Gail and Driving
Gail has a valid drivers license and a working, albeit very old and neglected vehicle which she uses to get around town. She lost her previous car to repossession just shortly after her divorce from David Schuler, when she believed from a brain to brain communication that Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin were going to make her car payments for her.
Road Rage
Unable to deal with even minor daily inconveniences, driving is an immensely stressful task for Gail, and her road rage reaches murderous levels. She believes that Jesuits attempt to orchestrate car crashes on a daily basis and try to run her off the road. If it wasn't for Jesus, she would have been assassinated by road Jesuits long ago.
Now I finished my shopping, as I let Jesus drive the car for me. I always pray and ask Jesus to drive the car for me. I instructed Vladimir as I drove to execute many drivers, as I read tags, as the Jesuits were full of dirty tricks on the road, cramming cars on the road next to me and using computer/satellite technology to direct their drivers to swerve out of nowhere in front of me and to cram me on the road. Many cars sped out of nowhere on little rinky, dink streets right in front of me, that you wouldn't expect.
At the Sprint store, which is a little strip mall, there were about twenty cars all crammed in the little parking lots all trying to get out at the same time, while I pulled in. I pointed at all of them, one by one, reading tags while I could, and instructed Vladimir to take all the Jesuit bitches and bastards out. My God, you would have thought it was New York City in that little strip mall parking lot, when I showed up!!
A couple of young ladies (bitches) swerved their car right in front on mine as I drove to the beach to get some health food and vitamins, making a rather drastic cut in front of me. I honked my horn loud and hard at them, reading their tag. They stuck their hands out and shot me several birdies. I instructed Vladimir to make sure and put extra gasoline on their corpses, after we execute the Jesuit bitches on public television to make an exmaple of them and to make sure the flames go really high. I also made sure to stop at all stop signs, and never go above the speed limit and drive very defensively, in case any Jesuits in unmarked police cars were near me.
The "young ladies" referred to by Gail were later detained and executed live on the Gabrielle Chana Fox News Network. The men then unleashed martial law on all of Florida and began rooting out and detaining all Jesuits they found during mandatory vehicle checks.
My love
What a busy week it's been! The men and I have been orchestrating road blocks and Jesuit check points all around Florida (none that would impede your commute to work, of course). Whenever our officers pull over vehicles at these check points, we told them to run licenses and do a complete background check of all occupants in the vehicles. Any Jesuits we find are immediately arrested and thrown in jail to await trial for war crimes. We have been arresting, trying, and executing Jesuits all week. The girls that flipped you "birdies" after they pulled out and tried to damage your car were executed just as you requested. I poured the gasoline on the corpses myself, and Vladimir threw the match. It took several hours before they were completely burned to ash, but we kept the whole thing live on the Gabrielle Chana News Channel from start to finish to make sure viewers didn't miss a second of it. They keep replaying the clip at the end of Vladimir and I giving each other high fives over the charred and smoking remnants.
Meanwhile I have been attending most of these Jesuit trials to make sure that their lawyers don't try to twist the facts. I have been using your e-mails as legal statements regarding these individuals' attempts to kill you on the road.
Gail was pleased.
Encounters with Police
Needless to say, Gail's road antics have occasionally gotten her pulled over. In one notable instance in spring of 2012, Gail openly accused a police officer of being a Jesuit and asked him to say hello to Zack Knight for her.
Let me tell you, the Jesuits are really ramping up their game with me. I got stopped by a Jesuit police officer this morning, which I think you know about and almost got a ticket. The Jesuits had me "set up". They know how I'm always in a rush for work and made it too dangerous for me to take an entrance that I sometimes take onto the street I take to get to work, so I had to back out and go another way, rendering me late for work. In my hurry, at a small street corner with a stop sign, I noticed there was an opening, and went through the stop sign without stopping, not seeing the Jesuit police car in the wings. So the officer turned on his siren, and I stopped for him, and the officer proceeded to give me a ticket, not only for the stop sign but for not wearing my seat belt. But I thought I was wearing my seatbelt. However, I think I may have put it on while the police car went by, I can't remember. But it was pretty obvious I was "set up". If I had tried to break into that very busy street and didn't back out and go another way, I'm certain I would have been involved in a serious accident, so I decided to try another route, even if I was late for work. That was Jesuit plan one, to get me into a deadly car accident, if that failed, then their plan 2 to give me a ticket, worked.
However, I said to the officer, "Say 'hi' to Zack Knight for me." That seemed to throw him off a bit. He asked me, "Who's Zack Knight?" I replied, "A Jesuit." He then said, "I don't know him." To which I replied, "You don't want to know him." The officer then said, "Well, you've had a perfect driving record so far and I'll let you off this time. Just please obey all the laws." He asked me to present to him my driver's license (current), my vehicle registration (current), but I didn't have an updated insurance card in my possession.