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The Marriage List is a list of men organized by [[Brent Spiner]] and [[Vladimir Putin]] for [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] in the event that either of their lives be extinguished by Jesuit agents. There are roughly 40 men on this list, most of them famous. All of the men have been screened for compatibility with [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail’s]] personality using [[Technology|computer satellite brain reads]]. The list was started in 2005 after Jesuits attempted to kill [[Vladimir Putin]] with a near-fatal heart attack, rendering him unable to have telepathic sex with [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]].

==Conditions==
Each man on the marriage list joins under the disclaimer that [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]] may never marry them, even if her current husbands die and they are next on the list. They must also accept and abide by the one rule that they cannot have romance or sex with any other woman besides [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail]], despite that she doesn't necessarily pay attention to them just because they are on this list. If they violate this rule, they will be removed. As a courtesy, each of these men also receive a female dummy programmed with [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail's]] personality to communicate with and have lovings with while they wait for their opportunity to be with her. Using [[Computer Satellite Technology|computer-satellite technology]], the dummy's interactions with the man approximate [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail's]] responses to the man with 98% accuracy.

==Statistics==
{| class="wikitable"
! In Good Standing
| align = "right" | 30
|-
! Confirmed Dead
| align = "right" | 3
|-
! Missing in Action
| align = "right" | 1
|-
! Traitors
| align = "right" | 1
|-
! Total
! 35
|}

==The List==
In 2011, the marriage list was finally fleshed out in full detail. The following men were on that list. Some of these men have since been killed or replaced by evil clones. Men may be moved up or down in rank at any given time for any reason.

The tentative list stands as such:

[[File:1m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|1. [[Brent Spiner]]]]
[[File:2m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|2. [[Vladimir Putin]]]]
[[File:3m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|3. [[Matthew McConaughey]]]]
[[File:4m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|4. [[Gerard Butler]]]]
[[File:5m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|5. [[Hugh Jackman]]]]
[[File:Terry.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|6. [[Judge Terrance Jenkins]]]]
[[File:6m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|7. Keith Morgan, MD]]
[[File:7m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|8. Edward Prendergast]]
[[File:8m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|9. Hu Jintao]]
[[File:9m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|10. Tony Blair]]
[[File:10m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|11. Will Smith]]
[[File:11m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|12. David Hasselhoff]]
[[File:12m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|13. Sean Connery]]
[[File:13m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|14. Robert Pattinson]]
[[File:14m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|15. Chuck Norris]]
[[File:15m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|16. Jude Law]]
[[File:16m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|17. Tommy Lee Jones]]
[[File:17m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|18. Pierce Brosnan]]
[[File:18m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|19. Keanu Reeves]]
[[File:deadcarey.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|20. Jim Carey]]
[[File:20m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|21. 50 Cent]]
[[File:21m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|22. Tony Stark]]
[[File:22m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|23. [[Sam Barbary]]]]
[[File:23m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|24. Robin Williams]]
[[File:24m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|25. Jason Momoa]]
[[File:25m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|26. Vin Diesel]]
[[File:26m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|27. Jaoquin Phoenix]]
[[File:27m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|28. Optimus Prime]]
[[File:28m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|29. David Duchovny]]
[[File:29m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|30. Nicolas Cage]]
[[File:30m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|31. Carl Sagan]]
[[File:31m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|32. Hugh Laurie]]
[[File:32m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|33. Zack Efron]]
[[File:33m.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|34. Kim Jong Il]]
[[File:buddychrist.jpg|thumb|200px|center|alt=text|35. [[Jesus]]]]

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GailAdmin at 03:27, 25 August 2025