Melanie Richards
Melanie Richards is a young, newly graduated journalist who works at the Gabrielle Chana Fox News Network aboard Church of Gail. Her family was slaughtered by Jesuits long ago, and Melanie has come to perceive Gail as a maternal figure whom she admires for her vastness and many talents. Melanie occasionally shows up to hang out with Gail, share meals, and discuss events happening at Church of Gail. She often records audio and video of Gail during her encounters, and is heard but never seen on film. Gail describes Melanie as an athletic "Summer Natural" color personality with "like a flat waist".
Sushi With Gail
In spring of 2013, Melanie visited Gail for the first time in Gail's hometown of Melbourne. Brent Spiner met with Gail on Skype the previous week to ask Gail if she would like to participate in an in-person interview by Melanie, who he explained was a green journalist at Church of Gail. Gail agreed to meet Melanie at a sushi place for lunch the following week. Jesuit bugs were put in place around the sushi restaurant and Jesuits were able to witness the events that transpired between Gail and Melanie that afternoon.
Gail immediately recognized Melanie as soon as the two women stepped out of their respective vehicles in the parking lot -- in part because Melanie was dressed in casual business attire which Gail regarded with awe and immediate trust because the clothes were "WalMart colors". After an initial handshake and Gail making an agreement with Melanie not to film Gail's car, the two entered the restaurant.
Gail proceeded to casually discuss her recent Internet life with her men and answer any questions asked by Melanie, who filmed portions of the interaction on a tablet. One of the videos was later released online with subtitles for clarity. The rest of the interaction has yet to be released. During the course of the meal, Gail discussed the trial between Brent Spiner and Loree McBride, her new lightning bolt powers from Jesus, and being molested by Zack Knight. She also conversed with Japanese wait staff about her Japanese heritage.
Melanie paid for the meal and the two new friends departed. Later, Melanie documented the personalized encounter with Gail in her first ever majorly publicized article for the Gabrielle Chana Fox News Network, and her footage was used by the news station for detailed televised coverage of the event. Melanie's career was given a massive jump start, with only her idol to thank.
Olive Garden
In summer of 2013, Melanie returned to visit Gail once again. This time she brought along a friend from Church of Gail -- Tyrone Jenkins, the adopted white nephew of Terrance Jenkins.
Along the way, Melanie and Tyrone were accosted by fat chicks, one of which nearly devoured petite Melanie who had to be rescued by Tyrone. The two were able to escape but were on guard during their time with Gail, on the lookout for fat chicks. Gail assured them that her presence would protect them from fat chicks.
The two showed up to Gail's apartment and Gail welcomed them in to give them a tour and discuss more details about her life, starting with her dildo. Gail's apartment, set at 80 degrees, was difficult to breathe in and covered in trash. Part of Gail's hoarding included a massive filing chest of old documents and newspapers (which is often seen mysteriously covered by a blanket in many of her older videos). From the collection, Gail shared clippings about Vladimir Putin, including the first newspaper she saw him in where she thought he was flirting with her. Gail used her fashion sense to determine clothing and color personalities for both Melanie and Tyrone and briefly had Melanie try on a fur coat with period blood coating the back of it.
Later, Gail, Melanie and Tyrone drove in Melanie's car to Olive Garden for an early dinner. Along the way, Gail was pointing out Jesuits on the road and began to explain the process she goes through in order to identify people as Jesuits.
At the restaurant, Gail continued to talk about herself and single out restaurant patrons who were Jesuits. A video was later posted of one of the highlights of the conversation when Zack Knight appeared and began causing problems with electronic devices during dinner. Following dinner, the three friends had to make a quick escape when a pair of fat girls sat down at a table behind them. The fat chicks later farted, rendering their waitress mentally retarded. Gail made a later video showcasing the gift given to her by Melanie and Tyrone -- a hot pink gas mask to protect herself from fat girl farts.
Gail's meal was once again covered. She recounted that this was the first time she had been out to dinner with a group of friends or family in 5 years.
Additional footage from the encounter has yet to be released.
Thanksgiving 2013
In fall of 2013, Melanie visited Gail the day after Thanksgiving for a private friendly dinner. During a Skype chat the previous week, Gail and Melanie had decided on Italian style pasta, baked salmon, and a cheesey sweet pepper salad. Melanie purchased all of the ingredients, which excited Gail because they came from Publix, and the two sat down to chop the vegetables and cook together while Gail interviewed Melanie about what life is like on Church of Gail. Dessert was key lime pie. In addition to the dinner ingredients, Melanie also brought a bottle of white wine and a copy of the movie 300 on DVD. Following dinner, Gail walked Melanie out to her car to protect her from Jesuit cat callers, and gave her a hug.
Melanie brought leftover food home to Brent Spiner and the rest of the men on Church of Gail, including Jesus. When Jesus tasted Gail's food, he was so impressed, he magically replicated it so that every man on the marriage list could have some. All of the men were in awe over Gail's cooking, and Gail was thrilled that her men were able to enjoy something she made, as she has always been quite proud of her cooking.
Gail later talked about this encounter in several videos. No other footage is known to exist from this encounter.