Gerard Butler

“Jesuits are a little afraid of Gerard, because of his genius intelligence and weren't sure their extortion tactics on him would have the results they wanted.”

— GailTemplate:Citation needed

Gerard Butler is a Scottish actor, renaissance man, and fearsome freedom fighter. He is doubly qualified in medicine and law and moonlights as a psychiatrist when not starring in hit movies. His popular movie appearances include Law Abiding Citizen, Phantom of the Opera and 300.

Brent Spiner? Raped? I got this.

Gerard Butler first attracted Gail's attention through his performance in the movie Phantom of the Opera. He was recruited for The Marriage List soon after. He serves as the psychiatrist for all of Gail's men and was instrumental in saving Hugh Jackman and Gail's Mom from a North Korean prison camp in December 2011. Level headed and calm, his friendly insight is often a voice of reason and his psychiatric work is instrumental in mending even the most severe cases of mental, emotional, and sexual traumas. In his off time he enjoys parties, hot tubs and margaritas. The other men sometimes hang out at his house.

Jesuit Attacks

• At the Jesuit Homosexual Compound, Gerard was forced to dress like a little girl while two men performed an Eiffel Tower

See Also

• The Marriage List
• Church of Gail