the papers around and said it was in there somewhere, and that he&#039;d find it.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I did not say that. You are misquoting me. Find where I said that, and show it to me.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
He tried to find it, but could not find the exact quote. He then said he&#039;d find it later, highlight it, and show it to me.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;You won&#039;t find any quote like that, unless you rewrite my letter, because I did not say that. Jesus will forgive you for not fixing the air conditioner problem, but He won&#039;t forgive you if you reject what He did for you on the cross.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;You accuse me of having bad motives in regard to this air conditioner. I want to assure you that I have the best motives in this matter. Look, I don&#039;t need his forgiveness and I don&#039;t care. Perhaps you need his forgiveness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I think we all need His forgiveness.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Any ways, I don&#039;t care about this stuff and don&#039;t want you discussing this with me ever again. I want you to know we had THREE visits to your place in regard to this air conditioner problem, and it cost me $185.00 to have the air conditioner people come out to look at your unit. They found nothing wrong. So I don&#039;t know what you&#039;re talking about when you say you hear a noise inside your apartment.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Well, I actually have a recording of the noise on a video, and here&#039;s the link. I&#039;d like for you to listen to this video. I caught the noise by accident while making a video, and had to apologize to my listeners because of the noise. Also, why would you spend $185.00 trying to fix the problem, using a method that does not work. You need to replace the unit.&amp;quot; I wrote down the link on paper, I created a web page just for him. It is www.gabriellechana.com/videos.html.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
He chastised me. &amp;quot;You know I went over to your apartment and knocked on your door over and over from 9 a.m. onwards and you didn&#039;t answer.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;That&#039;s because I needed to sleep in because that noise kept me up all night.”&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
“Well my workers went over to fix the problem and they told me they didn’t hear any noise.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&#039;I&#039;d like for you to listen to the video I made.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I will later and if I hear that noise you talk about, I will fix your air conditioner immediately.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;No,”: I insisted, “I&#039;d like to see you view the video, please, in front of me, while I’m watching and make sure your speakers are working.”. I wrote down the link: http://www.gabriellechana.com/videos.html&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;First I need to go check with one of my tenants, then I will return. If you will wait here, then I will view the video when I get back.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
When he went to check on his tenant, I had small talk with his secretary.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
I asked her, &amp;quot;How much does it cost to replace an air conditioner unit?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
She said, &amp;quot;I&#039;m not sure, probably about two to three thousand dollars.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;It&#039;s too bad it costs so much. That must be the problem. But then I imagine that it costs a lot of money to redecorate the entire apartment complex, and though it&#039;s nice to have a good looking apartment complex, it would also be nice to not hear that noise in my sleep.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Right now, he is remodelling the entire apartment complex, with painters out here and everything.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
He came back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Make sure your speakers are working,&amp;quot; I told him.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
He typed in the web address.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
I looked over at his screen, and invited him to hit the arrow on the video.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
He heard the awful noise on the video. &amp;quot;Oh, that noise is horrible.&amp;quot; He looked at his secretary. &amp;quot;Do you hear that noise? My, it&#039;s terrible. My workers said they could hear nothing. Apparently, to hear this noise you need to get inside the apartment. It may take about a week, but we will have someone out to replace your air conditioner.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
I told him, &amp;quot;I apologize for the expense. I wish we could have solved this problem in a less expensive manner. But I have friends who are knowledgable about air conditioner repair and they feel the problem lies within the unit, that the way to solve this problem is to replace the entire unit. Apparently, there is something inside the unit that is causing the noise. I even thought of moving my bed to the living room area so I wouldn’t hear that noise, but the noise seems to rattle all the walls in the entire apartment complex. It doesn’t matter where I go, I am forced to hear it.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Well, it&#039;s good that the unit is the one closest to the street. We&#039;ll take care of it. Give us about a week.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;No problem. Like I said, sorry about the expense. Wish there could have been a cheaper or easier way.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
After he and his secretary heard the noise on the video, they both treated me a lot differently. Though the secretary was never disrespectful.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Anyways, that&#039;s the latest with the air conditioner. Make sure that Zack Knight does not sabotage the replacement process and that I get a unit that does not make my yeast infection worse and that will be QUIET.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Just wanted to report to you what happened. I prayed much before I ventured into the landlord&#039;s office. As far as preaching to others at my apartment complex. I prefer to live my life and let that be the sermon. This has never been a problem with me, so if he plans to make an issue out of this, you may need to investigate him. I used to pass out a lot of gospel tracts, but I rarely do that now. Usually I just invite people to read my writings or view my website or YouTube channel if I want to share Jesus with them.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
It appears sharing the gospel with Bob, hit a nerve. I asked Jesus to help me love him during the visit like Jesus loves him. I suspect he&#039;s homosexual and that is part of his problem. Boy would he be surprised if I told him that I don&#039;t feel homosexuality is a sin. But I did not feel led to go there. I did not sense he was ready for Jesus yet. His heart is not ready for Jesus yet.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Devotedly yours,&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Faced with the irrefutable video evidence, Bob conceded that the horrible noise did exist and pledged to fix Gail&#039;s evil AC, but so far the unit remains as noisy as ever.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Bob]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=The_Marriage_List&amp;diff=110</id>
		<title>The Marriage List</title>
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&lt;div&gt;The Marriage List is a list of men organized by [[Brent Spiner]] and [[Vladimir Putin]] for [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] in the event that either of their lives be extinguished by Jesuit agents. There are roughly 40 men on this list, most of them famous. All of the men have been screened for compatibility with [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail’s]] personality using [[Technology|computer satellite brain reads]]. The list was started in 2005 after Jesuits attempted to kill [[Vladimir Putin]] with a near-fatal heart attack, rendering him unable to have telepathic sex with [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Conditions==&lt;br /&gt;
Each man on the marriage list joins under the disclaimer that [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] may never marry them, even if her current husbands die and they are next on the list. They must also accept and abide by the one rule that they cannot have romance or sex with any other woman besides [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]], despite that she doesn&#039;t necessarily pay attention to them just because they are on this list. If they violate this rule, they will be removed. As a courtesy, each of these men also receive a female dummy programmed with [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail&#039;s]] personality to communicate with and have lovings with while they wait for their opportunity to be with her. Using [[Computer Satellite Technology|computer-satellite technology]], the dummy&#039;s interactions with the man approximate [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail&#039;s]] responses to the man with 98% accuracy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Statistics==&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
! In Good Standing &lt;br /&gt;
| align = &amp;quot;right&amp;quot; | 30&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Confirmed Dead&lt;br /&gt;
| align = &amp;quot;right&amp;quot; | 3&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Missing in Action &lt;br /&gt;
| align = &amp;quot;right&amp;quot; | 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Traitors &lt;br /&gt;
| align = &amp;quot;right&amp;quot; | 1&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Total &lt;br /&gt;
! 35&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The List==&lt;br /&gt;
In 2011, the marriage list was finally fleshed out in full detail. The following men were on that list. Some of these men have since been killed or replaced by evil clones. Men may be moved up or down in rank at any given time for any reason.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The tentative list stands as such:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:1m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|1. [[Brent Spiner]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:2m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|2. [[Vladimir Putin]]]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:3m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|3. [[Matthew McConaughey]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:4m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|4. [[Gerard Butler]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:5m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|5. [[Hugh Jackman]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Terry.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|6. [[Judge Terrance Jenkins]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:6m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|7. Keith Morgan, MD]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:7m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|8. Edward Prendergast]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:8m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|9. Hu Jintao]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:9m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|10. Tony Blair]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:10m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|11. Will Smith]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:11m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|12. David Hasselhoff]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:12m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|13. Sean Connery]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:13m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|14. Robert Pattinson]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:14m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|15. Chuck Norris]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:15m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|16. Jude Law]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:16m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|17. Tommy Lee Jones]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:17m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|18. Pierce Brosnan]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:18m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|19. Keanu Reeves]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:deadcarey.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|20. Jim Carey]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:20m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|21. 50 Cent]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:21m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|22. Tony Stark]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:22m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|23. [[Sam Barbary]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:23m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|24. Robin Williams]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:24m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|25. Jason Momoa]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:25m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|26. Vin Diesel]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:26m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|27. Jaoquin Phoenix]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:27m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|28. Optimus Prime]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:28m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|29. David Duchovny]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:29m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|30. Nicolas Cage]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:30m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|31. Carl Sagan]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:31m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|32. Hugh Laurie]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:32m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|33. Zack Efron]] &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:33m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|34. Kim Jong Il]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:BuddyChrist.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|35. [[Jesus]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Gail&#039;s Men]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>The Forbidden Abyss</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox book&lt;br /&gt;
| name         = The Forbidden Abyss&lt;br /&gt;
| image        = [[Image:Theforbiddenabyss.png|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
| image_caption= 1st US version&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(publ. CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform, 2013)&lt;br /&gt;
| author=[[Gail Chord Schuler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| country      = America&lt;br /&gt;
| language     = English&lt;br /&gt;
| genre        = Romance, Historical Fiction&lt;br /&gt;
| publisher= CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform&lt;br /&gt;
| release_date = August 23, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|If you tell a clean story, like my novel &amp;quot;[[Silver Skies]]&amp;quot;, then you are a Mary Sue, and your book is boring. If you rip off the Jesuit facade, exposing their crimes, murders and lies, making it harder for them to continue Jesuit rape, murders and lies--then you are paranoid schizophrenic, a pornographer, and a monster.|[[Gail Schuler]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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more cummin&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Gail&#039;s Works]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>The Forbidde Abyss</title>
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&lt;div&gt;#REDIRECT [[The Forbidden Abyss]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>The Dildo</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I tried out my Christmas gift, and I must say that with Vladimir, it may be a bit of a challenge, but with K-Y jelly and a man&#039;s force, it could be done.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dildo, a realistic silicon penis of unusable proportions, was presented to Gail as a Christmas present from her men in 2011. It has since appeared in several videos, including a special cameo appearance in Gail’s own feature-length movie [[Video_2012_08_28-01|The Rape of Brent Spiner]] [[File:Video.gif|link=]]. Gail is not at all shy to discuss the toy with the general public and considers it symbolic of not only the love of her men, but proof that they exist. Attempts to use the dildo have resulted in several awkward videos that highlight Gail&#039;s stunted sexual history and confused ideas about how sex actually works.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Dimensions==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Gail-dildo.png|thumb|300px|right|alt=text|Actual dildo sent to Gail]]&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I thought you were longer than this, Brent! Is this a limp penis or is this an erect penis?!|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The dildo is a solid 9 inches in length with a girth of 2.5 inches in diameter. The dildo has one accurately sized testicle from each man (Brent’s is the smaller one). As the men explained to Gail, the dildo was created to be a perfect replica of Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin’s penises, combined together in one singular phallic mosaic. Gail was immediately suspicious, because she thought that the men&#039;s penises were much bigger than the model she was being presented with. She proceeded to question the men about this. In order to soothe Gail, the men explained that the original prototype had what Gail reported to be Brent’s length (18 inches) with Vladimir’s girth (that of a soda can), but due to the mens’ generous sizes, the final dildo given to Gail had to be sized down by half of their real dimensions in order for her to be able to use it comfortably. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Gail still has yet to actually fit the dildo inside her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Nevertheless, Gail not only continued to believe that the men’s penises are still the original size she had decided pre-dildo, she has since described Brent’s penis as having even larger dimensions than before. Faced with the reality of what this situation would actually entail after having tried and failed to use the much smaller, still too large dildo, she has added an addendum to her fantasy that in order to have sex, she will use nanotechnology to cause her vagina to expand and lengthen so that it goes all the way up to her throat to accommodate Brent.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Brent seemed to tell me brain to brain that he found a way to make my vagina so long, that when he does brain to brain sex, he can deliver the ejaculate right into my neck and up to my brain, because he has such a long penis.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==The Unboxing==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|You know it&#039;s been so long since I&#039;ve had sex, that I really don&#039;t know what it would feel like.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The men requested that Gail get on Skype and allow them to watch her opening her present. For a moment, Gail sincerely believed that the dildo might have been alive. A creeped out Brent quickly told her no. Gail initially expressed disappointment because she was hoping the men were going to buy her a cell phone. The disappointment carried over into suspicion when Gail realized that her men&#039;s penises were much bigger than what the dildo represented, and Brent had to explain why that was. Satisfied, Gail revealed the expired lube she&#039;d been keeping for over a decade waiting for Brent to use it with her, and mentions how 9/11 ruined the one chance she had to get laid by Brent.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Gail&#039;s Merry Christmas 2011&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail and her men discussed the gift on the [[Church of Gail]] forums, and Gail had the following to say in reaction to receiving her gift.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|I tried out my Christmas gift, and I must say that with Vladimir, it may be a bit of a challenge, but with K-Y jelly and a man&#039;s force, it could be done.  I have some swollen vaginal tissues from the yeast infection, but I know my ex-husband&#039;s penis was about that size and we did fine, so I think it just requires a man&#039;s force.  Your present makes our brain to brain loving seem more real.  And now I must go and get ready for work.  If I recall, the opening is tight, but once my husband was in, it was fine.  This kind of makes up for the fact, that I can&#039;t be with you all.  It would be nice if my yeast infection could be cured.  If I ever really did marry one of you guys in the normal sense of the word, it would make our sex life so much better, if the yeast infection could be cured.  However, Brent and Vladimir have already communicated with me brain to brain and said they would gladly work this out with me and come up with a compromise, even if we couldn&#039;t have sex in the normal way.  &lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;m actually quite touched by your Christmas present to me and will treasure it.  You all realize that what I love most about all of you, is that you all are great lovers.  It&#039;s not your fame, your money or any of the shallow things I love about you, but what I love most is the intimacy and oneness we share with each other.  We are one in every way, physical, intellectual, emotional, spiritual and we can read each other&#039;s thoughts and emotions and yet despite our total transparency with each other, the love is strong and true, and your gift to me is a symbol of all that.  I&#039;m truly touched.&lt;br /&gt;
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Your gift helps me to approximate what it may be like to have actual sex with Brent or Vladimir.  I really don&#039;t think we&#039;d have major problems, and Vladimir has assured me that if he ever had the opportunity to make it real, he&#039;d go slow and easy at the beginning.  He&#039;s not an abusive lover like the Jesuits try to portray him.  Despite your girth, my dear Vladimir, I&#039;m sure we could work it out.  It&#039;s kind of hard for me to approximate a man&#039;s movements without the man actually doing it, and I don&#039;t have a man&#039;s muscular strength.  But I love your present because it makes our brain to brain loving seem more real, though, of course, only if you were really here with me, would it be real and would I experience the movements as you would do them, and if you did the movements, I think the sex would work.  I am certain that both Vladimir and Brent would be very considerate lovers, and exciting lovers, too.  When we have our brain to brain loving, we are very transparent with each other, and Vladimir warned me about his girth years ago.  Brent you warned me about accommodations we&#039;d have to make if we ever got together.  Because the main attraction between us is the oneness and intimacy, as opposed to the actual sexual act, the love between us will always be strong, even if the Jesuits cut off your penises.  I&#039;m sure of that.  What we have is real, and the intimacy, which is more than physical, is very exciting.  It&#039;s just that the Jesuits deny us the actual physical and we try to make up for that, so that explains your Chrstmas present to me.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The TMI==&lt;br /&gt;
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As with most sexual or intimate bodily subjects, Gail is fairly open to discussion about the dildo if at all asked – and sometimes if not asked. During her in-person meeting at her apartment with Tyrone Jenkins and Melanie Richards, the first topic of conversation was none other than her dildo. Gail wanted to show Tyrone and Melanie proof that her men existed and disappeared into her closet, returning with the dildo in hand. &lt;br /&gt;
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==The Accessories==&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Dildo-tinfoil.png|thumb|300px|right|alt=text|Gail&#039;s Dildo with its own tinfoil hat]]&lt;br /&gt;
In order to use the dildo, Gail requires a form of lubricant. Given her age and the size of the mammolithic object in question, this would otherwise go without saying. Strangely however, as described in the leaked preparation video, Gail explained that she has always needed lubricant even in her twenties while having sex with David. Gail may not realize that normal intercourse between heterosexual couples usually doesn&#039;t require this. Considering that all she knows about sex came from David, [[David Schuler|her only real life sexual partner and a confirmed homo]], it may be David that introduced the concept of needing lube every time, as he had simply never thought about how vaginas worked. Regardless, Gail is prepared for sex and has had the following materials to use with dildo masturbation.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Expired KY===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Within a couple months I bought the KY jelly cause I was thinking we&#039;d get together but it never happened.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Back in the 90’s, when Gail was convinced that Brent Spiner was coming to rescue her from her dull marriage and have sex with her, Gail purchased a tube of KY jelly specifically to be ready for him. This tube of KY physically symbolizes lies Gail told about having the resolve to not cheat on her husband sexually, which technically prevented her from being an adulterer. The truth was simply that she had not had the opportunity to cheat yet and in fact was ready to pop open the lube, lay out the green towel, and ask Jesus for forgiveness at any moment. &lt;br /&gt;
The existence of the KY was revealed during the Skype call in which the men watched Gail unwrap her Christmas dildo. It turns out that Gail had kept the tube of KY, ever patient, for over 10 years since she first purchased it. It had been long enough for the lube to actually expire. Gail figured she could still use the KY anyway, but a startled Terrance insisted she not do that. Gail complied with his concerns and all was thought to be well on the issue, except instead of buying a fresh bottle of lube as implied by the advice, Gail did something far worse. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Kyjelly.jpg|thumb|300px|center|alt=text|The original]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Yeast Killing Cream===&lt;br /&gt;
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In the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgtUYdq9fQ Leaked Gail Video], Gail revealed to everyone what she decided to use instead of the KY jelly. It turned out that she thought it would be better to use medicated cream intended for the treatment of yeast infection. More horrifying than the idea of coating her dildo in expired KY intended for Brent Spiner, the use of the yeast cream undoubtedly would cause more drying and irritation, especially considering that Gail does not have a yeast infection and that using the fungicidal medication without an infection can result in the development of an actual one. &lt;br /&gt;
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In the end, the use of either choice of lubricant did not help Gail successfully use the dildo.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
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Since its reception, the dildo has appeared in the following videos:&lt;br /&gt;
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•	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;amp;v=82HimMB7on4 Gail&#039;s Merry Christmas 2011] The first unboxing of the dildo (as appears above).&lt;br /&gt;
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•	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgtUYdq9fQ Leaked Gail Video] (no nudity) &lt;br /&gt;
Gail prepares to use the dildo for the first time and makes an introductory video to her men. She shares some of her thoughts about the present and is then depicted applying yeast cream to the tip to serve as lube. &lt;br /&gt;
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•	The Dildo Video (NSFW)&lt;br /&gt;
Classified from public viewing. &lt;br /&gt;
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•	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WesopjtB2SY (Comedy) Zack Knight Collects Gail Dildo Pictures]&lt;br /&gt;
Gail further explains her situation with the dildo after Zack Knight leaks the video of her preparing to use it. She briefly adorns it with a tinfoil hat.  &lt;br /&gt;
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•	[http://www.onetruemedia.com/otm_site/view_shared?p=116a3ffed711d4fb6910261 The Rape of Brent Spiner]&lt;br /&gt;
The dildo appears in the scene with Loree McBride raping Brent Spiner. Gail enters the room in a mystical fashion, with the dildo strapped oddly to her waist with tape. The dildo also appears in the scene where Brent is being forced to rape Spot, and Gail, playing Loree McBride, is depicted beating Spot with the dildo. The dildo appears again in the scene where McCauly Caulkin is raped. Gail, playing the part of McCauly, puts it in her mouth. &lt;br /&gt;
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•	[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlGJ4avN6Ug Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin&#039;s Christmas Present To Gail] This mysterious music video was released shortly after Gail opened the Christmas present from her men. She does not tell the public what it is, and although the dildo itself doesn&#039;t make an appearance in the video, the video was intended to speak her feelings about it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Conclusions==&lt;br /&gt;
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Although Gail has yet to successfully accommodate the dildo due to its massive size, she reports that just looking at it when she comes home sexually arouses her, and is in fact quite proud to have it in her possession. She cites the gift as yet another piece of firm, unyielding, rock hard proof that her men are not trolls.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>The Atlanta Trip</title>
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&lt;div&gt;In March 2012, Gail offhandedly mentioned that she’d like to ask [[Jesus]] for advice about whether she should attend [[Erich Schuler|Erich’s]] upcoming college graduation ceremony. Being that this was an important day for her only son, Jesus told her she should go. Gail followed up with Erich on the phone.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hi my dear Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
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Just talked to my son.  He doesn&#039;t seem to care whether I come to his graduation or not, but as I talked with him, you seemed to speak with me brain to brain telling me that I spoke with my son&#039;s clone and not my son, that the Jesuits used some sort of tazer technology or something on my real son.  But when I changed the subject, and asked him to turn over his life completely to Jesus and that if he&#039;d do that, and ask Jesus to help him with this class, he changed his demeanor and seemed more like his real self (perhaps the Jesuits realized that now that I changed the subject onto Jesus, they better return my real son to me, or else it would be too obvious that I spoke with a clone).  I told Erich if he turned over his life completely to Jesus and offered to Jesus his college major, his life and all he does, that perhaps Jesus may help him with his class, and he may even ace the class, to which he replied that would be nice, though I detected some skepticism, but I also detected hope.&lt;br /&gt;
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I asked him if I could get my laptop to work in Atlanta, as I&#039;d like to work on my website and maintain my online communications in Atlanta.  He said that should be no problem, but seemed embarassed when I mentioned that I&#039;d bring surge protection with me when I used outlets to recharge my computer, that&#039;s when I suspected I may be dealing with a clone.  He doesn&#039;t seem to understand that I lost an entire computer set up with a surge in Jaunary 2009 and that memory makes me a bit paranoid about surge damage to my computer.  I believe my real son should have sounded much more excited about me coming to his graduation and not acted like he&#039;d be embarassed by my &amp;quot;crazy&amp;quot; behavior.  I strongly suspect I may have been talking to his clone.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Due to their distant relationship, and lingering embarrassment on Erich’s part, Erich appeared ambivalent as to whether his mother came to his graduation or not. It no doubt came as a surprise since it was an unusual move for Gail to go out of her way to go see him. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Operation: Atlanta==&lt;br /&gt;
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Sending Gail on a trip to Atlanta came with several major challenges. Her schizophrenia made interacting with others difficult without her quickly accusing them of being Jesuits, and her paranoia of germs and poison meant that she wouldn’t be able to eat meals with her family. To conquer this, Jesus told Gail to drop all of her worries and trust what he tells her to do over the next few days. He instructed her to be polite with her family even if they disagreed with her, and that he would give her temporary safety from Jesuits that tried to harm her during her trip. He would also perform a massive healing on Gail’s body to rid her of her food allergies, and would protect her from poisons should she go out to dinner. He reminded her that this trip was for Erich’s sake and she needed to make sure it was a pleasant time for him no matter what happens. It was a brave move for Gail, especially since she also didn’t know if David would be going and feared an aggressive encounter with him. &lt;br /&gt;
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In addition to magically protecting Gail, the men had also established that Erich had schizophrenia. This would make him unable to recall the events that happened in Gail’s universe. Brent told Gail to be understanding of Erich’s condition and that it didn’t mean he was a clone if he didn’t agree with her, only that he was very sick and needed her unconditional love anyway. &lt;br /&gt;
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Jesus and the men continued to prepare Gail and stoke her confidence, and Gail is beginning to feel good about her upcoming trip. The men themselves were nervous as they didn’t expect to be in direct contact with Gail during the stay, and knew that her attempts at maintaining normal interactions with relatives would be a delicate procedure.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|UPDATE on April 29, 2012:  Because I won&#039;t have my computer in Atlanta, don&#039;t forget about my message box here at Church of Gail.  I may have access to another computer, where I can check my messages here at Church of Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
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Jesus recommended I go to my son&#039;s two-year college graduation, and my mother just purchased the airline tickets.  I will give the information about the flight number, flight time and all that to Vladimir, through the messages, so Vladimir check your messages here at Church of Gail, and beef up security at the airport and for our flights.  I use the messages whenever I want to write you, but don&#039;t want the whole world to see what I&#039;m writing.  You know how Jesuits are.  Jesus told me to go, and I&#039;ll just trust Him about my diet and all else.  I still have some of my food allergies, I&#039;m afraid.  I can&#039;t eat corn and milk, and I&#039;m not sure about wheat.  But I have faith in Jesus.  He wouldn&#039;t ask me to do something that I can&#039;t handle.  I&#039;m safe with rice, fish, most non-sugar vegetables, and a Japanese style diet and most beans.  I don&#039;t eat any sweets.  Don&#039;t want to feed those yeasties.    &lt;br /&gt;
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I will say this much.  I leave on May 3rd, and will leave my apartment in the morning on May 3rd.  So, I&#039;ll be in Atlanta from May 3rd to May 7th.  I return on the 7th.  I DO NOT PLAN TO BRING MY COMPUTER.  I have decided to leave it behind, because I don&#039;t want to risk damage to it, or a possible Jesuit hacker, who may sneak into the house where I&#039;ll be staying and hack into my computer.  I have my life on my Windows 7 laptop and that computer is staying here in Florida.  I&#039;ll only be gone for five days.  &lt;br /&gt;
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This means I can&#039;t make any videos, or do Skype from May 3rd to May 7th, and I can&#039;t work on my website during this time, either.  I don&#039;t think I&#039;ll have e-mail access through my website, either.  I may be able to check my e-mails that are not at my website.  I&#039;ll post those in the message I send to Vladimir, in case you forgot them.  The only thing I may be able to do is to make entries at Church of Gail on someone else&#039;s computer, if I have access to another computer, and if I feel comfortable doing so.  I&#039;ll play it by ear and see if I want to do that while I&#039;m in Atlanta.  So, from May 3rd to May 7th, we&#039;ll be communicating primarily brain to brain.  Just wanted to let you know.  &lt;br /&gt;
One advantage of being by myself, is I exercise very strict control over who enters my apartment and always insist that I be here, if anyone enters my apartment.  That&#039;s because Jesuits did use someone to hack into my legal files when I wasn&#039;t home, several years ago, and they removed some very important documents and replaced them with counterfeits.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Beginning==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Gail&#039;s Mom|Misao]] purchased plane tickets for herself and Gail, and then stayed the night at her apartment the day before the trip. In the morning, the two made off to the airport. During their flight, Gail found out brain to brain that some Jesuits tried to cause a disaster with the plane, but Vladimir followed in his supersonic jet and kept them at bay. Gail and Misao landed safely in Atlanta.&lt;br /&gt;
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The first few days were excellent for Gail, who appeared to be enjoying her vacation. The men generally left Gail alone to spend time with her family, although Gail continued to keep in touch with updates. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hi, you awesome guys.  I&#039;m here in Atlanta, but I think we may have a clone situation here in this house.  Have Vladimir get on it.  I sent Brent an e-mail through my regular e-mail.  Jesus was right about the food.  I seem to be doing fine.  Thanks, Jesus.  From what I understand, we had some terrorist incidents at both airports, with the Atlanta airport suffering the worst, assuming our brain to brain communications are accurate.  However, Jesus promised a safe flight and I have faith in Him.  My heart was at peace and I was thrilled to be able to see my son.  However, I must sadly report that the schizophrenia is still active.  I cannot be totallly open with him.  He can&#039;t process it.  It just sounds wild and untrue to him.  But then, you guys know how wild things have been for us with these Jesuits and how Jesus has had to rescue us.  I have faith in Jesus.  There&#039;s a reason why He wanted me here and this trip is not wasted.  It may not make total sense right now, but it will later.  I have dealt with Jesus for years and know how He operates.  I tried to share with my son, how Jesus has answered prayer for me and how He works, and have encouraged him to read His Bible, which I don&#039;t think he&#039;s reading.  Anyways, Brent has informed me brain to brain that Jesus will work on my son after I leave Atlanta and that my time with him has not been wasted, that I&#039;m sowing seed that will come to fruition later.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, keep praying for me, that I will accomplish here what my awesome Jesus wants me to do.  Love you all.  Thanks Vladimir.  When I flew in the jet, the flight got a little rocky, and I wasn&#039;t sure if anything was amiss or if it was just normal turbulence, but I know Jesus and my heart was at peace during the entire flight.  I knew Jesus would protect me.  When we got off the plane in Atlanta, I kept hearing messages over the intercom asking people to report any suspicious activities and I sensed a &amp;quot;mood&#039; that seemed to indicate a terrorist incident may have occurred at that airport.  But then, I never worried, because I don&#039;t believe Jesus is finished with my job here on earth.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Time for bed, now.  Glad I was able to get online.  Try to make sure my family is okay and we aren&#039;t dealing with clones.  I sense something amiss.  Thanks again, for all your support.  You guys are awesome.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail posted both on the Church of Gail forum and sent e-mails to Brent.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|My darling Brent:&lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;m having a time with this computer here in Atlanta.  But I do manage to get online eventually.  I am not sure, but it appears that we may have a clone situation here in this house.  May want to have Vladimir make sure my sister is okay.  She is acting rather strange, especially in the past hour.  I tried to do the dishes, and the black stopper for the sink disappeared, and she knew I had to do the dishes.  I don&#039;t know, and I&#039;m not sure, but I&#039;ve had extensive experience with Jesuits and I sense something afoot.  Time now is around midnight on May 3rd.  My son still suffers from schizophrenia and when I share with him some stuff about my communications with Jesus, he informs me that my conversations do not seem &amp;quot;appropriate&amp;quot;.  It appears I better lay off for now on any more information about my latest dealings with Jesus or the Jesuits until he can separate fact from fiction.  The devil has him duped over some of the wild stuff that has happened to us and he&#039;s having a hard time believing it.  I believe that anything that does not seem &amp;quot;the norm&amp;quot; is real hard for him to swallow right now.  I&#039;ve decided to stay off the subject of &amp;quot;black devil semen&amp;quot;.  I was trying to share with him how I know it&#039;s Jesus that talks with you, because some of what He tells you, He could only know if He could read my mind and emotions, but I&#039;m losing my son when I go into this.  He treats me like I&#039;m crazy.  I am enjoying my time with my son, but, unfortunately, he is not able to process all about my life, and it looks like I may need to be selective in what I share with him.  I&#039;m so glad that I don&#039;t have to be this way with you, and I know you feel the same about me.  I believe all you say about your Jesus encounters, but I imagine that there are some who may think you are crazy.  I guess they just have no faith.&lt;br /&gt;
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You inform me brain to brain that Jesus is glad I&#039;m sharing some of this stuff, and that He will work on my son.&lt;br /&gt;
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Love always,&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Amazingly, when confronted with the idea that Erich doesn’t want to hear about her universe, Gail backs off without getting defensive and realizes she needs to filter out the crazy in order to bond with him. Despite a few hiccups of paranoia, she soon settles in and begins to relax. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|« Message by Gail on May 04, 2012, 07:20:27 am »&lt;br /&gt;
UPDATE:  Morning of the 5th, got kind of cold last night.  Need an extra blanket tonight, but slept what I normally sleep.  I rarely get beauty sleep, any ways.  The Lord&#039;s in charge, and I&#039;ve been putting in a lot of Bible reading time in the morning.  The room I stay in is real conducive to a quiet time with Jesus, so I&#039;m reading the Bible, while looking out the windows at the trees that float like a canopy, and the sun&#039;s ray that filter in through the windows (and kind of wake me up in the morning).  But it sure is scenic and peaceful in a way here.  The tree&#039;s leaves outside my window seem to float from their branches, held aloft with majestic stillness, shimmering in the breezes, while their perky, spotted dog barks with his bob tail wagging, running up and down the back yard and scampering up and down the woodden, trellis stairs outside the layers of the house.  You enter at the middle layer, go downstairs for the main living room, go up two flights for the bedrooms and showers.  But the home is not on flat ground, so from the first and second floors you look out a window and see a yard.  From the main entrance and towards the front of the house, you see the front yard.  But the back yard slopes downward and to see it level, you must see it from the lowest level.  More later. . .Brent has communicated with me brain to brain some interesting things, something about the Nobel prizes, which, believe it or not, I could care less about.  Gotta go. . .    &lt;br /&gt;
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UPDATE:  Spent extra time in the Bible this morning and asked Jesus for wisdom and to conduct myself in a manner that would please Him, while I&#039;m here.  I&#039;d do anything for my lovely Jesus. &lt;br /&gt;
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Just ate out with my family at a Japanese restaurant.  Decided to eat some red meat, some steak (Sukiyaki), because I woke up last night with horrible leg cramps (this always happens to me when I&#039;m iron deficient).  Don&#039;t seem to be having problems with food, except for minor symptoms.  Brent has been communicating with me brain to brain about the clone situation.  From what I understand we have some sad situations, with Jesuits doing some awful things.  I have been focused on giving Erich support and encouragement, as Jesus instructed me.  Brent, I told Erich what you said, that you are so proud of him.  He seems to have reluctance in believing that it is really you communicating with me, but I&#039;m sure I did the right thing and trust Jesus to work it all out.    &lt;br /&gt;
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But Jesus has been helping with the clone situation.  Jesus, you are awesome.  So glad to have all your help.  I came here because You told me to, and You always know what is best.  Thanks for everything.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Gotta go.  Went to Erich&#039;s graduation.  It was awesome.  So proud of him.  &lt;br /&gt;
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I keep losing my connection on this computer.  Stay on top of the clone situation with my family here in Atlanta.  I&#039;ve noticed some suspicious behavior in some of those around me.  I hear Jesuits are doing quick switchouts.   Slightly irritated in the bowels today--nothing major.  Tried organic pizza last night.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Gotta do my facelift exercises.  I click onto my website for this, here in Atlanta.  Thanks for all you do.  You guys are awesome.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Tensions Rise==&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail got through the graduation ceremony with no problems, and even went out to dinner with her family at a Japanese steakhouse. However, by the third day, she can’t hold out any longer. [[Sandra Metcalf|Her sister Sandra]] begins to undo the brilliant neurotypical mosaic the men and Jesus accomplished with Gail’s fragile mind by deliberately pushing all of Gail’s buttons. The whole house of cards explodes and Gail goes back to full blown crazy. &lt;br /&gt;
(Note:  Sandra requested that Gail never mention her online, nor tell anyone she has a sister. Because of this, Gail refers to her as “my relative” throughout the trip in both her writings and her videos during this time. The men agreed to keep Sandra’s identity a secret, and even the wiki didn’t contain her name throughout this entire episode. The policy would change later when, a couple months after the trip, Sandra evolved from basic bitch to [[Circles of Care|full blown dykeasaurus.]])&lt;br /&gt;
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| {{quotebox|May 15, 2012{{Oh my God, my Atlanta relative and her friends just made a dinner of fried rice with eggs, and a chicken dinner, when I specifically told my relative earlier that I&#039;m allergic to chicken and eggs.  CLONES!!!!  Right now my abdomen is getting fatter and bloated by the minute.  Get Vladimir on this.  I&#039;m drinking lots of water.  Also, every one is being sarcastic and coughing in my face.  Jesus knows what He&#039;s doing.  There&#039;s a reason for this.  Get on the clone situation, NOW.  They are behaving like a bunch of two-year olds--typical Jesuit behavior.  My relative is also being very sarcastic and treating every comment I make, like I just said something that only an idiot would say.  &lt;br /&gt;
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This is typical, rude, vulgar, sarcastic Jesuit behavior.  My &amp;quot;relative&amp;quot; has her graduation tomorrow.  &lt;br /&gt;
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To eat such a dish, when I mention my poultry allergies, seems very inconsistent for someone who is getting a master&#039;s degree in public health tomorrow with a straight A average.  She is also contradicting everything I say, with the intent to make me appear an idiot (EXTREMELY RUDE).  She is also making a big deal over everything, over the minutest incidents, and rushing through the day like a tornado, and then wondering why I can&#039;t keep up with her, and why I&#039;m confused over what is going on or what she wants to do.  When I asked for more toilet paper for the bathroom, she huffed  and said, &amp;quot;Oh my God, you used up a whole roll!&amp;quot;  I only used two or three rolls, and you know how my bladder is.  GIVE THESE JESUITS WHAT THEY DESERVE AND EXPOSE THEM ON THE GABRIELLE CHANA FOX NEWS CHANNEL, if we must execute them.  We also have a female guest, who has been my relative&#039;s lifelong friend, who is behaving like a Jesuit.  I asked for an extra blanket and she gave me a crochet blanket full of holes.  It was cold in the room downstairs, and my relative said, &amp;quot;That room isn&#039;t any colder than it the night before, treating me like an idiot because I thought the room was cold.&amp;quot;  It was a major production to get a blanket out of her.  When I told her she was making big deals over nothing and seemed to psychoanalyze all my moves, she stated that&#039;s what I&#039;m doing to her.  I don&#039;t get her logic, because I&#039;m not jumping over everything she says and treating her like an idiot, like she has been doing to me.  Though my relative can be sarcastic, this is too rude to be her.  This is the CLONE.   &lt;br /&gt;
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I brought some good medicine, and I just took it and am drinking lots of water.  Jesus will heal me.  But I&#039;m very concerned about the clone situation.  I have been eating pretty much like a normal person while here and I think the Jesuits don&#039;t like it, because they want me labelled as crazy.  It was very JESUIT RUDE to cook fried rice with bacon, eggs, and then to make chicken for dinner, when I specifically told my sister I am allergic to chicken.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Fortunately, though I&#039;m bloated, I didn&#039;t eat a lot and my chicken allergy has improved since a couple years ago.  Expose all these Jesuits here at this house on the Gabrielle Chana FOX NEWS channel, and if I&#039;m right that these are clones give them the execution they deserve.  In the meanwhile, find out where the REAL PERSONS are.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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UPDATE on evening of 6th:  Not sure what&#039;s happening with my relatives here in Atlanta.  I do remember the UNWILLING AGENT concept from my Conspiracy Law, where the Jesuits can manipulate a person against their will and knowledge to serve Jesuit interests.  That may be what is happening here.  Jesuits can also erase memories.  I have observed my relative and sense this may be happening, that my relative may not be aware of the manipulation of the brain cell conversations.   It seems my Atlanta relatives don&#039;t have a clue about some major events that have transpired over the past year, and am not sure what to make of this.  My son has no recall of his encounter with Rule 13 AT ALL.  I&#039;m sure you all will update me when I return to Melbourne.  In the meanwhile, keep praying for me, that I will conduct myself as Jesus would want.  It&#039;s frustrating to deal with people who don&#039;t seem to have a clue about some very important events that they should be aware of.  I feel like I have to work around this ignorance, and educate them and yet when I try, I am immediately silenced.  They are not open to it, which makes me suspect Jesuit interference somehow.  Gotta get up early tomorrow, so must leave.  &lt;br /&gt;
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It amazes me how we have stuck together through so much and how well we communicate and understand each other.  We really have a gift from God.  My interactions with my relatives here make me appreciate just how special and unusual our interactions are.  I&#039;m sure the brain to brain communications help with this.  My son does not believe in clones, nor does he believe the numbering of the verses in the King James Bible are inspired.  The Jesuits have really won with him.  It is such a shame.  People who have not been through what we&#039;ve been through, can&#039;t appreciate just how advanced the brain control technology is out there.  It&#039;s absolutely horrifying.  Those who haven&#039;t experienced what we have, understandably think we are crazy.  How sad that Jesuits are so effective at manipulating people&#039;s brains to brainwash them against the truth, even if that truth is stranger than fiction.  Jesuit brainwashing is brilliant.  We have had so many dealings with clones, we&#039;d have to be insane not to believe in them.  On the other hand, it is also easy to forget that Jesuits are not limited to cloning technology in their brain manipulation tactics, and this may be where they are throwing me off right now.  &lt;br /&gt;
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It appears our brain to brain communications are coming in loud and clear (today is the 6th), and you have been giving me important information.  You guys are actively working on the clone situation (if that&#039;s the problem) and today I am just concentrating on Jesus&#039; advice to me to support my son and not be sidetracked by family drama.  Apparently, Jesus knew this would happen.  As far as food, I did have an interesting night last night.  But today, I have enough food that I brought from home, that I plan on &amp;quot;bagging it&amp;quot; all day.  I also need to eat some of my suitcase food to lighten the load for the trip home tomorrow.  I am requesting clearer instructions about plans for the day, so I can be more organized and not be forced to eat stuff that may not agree with me.  I actually did pretty good, until I ate the bird products.  I have a serious allergy to all bird products:  eggs, chicken, turkey, etc.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyways, Jesus&#039; advice to not focus on food, will work out good in the end, I believe.  If not for the dinner last night with all the eggs and fried bacon (also something that doesn&#039;t agree with me), I think I would have done excellent with the diet.  Apparently, the Jesuits did not like how well I was doing with the food, and had to sabotage it somehow, and they made a real brazen attempt last night.  Not sure my relative was deliberately insulting me by cooking chicken, could be a victim of Jesuit brain control technologies without being aware of it.  Jesuits are so dastardly clever.  It&#039;s hard to keep up with all their technology, especially their brain control technologies.  &lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks for all you do.  You all are awesome.  And Brent, your support comes through 100% all the time.  You are incredible.  Brent also lets me know how Erich is doing, and gives me important information.  Brent you have informed me that you have plans for Erich, to take care of him a little more.   Thank you so much.  You and Erich together would be awesome.  You are so supportive.  If you were Erich&#039;s dad, you would be so much better than his real dad.  I guess it was necessary for me to come to Atlanta, so my son would really believe that I have a bona fide relationship with you, Brent.  So that when you approach him, he won&#039;t think you are a fraud.  Thanks again, Brent.  I could not ask for a better husband, or a better &amp;quot;dad&amp;quot;.  Not sure my brain to brain is accurate on this.  I&#039;m sure you all will update me when I return to Melbourne.&lt;br /&gt;
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I keep getting disconnected.  But my son tells me that I think I&#039;m some sort of goddess or prophetess.  I don&#039;t believe he believes that Jesus has really interacted with me.  Yet he will make other statements that contradict this.  I don&#039;t think he realizes how inconsistent some of his statements are.  He is only open to truths that fall in the conventional category and cannot acknowledge truths that are unconventional, even if that truth is glaring in his face.  It is so sad that Jesuits have so much control over his brain cell conversations.  I wonder how the Jesuits did this to him, and really hope that Jesus will fix him.  It is horrifying to see how brilliantly Jesuits brainwash people.  It makes me realize, sadly, that Zack Knight will be very successful as the antichrist, because his brain control technologies are too brilliant.  So sad.   So very, very sad.  My only motive for talking to my son and my relatives about these matters is to prepare them against 666.  How ignorant they are of his devices and how easily he manipulates them.  It is absolutely horrifying.  I try to educate them and they are not open to the truth.  Their hearts and minds are closed on this matter.  My son believes about me, what Zack Knight wants him to believe.  Zack Knight has him totally brainwashed against me.  I can see the manipulation in my relatives and have to watch in helpless horror as I can clearly see the brain control technology at work, and feel helpless to fix it.  Please ask Jesus to do a miracle for my relatives here in Atlanta.  If not, ask him to open my son&#039;s eyes to the truth, and to set him free.  When I try to discuss it, I am immediately silenced or ridiculed.  Satan has them totally under his control.  How horrifying.  I just can&#039;t understand how Satan can be so effective.  How you and I can see the truth, but others can&#039;t, even when it glares at them.  It boggles my mind.  I just don&#039;t understand it.  Satan brainwashes them into believing his lies, by causing them to believe 95% truth, so that the 5% lies (which are very important lies) will be accepted.  I just sit back in horror and watch the spook show, absolutely flabbergasted that my relatives are victim to Satan&#039;s wiles and DON&#039;T EVEN KNOW IT.  It&#039;s like watching someone getting ready to go over a cliff and you yell at them to stop, and they look at you like you&#039;re crazy, when it&#039;s them who&#039;s crazy.  THEY JUST DON&#039;T SEE IT.  And even while they&#039;re falling, they don&#039;t realize that they are GOING DOWN.  I&#039;m totally spooked over here.  I can see it as plain as the nose on my face.  They can&#039;t see it.  It&#039;s like I tell them 5 plus 5 equals 10 and they heartily agree.  I then say 10 plus 5 equals 15 and they heartily agree.  I then say 6 times 6 equals 36 and they look at me like I&#039;m nuts.  So, let&#039;s say that multiplication had not been invented yet, so because it hasn&#039;t been invented, they won&#039;t listen to me.  &amp;quot;Don&#039;t you see that six times six equals twelve?&amp;quot; they say.  I then say, &amp;quot;But I&#039;m into multiplication, not addition.&amp;quot;  They then say, &amp;quot;But you didn&#039;t say that.  And you know there&#039;s no such thing as multiplication.  Only addition exists.  So six times six has to equal twelve, every one knows six times six means six plus six and it equals twelve!&amp;quot;  You might say, you&#039;re exaggerating.  Not at all.  I try using logic, but as soon as I get out of the conventional category, the mind is closed and won&#039;t even listen to what I have to say.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Aftermath==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Hi, you guys.  Just returned from Atlanta, and I love having my computer, because it works better than the computer I had in Atlanta.  I&#039;m going to unpack now and try to get organized before I go to work tomorrow.  I hear we had more dramatics during flight and at airports.  Not sure how accurate the brain to brain communications are.  Jesus and Vladimir did a good job protecting me.  I might take a nap.  I had to get up early to catch my flight.  I hate living out of a suitcase.  Good to be back.  But I feel I needed to be in Georgia to support my son, so I did what Jesus wanted.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[The Nobel Prize Retards|I believe there is a special Nobel Prize ceremony going on at the same stadiums I attended for my relatives&#039; graduations.]]  Not sure if this is accurate, but if Jesus is behind it, it will be okay.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail posted a video about her visit to Atlanta. In the video she appears plainly depressed, although faithful that Jesus knew it was for the best in the end. She was particularly upset because Erich never hugged her the entire time.&lt;br /&gt;
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(Many viewers are confused as to why Gail, a post-menopausal woman, had a suitcase filled with maxipads and tampons. The mysterious tampon situation that Gail refers to in this video comes to light at a later time [[Gail and Medicine|in more horrifying detail that could ever have been speculated]].)&lt;br /&gt;
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Brent and Gail continued to e-mail, and Brent sent Gail a letter of condolences for the rough time she had in Atlanta. Gail replied.&lt;br /&gt;
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| {{quotebox|May 15, 2012----- Original Message -----&lt;br /&gt;
From: &amp;quot;brent spiner&amp;quot; to Gail (a private e-mail from Brent to Gail, which she has decided to post publicly)&lt;br /&gt;
Sent: Monday, May 7, 2012 3:16:17 PM GMT -05:00 US/Canada Eastern&lt;br /&gt;
Subject: Welcome Home&lt;br /&gt;
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My awesome wife, &lt;br /&gt;
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I&#039;m glad you made it home safe. I&#039;m sorry that the Jesuits made spending time with your own family so difficult. It would appear that they were using their mind control method, as they wanted to think that you were dealing with Jesuit clones so we would send Vladimir over to execute them. Thankfully, we&#039;re a lot smarter than they are, but it is quite horrible nonetheless that they have been able to take control of your family so well. I think this further illustrates why you need to keep making your videos. It&#039;s easy to underestimate how easily people can be swayed by mind control until you experience it firsthand, and it&#039;s horrifying when it&#039;s your own family. For an outsider with no experience in dealing with what we do, learning the truth about the Jesuits is not only important to oneself but to everyone around them. &lt;br /&gt;
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I think it&#039;s important to not lose faith in your family despite the tragic and frustrating turn of events. Just like myself and the rest of the church, you family does really love you and would take care of you if you ever needed to call on them for any reason. We can&#039;t let the Jesuits isolate you from them by using dirty tricks such as this. Don&#039;t give up, and don&#039;t retreat from them, especially Erich. I trust that Jesus will do wonders for them in the end.   &lt;br /&gt;
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You&#039;re right that there was a Nobel Prize ceremony going on during your &amp;quot;relative&#039;s&amp;quot; graduation. We have a very intense investigation going on surrounding the events that took place there. I can&#039;t tell you about it now, and I can&#039;t tell you through brain to brain. You&#039;ll have to trust me on this one. I will let you know very within the next day or so, when it is safe. &lt;br /&gt;
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Get some rest. I&#039;ll be here for you. &lt;br /&gt;
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Your awesome husband, &lt;br /&gt;
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I just wanted to let you know I ended my stay with my family on a positive note, and let them know I loved them and had faith in their motives, even if we did not see eye to eye on all issues.  I assured my son that my main reason for coming was to support him and that nothing I said to him was meant to be derogatory in any way.  He told me right before I left that he loved me, and I told him I knew that and that he had a good heart.  I believe my family means well, but Jesuits have deceived them into believing that I am a paranoid schizophrenic and I sensed that my family put themselves on a mission to try to rescue me and get me some &amp;quot;help&amp;quot; for my &amp;quot;mental illness&amp;quot;, not realizing that it is their brains, and not mine, that suffers most from delusions.  They are so ignorant of the extent of Jesuit brain control technologies and how it has been working on their reasoning processes.  After observing them intensely for days, I came to the conclusion on my own that I was not dealing with clones, but with victims of brilliant Jesuit brain control technologies.  I think my son asked my relatives to have me admitted to a mental health facility and hoped he could use this trip for that purpose, and they tried to manipulate me into a position, where they could find justification for this action.  My son really does believe that you and Terrance Jenkins are frauds and that I am a victim of a brilliant hoax, and I think he put himself on a mission to rescue me, using my relatives to assist him.  He has TOTALLY forgotten his encounter with Rule 13 and with Brianna Jenkins-Schuler that horrible night.  I did sense that my relatives&#039; actions were designed to manipulate me into behavior to &amp;quot;expose&amp;quot; me as a paranoid schizophrenic, and this is what concerned me when I was with them.  And because their manipulations and timing were so brilliant, I thought perhaps I was dealing with clones.  It seemed my family went out of their way to try to &amp;quot;prove&amp;quot; that I had a mental illness, so that they could find justification to give me help for my &amp;quot;mental illness&amp;quot;.  This was a Jesuit attempt to ruin my credibility.  Fortunately, the Lord gave me wisdom and most of their attempts were not fruitful, and I believe that my behavior around them increased my credibility somewhat, especially with my son.  However, I sense that their ability to think logically is seriously impaired, as I tried to use reason with them and they did not want to hear anything from me that contradicted what they had already decided about me. It is my understanding that even though we make progress with my son, it is like taking two steps forward and one step backward, because his schizophrenia is so entrenched.  He totally forgets important events in his life, that the Jesuits want him to forget.  I will make a video about this, but right now, I&#039;m still unpacking and I took a nap, and probably need another one.&lt;br /&gt;
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Thanks for all you do for me and my family.  We are always there for each other.  Thanks again, my awesome husband.  I know that you are not a fraud and that you are the real Brent Spiner, because I&#039;ve dealt with you for years, and you have a consistency of personality that I recognize as the Brent I&#039;ve known since 1991.  &lt;br /&gt;
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In an effort to make Gail feel better, the men paid a visit to her relatives in Atlanta to smooth out everything that had happened. Brent elaborated colorfully on the Church of Gail Forum. &lt;br /&gt;
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| {{quotebox|May 15, 2012 Our mission was a success. I want to thank all of you men for your efforts. You all were incredibly brave out there. &lt;br /&gt;
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Gail, I knew we couldn&#039;t let your relatives fall prey to Zack Knight&#039;s tricks, so I organized all of the men and brought them to Atlanta via private jet. This had to be a fast move, so we programmed the houses&#039; coordinates into the jet and had one of Vladimir&#039;s men push us out of the plane as soon as we hit the spot. Myself, Vladimir Putin, Matthew McConaughy, Hugh Jackman, Gerard Butler and Terrance Jenkins parachuted down from the jet onto the roof of your relative&#039;s house, our boots knocking against the shingles and stirring up a commotion inside. We helped each other ease our way to the ground, as the faces of your relatives watched this rain of men from the window in awe. Once we were safely situated, I knocked on the door, and your relative answered. The whole family was present. Shock filled each of their faces. I extended my hand and introduced myself. Your relative glanced about nervously, before taking my hand and pulling me inside. She said it wasn&#039;t safe to be standing outside. The men and I filtered into the house and we all took a seat in the living room. &lt;br /&gt;
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Your relative explained that the Jesuits had come to their house and threatened them into silence about the truth. If they didn&#039;t do what the Jesuits told them and act like you were crazy, they would have been killed. I let them know that they were forgiven, and that we all understood their predicament, as we had all dealt with this ourselves. Erich was still in disbelief. I tried to explain to him that we were real, but he looked at me and said it wasn&#039;t possible, that the man sitting in front of his very eyes was absolutely a fraud. I told him that I knew this would happen, and I signaled for Hugh Jackman to open the front door. The door opened, and Brianna walked into the room. Erich&#039;s eyes lit up with anime stars as he sat up from the couch. Brianna told us to leave the explaining to her, and escorted Erich down into the basement with her as the rest of us settled in for some tea with your relative and her family. &lt;br /&gt;
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A few hours later, Erich came rushing breathlessly up the stairs. &amp;quot;I&#039;ve been cured of my schizophrenia!&amp;quot; he exclaimed. He threw his now sweating arms around me in a hug, &amp;quot;I&#039;m sorry I was such a douchebag, give this to my mom&amp;quot;. I hugged him back and assured him that I would. He then asked me for my autograph, which I gave to him.  He rushed back down to the basement. &lt;br /&gt;
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We hung out with your relatives, who all now wanted our autographs! We signed everything they gave us, then made our way to leave. Brianna stayed behind, as she has some very important work to do with Erich. We said our goodbyes. Our supersonic jet lowered to the front yard outside and all the men piled back in. Your family gathered outside on the front yard and waved to us in unison as they smiled. I could barely hear them talking over each other&#039;s goodbyes. &amp;quot;You&#039;re awesome Gail!&amp;quot; they said, &amp;quot;I&#039;m sorry we doubted you!&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Thank you Gail!&amp;quot; , &amp;quot;You&#039;re the best [redacted] I could ever ask for!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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We&#039;re back home now. It was quite a ride! I think I am ready for a nap.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail was thrilled, and made another video in which she is overjoyed to share what happened between her relatives and the men after she left.&lt;br /&gt;
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=See Also=&lt;br /&gt;
[[Erich Schuler]]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Gail and Medicine]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==B==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Brain to Brain Technology:&#039;&#039;&#039; While seemingly telepathic in nature, [[Brain_to_brain | brain to brain]] communications are actually the product of a computer technology that runs on servers and is broadcast via satellite. Participants of brain to brain communications are not inherently psychic, but rather they simply sign up with the service and log on to the server when they want to chat. Vladimir Putin first introduced brain to brain technology to Gail, but is unclear on whether he himself and his scientists invented it.&lt;br /&gt;
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==C==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Cloning:&#039;&#039;&#039; Whole people, with memories and personality intact, can be cloned. Body parts can also be cloned, and when combined with transporter technology, can nonsurgically replace injured and destroyed body parts. Cloning was originally a Jesuit invention. The Jesuits use cloning most frequently, whether to replace fallen agents, boost their ranks, or switch out non born again Christians with evil clone versions.  &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Computer Satellite Technology:&#039;&#039;&#039; Computer Satellite Technology serves as a basis for operating other technologies. It stores the brain to brain servers, directs transporters, and can be used to perform brain reads. It is used by both Gail and the Jesuits, who presumably have their own versions to suit their specific purposes.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Cures for incurable diseases:&#039;&#039;&#039; Most diseases in the world (with the exception of prune belly syndrome) can be cured quite easily. This includes cancer and AIDS.&lt;br /&gt;
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==D==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Drug rape:&#039;&#039;&#039; Jesuits have special mind altering drugs that can cause a person to consent to rape. When injected, the drug has the ability to make a person think they are having sex with a specific person that they love. In reality, they could be having sex with someone else entirely.&lt;br /&gt;
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==M==&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Mind reading technology:&#039;&#039;&#039; It is possible for computers to be programmed with the ability to read people&#039;s minds, including their intentions and religious denominations. This was used in the Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride as a lie detection method, and later again used as part of a prototype security system that would execute non born again Christians that came too close to the Church of Gail building. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Nanotechnology Research Team:&#039;&#039;&#039; All scientific advances made on behalf of Gail are brought about by the Nanotechnology Research Team. The Nanotechnology Research Team was commissioned by [[Vladimir Putin]] to develop technologies used to fight the Jesuits, and counter the Jesuit&#039;s technological advances.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;[[Nukkake]]:&#039;&#039;&#039; The nukkake is a specialized bomb invented by the Jesuits. A variant of the nuclear bomb, it is highly radioactive and also filled with semen. The mushroom cloud looks like a giant penis as the bomb explodes. It kills by engulfing entire cities in semen, drowning civilians and encapsulating buildings and streets in foul smelling crust before creating nuclear fallout.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Pride scanners:&#039;&#039;&#039; A variant of the mind reading technology, pride scanners are specialized readers that detect the levels of pride residing in a person. People with high pride are usually Jesuits, and the scanners can then instantly kill that person for being one. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Reconstruction technology:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Using modern technology, it is entirely feasible to rebuild entire buildings or small cities over the course of a few days, such as when the Judge Terrance Jenkins&#039; courthouse was bombed during the trial of Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride. His courthouse was back up to speed by the end of a weekend.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Sex Dummies:&#039;&#039;&#039; Unlike [[Brent Spiner]] and [[Vladimir Putin]], the lesser men on Gail’s [[The Marriage List|marriage list]] do not receive [[brain to brain]] attention from Gail. Regardless, they take a vow of sexual and romantic celibacy when they agree to join the list, despite the fact that Gail may never talk to nor marry them. In order for the men to satiate their needs without cheating on Gail, scientists have invented lifelike “sex dummies” for the men to make love to.  Each one of the men on the marriage list are dispensed a dummy as a courtesy when they join. The dummies were programmed to look and behave like Gail with 98% accuracy. Over time, the dummies received upgrades to make them more and more realistic, evolving from floppy stuffed dolls into full blown androids.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Spaceships:&#039;&#039;&#039; It is currently possible to build rather large vehicles capable of easy and spontaneous deep space flight. The physical [[Church of Gail]] building is actually a spaceship capable of going to the moon, and farther. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[UFO&#039;s]], which are spacecraft piloted by demons from the center of the Earth, use spaceships to hover around the Earth&#039;s atmosphere but don&#039;t generally go into space&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Switchouts:&#039;&#039;&#039; Switchout technology was invented by the Jesuits used to &amp;quot;switch out&amp;quot; non born again Christians with their evil clones. This can be done instantly without anyone ever knowing, including the person being switched out. Generally, the [[Jesuits]] will abduct the good person&#039;s soul into another dimension, while they insert the evil clone soul into the person&#039;s body. When the original person returns, they will not remember that any of this has happened.&lt;br /&gt;
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Born again Christians can resist having their souls taken and switched out, but Jesuits have since upped their technology to include taser nets that can temporarily nullify their ability to resist switching out.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Taser net:&#039;&#039;&#039; &lt;br /&gt;
A taser net is a net made of tasers, invented by Jesuits, used to incapacitate large groups of people. When thrown over born again Christians, it has the added effect of being able to cancel out their ability to resist switchouts.  &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Tinfoil hat:&#039;&#039;&#039; A tinfoil hat is a headpiece composed of aluminum foil. When worn, it can prevent [[Jesuits]] from interfering with brain cell conversations. This technology was originated by [[Jesus]], who suggested that Gail wear one during vulnerable times. &lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Transporter technology:&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;
Transporter technology is used to instantly teleport a person from one place to another. There is no clear method as to how it is employed. People can teleport from one place to another at any time seemingly spontaneously.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Skype Calls</title>
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=Silver_Skies&amp;diff=101</id>
		<title>Silver Skies</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{Infobox book&lt;br /&gt;
| name         = Silver Skies&lt;br /&gt;
| image        = [[Image:Silverskies.png|200px]]&lt;br /&gt;
| image_caption= 2nd US version&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;(publ. Amazon Digital Services, 2011)&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;{{cite web|http://www.amazon.com/Silver-Skies-ebook/dp/B00505Q4XW |title=Amazon.com: Silver Skies eBook: Gabrielle Chana: Kindle Store |publisher=Amazon Digital Services |date=2011-05-09 |accessdate=2012-07-03}}&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
| author=[[Gail Chord Schuler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| country      = America&lt;br /&gt;
| language     = English&lt;br /&gt;
| genre        = Romance, Historical Fiction&lt;br /&gt;
| publisher= RoseDog Books&lt;br /&gt;
| release_date = Part 1: Jan 27, 2009 Part 2: Feb. 18, 2009 Kindle: May 9, 2011 2nd: Mar. 13, 2013&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I wrote Silver Skies to hold back a Nazi holocaust in the United States and to honor actor Brent Spiner, who’s endured hell in his love life because of his love for me.  All characters are fictional, but this story’s conflict of David versus Goliath reflects my life|[[Gail]]&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;Gabrielle Chana (2011-05-09). Silver Skies (Kindle Locations 66-68)&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}} &lt;br /&gt;
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Silver Skies is the first and, currently, only book by [[Gail Chord Schuler]]. It was written over a period of 12 years, from 1993 to 2005, and was released for public consumption in early 2009. Much like Brice Taylor&#039;s &#039;&#039;Starshine; One Woman&#039;s Valiant Escape from Mind Control&#039;&#039;, Silver Skies is a fiction book intended to relay secret truths about the nature of the world. In the case of Silver Skies, these truths concern the [[Order of the Jesuits]] and its role in transforming America into an authoritarian state. Also, how much [[Gail]] wants to fuck [[Brent Spiner]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==Plot==&lt;br /&gt;
Silver Skies is the story of a [[Gail|born-again Christian]] whose love for a [[Brent Spiner|Jewish man]] is repeatedly stymied by the man&#039;s [[Loree McBride|heartless shark of a wife]] and the machinations of the [[Order of the Jesuits|Jesuit Order]]. Dor, while transporting rifles for use by his militia, is run off the road by a Jesuit assassin. He ends up in the hospital where Brianna, his long-lost love, works as a nurse. They reconnect and Brianna helps him heal, all the while dealing with Jesuit interference and assassination attempts. Unfortunately, though Dor and Brianna love each other, Dor is already married to another woman and infidelity is strictly forbidden in both Dor and Brianna&#039;s religions.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over the course of the book, Dor and Gail&#039;s families are slowly picked apart by Jesuit machinations and Brianna is forced out of one job after another. Dor&#039;s brother in law is framed for a terrorist attack, his mother is falsely arrested, and his nephew imprisoned for no reason. At the same time, Aaron Segal begins courting Gail, with the intent to marry her. He uses his money and power to buy her lots of flowers, invite her to state fairs, and feed her pot brownies. However, the love between Brianna and Dor proves stronger than Aaron&#039;s wiles. Aaron, frustrated with Brianna&#039;s refusal of his advances, begins pranking her, using edited video to convince most of the world that Brianna has married him.&lt;br /&gt;
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When the story reaches its lowest point, when liberty in America is dead and Brianna and Dor are stretched to their breaking point, the book takes a surreal turn. Rachel is struck by lightning. Dor and Brianna run away to the pristine wilderness of Yellowstone, but are followed by an eerie, driverless car. Then the rapture happens.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Characters==&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Habakkuk Family===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Dor Ben Habakkuk&#039;&#039;&#039; - An Conservative Jewish rabbi and leader of an anti-government militia. He is consumed with regret over not marrying Brianna Wilhelm out of his desire to have a Jewish wife. He is the frequent target of Jesuit attacks due to his relationship with Brianna and his unpopular political beliefs.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Rachel Habakkuk&#039;&#039;&#039; - A heartless, cruel, mercenary Jesuit agent who loves crushing Dor&#039;s heart almost as much as she loves money. She, through threats of divorce, withholding of money, and sabotaging of medical care, attempts to harm, even kill, Dor as a means of disrupting the relationship between Dor and Brianna. She is eventually struck by lightning and killed. Her reason for following the NWO: &amp;quot;You&#039;ve never starved on the street.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Eva Habakkuk&#039;&#039;&#039; - The daughter of Dor and Rachel. Happy, energetic, and an all-around terrific kid. Is only relevant to the story to the extent that Rachel uses her as a bargaining chip during attempts to destroy the relationship between Dor and Gail. Goes to live with Danielle after Rachel&#039;s lightning immolation.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Ruth Habakkuk&#039;&#039;&#039; - Ben&#039;s mother. She is framed for growing Marijuana and selling it to minors. She is arrested by the NWO and turned into a computer-controlled cyborg puppet.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:timothy-mcveigh-1-sized.jpg|thumb|right|alt=text|Framed.]]&lt;br /&gt;
===The Tischler Family===&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Danielle Tischler&#039;&#039;&#039; - Dor&#039;s sister.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Stephen Tischler&#039;&#039;&#039; - Dor&#039;s brother in law. A patriotic militia-member who is framed for the bombing of the Dallas Federal Building. He is burned to death in a mysterious prison fire.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Isaac Tischler&#039;&#039;&#039; - Danielle&#039;s son. Is arrested and experimented upon in the NWO&#039;s concentration camps. He is starved to the point of appearing like a skeletal holocaust victim and is last seen as a rail-thin corpse pockmarked with electrical burns.&lt;br /&gt;
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===The Wilhelm Family===&lt;br /&gt;
&#039;&#039;&#039;Brianna Wilhelm&#039;&#039;&#039; - The most kind-hearted, wonderful person on the planet. She loves saving lives as a Registered Nurse, teaching children real history rather than Jesuit lies, and Dor, the love of her life. She is endlessly frustrated with Jesuit interference.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Franz Wilhelm&#039;&#039;&#039; - Brianna&#039;s father. A private detective, motivational speaker, new-age mystic, and NWO operative who loves, but is frequently frustrated by, his born-again Christian daughter. At first, he loves working for the NWO and enjoys the perks his position provides. Later, he becomes disillusioned with their aims and regrets ever joining. His relationship with NWO agent Jackie Reis ultimately destroys his marriage.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Paula Wilhelm&#039;&#039;&#039; - Brianna&#039;s mother. A loving mother with no extreme religious beliefs one way or the other. She tolerates her husband&#039;s involvement in the NWO while also supporting Brianna&#039;s conversion to Christianity, even welcoming the opportunity to hang Brianna&#039;s creepy Christian rapture paintings in the family home. She is emotionally crushed by her husband&#039;s infidelity. She is eventually kidnapped by the Jesuits, shipped to India, and replaced with a [[clones|clone]].&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Tyson Wilhelm&#039;&#039;&#039; - Brianna&#039;s older brother by 15 years. Is a cancer surgeon at the War Memorial Hospital in Sault Ste. Marie Michigan. He was recruited for the position, and the NWO, by Aaron Segal after Tyson&#039;s violent temper cost him a job and almost cost him his medical license. He is a closeted gay or bisexual engaged in an affair with another doctor at his hospital.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Siegfried&#039;&#039;&#039; - A spirit Franz occasionally contacts during seances. Franz believes Siegfried to be the ghost of his great-grandfather. Brianna believes him to be a demon. Neither is conclusively proven correct but, given that Siegfried inspired Franz to join the NWO, Brianna was probably right.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Others===&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Dr. Aaron Segal&#039;&#039;&#039; - A charming, handsome, wealthy, brilliant, life-saving surgeon who is absolutely mad about Gail. Over the course of the book, he attempts to seduce her and sabotage her relationship with Dor. It is later revealed that he is not only the leader of the NWO, but also the antichrist.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Lars Vandenberg&#039;&#039;&#039; - A powerful senator, well-connected NWO member, and occasional gay lover of Aaron Segal. He is instrumental in the Jesuits&#039; plans to enact gun control legislation and use the United States in order to take over the world. He is friends with Franz, but will not guarantee Brianna&#039;s safety unless Franz finds a way to break up her relationship with Dor.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Jacqueline &amp;quot;Jackie&amp;quot; Reis&#039;&#039;&#039; - An actress with sparkling blue eyes, auburn tresses pulled high into a glittering crown, glowing white teeth, and a Masters degree in Public Administration. She was groomed to be the partner of Franz Wilhelm, but is later assigned to Lars Vandenberg after Franz falls out of favor with the organization.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Felipe Rodriguez&#039;&#039;&#039; - Was once the leader of the [[Order of the Jesuits|Jesuit Order]]. Then he took a bullet to the knee. He decided to tell his girlfriend Estella all of the Order&#039;s secrets. The Order, an organization that likes its secrets, kidnapped her and faked her death. Felipe, thinking his girlfriend was actually executed, fled the Order. An Order sniper caught up with him at a Meyerland, Texas shopping center and wounded him. Felipe eventually finds shelter at Dor&#039;s synagogue and later moves into Dor&#039;s basement.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;Jeff Sullivan&#039;&#039;&#039; - A spoiled brat atheist and son of the Mayor. Falsely accuses his religious classmates of prosthelytizing. Makes it impossible for his classmates to bring their bibles and kippah to school. Receives no punishment due to his father&#039;s political power.&lt;br /&gt;
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&#039;&#039;&#039;The Blue Car&#039;&#039;&#039; - A blue, driverless car that constantly stalks Dor and Brianna during their Yellowstone vacation, constantly interrupting their attempts to have sex.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Themes==&lt;br /&gt;
Silver Skies is heavily informed by the writings of various figures from the American Patriot Movement of the mid-1990s. The America of Silver Skies is one in which an out of control federal government, controlled by the New World Order, enacts gun-control legislation in order to prepare America for their domination. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Obvious Problems==&lt;br /&gt;
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===Monotony===&lt;br /&gt;
Silver Skies is a monotonous clunker of a book. Every interaction between Dor and Rachel goes as follows:&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Rachel: I am going to do this hurtful thing to you.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dor: No! Please do not do this!&lt;br /&gt;
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Rachel: I will. Militias are dumb and you are too close to Brianna.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dor: I disagree! Militias are not dumb and Brianna is the best person ever!&lt;br /&gt;
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Rachel: Fine. I will not do the hurtful thing as long as you leave the militia and distance yourself from Brianna.&lt;br /&gt;
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Dor: No!&lt;br /&gt;
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Rachel: Very well. I will now do three quarters of the hurtful thing. You had better do what I say or the final quarter will follow!&lt;br /&gt;
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Dor: Oh woe is me! My life is unending torture! Brianna is the only thing that makes me happy!}}&lt;br /&gt;
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===Inconsistency of the Powers of the Jesuit Order===&lt;br /&gt;
If the Jesuit Order is so powerful, why don&#039;t they just shoot Dor in the brain instead of crashing his car and attempting to poison him?&lt;br /&gt;
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===Sudden Introduction of Technologies and Plot Elements===&lt;br /&gt;
The fact that Brianna&#039;s mother has been replaced with a clone is mentioned exactly once. No mention of cloning technology or the complicity of the Jesuits in kidnapping and cloning was made before or after.  &lt;br /&gt;
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==Silver Skies: The Movie!==&lt;br /&gt;
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Silver Skies is also an award-winning motion picture directed by Steven Spielberg. The part of Dor was played by [[Matthew McConaughey]] and the part of Brianna was played by [[Brianna|Brianna Jenkins]]. Matthew McConaughey won a &amp;quot;private&amp;quot; Academy Award for his work.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
* [[Lal]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Gail&#039;s Works]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Seroquel</title>
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&lt;div&gt;[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quetiapine Seroquel (Quetiapine)] is an anti-psychotic used to treat [[schizophrenia]] and some forms of bipolar disorder. Gail was prescribed Seroquel at [[Circles of Care]] when she was Baker Acted in 2012. &lt;br /&gt;
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Refusing to believe that she is schizophrenic, Gail&#039;s conclusion about Seroquel is that it is a medication invented by [[Jesus]] to treat the special kind of [[Germ_Warfare|yeast infection]] that only Gail has. &lt;br /&gt;
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Known effects of Seroquel that Gail has presently experienced include better sleep, less manic thinking, and some weight gain. The drug has not removed her delusions. Further information regarding its effects on her psychology and behavior are only speculation at this time and have yet to be fully explored. Gail talks fondly of Seroquel and feels that it improves her quality of life overall. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Seroquel Quotes==&lt;br /&gt;
Seroquel is Gail&#039;s best friend.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|As far as the problems I am having with Seroquel.  I believe that when I took the extended release Seroquel, that the yeast started outsmarting the medicine and ran to parts of my body where it was “safe” like my eyes and bowels.  Seroquel mostly works on the brain cells, so it was flushing the yeast from my brain cells and the yeast figured out they could find safe haven in my eyes and bowels.  I did get a slight relapse of diarrhea yesterday.  Once the Seroquel started “wearing off” during the morning and afternoon, the yeast that escaped to my eyes, went back to the brain and had fun.  The yeast found a way to remain in my body, despite the Seroquel.  I’m not saying the Seroquel was not working, because it was eliminating the yeast, but the yeast got smart and found a way to make the elimination process slower for them.|Gail}} &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I believe that some of the yeast that is going into my bloodstream from the release of yeast toxin from the intestinal cells are LIVE YEAST.  So, this explains the feelings of relapse of yeast infection that I&#039;m experiencing lately.  I had such a serious infection, with yeast everywhere, that the release of the yeast and their toxins has been a rather uncomfortable experience.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I&#039;ve noticed that Jesus has increased my Seroquel because of this.  They have me on extended release 200 mg now (same as what I had in the hospital), whereas this past month I just took immediate release 200 mg Seroquel, that I broke up into two halves, to spread it out, because I couldn&#039;t handle taking it all at once.  Too much yeast toxins into my bloodstream all at once.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|The reason I feel sick when I eat chicken broth is because there&#039;s something in chicken or bird products that takes yeast toxin out of my intestinal cells.  I have discovered that chicken, especially in broth form, acts like Seroquel for my intestines.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Schizophrenia]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Schizophrenia</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Far from simply being crazy, [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] appears to be suffering from a specific mental illness called &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;paranoid schizophrenia&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;. While all forms of schizophrenia are invasive and frequently debilitating, [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] appears to be high functioning, able to hold down a job and take basic care of herself and sometimes her [[Gail&#039;s Mom|elderly mother]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Symptoms==&lt;br /&gt;
*Delusions of grandeur &lt;br /&gt;
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Gail believes that she is of exalted birth, that she is Empress of Russia, has won several Nobel Prizes and is a professional writer, cook, or whatever else she attempts to do regardless of success.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Delusions of persecution&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail feels she is targeted by [[Order of the Jesuits|the Jesuits]], which can also encompass everyone in her surrounding environment including family and coworkers.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Delusions of reference&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail believes that the writers of Star Trek: TNG have referenced her in their episodes, that movies have similarly followed either her or her life, and that the Holy Bible makes references to her. She often feels as though the news and random videos on the Internet are directed toward her specifically. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Delusions of control&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail feels as though she can order her men to immediately fix any dilemma that arises, can ask God to smite whoever is currently bothering her, or nuke entire cities by making YouTube [[videos]].&lt;br /&gt;
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*Disorganized speech &lt;br /&gt;
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Gail is exhaustively wordy, often rambling into unrelated tangents in the middle of speaking and repeating herself several times verbatim. She creates her own words and phrases.&lt;br /&gt;
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*Auditory hallucinations&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail physically hears the voices of [[The Marriage List|her men]] and other characters speaking to her. &lt;br /&gt;
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*Hypergraphia &lt;br /&gt;
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Defined as an overwhelming, compulsive urge to write, this is Gail&#039;s most noticeable trait. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Breakthrough Period==&lt;br /&gt;
Gail reports early symptoms beginning in May of 1988 shortly following the birth of her son, including insomnia and hallucinations. If her own account is to be believed, she was initially diagnosed with postpartum depression, and later, manic depression. The possible discrepancy with this account is that during the time that Gail claims she was diagnosed with manic depression, and admitted to Coral Reef Psychiatric Hospital, she was prescribed lithium and perphenazine (Trilafon), two of the most common drugs used to treat schizophrenia, and meanwhile took part in therapy groups geared toward schizophrenics. Although this evidence points to a diagnosis of schizophrenia as opposed to any form of depression, the peculiar thing about Gail&#039;s condition is that if she was ever officially diagnosed with schizophrenia at any point in time, she absolutely refuses to mention or acknowledge the word, even in the context of denying it. The likelihood that the diagnosis was at the very least given the attention of being explored by doctors is high, and it is unusual for Gail not to elaborate on medical diagnoses of even the smallest significance. &lt;br /&gt;
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As with all cases of schizophrenia, the true cause of Gail&#039;s illness is unknown, but it can be speculated that it was brought on postpartum. It is possible that any instances that would indicate psychosis before this period in time could be Gail retroactively changing her memory of past events in accordance with the new warped perspectives brought on by her illness.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Medication==&lt;br /&gt;
During various stages of her illness, Gail has been issued trimipramine (Surmontil), perphenazine (Trilafon), carbamazepine (Tegretol) and lithium. From May 1999 until August 2012, Gail was off all psychiatric medications.&lt;br /&gt;
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In August 2012 after being Baker Acted to [[Circles of Care]], Gail was prescribed and is currently taking [[Seroquel]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Family History==&lt;br /&gt;
Genetics factor heavily in the prevalence and onset of schizophrenia. Instances of mental illness, predictably, run in Gail&#039;s family. In a phone call with [[Judge Terrance Jenkins|Terry]] Gail revealed that she has a half sister who was diagnosed schizophrenic, and describes their shared biological father who very likely has [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder schizoid personality disorder], a disease with a close genetic link to schizophrenia. It is probable that Gail inherited the gene from her father, and may or may not have passed it to her son [[Erich Schuler]], who may carry the disease even if he never presents symptoms.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Further Information==&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.schizophrenia.com/szparanoid.htm&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Gail]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=Satan&amp;diff=98</id>
		<title>Satan</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Satan was formerly an angel who played by his own rules. Fed up with God&#039;s shit, he gathered up some of his delinquent angel buddies and started a revolt in the pursuit of knowledge and self-worship. Successful in his endeavors, he transformed into an all powerful demon, got his own place, and created competition for God by advertising the benefits of temptation and sin as opposed to goodness, and obedience to some Jewish hippie that was too much of a prude to get married. He reigns over his own kingdom, called Hell, where he invites sinners to come play after they die. The only drawback is that their flesh will burn there in its fires for all of eternity, which Satan apparently thinks is great reward for a legion of good sinners that followed him obediently. He&#039;s kind of an inconsiderate douche.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Rapture==&lt;br /&gt;
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As of current, Satan and [[Jesus]] have never resolved their differences, and akin to the ways of a high school rivalry, the two have planned a big fight at a specific time at their mutually agreed upon convenience, which they have playfully called Armageddon. This fight will be so intense, nothing else could ever top its awesomeness, ever, so it will just have to be the end of the world when it&#039;s over. Jesus will abduct all born-again Christians into Heaven during a preliminary period called The Rapture, while sinners will be left to deal with the chaos and destruction of the world left behind in the temporary reign of Satan. Jesus and Satan will then duke it out in an all out brawl. Jesus is sneakily planning on an easy victory since he knows his Dad will get involved. &lt;br /&gt;
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Satan is heavily involved with [[Order of the Jesuits|the Jesuit Order]], which secretly worships him despite claiming that they worship God. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Satan vs Gail==&lt;br /&gt;
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In 2012, Satan arrived in person at [[Church of Gail]], introduced himself with a flamboyant gay lisp, ejaculated molten semen onto [[Sam Barbary]]&#039;s stomach before making him suck his penis, and then entered the body of [[Zack Knight]]. Upon receiving the soul of Satan, Zack Knight became the antichrist and was granted a new set of powers, including the ability to make all straight men turn gay in his presence. After forcing all of [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]]&#039;s men to have uncontrollable sex with each other, Satan/Zack Knight was beat up and punched in the groin by Jesus, then ran away.&lt;br /&gt;
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The new combination of Satan/Zack Knight would go on to invade the [[Brain to brain|brain to brain servers]], drown out the communications from the other men and start talking to Gail as a very vivid new voice in her head. He convinced Gail that he was really Jesus and began to have sex with her, filling her with a black semen that turned silver as it set. He impregnated her by reversing her menopause and fertilizing everything inside her ovaries with his black semen. Eventually Jesus found out, aborted the babies and ripped Satan out of Zack Knight before sending him home on the strict order that he will not interfere any longer with Jesus&#039; plans until The Rapture. Zack Knight still maintained much of his power from his brief experience with Satan, including permanent invincibility.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:People]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=Sara_Avery&amp;diff=97</id>
		<title>Sara Avery</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Sara Avery was picked up by the Jesuits off the side of the road while sobbing outside a cupcake factory, covered in frosting. With no friends, skills, intelligence, beauty or grace, she was offered a place among [[Order of the Jesuits|The Jesuit Order]] as a [[Germ Warfare|biological weapon]]. &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:realsara.jpg|thumb|left|alt=text|Happier times.]]&lt;br /&gt;
==Jesuit Training==&lt;br /&gt;
Sara&#039;s training involved stuffing herself with large amounts of cake in order to excellerate her already gratuitous girth. The success of her rapid weight gain was largely spurred on by the depression brought by her failure as a writer and dark memories of her father, with whom she has a deep sexual attraction to but could never have. Once she reached adequate size, at roughly 3000lb and growing, like all cattle Sara was then contained inside a barn at an undisclosed, underground [[The Cattle Slaughterhouse|Jesuit slaughterhouse]], chained to a wall. Lower Jesuits are burdened with the task of mixing up slop containing cake and cottage cheese and feeding her by the barrel. Prisoners of the order are thrown into the barn with Sara Avery to be raped. Many victims die from the infection spread by her massive folds. Others are lost in the folds of her vagina never to be seen or heard from again. [[File:sara.jpg|thumb|alt=text|The smell of cake.]] &lt;br /&gt;
==Episode Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;The Slaughterhouse&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;Sara&#039;s first diabolical involvement in [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail&#039;s]] life was during the kidnapping of [[Judge Terrance Jenkins]] when he was brought to a [[The Cattle Slaughterhouse|slaughterhouse]] to be raped by her. His entire leg got lost inside her vagina, resulting in a massive yeast infection that left his leg very itchy. He still chronically breaks out in itchy yeast to this day. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;The Antichrist&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;After [[Brent Spiner]]&#039;s birthday party, when most of the men had left to visit Brent in the hospital, Sara showed up at [[Church of Gail]] where she began feeding on the leftovers at the buffet table. In the midst of a feeding frenzy, she continued to eat everything in sight until she reached the abdominals of [[Sam Barbary]] and devoured them. She then stuffed Sam into her vagina, squeezed him back out in the form of a deformed, mentally retarded human, then transported back to the safety of the Jesuit base to suckle him at her breast like a baby. It was speculated that, akin to a marsupial, she would carry Sam in her vagina for easy transport as she went about her day. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;&#039;&#039;So if you see a fat woman with maybe the legs of a guy sticking out from her vagina or something, that could very well be them.&#039;&#039;&amp;quot; - [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Shortly after the appearance of [[Satan]], hundreds Sara Avery [[clones]] were sent out to stalk [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] in her home town. These Sara Avery [[clones]] were filled with [[nukkake]], and like kamikazes, began exploding outside of [[WalMart]]. Each explosion was as powerful as a nuclear bomb, and God had to intervene to contain the AIDS and radiation to keep [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] safe.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;Erich&#039;s Virginity&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;When the [[Order of the Jesuits|Jesuits]] erected a [[technology|virgin shield]] to guard [[Erich Schuler|Erich]], they programmed the shield to [[technology|tazer transport]] those that didn&#039;t make it through to the [[The Cattle Slaughterhouse|slaughterhouse]]. Unconscious victims were drenched in vanilla cake frosting and fed to Sara Avery, who consumed the bodies using both her mouth and vagina. &lt;br /&gt;
[[File:fatsara.jpg|thumb|500px|left|alt=text|A fine agent.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<id>https://www.gail.wiki/index.php?title=Sandra_Metcalf&amp;diff=96</id>
		<title>Sandra Metcalf</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Sandra Metcalf is Gail&#039;s younger sister and the current caretaker of Gail&#039;s adult son [[Erich Schuler|Erich]]. She lives in Atlanta, Georgia with Erich and her husband. Sandra is a quirky woman that, like Gail, concedes to play Pokemon for Erich&#039;s sake and attends Pokemon and Nintendo conventions with Erich as his ride and chaperone. &lt;br /&gt;
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Ashamed of Gail, Sandra requested that Gail never mention she ever had a sister. Gail faithfully honored Sandra&#039;s request and did not reveal any information about her existence until 2012 when the Jesuits were forced to look deeper into the mysterious woman after she had committed several felonies in an attempt to bully Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Family Reunion==&lt;br /&gt;
In May 2012, Gail made the risky journey to fly out to Atlanta to see her son, Erich, graduate. Gail, hopeful and ready to behave in front of her relatives for the sake of her son, did a [[Jesus]] approved job of being normal. However, over the course of the vacation, Sandra began to tease and bully her sister, eventually resulting in open mocking in front of her friends and husband. This made Gail very upset. Not wanting to say anything bad about Sandra, however, Gail continued to be polite, never mentioning her name, or even the relationship of this relative (simply referring to her as &amp;quot;my relative&amp;quot; when confiding in her friends on the forum, and even privately in her e-mails to Brent). Her men politely followed in kind. However, Gail was visibly downtrodden when she finally returned home. Her men paid her family a visit in their supersonic jet to make Gail feel better. &lt;br /&gt;
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==False Imprisonment Scandal==&lt;br /&gt;
In August 2012, embarassed by Gail for the last time, Sandra falsified evidence of Gail planning to harm herself [[Circles of Care|in order to obtain a Baker Act and have Gail forcefully committed into a mental institution]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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Making matters worse, Sandra used Misao Satake, Gail&#039;s Mother, as an unwitting instrument in completing the felony. After falsifying evidence to the case, Sandra emotionally manipulated Misao into signing her name on the story as a witness and submitting it to a local judge, saying it was her statement. Misao, who is Japanese, struggles to read and write English, and in a later call admitted she had no idea what the letter even said or what the Baker Act would actually do. &lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Circles of Care]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Erich Schuler]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[David Schuler]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Gail&#039;s Mom]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Metcalf, Sandra}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Gail&#039;s Family]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Sam Barbary</title>
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&lt;div&gt;Sam Barbary is a 23 year old Caucasian Aquarius Male. Once brilliantly handsome with a rock solid six pack, he faithfully attended [[Church of Gail]] and was quick to put himself on [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail&#039;s]] [[Marriage List]]. [[File:sambarbary.jpg|thumb|400px|right|alt=text|]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Eaten==&lt;br /&gt;
In 2012 after [[Brent Spiner]]&#039;s birthday party at the church, Sam was with [[Judge Terrance Jenkins]] and [[Hugh Jackman]] when [[Sara Avery]] appeared. Attracted to the buffet table, Sara shuffled over and began eating everything. Sam became paralyzed with fear and stood by when, in the midst of her drunken food binge, [[Sara Avery]] grabbed Sam&#039;s abdominals and ate them. She then shoved Sam into her massive vagina, and pushed him back out, giving birth to a retarded, ugly version of Sam Barbary with [[The Prune Belly|no abdominal muscles]] (since those don&#039;t grow back). Sam started calling her &amp;quot;Mother&amp;quot;, and suckling at her breast like an infant. Sara and Sam beamed away to the privacy of the nearest Jesuit base where they could enjoy their new relationship in peace.&lt;br /&gt;
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Horrified and concerned, the entire church began looking for Sam. They posted fliers urging others to help.&lt;br /&gt;
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Later, God would perform a miracle to restore Sam&#039;s abs and rectify his mental retardation.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Bukkaked and Jesuited==&lt;br /&gt;
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When the [[Church of Gail]] got together for a protest service against the mass that [[Order of the Jesuits|the Jesuits]] were holding at their own church, Sam was present for the surprise arrival of [[Satan]]. Satan grabbed Sam and made Sam suck his penis, before ejaculating molten semen onto his stomach. [[The Prune Belly|Sam&#039;s abdominals melted off]], for the last time, permanently. When [[Satan]] and [[Zack Knight]] left the building that night, they took Sam with them. It would later be revealed that Sam had in fact been a secret Jesuit agent the whole time.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:haveyouseensam.jpg|thumb|500px|center|alt=text|]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{DEFAULTSORT:Barbary, Sam}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Jesuits]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Rule 13</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|That we may be altogether of the same mind and in conformity[...], if [the Church] shall have defined anything to be black which to our eyes appears to be white, we ought in like manner to pronounce it to be black.|Rule 13 of Ignatius&#039; Rules for Thinking with the Church}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Jesuit Agent Rule 13 is a Japanese Nazi often regarded as Master Seductress among underlings. She holds a high rank among [[Order of the Jesuits|the Jesuits]] due to her crafted intelligence and powerful psychic abilities. Seemingly small, and adorable, Rule 13 is also extremely deadly. Her signature move is the ability to explode men&#039;s penises with her mind. &lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Rule13.jpg|frame|alt=text|Concentrating.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Rule 13 is in charge of Jesuit military operations. When not organizing attacks against Gail and her men, she acts as the personal trainer for all Jesuit clone wives -- the most notorious of which being [[Loree McBride]] and [[Lyudmila Putin]]. She has been essential in the genetic construction of these deadly women, for which she has also provided her own DNA in order to create enhanced psychic abilities and murderous, kinky personalities.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Rule13body.jpg|frame|alt=text|Look into her eyes.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Brianna==&lt;br /&gt;
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Rule 13 was the surrogate mother to [[Brianna|Brianna Jenkins-Schuler]], the biological daughter between Gail and [[Judge Terrance Jenkins|Terrance Jenkins]], who had been created using their stolen gametes. Rule 13 has a strained and complicated relationship with her daughter, whom she feels has selected a [[Erich Schuler|subpar man as a husband]]. The existence of Brianna is believed to complicate Rule 13’s loyalty to the Jesuits with her obligations to her child.&lt;br /&gt;
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==BFFs with Gail==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Rule 13, Jesus showed up and told me it&#039;s okay for me to be friends with you, but I don&#039;t think He means any type of sex.|Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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After the cease fire agreement was enacted between the Jesuits and [[Church of Gail]], Rule 13 led Jesuit teams onboard the church to begin helping their new allies in the war efforts. During this time, her respect for Gail deepened, and she extended an offer of BFF (Best Friends Forever) status to Gail. &lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|Many don&#039;t see...but there is more to Rule 13 than sushi and beastiality.|Rule 13}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Rule 13 soon invited Gail to chat with her personally in the [[Jesuit Community Portal|Jesuit IRC Chat]]. The following is a transcript of the conversation that took place there.&lt;br /&gt;
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Highlights of the discussion:&lt;br /&gt;
* Gail and 13 discuss Star Trek, and Rule 13 wins Gail over by delving into a perceptive theory as to why the episode &amp;quot;Pen Pals&amp;quot; touched Gail so personally&lt;br /&gt;
* 13 gives Gail her secret security code that makes Zack shut up in the IRC Channel&lt;br /&gt;
* 13 tries to hide her romantic feelings for Zack, and shares a story about how he made her cry on Valentines Day, which stirs ire in Gail&lt;br /&gt;
* Gail tries to convert 13 to Christianity, but 13 is confused and thinks this means having sex with Jesus&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;collapsible collapsed wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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! Gail Chats with Rule 13 &lt;br /&gt;
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| {{quotebox| 03[13:18] * Gail (qwebirc@Rizon-54E1E9AA.res.bhn.net) has joined #jesuits&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:19] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; What the hell? How did she get in undetected!?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:19] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Greetings to you Gail-Chan!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:19] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; No complain. I invite her. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:23] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; ZACK IS BLOCKING HER&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:23] &amp;lt;Santiclause&amp;gt; I was wondering if perhaps your brain dampening field was working.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:25] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Hi Rule 13, thank you for all your hard work with the KJV only people.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:25] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; oh no... Gail&#039;s bypassing my lock out&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:27] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; You are welcome Gail Chan. I do this all for you. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:27] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; You want to talk about &amp;quot;Pen Pals&amp;quot;?  I think that was a very well written Star Trek episode.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:28] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I love that episode! &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:28] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Yeah, me too.  It made me fall for Brent Spiner.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:29] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I loved fistfull of datas.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:29] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I would love to do pen pal like litle girl but everyone afraid of penis explosion. :( &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:29] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Who do you want to do pen pal like little girl with?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:29] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Be good Zack. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:31] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Would you pen pal me Gail Chan? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:31] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; You don&#039;t have a penis.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:31] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; And GA1L can&#039;t take your vagina anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:31] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Rule 13, it looks like Zack is impersonating you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:32] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Where? Where he do that?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:32] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Zack always embarass me in front of my friends!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:32] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Oh, you are talking to Zack Knight.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:32] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Gail Chan, I tell you. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:33] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I talk to cute boy Jesuits. I be like &amp;quot;hey what&#039;s up, I love Satan, how about you?&amp;quot; :) and they say &amp;quot;hey Rule 13 I love Satan, I think you very cool&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:33] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; And Zack always come&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:33] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I can write, but I only have sex with Brent Spiner or top men on my marriage list.  Brent gets 95%.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:33] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; And he whip out his penis&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:34] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; How you only have sex with Brent if there is 5%? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:35] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; You misunderstand me.  I do have sex with Matthew McConaughey, Terrance Jenkins, Hugh Jackman, but very little.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:35] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I mostly have sex with Brent and next most I have with Vladimir.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:35] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Jesuits say if you give permission it&#039;s still faithful.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:35] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; So I see.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:36] &amp;lt;Ceciltron&amp;gt; not all of us handsome jesuits have slept with you, rule13. Some of us are too busy persecuting protestants. damned protestants and their filthy protestant loans and their boring footwear.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:36] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I believe I am only faithful if Brent gives permission, and Brent only gives permission to men on my marriage list.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:36] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; A bro shares his hos, Jesuits say.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:36] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Amen Ceciltron.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:38] &amp;lt;Ceciltron&amp;gt; let there be one church, one faith&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:38] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Rule 13, Jesus showed up and told me it&#039;s okay for me to be friends with you, but I don&#039;t think He means any type of sex.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:38] &amp;lt;Ceciltron&amp;gt; unum sanctam, amici&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:39] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Okay with me. :)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:40] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I will be your friend and let Jesus love you through me as your friend.  It must be very lonely to be a Jesuit and be friends with me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:40] &amp;lt;Ceciltron&amp;gt; rule 13 when the last protestants have been cleansed from the world, we will finally go to that little tapas bar in rome i keep telling you about&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:40] &amp;lt;Ceciltron&amp;gt; they make the best martinis&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:41] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; It get lonely sometime. Some Jesuits made fun when I defend the treaty. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:41] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; We are like family with Brianna and Erich.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:42] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Yes, the Jesuits do not truly understand or appreciate the Japanese respect for deep and true love.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:42] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; and tentacle rape&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:42] &amp;lt;Ceciltron&amp;gt; that&#039;s nonsense! our agents have been in japan since the first portuguese set foot there.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:43] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Though Japanese have open attitude toward sex, they also appreciate a deep and true love.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:43] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; This is true! :)&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:43] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; We don&#039;t hurt with sex.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:43] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Maybe sometime.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:43] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I know, because my mother is Japanese.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:43] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; If I don&#039;t like, I explode their penis.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:44] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Afterward.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:44] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I think what bonds us is our mutual Japanese blood.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:44] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Ouch 13... that&#039;s cold&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:44] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I love it!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:45] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; You would like this Zacku Naito. &amp;gt;:(&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:45] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Japanese not perfect.  Nobody is perfect.  And  yes, they can hurt with sex, just like all bad people.  But, they will die for what they perceive is honor.  When I saw this in you when you tried to reach out to us about the GAiL android, yoou got my respect.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:45] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; This is why I never do. Don&#039;t be flatter.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:45] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; You get my respect also Gail Chan.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:45] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I see strong Catherine the Great woman.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:45] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; And strong Japanese woman.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:46] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I have an idea&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:46] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Your ideas are bad. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:46] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Why don&#039;t you both do this...&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:46] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; See? It come.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:46] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Gail... do that cut in half thing with the lightning bolts&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:47] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; and 13, explode it&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:47] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; at the same time&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:47] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Don&#039;t do it! He like!!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:47] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; That&#039;ll be so hot!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:47] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; He ask me this all the time. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:47] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I am ignoring Zack Knight.  He&#039;s a shallow bore and a vulgar man.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:47] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; He cute sometimes. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:47] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Lately, he bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:48] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; His emotions are not vast like Brent Spiner&#039;s.  I also don&#039;t appreciate how he lies about me to the public.  He knows I would never want him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:48] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I think Zack has fooled you good.  I think he is in charge of the King James only people.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:50] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I don&#039;t think.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;03[13:50] * ZackKnight changes topic to &#039;&amp;quot;I am ignoring Zack Knight.  He&#039;s a shallow bore and a vulgar man&amp;quot; - Gail &#039;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:51] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; He is trying to embarass you too. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:51] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; We just laugh and laugh.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:51] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Talk about Star Trek. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:52] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; And not being carpet munch.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:53] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Don&#039;t believe her 13&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:53] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Pen Pals is about following your heart and not allowing those around you, who do not share your big heart to stop you from following love and vastness in your heart.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:54] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Those KJV nuts are just old Gail-followers that are scorned at her.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:54] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; This is what made me notice Brent.  Brent is in many ways like his Data character in Pen Pals.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:55] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; You in many ways like little girl?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:55] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; It took a  lot of courage for me to write Brent in 1990, because at that time I was sort of betraying my church, because they all believed that Star Trek  was a Satan program.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:55] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I know that feel. :(&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:55] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Yes, back in 1990, I was like that little girl in Star Trek.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:55] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Your family all went away, left you to live by yourself, when you could not live by yourself alone. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:55] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; You search for answers among stars.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:55] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Data comes for you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:55] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Rescues you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:57] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; He leaves you music to think of him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:57] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I was married to a man who made love to me like a machine.  Because of  my religion, I thought it evil to divorce him, so I did not have the courage to leave him, or even admit that he was cold to me.  But a certain part of me rebelled, and I reached out to Brent and started writing him after I saw him in Pen Pals.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:58] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; That same rebelious spirit is what makes you want me too Gail.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:58] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; David made it so like your real home was the dying planet. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[13:58] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Shut up Zacku Naito. Gail doesn&#039;t want you at all.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:58] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; At that time in my life, I was questioning much of what I believed.  Asking myself if all I believed was perhaps too rigid and that I needed to rethink much of my positions.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[13:59] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Yes, David did make it like my real home was the dying planet.  You are very perceptive.  Have you ever thought about becoming a writer?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:00] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I don&#039;t make much time to write. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:01] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I like to watch videos and analyze their meanings and the people in them. This is my best skill. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:01] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; That&#039;s okay.  Writing is very hard work.  Perhaps you should be a SCREENWRITER and movie PRODUCER.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:01] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Ohh! I would enjoy this. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:02] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Yes, I like this, too.  Perhaps, you and I could work on a movie together and put together two great minds.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:02] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; That would be impressive.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:03] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Rome was not built in a day.  Perhaps we could juggle ideas around for a screenplay.  It is always important to write what you really care about.  Also, good writing requires emotional courage.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:04] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I liked The Rape Of Brent Spiner.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:04] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Writing can also be a way to grow spiritually and learn new things about yourself.  Writing is often like exploring new worlds in your mind.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:04] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Me too&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:04] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I liked when Brent was raped.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:04] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; My favorite part was when he had sex with the cat.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:05] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I think I did a good job on The Rape of Brent Spiner, but I only wished that I was not the only actor.  It is hard to play the part of a man, and the evil woman and do all the characters and make it believable on the screen.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:05] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Gail... if you ever want to record any sex scenes, I volunteer to act them out with you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:05] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; It would be very believeable&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:06] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; OUCH YOU BITCH!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:07] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Why did you do that!?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:07] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Because you are being a dick head.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:07] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Way to go Gail Chan!!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:07] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I do it too.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:07] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Zack is huge dickface.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:08] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Is there some way to get Zack out of this conversation?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:09] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Ah, I have secret security clear.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:09] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; There is password but you must say it.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:09] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Zack Knight is a total dickface&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:09] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I just said &amp;quot;Zack Knight is a total dickface&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:09] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I not tell him about this.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:09] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Good!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:10] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I hope this works.  He is going after me brain to brain, but that&#039;s nothing new.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:10] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; He is horny all the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:10] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Do you make love to him?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:11] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; A lot. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:11] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Sometimes no when he makes me cry. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:11] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; But sometimes even then.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:11] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; He does have the world&#039;s most perfect penis I admit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:12] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; How many men do you make love to in a day?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:12] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; It depend.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:12] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Do you have any favorites?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:12] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Sometimes I&#039;m so busy exploding penises, when I see one more I&#039;m like &amp;quot;NO MORE&amp;quot; and I just explode them.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:13] &amp;lt;Santiclause&amp;gt; Rule13 is a serious drain on our homosexual compound. We go through many initiates because she can&#039;t resist exploding penises.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:13] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I don&#039;t like to say my favorite. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:14] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; It touch me too deep. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:14] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Zack would make fun.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:14] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; That means you have a favorite.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:15] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I do not think lovemaking is exciting unless there is commitment and loyalty to the lover.  Spreading it around cheapens the experience.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:16] &amp;lt;Santiclause&amp;gt; I dunno, sin and debauchery is quite exciting. Defying the word of Jesus adds a certain thrill.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:16] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Ah, Gail Chan, lovemaking is blasphemy to Jesuit rules.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:16] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; We oppose love. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:17] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; However, sometimes in life, a husband will allow his wife to have sex with another because it is necessary.  The Japanese understand this, and often a husband will allow his wife to make love to another.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:17] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Yes, I can tell that Jesuits despise true love.  That is all I live for.  I could never be a Jesuit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:19] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Jesuits feel lovemaking is blasphemy because a person who is a great lover can never be a successful Jesuit.  To kill those who disagree with your religion, requires a cold and cruel heart, so that is why the Jesuit ORder does not encourage true love.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:19] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; This is why Jesuits hate your love for your men.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:20] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; A person with love and forgiveness in their heart can never be a good Jesuit, because that kind of a person can never kill somebody just because they don&#039;t agree with your religion.  Yes, you are right, Rule 13.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:21] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I don&#039;t see how you can stand your companions.  They seem very shallow to me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:23] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; They can be fun. Even Zacku Naito, when he isn&#039;t being huge dickface. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:23] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Zack Knight is a total dickface.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;03[14:23] * ZackKnight is now known as ZackKnight-DICKFACED&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:26] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I imagine they could be fun, but it is not funny to me how they can try to sabotage great lovers and substitute a great lover with an inferior and vulgar person.  They seem more like poison to me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:27] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; They intrude themselves into a great and loving relationship and inject corruptness and vulgarity into a vast and spiritual love.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:27] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; It is like the enjoy taking something beautiful and turning it into something vulgar.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:28] &amp;lt;Santiclause&amp;gt; Of course we enjoy it - why else do you think we do it&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:28] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; This, I cannot respect.  In fact, this is something a Japanese should not respect.  A true Japanese at heart never tries to betray or destroy a vast, deep and beautiful love.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:29] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I am torn very much as of late. But, I must be loyal to my Japanese heart. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:29] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Brent worshipped the ground I walked on when Loree raped him.  What Loree did was evil and vulgar and cruel.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:29] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Many don&#039;t see...but there is more to Rule 13 than sushi and beastiality.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:30] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Jesus can see that in you Rule 13.  He wants me to be friends with you and I believe your Japanese heart will save you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:30] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Loree was a bitch, I admit. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:30] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; We used to hang out until she got demoted, because she failed with Brent Spiner.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:31] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I be out to eat with Jesuit friends and she be like &amp;quot;hey Rule 13, you think you should be wearing those pants? They don&#039;t match your color personality ha ha ha&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:31] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; &amp;quot;Also you re fat&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:31] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; And I just explode all penises I can.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:31] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I was so mad.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:34] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; You are better than Loree McBride.  I sense some depth in you.  Loree was a vulgar and shallow beast, totally devoted to sensuality and vulgarity in sex, not caring at all about whether she destroyed something beautiful, deep and good.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:34] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I don&#039;t like blondes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:34] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; She was a bimbo, Gail Chan.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:34] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Now that is ex BFF, I can talk shit to you. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:35] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; It had nothing to do with her blonde hair.  That is just the way she was.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:36] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; To me, I feel so bad for Brent, because many people think he really wanted her and she is listed as his wife on Wikipedia.  But Jesus told me that this is one of those things that will work out for good later and even now,  though I do not totally understand how.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:37] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Jesus did tell me that I would be Brent&#039;s wife here on earth as well as in the millennium.  I love Jesus supremely, that is why I could never love Zack Knight or be a Jesuit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:37] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I think Jesus is very handsome, even though He says he is not.  I do not want him as a sex partner, but he is very cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:38] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Jesus is pretty hot, I admit. He is hot and cool.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:38] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; You know, I would not be writing you now, if Jesus did not show up and tell me to write you, because we are BFF.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:39] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Jesus must love you very much.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:39] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; He would have sex with me?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:40] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; A sinner like Rule 13?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:40] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; No, Rule 13, Jesus will  have sex with no woman, because He is God.  But I think He would like to commune with you Spirit to Spirit.  The way for Him to do this, though, is that you would have to admit you are a sinner and admit that He died on the cross for your sins, and ask Him to save you.  You would need to pray this prayer:  Dear Jesus, I know I&#039;m a sinner and deserve to go to hell, but I believe that you died on the cross for  my sins, plea&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:42] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; That is all you have to do, just believe Jesus died for your sins, and believe that the only way to heaven is what He did for you, and then ask Him to save you, that you are trusting in His death on the cross as the payment for your sins, so you can go to heaven.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:43] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Once you do that, then you can pray to Him and He will answer your prayers.  When I prayed the &amp;quot;sinner&#039;s prayer&amp;quot; I got saved and became a Christian, after that I noticed that my prayers started getting answered!  It was so exciting and I could feel Jesus&#039; spirit mingling with mine.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:43] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; He is such an AWESOME SPIRIT.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:43] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; This doesn&#039;t sound like love I know. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:44] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Gail Chan, I tell you what happened last Valentines Day? It made me so mad. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:45] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Valentines Day is Satanic holiday, as you say.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:45] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; No, but someday when you feel like you are a dirty sinner, which we all are compared to God, just say, Jesus I&#039;m a horrible sinner, but I believe you died for my sins on the cross and I know this is the only way I can go to heaven.  I trust only in your death on the cross to save me.  Thanks for dying for me.  Come into my heart now.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:46] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Oh, I did not know that Valentine&#039;s day is Satanic holiday.  You know, Satan is a liar.  Jesus always tells the truth.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:46] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Zacku Naito was like &amp;quot;hey Rule 13, I brought you beautiful flower :)&amp;quot; and I was like &amp;quot;oh Zacku Naito! You don&#039;t have to do this, we are Jesuit! But I blush for you&amp;quot; then he say &amp;quot;ha ha just kidding it&#039;s my penis&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:46] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I cry and cry.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:47] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Then he was like &amp;quot;I sorry Rule 13, I got you candy&amp;quot; and I say &amp;quot;really?&amp;quot; then he says &amp;quot;just kidding, but you can still put it in your mouth&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:47] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I ran to my quarters and listen to j-pop for like five hours.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:48] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I think I know who your favorite is.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:48] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; It is blasphemy to love in the Jesuit Order. That is why Jesuits don&#039;t know. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:48] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I think Jesus might be a good lover, as you say.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:49] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Jesus loves you more than Zack Knight and He would never consider it blasphemy if you loved Him.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:49] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; I&#039;m Back!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:49] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Zacku Naito go away!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:50] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Make me!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:50] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Gail Chan will make you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:50] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; She has my secret password.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:50] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Oh shit!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:51] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Zack Knight is a total dick face.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:51] &amp;lt;~ZackKnight&amp;gt; Is that why I can&#039;t stay connected?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;03[14:51] * ZackKnight is now known as ZackKnight-DICKFACED&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:51] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Yes. When you try to fight, it kicks you out.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:52] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Even though Jesus does not make love to me, He has caressed me with His Spirit.  It is truly awesome when He does so.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:53] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; He caresses your body from spirit?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:53] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Can he make you orgasm?&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:54] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; It&#039;s hard to describe.  It is not at all like how we humans make love.  But it feels like His Spirit is minging with mine, and I can sense His emotions.  He is a very, very great being.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:55] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; He is full of love for everyone and has only the highest and greatest feelings.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:56] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Probably the best way to describe it, is if you listen to the music at my website, when my website opens up and you hear that music from the movie &amp;quot;The Greatest Story Ever Told&amp;quot;, that music is kind of like how His Spirit is iwth  me.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:57] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; like how his Spirit is with me.  You know, he is a very tolerant and understanding Being.  &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:57] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; He only hates sin and sends sinners to hell, because that is the only way He can fix all the pain and suffering that is in the world.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:58] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; He is NOT AT ALL like the King James only people.  He even told me that he loves homosexuals and that some of them are saved and will go to heaven and that there is nothing wrong with how they love, but He prefers the man/woman relationship.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:59] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Jesus sounds good. Some of the best Jesuits are not bisexual.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[14:59] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; He thinks it&#039;s cool that I am not bothered by homosexual loving and even praised me for my open mind on this matter, and thought it was real cool of me not to be bothered by this.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[14:59] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; So, I do not judge.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:00] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I used to believe that the reason God sent fire and brimstone onto Sodom and Gomorrha was because they were homosexuals, but I now believe it was because they were cruel in the way they used sex.  Jesus hates it when humans are cruel with each other, that is why He hates sin.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:02] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; No, Rule 13, Jesus does not do orgasm with any human being.  He is God.  He cannot make love like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[15:03] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; If Jesus hated homos, San Francisco would be smoldering crater right now.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:03] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; However, His Spirit to Spirit loving is very nurturing and beautiful.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:03] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Probably true.  Jesus loves everybody, even the homosexuals.  He only is against homosexuals when they are cruel.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:05] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; That is why He destroyed Sodom and Gomorrha, not because they were homosexual, but because they were cruel in how they practiced sex.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[15:06] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; What about consensual rape and bukkake? &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[15:06] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Those are my favorites.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:09] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I am not sure how Jesus really feels about this.  I do not think He would approve, but He surprises me sometimes.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[15:09] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Maybe it is case by case.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[15:09] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; Brent Spiner said he would rape you, and God must have liked this.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:10] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I used to think that Jesus liked it that I worshipped the King James Bible, but He got very angry at me when I made a video and said that the King James Bible was God.  He said I just made the GA1L android more powerful when I gave away that we planned to use the King James Bible in our weapons.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[15:10] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; That was bad.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:10] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Yes, I think it is case by case.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:11] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Yes, I felt so stupid.  Jesus later told me that He has forgiven me for this and considers my sin of idolatry in this matter to be TOTALLY FORGOTTEN, that He has cast my sins away as far as the east is from the west.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:12] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Yes, Jesus saw Brent&#039;s heart and looked past his words, &amp;quot;I want to rape you&amp;quot;.  Jesus always judges us for what is in our hearts, He can see past our words and actions and knows us even better than we know ourselves.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:13] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; If you want to know what Jesus is like, read the New Living Bible, that translation seems to really make Him come alive.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:13] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Of course, perhaps you have a Japanese Bible that would be even better.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[15:14] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; I will consider.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:14] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; As you can tell I am very much in love with Jesus.  That is why I cannot love Zack Knight, to do so, would be to betray my Jesus.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:15] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Yes, whenever you are ready.  Jesus is very patient.  I am so proud of Him, and so glad He trusts me enough to talk to me one on one, like He does.  Even though He corrects me, and I make mistakes, it is an honor to have one on one with God.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:16] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; I am learning more and more to respect Him when He corrects me.  I used to dread it, because I felt like I was always goofing.  Now I realize He does so with deepest love for me and that He plans to do something glorious or He would not bother with me.  I am excited to see how His plan all works out.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[15:17] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; That will be very interesting indeed Gail Chan.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[15:17] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; But for now, I must go.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[15:17] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; You should go also, since Zacku Naito will take advantage if I leave.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:18] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Okay, bye, it was nice talking to you.  Perhaps you can come up with ideas for a good screenplay, if you want.  I shall pray for you.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;01[15:18] &amp;lt;&amp;amp;Rule13&amp;gt; You will be in my thoughts Gail Chan. &lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[15:18] &amp;lt;Gail&amp;gt; Have a great evening.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Episode Appearances==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;[[Episodes#The_Antichrist|The Antichrist]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; Rule 13 was plotting with Zack Knight to kidnap Gail and was going to join him in raping her, but due to Gail&#039;s powers as a born again Christian the taser transporter they were using to abduct her backfired, blowing off one of Rule 13&#039;s arms. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;[[Episodes#The_Nukkake|The Nukkake]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; As Judge Terrance Jenkins rushed to warn Gail about a mysterious bomb threat on the Canadian International Hospital, Rule 13 breaks into Skype to interrupt the call and announce the Jesuits&#039; evil plan. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;[[Episodes#Erich.27s_Virginity|Erich&#039;s Virginity ]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; In an attempt to steal his virgin semen, Rule 13 seduced Erich Schuler by dressing as Zelda and meeting him at an Anime convention. She then brought him to a restaurant near his house where she began to make her moves. Meanwhile, Jesuit teams erected a virgin shield to seal out anyone that didn&#039;t intend to take Erich&#039;s virginity, which was presumably only Rule 13. Just as 13 was about to have sex with Erich, Brianna pounced on her and both women began wrestling on the floor. Brianna defeated Rule 13, who got tazer transported to the slaughterhouse. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;[[Episodes#The_Nobel_Prize_Retards|The Nobel Prize Retards]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; The Jesuits replaced all of the judges on the Nobel Prize Committee with retards, allowing Rule 13 to win a Nobel Prize in Wiki Editing, stealing the limelight from Gail who seethed with jealousy over not winning  a prize for her own writings. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;[[Episodes#GA1L|GA1L]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; After [[GA1L]] destroyed several major Jesuit territories, Rule 13 arrived at Church of Gail to plea for help. GA1L attacked, and Rule 13 ordered her warship to open fire to protect Gail’s men. With a Nazi salute, Rule 13 lured GA1L away, saving Church of Gail and all of the men from certain death – risking her own life in the process.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;b&amp;gt;[[Episodes#Fine_Print|Fine Print]]&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt; Rule 13 invited Gail to chat with her over IRC.&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Brianna]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;[[Zack Knight]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|First off, I am not a &#039;big Hollywood executive&#039;|Richard Arnold}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:RichardArnold.jpg|thumb|300px|alt=text|Personal photo sent to Gail in 1990]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Richard Arnold was a Star Trek archivist and public relations figure for Paramount in the 1990&#039;s. Gail (who believed he was far more important in the hierarchy than he was, and was in fact a &amp;quot;big Hollywood executive&amp;quot;) had extensive discussions with him over a series of letters, where the two talked very personally until Richard eventually became creeped out and stopped writing to her. Richard&#039;s awkward handling of Gail is considered one of the primary reasons Gail latched on to [[Brent Spiner]]. Part of Richard&#039;s job was to foster fanaticism in order to build the Star Trek fanbase, and due to his excessive niceness and inability to say no, Gail was left with an understandable impression that the celebrities she contacted at Paramount were interested in her life and being close with her. &lt;br /&gt;
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In essence, Richard is just as much at fault for Gail&#039;s flavor of psychosis as [[David Schuler]], [[Jack Chick]] and [[Melody Rondeau]]. Perhaps arguably, what makes Richard&#039;s part worse than the others is that he knew Brent personally and even told him about Gail. All of the excuses Gail made for Brent not being able to contact her came directly from Richard&#039;s own, who constantly assured her that he really liked her but was unable to respond to all of her mail promptly. Had Gail never received a response from Brent, it&#039;s very possible that Richard himself would have found himself the target of Gail&#039;s lifelong obsession (rather than just her temporary one). &lt;br /&gt;
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Below are some, but not all, of the letters Gail received from Richard. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Letters==&lt;br /&gt;
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The first letter was Richard&#039;s most professional sounding. &lt;br /&gt;
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Gail immediately begins to talk about religion with Richard, who politely thanks her.&lt;br /&gt;
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Richard&#039;s next letter is a form letter, but he still makes the time to personalize a paragraph at the bottom for Gail. &lt;br /&gt;
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Gail sends Richard a picture of herself (much like she would later do with Brent) and for some reason, Richard feels obligated to return the gesture. He tells her that he would prefer to take personal photos for her instead of using the professional publicity stills he already has. He continues to apologize for not being able to get personal. &lt;br /&gt;
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Gail sends Richard what is believed to be a Jack Chick tract. Drifting dangerously into the flames of her insanity, Richard finally gives in and engages in religious discussion with Gail. It all goes downhill from here.&lt;br /&gt;
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Richard not only continues to enmesh himself into Gail&#039;s element by discussing religious topics, he now assures Gail how important she is, and that he answers fan letters because he truly cares, and not because it&#039;s his job or anything. &lt;br /&gt;
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Richard engages in more personal discussions with Gail, casually talking about the weather, and even sends her a picture of himself. &lt;br /&gt;
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Richard corrects Gail by telling her he is not a &amp;quot;Big Hollywood Executive&amp;quot;. He contradicts himself by saying that he doesn&#039;t want to engage in controversial topics with her, despite already doing so, paradoxically stating &amp;quot;I wish to stay your friend and not get involved in your personal matters&amp;quot;. He doesn&#039;t seem to realize that he had already crossed that line.&lt;br /&gt;
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Richard apologizes for having a job, and that otherwise he would be happy to write Gail. From now on he will willingly answer any of her business related fanmail regarding the actual show he&#039;s supposed to be representing, but that he won&#039;t have time to answer letters of a personal nature anymore. &lt;br /&gt;
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Richard refers to his previous letter in which he stated (despite at least 10 exchanged letters and personal photographs) that he and Gail are not pen pals. He tells her he is too busy, but then immediately follows up by saying that it bothers him to not answer letters and that it is the only reason he is writing her. After assuring her that he reads all of her letters despite not replying, he then goes on to engage in more personal discussion about her home life and says he will write again when he is not busy, telling her that &amp;quot;it is simply my being too busy that keeps me from writing to you, and nothing else&amp;quot;. Essentially, he has given Gail implied permission to continue writing him, a promise of his personal attention in reading her letters, as well as guaranteeing that he will eventually reply out of guilt and give her what she wants, which he has already done for several letters.&lt;br /&gt;
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In the letter above -- the only current example of one of Gail&#039;s letters to Richard -- Gail had put together a form for him to fill out by checking &amp;quot;Yes&amp;quot; or &amp;quot;No&amp;quot; to a series of bizarre questions. Although Richard is beginning to get creeped out, and tells her that he is putting his foot down and drawing the line, he still not only replies to her weird letter but gives in and fills out the question form just as she wanted. &lt;br /&gt;
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Gail received a prank call to her house from a man that said &amp;quot;I want to rape you&amp;quot; -- this is the iconic prank call that would become the final stepping stone to her obsession with Brent. Before she pinned it on Brent, however, she was ready to connect it with Richard. She writes him to tell him about it, and Richard, as if none of this is his own fault, finally becomes creeped out enough to tell her that he will stop writing her. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Aftermath==&lt;br /&gt;
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While trying to determine who her mystery rape caller was, Gail decided to use graphology to analyze Richard and Brent&#039;s signatures, and, already convinced that it had to be one of the two, thought she could figure out which one by figuring out which of their personalities matched the kind of personality it would take to lewdly prank call her house. Gail determined that Richard&#039;s handwriting indicated that he was more than likely a bad person (this probably stemmed from her feelings of budding rejection by him and his refusal to send Brent all of her religious paraphernalia) and wrote to him about it. Although the actual letter is missing, in true Gail fashion she more than likely accused him in a thinly veiled way of calling her up and saying that he wanted to rape her. This resulted in a final rejection from Richard, leaving Gail heartbroken that she had lost her Hollywood friend. She talks about the emotional aftermath on her website.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotebox|Richard’s signature was what graphologists (handwriting analysts) call a thread.  A thread indicates problems and evasiveness.  Brent’s legible handwriting indicated a more honest and forthright person, and that he had energy and health. But I only had signatures and signatures only showed how the person presented themselves to the public and not the real person, so I still hadn’t a clue over who my mystery caller was. To analyze accurately the true persona you must see the handwriting of the person in their regular text (and I had neither of these from Richard or Brent).  A signature only indicates how the person wants the world to see them.  I wrote Richard and indicated I had received phone calls that seemed to originate from Paramount.  Richard wrote me back to say he could no longer write me and that I wouldn’t hear from him anymore, that I apparently took his letters far too seriously.  I decided I’d horribly offended him, and realized he could not be my mystery caller.  I enjoyed my correspondence with him and realized that by bringing up these phone calls, I’d scared him off.  Upset I lost my friend, I cried, just because I mentioned these mysterious phone calls to him. &lt;br /&gt;
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My mystery caller called back right about this time (when I cried over the loss of my correspondence with Richard), and said in a calm, caring voice, “How are you?”  &lt;br /&gt;
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“Who’s this?” I said.  Then he quietly hung up.  &lt;br /&gt;
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At this time, I felt lost, as if I drifted in a wide sea without a compass, and felt that somehow my new friendships with these forbidden Hollywood people would steer me in the direction of light and love.  I felt I needed to explore forbidden vistas, that this would lead me on a journey to find myself.  My letters of friendship to Richard and Brent were part of this exploration.  So when Richard cut me off, I felt my journey had been extinguished, that I was doomed forever to meander in confusion and darkness.  &lt;br /&gt;
My mind and emotions withered into darkness and confusion.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Melody Rondeau]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Order of the Jesuits</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|&amp;quot;Jesuits never forgive or forget.&amp;quot;|-Gail}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The Jesuit Order is an all male Catholic religious organization. They are regarded by some to be involved in covert, malevolent world conspiracies. One of the more popular components of this conspiracy theory is [http://www.chick.com/default.asp Jack Chick]. It was [[David Schuler]] that introduced Jack Chick, and consequently the Jesuits, to [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] when he gave her some of his Jack Chick tapes for her to listen to. [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] recounts crying after listening to them, believing every word. The Jesuit conspiracy would later become a prominent feature in her persecutory delusions when she developed [[Schizophrenia | psychosis]], only the Jesuits would not only be out to take over the entire world, but to destroy her life specifically.  &lt;br /&gt;
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==Gail&#039;s Jesuits==&lt;br /&gt;
Over time, [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] has adopted some unusual beliefs about her version of the Jesuits. In her world they are a massive organization with advanced, futuristic, science fiction level [[Technology | technology]], some of which obtained through their alliance with [[UFO&#039;s | demonic aliens]]. Most of them can read her mind, while their [[Zack Knight|highest]] [[Rule 13|ranking]] officers have even more exotic powers, or are otherwise [[Sara_Avery | superhuman creatures]] that could not exist in real life. The Jesuits are also highly sexual, participating in physically impossible sex acts and extreme fetishism, even going so far as to have [[Jesuit homosexual compound | an entire compound dedicated to homosexual rape]]. They are loveless, evil, and rather than worshiping God they actually worship [[Satan]]. Most of them are in fact, possessed by demons. &lt;br /&gt;
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In essence, while a basic understanding of what a Jesuit actually is may be partly useful to understanding what [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] is talking about, her version is so warped from reality that both groups could be considered entirely different entities and the real life Jesuit Order has little bearing on what [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] actually believes. &lt;br /&gt;
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==Attacks on Gail== &lt;br /&gt;
[[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] believes that the Jesuits became interested in her shortly after she was born, and it is all because of her unusually powerful [[Genetic Profile|genetic profile]]. They tried to kill her right away by giving her an allergy to baby formula. Currently, the Jesuits attack [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] foremost by attempting to damage her romantic relationships, which they believe to be the key to preventing her from destroying their plans for world domination. On a daily basis they threaten to kill men that get close to [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]], replace her family, coworkers and lovers with evil [[clones]], stalk her, and give her [[Germ Warfare|strange diseases]]. They contaminate the food she buys, prevent her orgasms, give her road rage, bribe authorities to not listen to her, and have convinced the public that she is [[Schizophrenia | crazy]]. While the attacks get far more extreme, the true breadth of what the Jesuits do to [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] cannot be contained in a single paragraph or page and in fact, requires an entire wiki to document.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Jesuit Presence==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] was made aware of the [http://orderofthejesuits.com/ Order of the Jesuits] website in late 2011, less than a year after she created her YouTube account and began posting videos about her life. Strangely, this website seemed to reflect everything that [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] has ever believed and said, and [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] was both shocked and extremely validated to read it. Her obsession and determination deepened.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail&#039;s]] life is overshadowed by the role the Jesuits play in tormenting her and her [[The Marriage List|league of lovers]] every single day.&lt;br /&gt;
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==References==&lt;br /&gt;
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Society_of_Jesus Society of Jesus on Wikipedia]&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesuit_conspiracy_theories Jesuit Conspiracy Theories on Wikipedia]&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://orderofthejesuits.com/ Order of the Jesuits Website]&lt;br /&gt;
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[http://www.youtube.com/user/orderofthejesuits?ob=0&amp;amp;feature=results_main Order of the Jesuits YouTube Channel]&lt;br /&gt;
==See Also==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Jesuit Community Portal]]&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Order of the Jesuits| ]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>Nukkake</title>
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{{quote|Gail Chan? Gail Chan. How are you? Jesuit Order unleash military nukkake. It combination of two favorite things -- nuclear holocaust, and bukkake! We spray semen on whole world! Jesuit semen! Have a nice day! Love...Rule 13.|Rule 13}}&lt;br /&gt;
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The nukkake is a weapon of mass destruction invented by the Jesuits. It is a nuclear bomb filled with [[bukkake]]. It explodes in a mushroom cloud that takes on the shape of a penis, then kills by drowning entire cities in semen, leaving rampant pregnancy and nuclear fallout for any survivors in its wake. Rumors surrounding the details of this type of bomb had been circulating for years, with no confirmed evidence of its existence. The bomb was first used in December 2011 when the Jesuits dropped a load on the International Canadian Hospital in an attempt to eradicate all of Gail&#039;s men, who were visiting [[Terrance Jenkins]] in his hospital room.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Impending Doom==&lt;br /&gt;
Late one night, Gail receives an urgent message from Terrance. Frightened and in pain, Terrance warns Gail that the Jesuits are planning to bomb the hospital using a new type of nuclear weapon. The men are scrambling for clues. Suddenly, [[Rule 13]] breaks into the call, and reveals the Jesuits&#039; evil plan.&lt;br /&gt;
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Gail rushes to YouTube to warn the world, calling upon all scientists for help on behalf of her men still trapped at the impending ground zero.&lt;br /&gt;
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==The Fallout==&lt;br /&gt;
The following morning, the nukkake bomb hit Canada. All of the men rushed to the hospital basement for safety. Later, [[Brent Spiner]] would write Gail the first ever personal account of a nukkake witness experience.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:Technology]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Order of the Jesuits]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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