Hugh Jackman
Hugh Jackman is an Australian actor best known for mostly sci-fi action movies such as Van Helsing, X-Men and Real Steel. He first became noticed by Gail for his nuanced, provocative performance as Leopold, the Duke of Albany in the movie Kate & Leopold. Gail offered to have brain to brain loving with him after he swooped in to save Brent Spiner from an assassin, whipping out his pistol and shooting the assassin dead. He has since become a member of The Marriage List.
Hugh is a deeply masculine alpha male with fists so powerful he can break through concrete walls and punch the heads clear off of Jesuits. He is excitable, often crude, and among the first to dive into any physical conflict that requires superhuman heroism. He owns a small batch of military robots that are occasionally used to fight the Jesuits.
Acts of Heroism
When Brent Spiner's evil clone was sent to assassinate him by showing up in a Jesuit ice cream truck, Hugh Jackman hid in the trunk of the vehicle and waited for the conflict to begin. Just when the clone had Brent Spiner pinned to the ground, Hugh showed up from behind and shot the clone in the back of the head with a .40 calibur pistol, saving Brent Spiner's life for the second time.
Hugh was instrumental in saving Gail's Mom when she was kidnapped and taken to the North Korean Jesuit Military Compound. Hugh ran to the compound by himself to save her and wound up being taken prisoner there himself. In the jail cell, he confronted her evil clone and punched her head off in one blow. He then punched through the wall and threw Gail's Mom over his shoulder on several hundred mile straight run to the North Korean border.
Jesuit Attacks
- Hugh Jackman's wife was replaced by an evil clone
- At the Jesuit Homosexual Compound Hugh Jackman was forced to lick Bubba's butthole, and then got pooped on
- In an attempt to rescue Sam Barbary from Sara Avery's vagina, Hugh contracted a temporary yeast infection on his hands and arms