Gail s Mom
A Biography
Gail's Mom (Misao Satake) is a fierce Japanese woman whose ancestral roots date back to the royal Oshu Fujiwara family. She doesn't take shit from anyone, especially her own offspring. During her child rearing years, Gail's Mom was often extremely straightforward with young Gail with blunt but correct observations that she was selfish and hypersensitive to criticism.
Misao Satake, with a lifelong career as a professional MILF, also held a brief gig in modeling swim suits, winning a Miss Tokyo Beauty Pageant in the 1950's. Whether or not she did nude modeling is in question. According to Gail, Misao "would have looked great nude up to around 60". Gail has asked her mom for her beauty pageant pictures to put on her website, but her mom has so far refused to give them to her, probably for good reason.
It is speculated that Gail's Mom was actually in porn.
Relationship
Despite their strained relationship, in the past Gail has gone to her mother to beg for money. Unsurprisingly, this resulted in a large amount of personal debt that she has so far been unable or unwilling to pay back. In a show of mercy (or otherwise knowing that any other attemps to get money back from Gail would be futile), Gail’s Mom was making her pay off her debt by having her coming over every week to clean her house, which she often neglected to do, resulting in fights.
An instance of this was noted on August 10, 2011 when Gail’s Mom, fed up, announced she was coming over to Gail’s apartment to have a serious discussion. Gail avoided the confrontation. She later created a video in which she is standing off camera in her dark bedroom, replaying the voicemails left by the scorned, elderly Asian woman.
Voicemail #1
I hear you 2:15, I thought you off today. Anyway, If you are, uh, If you're off, call me. Call me back. I think I need to talk a little more. So I'm coming with you for it's about 10-15 minutes, for talk. Anyway, call me. If you're not there I'm not, that doesn't doing good to talk. But if you come here, we can not much discuss, cause it's for the-the, you know, uh...you're here, and, uh...so I go for more anyway so I can stop by now. Okay? Call me if you're there, and umm... umm... Anyway, call me if you're there. Bye.
Voicemail #2
You hang up while I'm talking?! You hung up. You know you are very, very insulting. For you need something, you call for (unintelligible) I need to have this today something for some some some some.... You know, you know you're wrong. You better think for your future a little more. To yourself. You're all do nothing now. I'm... I Just... I just give up you for tonight. And you still make me so mad, I just can't do it. I will worry about myself. But do it yours-your way. You not be that, so nobody likes you, when you act like you do. People hate you. Remember that.
Clones
Gail’s Mom is one of the Jesuits' favorite people in Gail’s life to kidnap and replace with a clone. Whenever Misao is nice, it can be assumed that it is the real Gail’s Mom. Whenever she gets into an argument with Gail (which the true and honest Mom would never do) it is obvious that she is a clone.
The cloning of Gail's Mom started shortly after Gail's divorce. Although Gail wanted to go live with Brent Spiner, this was not possible, so she moved back in with her mom. Her mom later took a trip to Las Vegas, where she was kidnapped and shipped to India, while the clone took her place and flew back to Gail. The clone mom was a nag who would yell at Gail for sleeping in and not looking for a job. This clone spent years with Gail, until, for unknown reasons, the Jesuits decided to ship back the real Gail's Mom.
Hugh Jackman Rescues Gail's Mom
In November 2011, Misao offered to help Gail move into a nice condo and took her shopping for one. Misao would buy a condo for Gail as long as she paid Misao rent and went to school. Gail was outraged at the sour deal.
"So, we thought she became a born again Christian and so, we allowed my real mother to take me on a tour of the condominium, but right in the middle of our tour, the Jesuits switched my mother out with her clone and when we left the condo, I was right back with my mother's clone. I figured it out when she took me to the mall to discuss the "deal" where I would pay my mother rent for the new condo and she insisted that I attend graduate school as part of the deal. I knew that Brent and Vladimir would not force me to go to graduate school, so I knew that I was dealing again with my mother's clone. I then told my mother's clone to "forget it", that I wanted to go home, that I would not allow her to run my life as part of the deal for having the condominium."
Days after this incident, the Jesuits kidnapped the real Gail's Mom and took her to a North Korean military compound.
"Apparently, the Jesuits have my real mother again, but this time Hugh Jackman is right in there with her (in some sort of jail cell, where we had been holding my mother's clone before the "switch out"). Hugh's in there with her, striving to protect her from the Jesuits. We're in a better situation than before, because, at least this time, Hugh is in there with her, so if the Jesuits send in hostage takers into that cell, they have to deal with Hugh Jackman."
Gail insisted on getting help for her mother through prayer. If in the event her mother could admit that she was a prideful sinner, then the Jesuits would lose their ability to perform the clone switchouts that they have been doing to her for years. Misao prayed, and her clone appeared next to her. Hugh Jackman punched the head off of the clone, punched through the prison wall, threw Misao over his shoulder, and took off running to the edge of the North Korean border.
A battle unfolded with all of the men helping in the fight. Hugh Jackman's robots came into the action including a particularly noble robot who would go on to win a Medal of Honor from Barack Obama. The team could not beam up Hugh or Misao due to a Jesuit shield over the compound, so Gail urged any of her viewers that were scientists to e-mail Terrance with ideas of how to break the shield. There was a one billion dollar reward for doing so. A flood of scientific interest ensued, and the shield was broken, allowing Hugh, and a newly born again Christian Misao, to return unharmed. The men took her to McDonalds and then sent her back home.
Circles of Conspiracy
Misao was used as a tool by Sandra to falsify evidence regarding Gail's mental state, forcing her into a mental institution through the Florida Baker Act. Sandra wrote a letter claiming to have personally witnessed Gail's men telling her to run out into the street, then gave the letter to Misao and told her to sign it as her own statement. Misao, unable to read or write English, did not know what the letter said. Sandra lied in explaining to Misao that the letter was going to make it so that Gail would come live with her (something which Misao had desperately wanted) and be made to see a psychiatrist. Sandra then told Misao not to tell Gail what she had done so that Gail would not be mad at her (knowing that she was committing a felony), which Misao agreed to. Misao later admitted to a friend of Terrance what had really happened.
Even when caught in a lie, Misao refused to turn in Sandra, willing to go to prison herself for Sandra's crimes if she had to.