Malaysia Airlines Crisis
The Malaysia Airlines Crisis was a period in which Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 had gone missing and off the radar from the date 8 March, 2014 to 27 March, 2014.
Gail Chord Schuler had discovered that the Malaysia Airlines jet had been swallowed by a genetically engineered Jesuit clone, the Godzilla Jesuit, through it's anus, in an attempt to achieve the Guinness Book of Jesuit World Records for the largest stolen passenger jet to be flown into a Jesuit's anus with the passengers still inside.
Gail had been put in contact with well known atheist scientist Bill Nye the Science Guy in order to devise a plan to free the passengers aboard flight MH370 from the rotten, feces infested anus of the Godzilla Jesuit clone.
Bill Nye the Science Guy had constructed an explosive diarrhea device that would cause a massive diarrhea within the stomach of the Godzilla Jesuit, emptying his anus of the Malaysian Airlines jet.
Difficulties arose when Bill Nye the Science Guy had accidently used the explosive diarrhea device on himself during the building process, as described in detail by Gail within one of her video entries.
On the date of 27 March, 2014, 4:30 AM Eastern Standard Time, 12:00 PM India time, Bill Nye the Science Guy had successfully deployed the explosive diarrhea device, freeing the jet and the passengers from the Godzilla Jesuit's anus
Two deaths occurred as a result of the crisis, an American miner who volunteered to go inside the Jesuit's anus to try and rescue some people and who drowned in the feces and the Godzilla Jesuit himself, killed by the activation of the diarrhea device through massive bouts of extremely explosive diarrhea.