Babies

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In common society, babies are held with high protective regards due to their vulnerability, cuteness factor, symbolic representations of loving relationships, and important role in species survival. Whatever the case may be, Gail hates them.

Maternal Instincts

Gail recounts wanting to "wait" to have children, only to be pressured into the idea by David Schuler. Unable to deal with the symptoms of pregnancy, Gail was convinced that it was all a Jesuit plot to kill her. She got a tubal ligation a year after Erich Schuler was born, proving that she did not want more children. During Erich's early years, she showed little protective regard for his well being, only coming to his defense when she felt that it would support evidence of her reality. During the divorce, Gail willingly gave up her son to David in order to prevent having to get help for her mental illness.

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Nuking Babies

In (date), Gail launched a nuke at the Underwater City, killing over a million Jesuit babies. When Jesuits called her out on the brutal massacre, Gail appeared apathetic to the tragedy, and supported her decision by saying that the babies would have grown up to be Jesuits anyway, making them not innocent.

Brianna

During the nuking of the Vatican, the pope had been strapped with a bomb while holding baby Brianna. Should he leave the Vatican or drop the baby, he would explode. Gail came up with the idea of transporting the pope to the Church of Gail, and the baby with the bomb to an open field (the baby being a necessary casualty of war). The plan misfired, transporting the pope into the church with the bomb where he blew up, taking out several decks, but leaving the baby safe but alone in an open field where Vladimir Putin rescued her.

When Gail was informed that Brianna was her biological daughter, she did not react, nor claim any maternal ownership. She still frequently refers to Brianna as Terrance's daughter. When the men later posted on the Church of Gail forum congratulating Brianna on her birthday, Gail proceeded to reply with a post drawing attention away from the subject of celebrating Brianna and on to matters regarding herself.

During the nukkake attack, Brianna became pregnant in the fallout and chose to have an abortion. When Gail was informed of this she merely chuckled, showing no empathy for the girl's dilemma, only remarking that this was good and that she should have (since the ensuing baby would have been from a Jesuit).

Exceptions

In February 16th 2012 Gail was told by Jesus that he would like Gail to bear not one, but three children for him in Heaven. Gail was excited by this idea, and let Jesus fertilize her eggs during brain to brain sex with him. She was told that the pregnancy would last until the millennial reign, and then she would give birth painlessly in Heaven. This was the only time Gail seemed hopeful about having children, likely because this would make her a monumental religious figure for doing so.

Later, Jesuits would reveal that this request was not from Jesus, but Zack Knight, a Jesuit notorious for impregnating women with finesse and whose goals included knocking up Gail. However, he had not just impregnated Gail with three children, but had in fact fertilized every single one of her eggs, and Gail would soon give birth to millions of babies. Without hesitation, Gail casually asked for an abortion.

References

Erich Schuler
Underwater City
Meet the newest addition to our church
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