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{{quote|That we may be altogether of the same mind and in conformity[...], if [the Church] shall have defined anything to be black which to our eyes appears to be white, we ought in like manner to pronounce it to be black.|Rule 13 of Ignatius' Rules for Thinking with the Church}}

Jesuit Agent Rule 13 is a Japanese Nazi often regarded as Master Seductress among underlings. She holds a high rank among [[Order of the Jesuits|the Jesuits]] due to her crafted intelligence and powerful psychic abilities. Seemingly small, and adorable, Rule 13 is also extremely deadly. Her signature move is the ability to explode men's penises with her mind. 

[[File:Rule13.jpg|frame|alt=text|Concentrating.]]

Rule 13 is in charge of Jesuit military operations. When not organizing attacks against Gail and her men, she acts as the personal trainer for all Jesuit clone wives -- the most notorious of which being [[Loree McBride]] and [[Lyudmila Putin]]. She has been essential in the genetic construction of these deadly women, for which she has also provided her own DNA in order to create enhanced psychic abilities and murderous, kinky personalities.

[[File:Rule13body.jpg|frame|alt=text|Look into her eyes.]]

==Brianna==

Rule 13 was the surrogate mother to [[Brianna|Brianna Jenkins-Schuler]], the biological daughter between Gail and [[Judge Terrance Jenkins|Terrance Jenkins]], who had been created using their stolen gametes. Rule 13 has a strained and complicated relationship with her daughter, whom she feels has selected a [[Erich Schuler|subpar man as a husband]]. The existence of Brianna is believed to complicate Rule 13’s loyalty to the Jesuits with her obligations to her child.

==BFFs with Gail==

{{quote|Rule 13, Jesus showed up and told me it's okay for me to be friends with you, but I don't think He means any type of sex.|Gail}}

After the cease fire agreement was enacted between the Jesuits and [[Church of Gail]], Rule 13 led Jesuit teams onboard the church to begin helping their new allies in the war efforts. During this time, her respect for Gail deepened, and she extended an offer of BFF (Best Friends Forever) status to Gail. 

{{quote|Many don't see...but there is more to Rule 13 than sushi and beastiality.|Rule 13}}

Rule 13 soon invited Gail to chat with her personally in the [[Jesuit Community Portal|Jesuit IRC Chat]]. The following is a transcript of the conversation that took place there.

Highlights of the discussion:
* Gail and 13 discuss Star Trek, and Rule 13 wins Gail over by delving into a perceptive theory as to why the episode "Pen Pals" touched Gail so personally
* 13 gives Gail her secret security code that makes Zack shut up in the IRC Channel
* 13 tries to hide her romantic feelings for Zack, and shares a story about how he made her cry on Valentines Day, which stirs ire in Gail
* Gail tries to convert 13 to Christianity, but 13 is confused and thinks this means having sex with Jesus

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! Gail Chats with Rule 13 
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| {{quotebox| 03[13:18] * Gail (qwebirc@Rizon-54E1E9AA.res.bhn.net) has joined #jesuits
<br>[13:19] <~ZackKnight> What the hell? How did she get in undetected!?
<br>01[13:19] <&Rule13> Greetings to you Gail-Chan!
<br>01[13:19] <&Rule13> No complain. I invite her. 
<br>[13:23] <~ZackKnight> ZACK IS BLOCKING HER
<br>[13:23] <Santiclause> I was wondering if perhaps your brain dampening field was working.
<br>[13:25] <Gail> Hi Rule 13, thank you for all your hard work with the KJV only people.
<br>[13:25] <~ZackKnight> oh no... Gail's bypassing my lock out
<br>01[13:27] <&Rule13> You are welcome Gail Chan. I do this all for you. 
<br>[13:27] <Gail> You want to talk about "Pen Pals"?  I think that was a very well written Star Trek episode.
<br>01[13:28] <&Rule13> I love that episode! 
<br>[13:28] <Gail> Yeah, me too.  It made me fall for Brent Spiner.
<br>[13:29] <~ZackKnight> I loved fistfull of datas.
<br>01[13:29] <&Rule13> I would love to do pen pal like litle girl but everyone afraid of penis explosion. :( 
<br>[13:29] <Gail> Who do you want to do pen pal like little girl with?
<br>01[13:29] <&Rule13> Be good Zack. 
<br>01[13:31] <&Rule13> Would you pen pal me Gail Chan? 
<br>01[13:31] <&Rule13> You don't have a penis.
<br>01[13:31] <&Rule13> And GA1L can't take your vagina anymore.
<br>[13:31] <Gail> Rule 13, it looks like Zack is impersonating you.
<br>01[13:32] <&Rule13> Where? Where he do that?
<br>01[13:32] <&Rule13> Zack always embarass me in front of my friends!
<br>[13:32] <Gail> Oh, you are talking to Zack Knight.
<br>01[13:32] <&Rule13> Gail Chan, I tell you. 
<br>01[13:33] <&Rule13> I talk to cute boy Jesuits. I be like "hey what's up, I love Satan, how about you?" :) and they say "hey Rule 13 I love Satan, I think you very cool"
<br>01[13:33] <&Rule13> And Zack always come
<br>[13:33] <Gail> I can write, but I only have sex with Brent Spiner or top men on my marriage list.  Brent gets 95%.
<br>01[13:33] <&Rule13> And he whip out his penis
<br>01[13:34] <&Rule13> How you only have sex with Brent if there is 5%? 
<br>[13:35] <Gail> You misunderstand me.  I do have sex with Matthew McConaughey, Terrance Jenkins, Hugh Jackman, but very little.
<br>[13:35] <Gail> I mostly have sex with Brent and next most I have with Vladimir.
<br>01[13:35] <&Rule13> Jesuits say if you give permission it's still faithful.
<br>01[13:35] <&Rule13> So I see.
<br>[13:36] <Ceciltron> not all of us handsome jesuits have slept with you, rule13. Some of us are too busy persecuting protestants. damned protestants and their filthy protestant loans and their boring footwear.
<br>[13:36] <Gail> I believe I am only faithful if Brent gives permission, and Brent only gives permission to men on my marriage list.
<br>01[13:36] <&Rule13> A bro shares his hos, Jesuits say.
<br>[13:36] <~ZackKnight> Amen Ceciltron.
<br>[13:38] <Ceciltron> let there be one church, one faith
<br>[13:38] <Gail> Rule 13, Jesus showed up and told me it's okay for me to be friends with you, but I don't think He means any type of sex.
<br>[13:38] <Ceciltron> unum sanctam, amici
<br>01[13:39] <&Rule13> Okay with me. :)
<br>[13:40] <Gail> I will be your friend and let Jesus love you through me as your friend.  It must be very lonely to be a Jesuit and be friends with me.
<br>[13:40] <Ceciltron> rule 13 when the last protestants have been cleansed from the world, we will finally go to that little tapas bar in rome i keep telling you about
<br>[13:40] <Ceciltron> they make the best martinis
<br>01[13:41] <&Rule13> It get lonely sometime. Some Jesuits made fun when I defend the treaty. 
<br>01[13:41] <&Rule13> We are like family with Brianna and Erich.
<br>[13:42] <Gail> Yes, the Jesuits do not truly understand or appreciate the Japanese respect for deep and true love.
<br>[13:42] <~ZackKnight> and tentacle rape
<br>[13:42] <Ceciltron> that's nonsense! our agents have been in japan since the first portuguese set foot there.
<br>[13:43] <Gail> Though Japanese have open attitude toward sex, they also appreciate a deep and true love.
<br>01[13:43] <&Rule13> This is true! :)
<br>01[13:43] <&Rule13> We don't hurt with sex.
<br>01[13:43] <&Rule13> Maybe sometime.
<br>[13:43] <Gail> I know, because my mother is Japanese.
<br>01[13:43] <&Rule13> If I don't like, I explode their penis.
<br>01[13:44] <&Rule13> Afterward.
<br>[13:44] <Gail> I think what bonds us is our mutual Japanese blood.
<br>[13:44] <~ZackKnight> Ouch 13... that's cold
<br>[13:44] <~ZackKnight> I love it!
<br>01[13:45] <&Rule13> You would like this Zacku Naito. >:(
<br>[13:45] <Gail> Japanese not perfect.  Nobody is perfect.  And  yes, they can hurt with sex, just like all bad people.  But, they will die for what they perceive is honor.  When I saw this in you when you tried to reach out to us about the GAiL android, yoou got my respect.
<br>01[13:45] <&Rule13> This is why I never do. Don't be flatter.
<br>01[13:45] <&Rule13> You get my respect also Gail Chan.
<br>01[13:45] <&Rule13> I see strong Catherine the Great woman.
<br>01[13:45] <&Rule13> And strong Japanese woman.
<br>[13:46] <~ZackKnight> I have an idea
<br>01[13:46] <&Rule13> Your ideas are bad. 
<br>[13:46] <~ZackKnight> Why don't you both do this...
<br>01[13:46] <&Rule13> See? It come.
<br>[13:46] <~ZackKnight> Gail... do that cut in half thing with the lightning bolts
<br>[13:47] <~ZackKnight> and 13, explode it
<br>[13:47] <~ZackKnight> at the same time
<br>01[13:47] <&Rule13> Don't do it! He like!!
<br>[13:47] <~ZackKnight> That'll be so hot!
<br>01[13:47] <&Rule13> He ask me this all the time. 
<br>[13:47] <Gail> I am ignoring Zack Knight.  He's a shallow bore and a vulgar man.
<br>01[13:47] <&Rule13> He cute sometimes. 
<br>01[13:47] <&Rule13> Lately, he bad.
<br>[13:48] <Gail> His emotions are not vast like Brent Spiner's.  I also don't appreciate how he lies about me to the public.  He knows I would never want him.
<br>[13:48] <Gail> I think Zack has fooled you good.  I think he is in charge of the King James only people.
<br>01[13:50] <&Rule13> I don't think.
<br>03[13:50] * ZackKnight changes topic to '"I am ignoring Zack Knight.  He's a shallow bore and a vulgar man" - Gail '
<br>01[13:51] <&Rule13> He is trying to embarass you too. 
<br>01[13:51] <&Rule13> We just laugh and laugh.
<br>01[13:51] <&Rule13> Talk about Star Trek. 
<br>01[13:52] <&Rule13> And not being carpet munch.
<br>[13:53] <~ZackKnight> Don't believe her 13
<br>[13:53] <Gail> Pen Pals is about following your heart and not allowing those around you, who do not share your big heart to stop you from following love and vastness in your heart.
<br>[13:54] <~ZackKnight> Those KJV nuts are just old Gail-followers that are scorned at her.
<br>[13:54] <Gail> This is what made me notice Brent.  Brent is in many ways like his Data character in Pen Pals.  
<br>01[13:55] <&Rule13> You in many ways like little girl?
<br>[13:55] <Gail> It took a  lot of courage for me to write Brent in 1990, because at that time I was sort of betraying my church, because they all believed that Star Trek  was a Satan program.  
<br>01[13:55] <&Rule13> I know that feel. :(
<br>[13:55] <Gail> Yes, back in 1990, I was like that little girl in Star Trek.
<br>01[13:55] <&Rule13> Your family all went away, left you to live by yourself, when you could not live by yourself alone. 
<br>01[13:55] <&Rule13> You search for answers among stars.
<br>01[13:55] <&Rule13> Data comes for you.
<br>01[13:55] <&Rule13> Rescues you.
<br>01[13:57] <&Rule13> He leaves you music to think of him.
<br>[13:57] <Gail> I was married to a man who made love to me like a machine.  Because of  my religion, I thought it evil to divorce him, so I did not have the courage to leave him, or even admit that he was cold to me.  But a certain part of me rebelled, and I reached out to Brent and started writing him after I saw him in Pen Pals.
<br>[13:58] <~ZackKnight> That same rebelious spirit is what makes you want me too Gail.
<br>01[13:58] <&Rule13> David made it so like your real home was the dying planet. 
<br>01[13:58] <&Rule13> Shut up Zacku Naito. Gail doesn't want you at all.
<br>[13:58] <Gail> At that time in my life, I was questioning much of what I believed.  Asking myself if all I believed was perhaps too rigid and that I needed to rethink much of my positions.
<br>[13:59] <Gail> Yes, David did make it like my real home was the dying planet.  You are very perceptive.  Have you ever thought about becoming a writer?
<br>01[14:00] <&Rule13> I don't make much time to write. 
<br>01[14:01] <&Rule13> I like to watch videos and analyze their meanings and the people in them. This is my best skill. 
<br>[14:01] <Gail> That's okay.  Writing is very hard work.  Perhaps you should be a SCREENWRITER and movie PRODUCER.
<br>01[14:01] <&Rule13> Ohh! I would enjoy this. 
<br>[14:02] <Gail> Yes, I like this, too.  Perhaps, you and I could work on a movie together and put together two great minds.
<br>01[14:02] <&Rule13> That would be impressive.
<br>[14:03] <Gail> Rome was not built in a day.  Perhaps we could juggle ideas around for a screenplay.  It is always important to write what you really care about.  Also, good writing requires emotional courage.
<br>01[14:04] <&Rule13> I liked The Rape Of Brent Spiner.
<br>[14:04] <Gail> Writing can also be a way to grow spiritually and learn new things about yourself.  Writing is often like exploring new worlds in your mind.
<br>[14:04] <~ZackKnight> Me too
<br>[14:04] <~ZackKnight> I liked when Brent was raped.
<br>[14:04] <~ZackKnight> My favorite part was when he had sex with the cat.
<br>[14:05] <Gail> I think I did a good job on The Rape of Brent Spiner, but I only wished that I was not the only actor.  It is hard to play the part of a man, and the evil woman and do all the characters and make it believable on the screen.
<br>[14:05] <~ZackKnight> Gail... if you ever want to record any sex scenes, I volunteer to act them out with you.
<br>[14:05] <~ZackKnight> It would be very believeable
<br>[14:06] <~ZackKnight> OUCH YOU BITCH!
<br>[14:07] <~ZackKnight> Why did you do that!?
<br>[14:07] <Gail> Because you are being a dick head.
<br>01[14:07] <&Rule13> Way to go Gail Chan!!
<br>01[14:07] <&Rule13> I do it too.
<br>01[14:07] <&Rule13> Zack is huge dickface.
<br>[14:08] <Gail> Is there some way to get Zack out of this conversation?
<br>01[14:09] <&Rule13> Ah, I have secret security clear.
<br>01[14:09] <&Rule13> There is password but you must say it.
<br>01[14:09] <&Rule13> "Zack Knight is a total dickface"
<br>[14:09] <Gail> I just said "Zack Knight is a total dickface"
<br>01[14:09] <&Rule13> I not tell him about this.
<br>01[14:09] <&Rule13> Good!
<br>[14:10] <Gail> I hope this works.  He is going after me brain to brain, but that's nothing new.
<br>01[14:10] <&Rule13> He is horny all the time.
<br>[14:10] <Gail> Do you make love to him?
<br>01[14:11] <&Rule13> A lot. 
<br>01[14:11] <&Rule13> Sometimes no when he makes me cry. 
<br>01[14:11] <&Rule13> But sometimes even then.
<br>01[14:11] <&Rule13> He does have the world's most perfect penis I admit.
<br>[14:12] <Gail> How many men do you make love to in a day?
<br>01[14:12] <&Rule13> It depend.
<br>[14:12] <Gail> Do you have any favorites?
<br>01[14:12] <&Rule13> Sometimes I'm so busy exploding penises, when I see one more I'm like "NO MORE" and I just explode them.
<br>[14:13] <Santiclause> Rule13 is a serious drain on our homosexual compound. We go through many initiates because she can't resist exploding penises.
<br>01[14:13] <&Rule13> I don't like to say my favorite. 
<br>01[14:14] <&Rule13> It touch me too deep. 
<br>01[14:14] <&Rule13> Zack would make fun.
<br>[14:14] <Gail> That means you have a favorite.
<br>[14:15] <Gail> I do not think lovemaking is exciting unless there is commitment and loyalty to the lover.  Spreading it around cheapens the experience.
<br>[14:16] <Santiclause> I dunno, sin and debauchery is quite exciting. Defying the word of Jesus adds a certain thrill.
<br>01[14:16] <&Rule13> Ah, Gail Chan, lovemaking is blasphemy to Jesuit rules.
<br>01[14:16] <&Rule13> We oppose love. 
<br>[14:17] <Gail> However, sometimes in life, a husband will allow his wife to have sex with another because it is necessary.  The Japanese understand this, and often a husband will allow his wife to make love to another.
<br>[14:17] <Gail> Yes, I can tell that Jesuits despise true love.  That is all I live for.  I could never be a Jesuit.
<br>[14:19] <Gail> Jesuits feel lovemaking is blasphemy because a person who is a great lover can never be a successful Jesuit.  To kill those who disagree with your religion, requires a cold and cruel heart, so that is why the Jesuit ORder does not encourage true love.
<br>01[14:19] <&Rule13> This is why Jesuits hate your love for your men.
<br>[14:20] <Gail> A person with love and forgiveness in their heart can never be a good Jesuit, because that kind of a person can never kill somebody just because they don't agree with your religion.  Yes, you are right, Rule 13.
<br>[14:21] <Gail> I don't see how you can stand your companions.  They seem very shallow to me.
<br>01[14:23] <&Rule13> They can be fun. Even Zacku Naito, when he isn't being huge dickface. 
<br>[14:23] <Gail> Zack Knight is a total dickface.
<br>03[14:23] * ZackKnight is now known as ZackKnight-DICKFACED
<br>[14:26] <Gail> I imagine they could be fun, but it is not funny to me how they can try to sabotage great lovers and substitute a great lover with an inferior and vulgar person.  They seem more like poison to me.
<br>[14:27] <Gail> They intrude themselves into a great and loving relationship and inject corruptness and vulgarity into a vast and spiritual love.
<br>[14:27] <Gail> It is like the enjoy taking something beautiful and turning it into something vulgar.
<br>[14:28] <Santiclause> Of course we enjoy it - why else do you think we do it
<br>[14:28] <Gail> This, I cannot respect.  In fact, this is something a Japanese should not respect.  A true Japanese at heart never tries to betray or destroy a vast, deep and beautiful love.
<br>01[14:29] <&Rule13> I am torn very much as of late. But, I must be loyal to my Japanese heart. 
<br>[14:29] <Gail> Brent worshipped the ground I walked on when Loree raped him.  What Loree did was evil and vulgar and cruel.
<br>01[14:29] <&Rule13> Many don't see...but there is more to Rule 13 than sushi and beastiality.
<br>[14:30] <Gail> Jesus can see that in you Rule 13.  He wants me to be friends with you and I believe your Japanese heart will save you.
<br>01[14:30] <&Rule13> Loree was a bitch, I admit. 
<br>01[14:30] <&Rule13> We used to hang out until she got demoted, because she failed with Brent Spiner.
<br>01[14:31] <&Rule13> I be out to eat with Jesuit friends and she be like "hey Rule 13, you think you should be wearing those pants? They don't match your color personality ha ha ha" 
<br>01[14:31] <&Rule13> "Also you re fat"
<br>01[14:31] <&Rule13> And I just explode all penises I can.
<br>01[14:31] <&Rule13> I was so mad.
<br>[14:34] <Gail> You are better than Loree McBride.  I sense some depth in you.  Loree was a vulgar and shallow beast, totally devoted to sensuality and vulgarity in sex, not caring at all about whether she destroyed something beautiful, deep and good.
<br>01[14:34] <&Rule13> I don't like blondes.
<br>01[14:34] <&Rule13> She was a bimbo, Gail Chan.
<br>01[14:34] <&Rule13> Now that is ex BFF, I can talk shit to you. 
<br>[14:35] <Gail> It had nothing to do with her blonde hair.  That is just the way she was.
<br>[14:36] <Gail> To me, I feel so bad for Brent, because many people think he really wanted her and she is listed as his wife on Wikipedia.  But Jesus told me that this is one of those things that will work out for good later and even now,  though I do not totally understand how.
<br>[14:37] <Gail> Jesus did tell me that I would be Brent's wife here on earth as well as in the millennium.  I love Jesus supremely, that is why I could never love Zack Knight or be a Jesuit.
<br>[14:37] <Gail> I think Jesus is very handsome, even though He says he is not.  I do not want him as a sex partner, but he is very cool.
<br>01[14:38] <&Rule13> Jesus is pretty hot, I admit. He is hot and cool.
<br>[14:38] <Gail> You know, I would not be writing you now, if Jesus did not show up and tell me to write you, because we are BFF.
<br>[14:39] <Gail> Jesus must love you very much.
<br>01[14:39] <&Rule13> He would have sex with me?
<br>01[14:40] <&Rule13> A sinner like Rule 13?
<br>[14:40] <Gail> No, Rule 13, Jesus will  have sex with no woman, because He is God.  But I think He would like to commune with you Spirit to Spirit.  The way for Him to do this, though, is that you would have to admit you are a sinner and admit that He died on the cross for your sins, and ask Him to save you.  You would need to pray this prayer:  Dear Jesus, I know I'm a sinner and deserve to go to hell, but I believe that you died on the cross for  my sins, plea
<br>[14:42] <Gail> That is all you have to do, just believe Jesus died for your sins, and believe that the only way to heaven is what He did for you, and then ask Him to save you, that you are trusting in His death on the cross as the payment for your sins, so you can go to heaven.
<br>[14:43] <Gail> Once you do that, then you can pray to Him and He will answer your prayers.  When I prayed the "sinner's prayer" I got saved and became a Christian, after that I noticed that my prayers started getting answered!  It was so exciting and I could feel Jesus' spirit mingling with mine.
<br>[14:43] <Gail> He is such an AWESOME SPIRIT.
<br>01[14:43] <&Rule13> This doesn't sound like love I know. 
<br>01[14:44] <&Rule13> Gail Chan, I tell you what happened last Valentines Day? It made me so mad. 
<br>01[14:45] <&Rule13> Valentines Day is Satanic holiday, as you say.
<br>[14:45] <Gail> No, but someday when you feel like you are a dirty sinner, which we all are compared to God, just say, Jesus I'm a horrible sinner, but I believe you died for my sins on the cross and I know this is the only way I can go to heaven.  I trust only in your death on the cross to save me.  Thanks for dying for me.  Come into my heart now.  
<br>[14:46] <Gail> Oh, I did not know that Valentine's day is Satanic holiday.  You know, Satan is a liar.  Jesus always tells the truth.
<br>01[14:46] <&Rule13> Zacku Naito was like "hey Rule 13, I brought you beautiful flower :)" and I was like "oh Zacku Naito! You don't have to do this, we are Jesuit! But I blush for you" then he say "ha ha just kidding it's my penis"  
<br>01[14:46] <&Rule13> I cry and cry.
<br>01[14:47] <&Rule13> Then he was like "I sorry Rule 13, I got you candy" and I say "really?" then he says "just kidding, but you can still put it in your mouth"
<br>01[14:47] <&Rule13> I ran to my quarters and listen to j-pop for like five hours.
<br>[14:48] <Gail> I think I know who your favorite is.
<br>01[14:48] <&Rule13> It is blasphemy to love in the Jesuit Order. That is why Jesuits don't know. 
<br>01[14:48] <&Rule13> I think Jesus might be a good lover, as you say.
<br>[14:49] <Gail> Jesus loves you more than Zack Knight and He would never consider it blasphemy if you loved Him.
<br>[14:49] <~ZackKnight> I'm Back!
<br>01[14:49] <&Rule13> Zacku Naito go away!
<br>[14:50] <~ZackKnight> Make me!
<br>01[14:50] <&Rule13> Gail Chan will make you.
<br>01[14:50] <&Rule13> She has my secret password.
<br>[14:50] <~ZackKnight> Oh shit!
<br>[14:51] <Gail> Zack Knight is a total dick face.
<br>[14:51] <~ZackKnight> Is that why I can't stay connected?
<br>03[14:51] * ZackKnight is now known as ZackKnight-DICKFACED
<br>01[14:51] <&Rule13> Yes. When you try to fight, it kicks you out.
<br>[14:52] <Gail> Even though Jesus does not make love to me, He has caressed me with His Spirit.  It is truly awesome when He does so.
<br>01[14:53] <&Rule13> He caresses your body from spirit?
<br>01[14:53] <&Rule13> Can he make you orgasm?
<br>[14:54] <Gail> It's hard to describe.  It is not at all like how we humans make love.  But it feels like His Spirit is minging with mine, and I can sense His emotions.  He is a very, very great being.
<br>[14:55] <Gail> He is full of love for everyone and has only the highest and greatest feelings.
<br>[14:56] <Gail> Probably the best way to describe it, is if you listen to the music at my website, when my website opens up and you hear that music from the movie "The Greatest Story Ever Told", that music is kind of like how His Spirit is iwth  me.
<br>[14:57] <Gail> like how his Spirit is with me.  You know, he is a very tolerant and understanding Being.  
<br>[14:57] <Gail> He only hates sin and sends sinners to hell, because that is the only way He can fix all the pain and suffering that is in the world.
<br>[14:58] <Gail> He is NOT AT ALL like the King James only people.  He even told me that he loves homosexuals and that some of them are saved and will go to heaven and that there is nothing wrong with how they love, but He prefers the man/woman relationship.
<br>01[14:59] <&Rule13> Jesus sounds good. Some of the best Jesuits are not bisexual.
<br>[14:59] <Gail> He thinks it's cool that I am not bothered by homosexual loving and even praised me for my open mind on this matter, and thought it was real cool of me not to be bothered by this.
<br>01[14:59] <&Rule13> So, I do not judge.
<br>[15:00] <Gail> I used to believe that the reason God sent fire and brimstone onto Sodom and Gomorrha was because they were homosexuals, but I now believe it was because they were cruel in the way they used sex.  Jesus hates it when humans are cruel with each other, that is why He hates sin.
<br>[15:02] <Gail> No, Rule 13, Jesus does not do orgasm with any human being.  He is God.  He cannot make love like that.
<br>01[15:03] <&Rule13> If Jesus hated homos, San Francisco would be smoldering crater right now.
<br>[15:03] <Gail> However, His Spirit to Spirit loving is very nurturing and beautiful.
<br>[15:03] <Gail> Probably true.  Jesus loves everybody, even the homosexuals.  He only is against homosexuals when they are cruel.
<br>[15:05] <Gail> That is why He destroyed Sodom and Gomorrha, not because they were homosexual, but because they were cruel in how they practiced sex.
<br>01[15:06] <&Rule13> What about consensual rape and bukkake? 
<br>01[15:06] <&Rule13> Those are my favorites.
<br>[15:09] <Gail> I am not sure how Jesus really feels about this.  I do not think He would approve, but He surprises me sometimes.
<br>01[15:09] <&Rule13> Maybe it is case by case.
<br>01[15:09] <&Rule13> Brent Spiner said he would rape you, and God must have liked this.
<br>[15:10] <Gail> I used to think that Jesus liked it that I worshipped the King James Bible, but He got very angry at me when I made a video and said that the King James Bible was God.  He said I just made the GA1L android more powerful when I gave away that we planned to use the King James Bible in our weapons.
<br>01[15:10] <&Rule13> That was bad.
<br>[15:10] <Gail> Yes, I think it is case by case.
<br>[15:11] <Gail> Yes, I felt so stupid.  Jesus later told me that He has forgiven me for this and considers my sin of idolatry in this matter to be TOTALLY FORGOTTEN, that He has cast my sins away as far as the east is from the west.
<br>[15:12] <Gail> Yes, Jesus saw Brent's heart and looked past his words, "I want to rape you".  Jesus always judges us for what is in our hearts, He can see past our words and actions and knows us even better than we know ourselves.
<br>[15:13] <Gail> If you want to know what Jesus is like, read the New Living Bible, that translation seems to really make Him come alive.
<br>[15:13] <Gail> Of course, perhaps you have a Japanese Bible that would be even better.
<br>01[15:14] <&Rule13> I will consider.
<br>[15:14] <Gail> As you can tell I am very much in love with Jesus.  That is why I cannot love Zack Knight, to do so, would be to betray my Jesus.
<br>[15:15] <Gail> Yes, whenever you are ready.  Jesus is very patient.  I am so proud of Him, and so glad He trusts me enough to talk to me one on one, like He does.  Even though He corrects me, and I make mistakes, it is an honor to have one on one with God.
<br>[15:16] <Gail> I am learning more and more to respect Him when He corrects me.  I used to dread it, because I felt like I was always goofing.  Now I realize He does so with deepest love for me and that He plans to do something glorious or He would not bother with me.  I am excited to see how His plan all works out.
<br>01[15:17] <&Rule13> That will be very interesting indeed Gail Chan.
<br>01[15:17] <&Rule13> But for now, I must go.
<br>01[15:17] <&Rule13> You should go also, since Zacku Naito will take advantage if I leave.
<br>[15:18] <Gail> Okay, bye, it was nice talking to you.  Perhaps you can come up with ideas for a good screenplay, if you want.  I shall pray for you.
<br>01[15:18] <&Rule13> You will be in my thoughts Gail Chan. 
<br>[15:18] <Gail> Have a great evening.}}
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==Episode Appearances==
<b>[[Episodes#The_Antichrist|The Antichrist]]</b> Rule 13 was plotting with Zack Knight to kidnap Gail and was going to join him in raping her, but due to Gail's powers as a born again Christian the taser transporter they were using to abduct her backfired, blowing off one of Rule 13's arms. 

<b>[[Episodes#The_Nukkake|The Nukkake]]</b> As Judge Terrance Jenkins rushed to warn Gail about a mysterious bomb threat on the Canadian International Hospital, Rule 13 breaks into Skype to interrupt the call and announce the Jesuits' evil plan. 

<b>[[Episodes#Erich.27s_Virginity|Erich's Virginity ]]</b> In an attempt to steal his virgin semen, Rule 13 seduced Erich Schuler by dressing as Zelda and meeting him at an Anime convention. She then brought him to a restaurant near his house where she began to make her moves. Meanwhile, Jesuit teams erected a virgin shield to seal out anyone that didn't intend to take Erich's virginity, which was presumably only Rule 13. Just as 13 was about to have sex with Erich, Brianna pounced on her and both women began wrestling on the floor. Brianna defeated Rule 13, who got tazer transported to the slaughterhouse. 

<b>[[Episodes#The_Nobel_Prize_Retards|The Nobel Prize Retards]]</b> The Jesuits replaced all of the judges on the Nobel Prize Committee with retards, allowing Rule 13 to win a Nobel Prize in Wiki Editing, stealing the limelight from Gail who seethed with jealousy over not winning  a prize for her own writings. 

<b>[[Episodes#GA1L|GA1L]]</b> After [[GA1L]] destroyed several major Jesuit territories, Rule 13 arrived at Church of Gail to plea for help. GA1L attacked, and Rule 13 ordered her warship to open fire to protect Gail’s men. With a Nazi salute, Rule 13 lured GA1L away, saving Church of Gail and all of the men from certain death – risking her own life in the process.

<b>[[Episodes#Fine_Print|Fine Print]]</b> Rule 13 invited Gail to chat with her over IRC.

==See Also==
[[Brianna]]
<br>[[Zack Knight]]