Nukkake

“Gail Chan? Gail Chan. How are you? Jesuit Order unleash military nukkake. It combination of two favorite things -- nuclear holocaust, and bukkake! We spray semen on whole world! Jesuit semen! Have a nice day! Love...Rule 13.”

— Rule 13

The nukkake is a weapon of mass destruction invented by the Jesuits. It is a nuclear bomb filled with bukkake. It explodes in a mushroom cloud that takes on the shape of a penis, then kills by drowning entire cities in semen, leaving rampant pregnancy and nuclear fallout for any survivors in its wake. Rumors surrounding the details of this type of bomb had been circulating for years, with no confirmed evidence of its existence. The bomb was first used in December 2011 when the Jesuits dropped a load on the International Canadian Hospital in an attempt to eradicate all of Gail's men, who were visiting Terrance Jenkins in his hospital room.

Impending Doom

Late one night, Gail receives an urgent message from Terrance. Frightened and in pain, Terrance warns Gail that the Jesuits are planning to bomb the hospital using a new type of nuclear weapon. The men are scrambling for clues. Suddenly, Rule 13 breaks into the call, and reveals the Jesuits' evil plan.

Gail rushes to YouTube to warn the world, calling upon all scientists for help on behalf of her men still trapped at the impending ground zero.

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The Fallout

The following morning, the nukkake bomb hit Canada. All of the men rushed to the hospital basement for safety. Later, Brent Spiner would write Gail the first ever personal account of a nukkake witness experience.

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