Technology

The Gail Universe is filled with exotic and futuristic technology. There is often a sort of technological arms race between Vladimir's scientists and Jesuit scientists, but both sides are highly advanced beyond what the outside world currently knows is possible.

The following are examples of major pieces of technology used.

B

Brain to Brain Technology: While seemingly telepathic in nature, brain to brain communications are actually the product of a computer technology that runs on servers and is broadcast via satellite. Participants of brain to brain communications are not inherently psychic, but rather they simply sign up with the service and log on to the server when they want to chat. Vladimir Putin first introduced brain to brain technology to Gail, but is unclear on whether he himself and his scientists invented it.

C

Cloning: Whole people, with memories and personality intact, can be cloned. Body parts can also be cloned, and when combined with transporter technology, can nonsurgically replace injured and destroyed body parts. Cloning was originally a Jesuit invention. The Jesuits use cloning most frequently, whether to replace fallen agents, boost their ranks, or switch out non born again Christians with evil clone versions.

Computer Satellite Technology: Computer Satellite Technology serves as a basis for operating other technologies. It stores the brain to brain servers, directs transporters, and can be used to perform brain reads. It is used by both Gail and the Jesuits, who presumably have their own versions to suit their specific purposes.

Cures for incurable diseases: Most diseases in the world (with the exception of prune belly syndrome) can be cured quite easily. This includes cancer and AIDS.

D

Drug rape: Jesuits have special mind altering drugs that can cause a person to consent to rape. When injected, the drug has the ability to make a person think they are having sex with a specific person that they love. In reality, they could be having sex with someone else entirely.

M

Mind reading technology: It is possible for computers to be programmed with the ability to read people's minds, including their intentions and religious denominations. This was used in the Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride as a lie detection method, and later again used as part of a prototype security system that would execute non born again Christians that came too close to the Church of Gail building.

N

Nanotechnology Research Team: All scientific advances made on behalf of Gail are brought about by the Nanotechnology Research Team. The Nanotechnology Research Team was commissioned by Vladimir Putin to develop technologies used to fight the Jesuits, and counter the Jesuit's technological advances.

Nukkake: The nukkake is a specialized bomb invented by the Jesuits. A variant of the nuclear bomb, it is highly radioactive and also filled with semen. The mushroom cloud looks like a giant penis as the bomb explodes. It kills by engulfing entire cities in semen, drowning civilians and encapsulating buildings and streets in foul smelling crust before creating nuclear fallout.

P

Pride scanners: A variant of the mind reading technology, pride scanners are specialized readers that detect the levels of pride residing in a person. People with high pride are usually Jesuits, and the scanners can then instantly kill that person for being one.

R

Reconstruction technology: Using modern technology, it is entirely feasible to rebuild entire buildings or small cities over the course of a few days, such as when the Judge Terrance Jenkins' courthouse was bombed during the trial of Gail Chord Schuler vs. Loree McBride. His courthouse was back up to speed by the end of a weekend.

S

Sex Dummies: Unlike Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin, the lesser men on Gail’s marriage list do not receive brain to brain attention from Gail. Regardless, they take a vow of sexual and romantic celibacy when they agree to join the list, despite the fact that Gail may never talk to nor marry them. In order for the men to satiate their needs without cheating on Gail, scientists have invented lifelike “sex dummies” for the men to make love to. Each one of the men on the marriage list are dispensed a dummy as a courtesy when they join. The dummies were programmed to look and behave like Gail with 98% accuracy. Over time, the dummies received upgrades to make them more and more realistic, evolving from floppy stuffed dolls into full blown androids.

Spaceships: It is currently possible to build rather large vehicles capable of easy and spontaneous deep space flight. The physical Church of Gail building is actually a spaceship capable of going to the moon, and farther.

UFO's, which are spacecraft piloted by demons from the center of the Earth, use spaceships to hover around the Earth's atmosphere but don't generally go into space

Switchouts: Switchout technology was invented by the Jesuits used to "switch out" non born again Christians with their evil clones. This can be done instantly without anyone ever knowing, including the person being switched out. Generally, the Jesuits will abduct the good person's soul into another dimension, while they insert the evil clone soul into the person's body. When the original person returns, they will not remember that any of this has happened.

Born again Christians can resist having their souls taken and switched out, but Jesuits have since upped their technology to include taser nets that can temporarily nullify their ability to resist switching out.

T

Taser net: A taser net is a net made of tasers, invented by Jesuits, used to incapacitate large groups of people. When thrown over born again Christians, it has the added effect of being able to cancel out their ability to resist switchouts.

Tinfoil hat: A tinfoil hat is a headpiece composed of aluminum foil. When worn, it can prevent Jesuits from interfering with brain cell conversations. This technology was originated by Jesus, who suggested that Gail wear one during vulnerable times.

Transporter technology: Transporter technology is used to instantly teleport a person from one place to another. There is no clear method as to how it is employed. People can teleport from one place to another at any time seemingly spontaneously.