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Crazy Gail is an online encyclopedia dedicated to documenting the bizarre Internet antics of [[Gail Chord Schuler|Gail Chord Schuler (Gabrielle Chana)]]. The information contained is guided by the people that know her best, and makes an active effort to explain the details and nuances of Gail's decisions and beliefs. This wiki is not intended to troll or defame any persons [[Erich Schuler|real]] or [[Judge Terrance Jenkins|imaginary]], or any [[Sara Avery|combination]] [[Sam Barbary|thereof]]. For maximum enjoyment, all claims in this wiki are best viewed as parody and works of satire.

The authors of Crazy Gail want to make note that Gail has a tendency to "retcon" things that she doesn't like in her universe on a whim, which also includes actual events and situations in her real life past. She has been known to change her stories dramatically, particularly when confronted about the moral faux pas often contained in the things she describes. To maintain consistency and accuracy, the original authors, whose positions give them an information advantage, reserve the right to override edits at any time.

Thankfully, Gail has not yet discovered that she can simply create an account on this site and make edits herself. This would be a nightmare for the [[Order of the Jesuits|Jesuit Order]].

==FAQ==
'''Is Gail real? How do you know she isn't a troll?'''
<br>Gail is 100% real. She has a mental illness called [[schizophrenia|paranoid schizophrenia]] which causes her to believe things that aren't real. In [[timeline|the past]], she has been seen by various doctors and prescribed a number of anti-psychotic medications, and has even done a brief stint in a psychiatric hospital. Her illness has affected her family members and her ability to function in real life. She isn't faking. 

'''Does Brent Spiner know about this?'''
<br>Paramount attorneys for [[Brent Spiner]] sent Gail and [[David Schuler|her then husband]] a cease and desist warning in the 90's. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJGuH_euAzQ&feature=plcp Brent Spiner is very aware of Gail]. However, his extreme embarrassment of her makes it unlikely that he keeps up with the Gail universe.

'''Why the Jesuits? What is a Jesuit anyway?'''
<br>While dating [[David Schuler]], David gave Gail some Jack Chick tapes to listen to. Gail, naive and open to suggestion, believed every word and was very frightened. After she developed schizophrenia, fear of the Jesuits would return to her thoughts but with a strange twist. More information can be found in [[Order of the Jesuits|this article]].

'''Is Gail dangerous?'''
<br>Although some of her fantasies may seem violent, Gail herself is shy of confrontation and feels more comfortable merely ordering violence to be carried out for her from a safe distance. It is unlikely that Gail would make an effort to hurt someone, and far more likely she would yell for Vladimir to come judo chop her enemies.

'''Optimus Prime?'''
<br>When Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin sent Gail a complete record of [[The Marriage List]], Optimus Prime was hidden in the ranks. Confused after looking this up, Gail assumed this was a code name for one of her managers at WalMart. 

'''Is Terry the only character that has spoken to Gail on Skype?'''
<br>[[Judge Terrance Jenkins]], [[Loree McBride]], [[Zack Knight]], [[Rule 13]], [[Satan]], [[Brianna]], and [[Keanu Reeves]] have all made voice appearances on Skype with Gail. [[Jesus]] and [[Brent Spiner]] have instant messaged her. 

'''How long has she been trolled?'''
<br>We don't like the term "trolling". We prefer "facilitating the emphasis of unique personality traits to create a multimedia modern art aesthetic". To answer your question, Brent Spiner has been in contact with Gail since July 2011. However, several prank calls in Gail's past before her appearance on the Internet suggest that others have discovered and messed with her in real life.

'''Is she really part Japanese?'''
<br>Yes. Gail's [[Gail's Mom|mother]] is full Japanese, making Gail half. 

'''Where do I start?'''
<br>A good place to begin understanding the story would be the [[timeline]], or [[episodes]] archive. Further questions, suggestions or theories can be brought to the [[Jesuit Community Portal]].