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Sara Avery was picked up by the Jesuits off the side of the road while sobbing outside a cupcake factory, covered in frosting. With no friends, skills, intelligence, beauty or grace, she was offered a place among [[Order of the Jesuits|The Jesuit Order]] as a [[Germ Warfare|biological weapon]].
[[File:realsara.jpg|thumb|left|alt=text|Happier times.]]
==Jesuit Training==
Sara's training involved stuffing herself with large amounts of cake in order to excellerate her already gratuitous girth. The success of her rapid weight gain was largely spurred on by the depression brought by her failure as a writer and dark memories of her father, with whom she has a deep sexual attraction to but could never have. Once she reached adequate size, at roughly 3000lb and growing, like all cattle Sara was then contained inside a barn at an undisclosed, underground [[The Cattle Slaughterhouse|Jesuit slaughterhouse]], chained to a wall. Lower Jesuits are burdened with the task of mixing up slop containing cake and cottage cheese and feeding her by the barrel. Prisoners of the order are thrown into the barn with Sara Avery to be raped. Many victims die from the infection spread by her massive folds. Others are lost in the folds of her vagina never to be seen or heard from again. [[File:sara.jpg|thumb|alt=text|The smell of cake.]]
==Episode Appearances==
The Slaughterhouse
 Sara's first diabolical involvement in [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail's]] life was during the kidnapping of [[Judge Terrance Jenkins]] when he was brought to a [[The Cattle Slaughterhouse|slaughterhouse]] to be raped by her. His entire leg got lost inside her vagina, resulting in a massive yeast infection that left his leg very itchy. He still chronically breaks out in itchy yeast to this day.

The Antichrist
 After [[Brent Spiner]]'s birthday party, when most of the men had left to visit Brent in the hospital, Sara showed up at [[Church of Gail]] where she began feeding on the leftovers at the buffet table. In the midst of a feeding frenzy, she continued to eat everything in sight until she reached the abdominals of [[Sam Barbary]] and devoured them. She then stuffed Sam into her vagina, squeezed him back out in the form of a deformed, mentally retarded human, then transported back to the safety of the Jesuit base to suckle him at her breast like a baby. It was speculated that, akin to a marsupial, she would carry Sam in her vagina for easy transport as she went about her day.

"''So if you see a fat woman with maybe the legs of a guy sticking out from her vagina or something, that could very well be them.''" - [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]]

Shortly after the appearance of [[Satan]], hundreds Sara Avery [[clones]] were sent out to stalk [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] in her home town. These Sara Avery [[clones]] were filled with [[nukkake]], and like kamikazes, began exploding outside of [[WalMart]]. Each explosion was as powerful as a nuclear bomb, and God had to intervene to contain the AIDS and radiation to keep [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] safe.

Erich's Virginity
 When the [[Order of the Jesuits|Jesuits]] erected a [[technology|virgin shield]] to guard [[Erich Schuler|Erich]], they programmed the shield to [[technology|tazer transport]] those that didn't make it through to the [[The Cattle Slaughterhouse|slaughterhouse]]. Unconscious victims were drenched in vanilla cake frosting and fed to Sara Avery, who consumed the bodies using both her mouth and vagina.
[[File:fatsara.jpg|thumb|500px|left|alt=text|A fine agent.]]

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