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Gail's Men
Brent Spiner — Detailed profile on Gail's beloved husband. Vladimir Putin — The Russian President, and second favorite with Gail. Matthew McConaughey — Matthew is the most sensitive of the men, sporting a 3-inch penis. Hugh Jackman — Hugh Jackman packs a powerful punch. Gerard Butler — Gerard is the men's Psychiatrist and counselor. Keanu Reeves — Like... woah... My name is pronounced key-on-yo. Judge Terrance Jenkins — Judge Jenkins, the black judge from Compton.
The Jesuits
Zack Knight — Former Jesuit leader turned ally. Rule 13 — Partner of Zack Knight and Gail's BFF. Sun Tzu Genghis Khan Nazis Loree McBride — Ex-enemy of Gail. Lizzo — A fat black woman and the current Antichrist. Bubba — Bubba the Black Jesuit says "Lick my butthole." Angelina Ballerina — The blonde Jesuit seductress in a pink tutu. Godzilla — The Jesuit who shoved a passenger jet in his anus. Submarine — The Jesuit who shoved a submarine in his anus. Urethra McPizzle — Jesuit assassin whose signature move will leave you breathless. Sara Avery — Genetically engineered to grow obese without limits, a black hole waiting to happen. Sam Barbary — A disgusting creature with Prune Belly Syndrome.
Gail's Family
Gail's Mom — Gail's mother was a venomous cutting Japanese spitfire who was abusive to Gail. Gail's Stepdad — Provided steadfast support; he was kind to Gail before being murdered by the Jesuits. Erich Schuler — Gail's son, a gay party bottom and lover of all things Nintendo. Brianna Jenkins-Schuler — Created using cloning technology from Gail's egg and Judge Terrance Jenkins' sperm; married to Erich Schuler. Sandra Metcalf — Gail's evil, jealous, and uglier chubby sister. David Schuler — Gail's ex-husband, known for his camping trip hikes and being a pedophile.
The Deities
Jesus Christ — The top fully ascended deity, known for his miracles and teachings. Jesus can walk on water and is noted for his six-pack abs, offering salvation to all who believe. Buddha — A rotund deity who likes to smoke marijuana, known for his calm demeanor and philosophical insights. Lakshmi — A docile goddess of femininity and loveliness, revered for her grace and compassion. Horus — A bird deity who likes to screech "Reee!!!", eats nuts and seeds for dinner, and is known for taking massive bird dumps. Triton — A deity into watersports, associated with the power and freedom of the sea. Mohammad — The son of Allah, an explosives expert who can explode himself and come back together, famously exclaiming "Allahu Akbar" during such events.
Satan's Squad
Lucifer — The ultimate adversary in Gail's confrontations. Baphomet — The ultimate SJE tranny who loves to ejaculate and leave hoofprints. Shakpona — Diety of sickness and plague. Lilith — Lilith is a seductive fag hag for Lucifer. Kali — A vicious stabby bitch fag hag deity for Lucifer. Ibilis — A molten rock diety with fire and smoke.
Places and Things
Church of Gail Jesuit Spacefleet Moonxico The GA1L Android Automatons UFO Aliens