Keanu Reeves

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“Wait...what? Woah...”
— Keanu

Keanu Reeves is an American actor known for a variety of films such as Speed, The Matrix and Constantine. He was revealed as number 19 on Gail's marriage list in early fall of 2011. He was introduced personally to Gail in summer 2012 in a Skype call with Terry.

Keanu is an emotional, yet vacant individual who often becomes confused mid-thought, turning random sentences into questions. He describes himself as "a long ranger?" and spends most of his time by himself.

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Flirting With Greatness

Keanu won Gail's heart in a Skype call where he introduced himself and began flirting with her. Gail became deeply infatuated, shoved Brent aside and gave Keanu brain to brain that very same night after the call ended. The next day she purchased The Matrix and Constantine to better get to know him. Gail recounts that she enjoyed the The Matrix but, not a fan of horror movies, was scared by Constantine.

(post call here)

Dummy Lost

In fall of 2012, Keanu took his sex dummy for a date outside the church, where she got lost and wound up in the wrong hands. It was Keanu's sex dummy that was kidnapped and tampered with by the Jesuits, causing her to become the all powerful GA1L. Keanu had become very attached to his dummy, and was devastated when she began acting out and having sex with other men. Not pleased with the fact that Keanu seemed to be more in love with his sex dummy than with Gail herself, Gail would later prescribe electroshock therapy and exorcism for Keanu to help fix him.

Keanu still holds a deep personal resentment for Terrance after Terrance found himself in an unwitting sexual encounter with the dummy when it raped him orally.

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