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Revision as of 08:29, 25 August 2025
The Marriage List is a list of men organized by Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin for Gail in the event that either of their lives be extinguished by Jesuit agents. There are roughly 40 men on this list, most of them famous. All of the men have been screened for compatibility with Gail’s personality using computer satellite brain reads. The list was started in 2005 after Jesuits attempted to kill Vladimir Putin with a near-fatal heart attack, rendering him unable to have telepathic sex with Gail.
Conditions
Each man on the marriage list joins under the disclaimer that Gail may never marry them, even if her current husbands die and they are next on the list. They must also accept and abide by the one rule that they cannot have romance or sex with any other woman besides Gail, despite that she doesn't necessarily pay attention to them just because they are on this list. If they violate this rule, they will be removed. As a courtesy, each of these men also receive a female dummy programmed with Gail's personality to communicate with and have lovings with while they wait for their opportunity to be with her. Using computer-satellite technology, the dummy's interactions with the man approximate Gail's responses to the man with 98% accuracy.
Statistics
| In Good Standing | 30 |
|---|---|
| Confirmed Dead | 3 |
| Missing in Action | 1 |
| Traitors | 1 |
| Total | 35 |
The List
In 2011, the marriage list was finally fleshed out in full detail. The following men were on that list. Some of these men have since been killed or replaced by evil clones. Men may be moved up or down in rank at any given time for any reason.
The tentative list stands as such:
