Brianna

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Brianna (Brianna Jenkins-Schuler) is both the biological daughter of Gail (from Judge Terrance Jenkins) and her daughter-in-law. She was created by the Jesuits by combining the stolen sperm and eggs of Gail and Terrance and then artificially impregnating Rule 13, who carried Brianna as a natural surrogate. Brianna was named by Brent Spiner after the female protagonist from Gail's novel Silver Skies.

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Warm chocolatey oh-my-goodness.

Brianna would later go on to star in the role of the character Brianna from Silver Skies in the film adaptation, along with costar Matthew McConaughey. Gail reports that they would be using film editing technology to make Brianna look not black.

Introduction

Brianna was first introduced as an unknown black baby that had been strapped to the chest of the Pope just before the nuclear bomb was dropped on the Vatican, which Gail had ordered. Intended to transport only the pope to the safety of Church of Gail, the transporters accidentally exploded the Pope and transported the baby to safety. While working to determine the baby's genetic identity in order to return it to its original owners, it was determined to be the daughter of Terry and Gail. All of the men on Gail's marriage list quickly fell in love and adopted her collectively as their daughter.

Marriage

From the time Brianna could speak, she was veery fond of her half brother Erich Schuler. The two of them would spend countless hours talking on the phone every night. When Rule 13 attempted to steal Erich's virgin seed and errected a virgin shield which blocked entry by anyone who didn't intend to take Erich's virginity, Gail set out to find a good Christian woman who would her son's virginity instead. With Gail's encouragement, Brianna stepped up to the challenge and allowed herself to express all the repressed sexual tension that had been built up between her and her brother. She passed though the virgin shield, and after a very hot cat fight with her surrogate mother Rule 13, took Erich's virginity. Because sex equals marrage according to God, Jesus personally officiated the marriage between Brianna and Erich while they consumated their relationship.

Powers

While seemingly normal, Brianna has grown at the same, abnormally fast rate of a Jesuit clone baby. This has caused her to attain physical adulthood while still having the mind of a young child. It was noted that durring the cat fight between Brianna and Rule 13, Brianna manifested telekenetic powers which allowed her to fling Rule 13 around with her mind and shoot lighening bolts at her. What other mysterious traits that have been incarnated from her powerful surrogate Jesuit mother is still unknown.

See Also

Judge Terrance Jenkins
Tyrone Jenkins