Lyudmila Putin

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Lyudmila Putin is a Jesuit issued clone wife for Vladimir Putin. Like all Jesuit wives, she is designed to drive a wedge in Gail and Vladimir's awesome relationship. While Vladimir was formerly married to a kind, sweet woman named Larisa Putin, Larisa secretly died from cancer and was replaced by her evil clone who Vladimir named Lyudmila. Intimidated by the Jesuits, George Bush threatened war with Russia if Vladimir did not accept her and start making media appearances with his new wife. In an attempt to save Russia and his love for Gail, Vladimir quietly accepted Lyudmila as his fake wife to appease the Jesuits.

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Lyudmila with her prize.

False Season

Gail ascribes to a fashion philosophy that believes people fall into four different clothing personalities: Summer, Winter, Autumn and Spring. Based on these personalities, each person looks better or worse in different colors, patterns and textures.

Gail was able to identify the switchout of Larisa with Lydumila by using this sophisticated fashion sense. Larisa Putin was a Summer who looks better in silver, and Lyudmila Putin is an Autumn who looks better in gold. It was the only way to tell that one of these women was a clone.

Lingering Danger

Strangely, Lyudmila Putin has turned out to be far less vicious than Loree McBride, causing little trouble for Gail and Vladimir beyond the fact that it makes Vladimir Putin look like a married man who Gail should stay away from. In fact, for a time Vladimir Putin and Lyudmila were friends despite the implied threats on his life, and Lyudmila was considered by Gail to be a nicer Jesuit woman than Loree.

Lyudmila's true potential is unknown.