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The Church of Gail is a religious organization started by the men on Gail's [[marriage list]].<ref name="Doctrine">[http://www.churchofgail.com/doctrine.htm CHURCH OF GAIL DOCTRINAL STATEMENT]</ref> The physical building acts as a traditional church, as well as a headquarters for Gail's men. By February 2012 the church had about a million members,<ref>[[Video 2012 02 15-01]]</ref> and by October that year it has continued to absorb floods of new converts,<ref>[[Video 2012 10 08-01]]</ref> suggesting that its fellowship has grown considerably.

The physical building randomly teleports from location to location in order to keep the Jesuits from locating it. Entry is only allowed through sanctioned teleportation, and the church is surrounded by a powerful military front. Guards are permitted to use lethal force on any threatening nonmembers that enter the perimeters. The church building itself is fitted with numerous [[Technology | pride scanners]], which will kill any member with impure thoughts on the spot. This prevents both [[Order of the Jesuits|Jesuits]] from physically entering the building as well as performing [[clones|clone]] [[Technology | switchouts]] from within.

Many of the men have since moved their living arrangements to the building for safety reasons. Sermons are held weekly, and consist of reading from Gail's website and watching her [[videos]].

==Theology==
The church's theology is outlined by its [http://www.churchofgail.com/doctrine.htm doctrinal statement]. Generally speaking, the church holds a protestant outlook, believing that during the church age (in which humanity is currently in) [[wikipedia:Sola fide|salvation is attained by faith in Jesus alone]]. However, during the [[wikipedia:Great Tribulation|tribulation]] that will follow the [[wikipedia:Rapture|rapture]] salvation will be attained by faith in Jesus combined with observance of the Jewish law.

<del>The CoG views the [[wikipedia:Authorized King James Version|1611 King James Bible]] as the inspired word of God, and its approval of [[Wikipedia:Peter Ruckman|Peter Ruckman]]'s works suggest that the CoG shares his extreme version of [[wikipedia:King James Only movement|King James Onlyism]], viewing the KJV as the only legitimate English translation of the Bible. A [http://www.gabriellechana.com/#anchor_219 section of Gail's website] to which the doctrinal statement refers to says that every non-English translation of the New Testament must be based on the [[wikipedia:Textus Receptus|Textus Receptus]], the same Greek manuscript which was used in the making of the KJV.</del> Gail has sinse changed position and now accepts a plethora of bible translations. This change has led to the falling-out between Gail and her [[KJV Only Followers]]. The KJV Only Followers have now teamed up with Peter Ruckman to harass Gail in many of the same ways as the Jesuits.

CoG views the sins of the spirit (self-righteousness and pride, the sin the Jesuits) as more severe than the sins of the flesh (smoking, drinking, immoral sexual activities). It is for that reason that the CoG does not focus on condemning homosexual relationships, although it does not approve of them either.

The chruch's views on marriage are somewhat unorthodox. Marriage is defined not as the product of a wedding ceremony nor as the legal recognition of a relationship, but as the physical union of male and female sexual organs. It is for that reason that the [[The Marriage List|legal marriage of Gail to several different men]] does not count as adultery, and the [[brain to brain]] erotic activity which occurs during said legal marriages does not count as sex. This position is somewhat problematic in light of Biblical passages such [http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+5%3A27-28&version=KJV Matthew 5:27-28], which define mere lust toward a person who is not one's spouse as adultery.

==Church of Gail Version 1==

[[File:Church in space.JPG|frame|alt=text|Church of Gail Version 1 (Destroyed)]]

The orginal Church of Gail was both a tower and a spaceship, it was capable of flying at warp speeds and included many amazing technologies. After Gail released video that included the voice of [[Judge Terrance Jenkins]], the Jesuits used his voiceprint to locate the church. The Jesuit fleet chased Church of Gail into deep space, firing photon torpedoes at it and crippling the ship. Eventually the church lost engine control and became adrift in deep space. Before the men could bring the engines back online, the Jesuits unleashed the full force of their armada on the Church. A large hole was blown in the hull which resulted in the loss of Jim Carrey.

The Jesuits then detonated a [[Nukkake]] bomb off of the port of the church, which dealt a fatal blow. The church exploded, but not before [[Vladimir Putin|Vladimir]] used it as a battering ram to destroy the entire Jesuit fleet and escape the resultant shockwave with a final jump to warp speed.

==Church of Gail Version 2==

[[File:church_of_gail_v2.jpg|frame|alt=text|Church of Gail Version 2]]

Fortunately for Gail and her men, Vladimir Putin had commissioned the launch of a new Church of Gail. Working in secret with [[Jesus|Jesus Christ]] and trusted Hollywood producers, the new church was built in plain sight and used on the set of Stargate Atlantis. This new church utilized the latest and greatest technologies that were taken from salvaged Jesuit technology and developed with the [[Technology|Nanotechnology Research Team]]. the new church consists of not one tower, but an entire city of towers. Not only can it fly in space, but the new church includes a quantum slipstream engine and can go underwater as well. The new church has the latest shield technology and advanced cloaking technology. One of the greatest improvements over the previous church design is the ability to withstand [[Nukkake]] bombs. Along with all the weapons in the original church arsenal, the new flagship church weapon is the Spermicide Bullet. The Spermicide Bullet is not only the most advanced missile ever, but it is capable of absorbing Nukkake explosions.

Due to the sheer size of the new church, Gail's men have not yet explored every room in all of the church towers. They are constantly discovering new technologies that have been built into the church. [[Order of the Jesuits|The Jesuit Order]] has confirmed that Jesus himself was involved in the design and construction of the new Church Of Gail. Jesus's involvement in the design represented a violation of the contract between Jesus and Satan, and this allowed the Jesuits to have Satan build them a new fleet of ships. The [[Jesuit Fleet]] assisted in the defeat of the [[GA1L]] android.

==Website==

The Church of Gail website was online November 24th, 2012. The most prominent feature of the site includes a private forum for all members of the church to discuss current events and organize. [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] posts on this forum on a regular basis to address all of her men regarding important issues going on in her life. The men respond to her in turn.

<div align="center">[http://www.churchofgail.com/ The Church of Gail]<div align="left">

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