Gail Wiki gailwiki https://www.gail.wiki/index.php/Main_Page MediaWiki 1.44.0 first-letter Media Special Talk User User talk Gail Wiki Gail Wiki talk File File talk MediaWiki MediaWiki talk Template Template talk Help Help talk Category Category talk Module Module talk 0 1 213 212 2025-08-25T22:08:05Z GailAdmin 3 213 wikitext text/x-wiki __NOTOC__ = Home = '''Welcome to the Gail Wiki''' : The encyclopedia dedicated to '''[[Gail Chord Schuler]]''' and her universe. Explore her life, battles against the Jesuit Order, and more. Here you'll find everything about the primary target of the Jesuits. == Recent Quote == {{quote|I think they might be cleaning out my mouth and removing a lot of mites.|Gail Chord Schuler}} == Featured Article == Article excerpt goes here... == Gail's Men == [[Brent Spiner|Brent Spiner]] — Detailed profile on Gail's beloved husband. [[Vladimir Putin|Vladimir Putin]] — The Russian President, and second favorite with Gail. [[Matthew McConaughey|Matthew McConaughey]] — Matthew is the most sensitive of the men, sporting a 3-inch penis. [[Hugh Jackman|Hugh Jackman]] — Hugh Jackman packs a powerful punch. [[Gerard Butler|Gerard Butler]] — Gerard is the men's Psychiatrist and counselor. [[Keanu Reeves|Keanu Reeves]] — Like... woah... My name is pronounced key-on-yo. [[Terrance Jenkins|Judge Terrance Jenkins]] — Judge Jenkins, the black judge from Compton. == The Jesuits == [[Zack Knight|Zack Knight]] — Former Jesuit leader turned ally. [[Rule 13|Rule 13]] — Partner of Zack Knight and Gail's BFF. [[Sun Tzu|Sun Tzu]] [[Genghis Khan Nazis|Genghis Khan Nazis]] [[Loree McBride|Loree McBride]] — Ex-enemy of Gail. [[Lizzo|Lizzo]] — A fat black woman and the current Antichrist. [[Bubba the Black Jesuit|Bubba]] — Bubba the Black Jesuit says "Lick my butthole." [[Angelina Ballerina|Angelina Ballerina]] — The blonde Jesuit seductress in a pink tutu. [[Godzilla Jesuit|Godzilla]] — The Jesuit who shoved a passenger jet in his anus. [[Submarine Jesuit|Submarine]] — The Jesuit who shoved a submarine in his anus. [[Urethra McPizzle|Urethra McPizzle]] — Jesuit assassin whose signature move will leave you breathless. [[Sara Avery|Sara Avery]] — Genetically engineered to grow obese without limits, a black hole waiting to happen. [[Sam Barbary|Sam Barbary]] — A disgusting creature with Prune Belly Syndrome. == Gail's Family == [[Gail's Mom|Gail's Mom]] — Gail's mother was a venomous cutting Japanese spitfire who was abusive to Gail. [[Gail's Stepdad|Gail's Stepdad]] — Provided steadfast support; he was kind to Gail before being murdered by the Jesuits. [[Erich Schuler|Erich Schuler]] — Gail's son, a gay party bottom and lover of all things Nintendo. [[Brianna Jenkins-Schuler|Brianna Jenkins-Schuler]] — Created using cloning technology from Gail's egg and Judge Terrance Jenkins' sperm; married to Erich Schuler. [[Sandra Metcalf|Sandra Metcalf]] — Gail's evil, jealous, and uglier chubby sister. [[David Schuler|David Schuler]] — Gail's ex-husband, known for his camping trip hikes and being a pedophile. == The Deities == [[Jesus|Jesus Christ]] — The top fully ascended deity, known for his miracles and teachings. Jesus can walk on water and is noted for his six-pack abs, offering salvation to all who believe. [[Buddha|Buddha]] — A rotund deity who likes to smoke marijuana, known for his calm demeanor and philosophical insights. [[Lakshmi|Lakshmi]] — A docile goddess of femininity and loveliness, revered for her grace and compassion. [[Horus|Horus]] — A bird deity who likes to screech "Reee!!!", eats nuts and seeds for dinner, and is known for taking massive bird dumps. [[Triton|Triton]] — A deity into watersports, associated with the power and freedom of the sea. [[Mohammad|Mohammad]] — The son of Allah, an explosives expert who can explode himself and come back together, famously exclaiming "Allahu Akbar" during such events. == Satan's Squad == [[Lucifer|Lucifer]] — The ultimate adversary in Gail's confrontations. [[Baphomet|Baphomet]] — The ultimate SJE tranny who loves to ejaculate and leave hoofprints. [[Shakpona|Shakpona]] — Diety of sickness and plague. [[Lilith|Lilith]] — Lilith is a seductive fag hag for Lucifer. [[Kali|Kali]] — A vicious stabby bitch fag hag deity for Lucifer. [[Ibilis|Ibilis]] — A molten rock diety with fire and smoke. == Places and Things == [[Church of Gail|Church of Gail]] [[Jesuit Spacefleet|Jesuit Spacefleet]] [[Moonxico|Moonxico]] [[The GA1L Android|The GA1L Android]] [[Automatons|Automatons]] [[UFO Aliens|UFO Aliens]] bektfufbnvbm14m2aen2b4k0ly7h440