The Noisy AC

“I hope if you have never asked Jesus to save you, that you will do so.”

— Gail taking the gloves off on Bob

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The Jesuit Air Conditioner

The malfunctioning air conditioning unit next to Gail's apartment was an object of unknown nefarious origins that soon became a subject of loathing and insanity for an entire year (from July 2012 to May 2013). A high pitched roaring sound emanated periodically from it night and day, such that it kept her from sleeping at night and pulled her out of her videos. At first, even Terrance and Brent dismissed the occurrence as part of Gail’s illness, believing it to be one more auditory hallucination among her outstanding laundry list of them.

Theories

In an effort to soothe Gail, the men came up with many explanations to help her dismiss it. Yet for some strange reason Gail couldn't let it go, and over the course of the year developed several theories:

• Black people couldn't hear the sound (when Terrance claimed he couldn't hear it)
• Only Jewish people can hear the sound (when Brent admitted he actually heard it and Terrance still dismissed it)
• The Jesuits implanted a device inside the unit to create a sound only Gail could hear to make everyone think she was crazy
• The unit is being used to accelerate yeast growth
• The sound would slowly weaken her until she died from it
• The AC would one day kill all Jews on the planet

The Noisy AC
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Date	25 October 2012

Gail's Response

Gail promptly called Bob, her landlord. Bob sent a team of repair men over to investigate the unit, but they claimed they could not hear the noise. As a result, the AC was never fixed, and debate still ensued over whether it was a real noise or a schizophrenic noise until the sound began showing up in her videos.

After finally hearing the noise loud and clear in a video, the men suggested everything from refusing rent, to taking a baseball bat to it or wedging a screwdriver inside in order to break it. Nothing else came of the issue and Gail dealt with it for another year.

My dearest Brent:

I have determined that the cause of the air conditioner noise, is that the suspect unit, which sits on a plank attached to my bedroom's wall (on the outside), is making my wall VIBRATE. When I put my hand on the wall as the noise occurs, the wall is trembling or vibrating. The vibrations spread from the source (which sits outside my apartment's wall) and spreads over the walls that are my entire apartment, so that I often hear the noise louder in the living room (further away from the unit) then in the bedroom (closest to the unit). The noise is coming FROM THE VIBRATING WALL. Now, why you and I can hear it and Terrance and others can't may have something to do with the way our inner or middle ears are constructed. Perhaps some of us have ears that are more attuned to capture this kind of sound wave. You know just like some people are color blind and can't see all the colors. Some people's ears may have a different construction and are not able to pick up this particular sound wave. Perhaps people of Jewish genes can pick up this sound wave? That's just a guess.

Any ways, I have called up my apartment's management and let them know that my wall vibrates when the noise occurs and they said they will send someone to investigate it and determine the cause, as they seem stumped over how to solve this problem. The manager did not seem to want to discuss this and hung up promptly after he told me this. I am wondering if Jesuits have used some type of extortion on him (Bob) and forced him to not fix the problem for one reason or another. I have suggested replacing the culprit unit, but when I said this before, Bob answered that they didn't have any other units available for me to move into. I told him that I fear next summer will be a nightmare if this problem is not fixed.

I told him that I am miraculously sleeping through this noise, but that it has been getting louder. I have thought about what you suggested about not paying rent unless they fix the problem, but they have not raised my rent for the past six years and I am afraid if I get on their bad side and force them to replace the unit (probably expensive), they may decide to raise my rent come February 2013.

Gail

Lady Gloves Off

One year later, Gail was completely fed up, and sent her landlord a full blown Gail style letter.

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Dear Bob:

I hope if you have never asked Jesus to save you, that you will do so. I prayed to Jesus, “I know I’m a sinner and I believe you died on the cross to pay for my sins. Please come into my heart and save me now. I am trusting only on your death on the cross as the payment for my sins, and I ask you to save me now.” I admitted to God that I was a dirty, rotten sinner and that only Jesus could save me, at the age of fourteen, and prayed and asked Jesus to save me. I became a new person. it is the best decision I ever made.

Though I have not brought it up lately, that air conditioner that is attached to my wall outside my apartment, the one closest to the street, still makes a loud vibrating noise as it turns on, that lasts for several loud minutes, and now wakes me up at night. I first brought this up in July 2012, and, thus far, this problem has not been resolved, and the noise is getting worse. It is so bad now, I can’t even make YouTube videos without hearing that noise in the background messing up my videos. If you ran a motel or hotel with such noisy air conditioner units, you would be out of business within a year.

It appears the solution would be to change out the unit with one that does not make this noise. The airconditioner unit that cools my apartment does not make this noise when it is on, so it’s pretty obvious that the way to fix this would be to switch out the defective unit (the one that is nearest the street) with a quieter unit.

I have lived here for nine years, and I’ve never had this air conditioner noise problem until starting in July 2012. I often live with problems in my apartment and do not complain for years. When I have brought problems up in the past, you have fixed them to my satisfaction, with the exception of this air conditionernoise problem.

I never dreamed I would be forced to live in an apartment that is so sleep disruptive and noisy. I like the third floor because I feel safer here and don’t desire to move to another unit. If you did move me to another apartment, whoever moves in this apartment would not appreciate this noise, unless they are deaf. I am not sure why you are not willing to fix the air conditioner noise problem in my apartment, but I do believe that your motives for this are probably not right, and when you meet Christ at the judgment, He will ask you why you allowed me to suffer with this noise.

I have asked Jesus to fix the air conditioner unit so it won’t make that noise, but He hasn’t done so. I’m not sure why He won’t fix it, because He could if He wanted to. I suspect He wants to deal with you.

However, if you have prayed the prayer above to ask Jesus to save you, you will be forgiven for this sin of allowing me to suffer from this noise, and for all your other sins, because the Bible says we are all sinners.

I hope, even if you choose not to resolve my problem, that you will accept Christ as your Savior. The only way to heaven is through Christ. There is no other way. According to the Bible, we go to either heaven or hell. Though Jesus may forgive you for the sin of allowing me to suffer with that horrible air conditioner noise, He will never forgive you if you reject the payment He made for your sins on the cross. To reject such an awesome free gift and sacrifice is something that Jesus absolutely will not forgive. It is the only payment He accepts for our sins.

The first thing I did after I prayed the prayer for Jesus to save me, was to read the book of John in the New Testament, then I read the entire Bible. I read from the King James Bible, but other good versions are the New American Standard, New International Version and the New Living Translation. My favorite version to read now is the New Living Bible. I try to read the Bible every day.

Hope to see you in heaven with me, and perhaps you can reign with me and my friends in the future millennium, when this earth is changed and the Jewish nation, in fulfillment of Biblical prophecy reigns over the earth. Your tenant,

Gail Chord Schuler

The Office Visit

Bob was aggravated, and called Gail to meet him in his office to iron out the matter. He was valiantly patient with Gail’s complaints, but tried to illustrate to her that the noise didn’t exist or he would have been able to fix it. Gail would not have it any longer, and told Bob she wouldn't leave until he watched one of her videos. Bob resisted at first, but when Gail stood her ground he eventually pulled up her website, turned the volume up, and sat down to watch a Gail video.

Gail Lays It Down

Dearest men: I just had a meeting with my landlord, Bob [censored], and I had to wait for about a half hour for him to show up, because he had to deposit some money at the bank. As you recall, I included my rent payment with the letter I wrote him. While I waited, I did small talk with his secretary and shared with her how the Lord worked in my life, especially in regard to some miraculous healings. I also shared how I sometimes argued with Jesus and got upset with Him, and then He'd scold me, but usually He is very patient with me. When he returned he offered me a big smile and asked how I was doing. Then he got serious and said that I had no right to insinuate that he had bad motives regarding my air conditioner, and that I had no right to preach at him and that he did not agree with my views and he did not want me to go around preaching to him or anybody in the apartment complex. "This is the first time I've ever preached at you," I said. "Well, you are not to do it with me any more or to any one at this apartment complex. You stated right here in this letter you wrote that Jesus would never forgive me if I didn't fix your air conditioner. I don't appreciate that at all." "I did not say that. I said He would not forgive you if you rejected what He did for you on the cross. He WILL forgive you if you don't fix my air conditioner, but He won't forgive you if you reject what He did for you on the cross." He shuffled the papers around and said it was in there somewhere, and that he'd find it. "I did not say that. You are misquoting me. Find where I said that, and show it to me." He tried to find it, but could not find the exact quote. He then said he'd find it later, highlight it, and show it to me. "You won't find any quote like that, unless you rewrite my letter, because I did not say that. Jesus will forgive you for not fixing the air conditioner problem, but He won't forgive you if you reject what He did for you on the cross." "You accuse me of having bad motives in regard to this air conditioner. I want to assure you that I have the best motives in this matter. Look, I don't need his forgiveness and I don't care. Perhaps you need his forgiveness." "I think we all need His forgiveness." "Any ways, I don't care about this stuff and don't want you discussing this with me ever again. I want you to know we had THREE visits to your place in regard to this air conditioner problem, and it cost me $185.00 to have the air conditioner people come out to look at your unit. They found nothing wrong. So I don't know what you're talking about when you say you hear a noise inside your apartment." "Well, I actually have a recording of the noise on a video, and here's the link. I'd like for you to listen to this video. I caught the noise by accident while making a video, and had to apologize to my listeners because of the noise. Also, why would you spend $185.00 trying to fix the problem, using a method that does not work. You need to replace the unit." I wrote down the link on paper, I created a web page just for him. It is www.gabriellechana.com/videos.html. He chastised me. "You know I went over to your apartment and knocked on your door over and over from 9 a.m. onwards and you didn't answer." "That's because I needed to sleep in because that noise kept me up all night.” “Well my workers went over to fix the problem and they told me they didn’t hear any noise." 'I'd like for you to listen to the video I made." "I will later and if I hear that noise you talk about, I will fix your air conditioner immediately." "No,”: I insisted, “I'd like to see you view the video, please, in front of me, while I’m watching and make sure your speakers are working.”. I wrote down the link: http://www.gabriellechana.com/videos.html "First I need to go check with one of my tenants, then I will return. If you will wait here, then I will view the video when I get back." When he went to check on his tenant, I had small talk with his secretary. I asked her, "How much does it cost to replace an air conditioner unit?" She said, "I'm not sure, probably about two to three thousand dollars." "It's too bad it costs so much. That must be the problem. But then I imagine that it costs a lot of money to redecorate the entire apartment complex, and though it's nice to have a good looking apartment complex, it would also be nice to not hear that noise in my sleep." Right now, he is remodelling the entire apartment complex, with painters out here and everything. He came back. "Make sure your speakers are working," I told him. He typed in the web address. I looked over at his screen, and invited him to hit the arrow on the video. He heard the awful noise on the video. "Oh, that noise is horrible." He looked at his secretary. "Do you hear that noise? My, it's terrible. My workers said they could hear nothing. Apparently, to hear this noise you need to get inside the apartment. It may take about a week, but we will have someone out to replace your air conditioner." I told him, "I apologize for the expense. I wish we could have solved this problem in a less expensive manner. But I have friends who are knowledgable about air conditioner repair and they feel the problem lies within the unit, that the way to solve this problem is to replace the entire unit. Apparently, there is something inside the unit that is causing the noise. I even thought of moving my bed to the living room area so I wouldn’t hear that noise, but the noise seems to rattle all the walls in the entire apartment complex. It doesn’t matter where I go, I am forced to hear it." "Well, it's good that the unit is the one closest to the street. We'll take care of it. Give us about a week." "No problem. Like I said, sorry about the expense. Wish there could have been a cheaper or easier way." After he and his secretary heard the noise on the video, they both treated me a lot differently. Though the secretary was never disrespectful. Anyways, that's the latest with the air conditioner. Make sure that Zack Knight does not sabotage the replacement process and that I get a unit that does not make my yeast infection worse and that will be QUIET. Just wanted to report to you what happened. I prayed much before I ventured into the landlord's office. As far as preaching to others at my apartment complex. I prefer to live my life and let that be the sermon. This has never been a problem with me, so if he plans to make an issue out of this, you may need to investigate him. I used to pass out a lot of gospel tracts, but I rarely do that now. Usually I just invite people to read my writings or view my website or YouTube channel if I want to share Jesus with them. It appears sharing the gospel with Bob, hit a nerve. I asked Jesus to help me love him during the visit like Jesus loves him. I suspect he's homosexual and that is part of his problem. Boy would he be surprised if I told him that I don't feel homosexuality is a sin. But I did not feel led to go there. I did not sense he was ready for Jesus yet. His heart is not ready for Jesus yet. Devotedly yours, Gail

Faced with the irrefutable video evidence, Bob conceded that the horrible noise did exist and pledged to fix Gail's evil AC, but so far the unit remains as noisy as ever.

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