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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keanu_Reeves Keanu Reeves] is an American actor known for a variety of films such as ''Speed'', ''The Matrix'' and ''Constantine''. He was revealed as number 19 on Gail's [[marriage list]] in early fall of 2011. He was introduced personally to Gail in summer 2012 in a Skype call with [[Terrance Jenkins|Terry]].<br />
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Keanu is an emotional, yet vacant individual who often becomes confused mid-thought, turning random sentences into questions. He describes himself as "a long ranger?" and spends most of his time by himself. <br />
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==Flirting With Greatness==<br />
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Keanu won Gail's heart in a Skype call where he introduced himself and began flirting with her. Gail became deeply infatuated, shoved [[Brent Spiner|Brent]] aside and gave Keanu [[brain to brain]] that very same night after the call ended. The next day she purchased ''The Matrix'' and ''Constantine'' to better get to know him. Gail recounts that she enjoyed the ''The Matrix'' but, not a fan of horror movies, was scared by ''Constantine''. <br />
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==Dummy Lost==<br />
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In fall of 2012, Keanu took his [[Technology#S|sex dummy]] for a date outside the church, where she got lost and wound up in the wrong hands. It was Keanu's sex dummy that was kidnapped and tampered with by [[Order of the Jesuits|the Jesuits]], causing her to become the all powerful [[GA1L]]. Keanu had become very attached to his dummy, and was devastated when she began acting out and having sex with other men. Not pleased with the fact that Keanu seemed to be more in love with his sex dummy than with Gail herself, Gail would later prescribe electroshock therapy and exorcism for Keanu to help fix him. <br />
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Keanu still holds a deep personal resentment for [[Terrance Jenkins|Terrance]] after Terrance found himself in an unwitting sexual encounter with the dummy when it raped him orally.<br />
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==See Also==<br />
* [[GA1L]]</div>GailAdmin