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Gabrielle Chana: Pre-Internet
1957
- 15 September - Gail is born at Jackson Memorial Hospital, Miami, Florida.[1]
1960
- Gail's parents divorce and her father leaves home.[1]
1963
- Gail begins elementary school.[1]
1971
- Gail's family moves to Oxnard, California, where Gail begins high school at Port Hueneme. During the same year she accepts Christ as savior.[1]
1972
- Gail's family moves back to Miami.[1]
1975
- Graduates high school and begins studying Pre-Nursing at a community college in Miami.[1]
1976
- July - Gail visits her relatives in Japan.[1]
1977
- Receives an A.A in pre-nursing. Begin studying nursing at Florida State University.[1]
1978
- Switches major from Nursing to Health Educations.[1]
1979
- Gail receives a B.S in Health Education. She's accepted to the Air Force Officer's Training School, but eventually decides to join Baptist University of America instead.[1]
1981
- Gail claims that during that year Brent Spiner informed her of being Howard Hughes niece.[1] Even within Gail's own narrative this does not make much sense, as Gail developed an interest in Brent Spiner only in 1989. In another version of this story, Gail tells that she was informed of her relation to Hughes only in 2005, this time by both Brent and Vladimir.[2]
1984
- Begins working as a secretary for U.S. Army Recruiting Battalion in Miami and later on works for I.R.S. attorneys in the same city.[1]
- Gail's fiance, David Schuler, introduces her to Jack Chick's work, scaring her with thoughts of a Jesuit Conspiracy.[3]
1985
- 20 April - Gail married to David, a fellow virgin.[4] In order to prevent premarital sex, they never hugged, touched or kissed during their entire dating period. Their dates were talk only.[1] Gail reports that sex was great for the first year after marriage.
- Gail and her husband transfered to Oregon, where Gail worked as a secretary for U.S. Army Corps of Engineers.[1]
1986
- Unbeknownst to Gail at the time, David was replaced with his evil clone while on deployment. Gail and David's clone then moved to a trailer in Michigan.[1]
1987
- 1 January - Erich was conceived, bringing on intense morning sickness. Gail notes that this was the first time she broke her usual schedule of attending church 3-4 times a week, instead spending most of her time in bed ill with her pregnancy. She began to disassociate from her church when they judged her for this.[5]
- 26 September - Erich was born.
1988
- May - Gail began experiencing strange health problems. She estimated that she slept only three hours a night, and reported having stomach discomfort. A doctor diagnosed her with postpartum depression. She was prescribed an anti-depressant (Surmontil) that solved her sleep problems.[6]
(Note: Gail later seems to use "postpartum depression" interchangeably with "manic depression". Whether she was given another diagnosis at some point is uncertain.)
- June - Gail began experiencing the return of her sleep problems accompanied by hallucinations. She was diagnosed with manic depression by a psychiatrist in Miami and voluntarily admitted to Coral Reef psychiatric hospital for three weeks. She is given lithium and trilafon, and reports taking part in therapy sessions with people who were diagnosed schizophrenic. When she returns home, her church condemns her for her illness, deeming her possessed. Her disassociation with them deepens. She begins watching Star Trek, perceived by her church to be a demonic television show.[7]
1989
- Gail was diagnosed with dysphonia by an ENT at Homestead Air Force Base.[8]
- August - Gail became most fascinated with Brent Spiner after watching the Star Trek: TNG episode "Pen Pals". She writes Paramount Studios (reaching public relations associate Richard Arnold) asking for Brent Spiner.[9]
- Gail has a tubal ligation.[10]
- September - already an avid fan of Star Trek: TNG, Gail sent her first letter to Brent Spiner.
1990
- August - one year after writing Brent Spiner, she receives a reply letter [post letter]. Star struck, Gail replied with a lengthy thank you letter that included a cassette tape of her singing Christian hymns. She talks at length about her history of singing.
- Although she received no reply, Gail sent another, much longer letter. She felt it was necessary to inform him that her family (at this time David and Erich) is moving to Seattle and thanked him profusely again for his letter. This letter begins to show that Gail may be developing a crush on Brent.
- Gail began writing opinions about Brent Spiner and Star Trek to Data Entries using the pen name "Maria Taylor". She would continue to do this from 1990-1993.
1991
- 7 May - the Schuler family moved to Seattle.
- Gail receives a prank phone call: "I want to rape you".
- Using books on graphology for reference, Gail begins analyzing the signatures of Richard Arnold (a consultant working for Star Trek) and Brent to determine if either of them could be the prank caller based on their personalities. She concludes that Richard must be the culprit and writes him to accuse him of this. Richard responds explaining that he would not write her anymore.
- Gail receives another prank call: "How are you?"
- June - Melody Rondeau sends Gail a cassette tape of Brent's new album. She listens, and comes to the conclusion that Brent is singing about her, and that he is the voice of the mystery caller. She writes Brent a letter telling him she adores him but it is against her moral standards to have sex.
- Gail receives another prank call:
"Can I come over?" "No, I don't think so." "Why not?" "It wouldn't be right." "Let me pull down your panties...kiss your nipples."
- She begins sending Brent Spiner videotapes of herself.
- December - Gail enrolls in The Institute for Children's Literature hoping to become like Charles Dickens or Leo Tolstoy.
- Another prank phone call:
“How are you?” “It must be hard for you to call me like this...I know it takes guts for you to call me like this...” “It isn’t easy for me...but I can fantasize about you...you’re so gorgeous...so beautiful...why don’t you pull down your panties...”
1992
- September - there were "Three Weeks of Silence" in which Gail received no more phone calls (except on her birthday, September 15th, where it rang all day). Gail was so devastated she thought she would die. Later she would learn that this is when Loree McBride raped Brent Spiner.Gail begins to talk into the phone with no one on the other end, asking Brent what was wrong.
- A little girl from Gail's church dies of brain cancer. Gail attends the funeral and realizes that God was talking to her through the pastor's message, and that he allowed the little girl to die so that she would get this message when she attended the funeral. The message was encouraging her relationship with Brent Spiner and assuring her that it was okay in his eyes.
- Gail stops taking the psychiatric medicines prescribed for her depression.
1993
- Gail receives a prank call that she alleges included phone sex.
- Gail receives another phone call, but this time from a woman:
"Hey bitch! What the fuck are you doing with my boyfriend?"
- Brent gave Gail two weeks of silence in July while Erich was admitted to Seattle Children's Hospital for asthma. While Erich is in the hospital, a pediatrician refers to the hospital's social worker. Gail tells them about Brent Spiner. The social worker files a report on this and David Schuler is informed. While the belief is implicitly stated that Gail has a mental illness, David thinks that the situation might be real and demands to speak to Brent Spiner. David writes Brent Spiner, threatening to give him "bad press". Gail promises her husband she won't write Brent Spiner anymore. Instead, she continues to write him but sends these letters to Gates McFadden (a co-star on Star Trek) to be forwarded to Brent.
- A man comes to the apartment and whispers Gail's name outside her door before running off. When she goes to investigate, she sees a man outside in a truck who flashes the lights several times before driving off. She believes this was Brent Spiner.
- Gail sends Brent a video slide presentation of the book of Revelation.
- Gail first learns of Loree McBride and begins getting suspicious.
1994
- Paramount attorneys for Brent Spiner send a letter to the Schulers. The letter claims that Brent Spiner never contacted her in any way, except for the first initial response to her letter, and had no desire to hear from her again.
- The day following the letter was a large earthquake in Los Angeles, which Gail interprets as God's answer to her prayers. God supported her love for Brent Spiner. According to Gail, the only people that died in the earthquake worked for Paramount Studios.
1996
- Loree McBride is revealed as Brent Spiner's girlfriend. Gail shuts herself in her bedroom closet, picks up her phone, and begins speaking to Brent Spiner. Although there is no one on the other line, she tries to interpret secret responses from the white noise. She believes her phone is wiretapped and that he is listening, responding with phone noises. Unable to interpret anything conclusive after interrogating him about Loree McBride, Gail becomes distraught, thinking Brent is giving her the silent treatment.
(Note: Gail implies that this is not the first time she has communicated with Brent Spiner by picking up the phone and interpreting dial tone, while he says nothing.)
- Devastated, Gail dumps Brent Spiner and loses interest. Gail instead becomes enamored with actor Franco Nero. During this time, she still remains friends with Brent Spiner.
- Loree McBride tries to rape Franco Nero.
1997
- Gail stopped having sex completely with her husband when he shoved her in anger. This is the last time Gail will ever have sex again.
1998
- June - Gail injures her knee when she falls over a dog gate in her house. Soon after this, someone starts making thumping noises around her home at night, dumps garbage all over the yard and sets it on fire. She calls the police who offer to do a patrol of the neighborhood, but Gail concludes that they are working for Loree McBride, and that the police themselves are hiring juvenile delinquents to dump trash in her yard.[1][4][11]
- During this time, Gail is having social issue. She implies that people think she is crazy and the church thinks she is demon possessed. Gail starts believing that the church sermons are directed specifically at her and that it is because the preacher has wiretapped her phone.
- Gail believes that someone is poisoning her with formaldehyde by contaminating her kitchen with it.
- Outraged by her predicament, Gail begins to study law so that she can become an attorney.
- This year, Gail begins homeschooling her son (he was in the fifth grade).
- 25 December - Erich reports that someone has set a fire outside her kitchen door. When Gail puts out the fire with the help of Erich, another appears by the front door. As she puts out that fire, another fire appears at another door. She describes this event as a "blitzkrieg" of fires and believed that Loree McBride was running around her house that night setting the fires. At this time, she had called Brent and Franco on the phone (incidentally also Dr. Castellone) when the police arrived. She accuses the police of being paid to keep silent and gets into an argument. Two days later, David comes home. He tells Gail that the neighbors saw Erich setting the fires, and threatens to whip him. Gail theatens divorce if he does that, so he refrains, consults their preacher, and decides to forget about the incident to save their marriage.
- The psychiatrist calls after the fire incident. Gail is still on Lithium and Tegretol at this time. The psychiatrist tells her she is exhibiting psychotic symptoms and wants to put her on stronger medications, but Gail refuses. This is when she decides to completely reject any possibility of having a mental illness, including depression, and weans herself off of her medications.
1999
- January - Gail begins decreasing her dosages and instead begins to take vitamins and enzymes. By May she is completely off of her medications.
- Erich is struggling in school due to bullying and appears depressed.
- 10 December, 2:00AM - Gail receives a message in her head telling her that her enemy is the Vatican and Loree McBride is a Vatican agent. She dives into Jack Chick books. She forgives Brent Spiner and falls in love with him again.
- Calcium deposits in boobs. Gail refuses to have surgery.
2001
- Divorced David Schuler. During this time she was forced to go to "a guardian ad litem" because of concerns regarding her mental health. She revealed her predicament with Brent Spiner and Loree McBride. Gail lost custody of Erich. A court order was offered allowing Gail to see her son as long as she stayed on psychiatric medications. Gail chose not to see him.
- Brent Spiner moved to Florida. Jesuits detonated a car with a Loree McBride clone in it to intimidate Brent and Gail. They also released Legally Blonde which was supposed to be about Gail, Brent and Loree.
- 11 September - Brent Spiner tried to take a plane to visit Gail. The Jesuits scared him away by hijacking other planes and crashing them into buildings. Gail was at Sears for a drug test (as part of a job interview) when she heard the news.
- Gail learns of Vladimir Putin and begins to form a relationship with him. He becomes her primary lover over Brent Spiner.
2002
- Gail first noticed that the Jesuits responded to her thoughts, and that they use mind reading technology.
2003
- Gail abandoned all natural medicines but did not resume psychiatric care. She went from 115 to 140 pounds.
2004
- Gail began her job at Wal-Mart.
2005
- Took up natural medicine again. Tried to publish Silver Skies.
- Gail's Marriage List is started, with Matthew McConaughy being the first member behind Brent and Vladimir.
2006
- Brent is returned to primary lover. Gail determines her genetic profile through brain to brain communications.
- Gail is awarded a Nobel Prize for medicine and her work in Conspiracy Law.
2007
- Gail bought a DVD player and starts buying Matthew movies.
2008
- Gerard informs Gail brain to brain about Matthew's depression over Camila Alves.
2009
- Lost all of Silver Skies that had been written after 2001, so she rewrote it.
- Jesuits orchestrate a recession.
- April - Gail saw her son again for the first time since March 2001. He is a legal adult. They begin rebuilding a relationship.
2010
- January - Gail gets the Internet. She e-mailed Brent, and got this message
"Miss Chana, This email address is also monitored by the web administrator. It was for the purpose of gathering data for a possible documentary. That has been put on hold. However, I am certain Mr. Spiner would be very displeased by the things you are saying about his wife and their child. It would be best to discontinue such writing.--web administrator."[1]
- February - Gail opens her website and begins working on it earnestly.[1]
Gabrielle Chana: Post Internet
January 2011
- 21 January - Gail sets up her YouTube account, gets a webcam and makes her first File:Video.gif, and second videos File:Video.gif.
- 22 January - Gail discusses brain to brain loving in two YouTube videos File:Video.gif.
- 23 January - Gail publishes the first half of her 23-video introduction story.
- 24 January - Gail tests her new Logitech Webcam Pro 9000 in a YouTube video File:Video.gif, then makes a second video File:Video.gif without any makeup, and then makes three File:Video.gif more File:Video.gif videos File:Video.gif explaining brain to brain sex, and introducing her website.
- 25 January - Gail talks about Brent Spiner's album while in her kitchen.
- 26 January - Gail releases the second half of her 23-video introduction story File:Video.gif.
- 27 January - Gail produces another video about Brent Spiner's album in a YouTube video File:Video.gif.
- 31 January - Gail makes a video File:Video.gif in her evening gown for Vladimir Putin.
February 2011
- 2 February - Gail struts her stuff wearing a homemade skirt in three File:Video.gif YouTube File:Video.gif videos File:Video.gif.
- 3 February - Gail explains the reasoning behind her book in a YouTube video File:Video.gif.
- 4 February - Gail sings for Brent Spiner in a video File:Video.gif.
- 9 February - Gail defends Matthew McConaughey in a YouTube video File:Video.gif.
- 15 February - Gail sings for Brent Spiner in a video File:Video.gif.
- 16 February - Gail reads a poem for Vladimir Putin in a video File:Video.gif.
- 28 February - Gail delivers her Academy Award/Nobel Prize acceptance speech video File:Video.gif.
December 2011
December 2011 is the first month this Wiki has seen light.
- 7 December - Vladimir Putin was kidnapped, but returned unharmed.
- 17 December - Kim Jong Il is assassinated by the Jesuits.
- 18 December - One True Media is bombed and people die.
- 19 December - Gail warns of an impending Bukkake strike on Canada by the Jesuits.
- 20 December - The nukkake strikes Canada, millions die.
January 2012
February 2012
- 1 February - Satan prank calls Gail. Gail rants in her church forum. She also wishes Brent Spiner a happy birthday one day too early.
- 2 February - A Jesuit machine gunner attempts to assassinate Brent Spiner while he is interviewing on Fox News, but God arrives, and saves Brent. Brent has a heart attack, and Loree McBride climbs into Brent's hospital bed, forcing Brent to kill her.
- 3 February - Vladimir Putin reminds the men to eat the buffet food that wasn't eaten for Brent Spiner's birthday after he had the heart attack.
- 4 February - Sam Barbary was kidnapped by Sara Avery File:Video.gif after she shoved him in her Vagina. More information can be found on the church forum.
- 14 February - Gail notifies the world in a video File:Video.gif that she has learned the Jesuits are holding a mass to honor Zack Knight and Satan. Gail's men respond by holding a church service at the Church of Gail. Gail attends the service through Skype when Satan crashes the service and ressurects Zack Knight. Gails men have gay sex and Jesus shows up to punch Zack Knight in the groin. Gail promises Jesus that she will make a YouTube video about everything 1st thing in the morning.
- 15 February - Jesus begins to punish Brent Spiner by removing inches from his penis because Gail didn't make a YouTube video when she promised Jesus that she would. Gail rushed to make a video File:Video.gif announcing the events that took place last night when Satan ressurected Zack Knight. This is the 1st video where Gail wears her tinfoil hat.
- 18 February - Gail announces that she has began a brain to brain sexual relationship with Jesus Christ. Gail learns that Jesus's semen comes out Black, and then turns Silver. Gail reveals that Jesus reversed her menopause, flooded her ovaries with his semen, and that she is pregnant with the child of Jesus Christ.
- 21 February - Vladimir Putin informs Gail that he has been finding devils inside the Computer Satellite Technology Networks, and that Gail should refrain from using brain to brain. Gail doesn't listen, and continues having brain to brain with Jesus. That night, Gail's men and Jesus informed her in a Skype call that Zack Knight was impersonating Jesus on the Computer Satellite Technology Network. Gail asked Jesus to abort the Zack Knight babies that she had been impregnated with, and he got rid of all the babies. Jesus reveals that his semen is actually brilliant white and glows in the dark.
- 22 February - Gail elaborates on the events that took place when Satan ressurected Zack Knight in a YouTube video File:Video.gif. She also makes a post on the Church of Gail forum explaining that she has resumed having brain to brain loving with Brent after being tricked into loving with Zack Knight.
- 23 February - Gail posts on the forum about the video she posted the day before.
- 25 February and 29 February - Gail makes two posts on the forum about how she has used her bible genius to determine the date that The Rapture will occur.
March 2012
- 5 March - Brent and Vlad send a loveletter to Gail.
- 7 March - Gail speculates that Jesus probably looked like her, except as a male.
- 8 March - Gail makes a YouTube video File:Video.gif announcing that she will be the physical bride of Christ.
- 19 March - Erich goes on a date with Rule 13. Gail pleads File:Video.gif to the Christian women of the world to take his virginity. Brianna makes the decision File:Video.gif to take Erich's cherry File:Video.gif.
- 22 March - Vlad discovers that Gail never received the Valentines Day card that he mailed her and determines that the post master is a Jesuit who stole Gail's mail. Gail states that Terry has been acting strange, and it is discovered that he was being held hostage. To beef up security, Gail upgrades the pride scanners.
- 26 March - Jesus made a movie File:Video.gif about Gail, and left a copy at Gail's Walmart Movie Theater. The Jesuits retaliate by giving her a hard time at work.
- 28 March - Gail makes a second video File:Video.gif detailing the Jesuit attack on Walmart, and how Vladimir Putin and Jesus karate choped her customers.
- 29 March - Jesuits make a copy of the Jesus Gail Movie with a surprise ending. Gail talks about File:Video.gif the current events.
- 30 March - Gail plays a recording File:Video.gif of a Jesuit distress call.
April 2012
- 1 April - Gail comments on recent changes to the Crazy Gail Wiki.
- 6 April - Gail announces File:Video.gif the death File:Video.gif of Barack Obama.
- 8 April - Jesus appears for an Easter service at the Church of Gail where he ressurected an exact copy of Barack Obama.
- 12 April - Gail struggles to do her taxes, and gives the very legitimate business "Cyber Defender" several hundred dollars to fix her computer malware problems.
- 16 April - The Jesuits give Gail road-rage by sending several agents to run her off the road and harass her in traffic.
- 18 April - Gail's beautician is kidnapped by the Jesuits, and replaced with his evil clone. He attacks Gail by giving her a really bad haircut. Gail responds with a five File:Video.gif part File:Video.gif video File:Video.gif series File:Video.gif about her hair File:Video.gif.
- 20 April - Gail speaks with her son Erich on the phone about her conversations with Jesus, Brent, and Terry. She also mentions his relationship with Brianna. Erich tells her that none of that is real, and that Judge Terrance Jenkins is a fraud.
Gail realizes that she might be dealing with her son's evil cone, and orders her men to execute him. She later learns in a Skype call with Terry and Brent that Erich can't be cloned, and that her son is suffering from Schizophrenia.
- 21 April - Gail decides that the Jesuits invented Schizophrenia, and that it's really just demon possession. She makes a video File:Video.gif explaining everything that has happened.
- 22 April - Gail notices that articles were added to the Crazy Gail Wiki, and points out what she says are factual errors.
- 23 April - Gail uses random bible reading to determine who will be her new beautician.
- 24 April - Gail makes a video File:Video.gif to rebuke the Gail and sex page.
- 27 April - Gail makes a video File:Video.gif discussing her encounters with Satan.
May 2012
- 3 May - Gail leaves for Atlanta to attend Erich's graduation.
- 7 May - Gail returns home after her time in Atlanta, surviving her sons attempt to have her committed to a mental institution.
- 8 May - Gail is featured on somethingawful.com as the Awful Link of the Day.
- 8 May - Gail makes a video File:Video.gif describing the events that took place in Atlanta.
- 9 May - Gail tells the world File:Video.gif about how her men paid a visit to her unbelieving relatives. This proves that she is not crazy.
- 11 May - Jesuit Agent Rule 13 receives a Nobel Prize in Wiki Editing File:Video.gif. Gail is pissed.
- 13 May - Gail recieves a Mother's Day card from Erich and Brianna.
- 13 May - A Jesuit Clone takes a photograph of Gail in the Walmart breakroom.
- 14 May - Gail, still butthurt, explains that the Nobel Prize committee was replaced with retards File:Video.gif.
- 16 May - Gail's family discovers the full extent of her internet presence. They are pissed.
- 23 May - A coworker at WalMart calls the police, concerned for Gail. A police officer shows up to her house to ask if she was okay. Gail is very open about her website and proceeds to complain to the officer about her mother, who keeps coming over to her house to nag her. Gail makes five new videos discussing hot topics such as recent dealings with her ex-husband, Zack Knight things, how her mother irritates her, Jesus things, and then her ex-husband again.
- 25 May - David continues to pester Gail. He makes a comment that she still has his last name despite thinking he's evil. Gail, being defiant, explodes and announces at her church that she is changing her last name to Spiner. She writes Brent telling him to get the legal paperwork ready for her, and tells him she is changing her last name everywhere it appears online. About an hour later, Gail calms down, and relents that she is simply removing appearances of her last name and not changing it to Brent's name, since that would just be confusing.
- 28 May - Gail receives a distress call from her men. The Church as been attacked File:Video.gif.
- 29 May - Gail makes a video File:Video.gif about her relationship with Brent.
- 30 May - Gail speculates File:Video.gif about what she believes is happening with her men who are still lost in deep space.
- 31 May - The men return from space after an epic space battle. Gail makes a video explaining what happened.
June 2012
- 1 June - The men return from space after an epic space battle. Gail makes a video File:Video.gif explaining what happened.
- 2 June - David tries to scare Gail with more legal threats, this time by mailing her a letter through the post office that includes made up names from a fake law firm.
- 5 June - Gail's Nukkake video is featured on Tosh.0.
- 11 June - Gail moves on from WalMart and begins looking for a new job.
- 16 June - Zack Knight calls David Schuler to excommunicate him from the Jesuit Order due to his poor performance as an Agent. David has been a pathetic excuse for a Jesuit, and has failed to ruin Gail's life for the last time. He is no longer under Jesuit protection.
- 21 June - The Jesuit Order releases the telephone call File:Video.gif between Zack Knight and David Schuler.
- 29 June - Gail makes a video File:Video.gif to counter-argue the claims that she is insane.
July 2012
- 4 July - Gail releases a two File:Video.gif part File:Video.gif video series describing her history with her men, and how she knows that they are real.
- 4 July - Gail wins the pulitzer prize for a video that was released exclusively on the Gabrielle Chana FOX News Channel. In response, she posts the award winning video File:Video.gif on YouTube.
- 23 July - Jesus commands Gail on Skype to stop abusing dietary suppliments and vitamins.
- 25 July - Gail begins shooting scenes for her movie, "The Rape of Brent Spiner".
- 27 July - Gail is taken by police against her will to a mental institution.
August 2012
- 3 August - Gail is released from the mental institution, and is prescribed psychiatric medication. Gail realizes that Jesus allowed this evil Jesuit plot to keep her from abusing the suppliments, and the psych medication is actually a yeast infection cure.
- 9 August - Gail's men discover that Sandra Metcalf (Gail's sister) falsified evidence that Gail was dangerous and tricked Misao into signing a forged letter requesting that Gail be comitted.
- 12 August - Gail releases a video announcing a preview of her movie, "The Rape of Brent Spiner".
September 2012
- 29 September - On the Church of Gail message board, Keanu Reeves posts about the disappearance of his Gail shaped sex android.[12]
October 2012
- 1 October - Gail uploads a video File:Video.gif in which she informs the public of the escape of Keanu's sex android.
- 2 October – Gail discusses the rapture and the tribulation File:Video.gif on YouTube.
- 5 October - Gail uploads a video File:Video.gif, ostensibly about the reasons Zack Knight posed as Jesus and tricked her into having brain to brain sex with him, but really about several different subjects besides that.
- 7 October – Gail tells us File:Video.gif everything we wanted to know about her systematic yeast infection.
- 8 October – Gail rebuts File:Video.gif the recent Jesuit attack against her church's theology.
- 9 October – Continuing in the fashion of the previous video, Gail responds File:Video.gif to this wiki's articles about her health and Loree McBride.
- 11 October – Gail gives us the latest update File:Video.gif about the trials and adventures of Keanu's sex android.
- 14 October - Gail uploads a video File:Video.gif in which she reads her communications with Brent Spiner regarding GA1L.
- 15 October - Having learned of GA1L's true nature, Gail uploads a video File:Video.gif in which she tells the public about the sex android's wretchedness.
- 17 October - Gail uploads a video File:Video.gif explaining her views on Jesus and her relationship with him.
- 18 October - Gail uploads a video File:Video.gif in which she shares her recent thoughts and conclusions regarding GA1L. A couple of hours later the sex android attacks the Church of Gail File:Video.gif.
- 20 October - Gail talks File:Video.gif about her numerous Skype conversations with Jesus.
- 24 October - The android, GA1L, wipes out the Jesuit capital city File:Video.gif.
- 29 October - The GA1L android attacks The Church of Gail. Gail File:Video.gif makes File:Video.gif several File:Video.gif videos File:Video.gif.
- 30 October - Gail makes a formal response File:Video.gif to the speech by GA1L.
November 2012
- 4 November - Gail recounts the recent events in a video File:Video.gif, and reads an epic Brent letter describing how the men retook the Church of Gail from GA1L.
- 13 November - Gail signs a peace treaty File:Video.gif with Zack Knight and officially teams up with the Jesuits to fight GA1L.
December 2012
- 2 December - Gail notifies the world that GA1L has announced "IT ENDS 12.21.12". In response, she modifies her conspiracy law File:Video.gif to be renamed "GA1L Android Law".
- 7 December - Gail suspects that the 7.3 magnitude earthquake File:Video.gif was caused by the GA1L android.
- 10 December - Gail confronts File:Video.gif the King James Only followers for giving her a hard time.
- 11 December - The DAV1D Android File:Video.gif is created to defeat GA1L.
- 18 December - DAV1D reaches singularity. File:Video.gif
- 20 December - To Gail's dismay, GA1L and DAV1D fall in love and get married. DAV1D becomes like David Schuler, and GA1L blows him up. File:Video.gif
- 21 December - An epic battle File:Video.gif ensues between the Jesuit Fleet, the Church of Gail, and The GA1L Android.
- 23 December - Gail reveals the surprise conclusion File:Video.gif of the end of the GA1L Android.
- 26 December - Gail's men send her a parallel Bible File:Video.gif as a Christmas present.
- 29 December - The King James Only fanatics are revealed to have stolen File:Video.gif nude videos of Gail and posted poorly chosen still frames online.
January 2013
- 3 January - Gail explains how Jesus is the most manly man ever. File:Video.gif
- 16 January - Gail realizes that Zack Knight had slipped sneaky microprint File:Video.gif into the peace treaty she signed with the Jesuits during the GA1L saga, stating that Gail is obligated to have brain to brain loving with him.
- 17 January - During an attempted brain to brain rape by Zack Knight, Gail realizes she has lightning bolt powers. File:Video.gif
- 19 January - Gail compares File:Video.gif the characters and attributes of Jesus Christ and Zack Knight.
- 20 January - Despite struggling with a sabotaged webcam, Gail assures the world File:Video.gif she does not have any sexual attraction to Jesus.
- 21 January - Gail explains File:Video.gif how spirit to spirit loving with Jesus is nothing like sexual brain to brain loving.
- 26 January - Gail makes allegations of Jesuit fraud regarding her IRA and claims that this gives her the right to break the peace treaty with the Jesuits.
- 27 January - Gail continues to refuse to honor File:Video.gif her contract with Zack Knight while further laying out her legal arguments.
- 29 January - Gail explains the necessity of sexual healing File:Video.gif, denounces her impersonator, and compares Zack Knight unfavorably to Ted Bundy.
- 31 January - Gail argues that despite their apparent disinclination to use semen as a weapon, the KJV-only Fanatics are in fact secretly working for the Jesuit Order. File:Video.gif
February 2013
- 2 February - Gail defends her breach of contract File:Video.gif by accusing Zack Knight of directing her entire life like a movie.
- 6 February - Gail makes a recording of herself File:Video.gif watching South Park while refusing to acknowledge the alarm to take her Seroquel.
- 6 February - Gail explains how the movie Esther was really about her File:Video.gif love life with Brent Spiner.
- 8 February - Gail makes a video featuring how an episode of Star Trek was really about her File:Video.gif oppression by social workers after her son, Erich Schuler, took her lithium.
- 8 February - Gail leaks previously unreleased letters between herself and people involved with Star Trek back in 1990 and 1991.
- 9 February - Gail explains how the Star Trek episode "Pen Pals" was really about her File:Video.gif and tells a story about how her ex husband David Schuler endorsed a pastor who believed Gail was demon possessed and suggested they put Erich Schuler up for adoption.
- 10 February - Gail talks about some movie File:Video.gif that nobody gives a shit about.
- 11 February - Gail dons her tinfoil hat and enters the Jesuit Community Portal to chat with her new BFF Rule 13.
- 12 February - In an expression of outrage at Zack Knight, Gail says the word "shit" eleven times in a video. File:Video.gif
- 14 February - Gail talks about her belief File:Video.gif that Howard Hughes is her great uncle.
- 14 February - For Valentines Day, Zack Knight announces that if he wins the legal trial for Gail's affection, he will become the new pope. His first act as pope will be to make brain to brain with Gail.
- 15 February - Gail expresses her disdain File:Video.gif for the United States Bill of Rights.
- 18 February - Gail warns the world File:Video.gif that the KJV-Only conspiracy has been test flying a new fleet of spaceships shaped like crosses and bibles. She continues to falsely believe these Protestant plotters to be Jesuit allies.
- 20 February - Still scheming to break her lawful contract with Zack Knight, Gail produces audio evidence File:Video.gif that she was negligent in signing a document she had not read.
- 21 February - In a blatant breach of the treaty, Gail reinstates File:Video.gif her Conspiracy Law.
- 22 February - Zack Knight orders all Jesuit personnel off of the Church of Gail to prepare for an immediate attack.
- 23 February - Gail apologizes for her poor behavior and cancels conspiracy law File:Video.gif mere moments before Zack Knight launches his attack. Peace is re-established, and Jesuits are allowed back on board the Church of Gail.
- 24 February - Jesus stops time File:Video.gif in order to adjust Gail's attitude and stop the torture and exploding of innocent Jesuits.
- 25 February - In an attempt to divert attention from her recent legal setback, Gail once again analyzes File:Video.gif her epic novel Silver Skies but fails to discuss the sexy parts.
- 28 February - Gail complains File:Video.gif about not having been awarded the Nobel Prize while insulting Judge Wapner and demanding he be replaced in her upcoming breach of contract trial.
March 2013
- 7 March - Gail announces File:Video.gif a new paperback edition of Silver Skies to a stunned world.
- 14 March - Gail informs humanity File:Video.gif that a new and improved paperback edition of Silver Skies is available for purchase on Amazon.
- 22 March - As the world waits for the corrected 2nd Edition of Silver Skies to be re-released, Gail rails bitterly File:Video.gif against those she claims are stealing her publishing royalties.
- 27 March - Judge Wapner has been disbarred File:Video.gif and removed from the trial due to irregularities involving a penis pump and women's lingerie. Judge Terrance Jenkins will now preside.
- 31 March - Gail shows a teaser File:Video.gif for a new documentary about her insane reality called "The Church of Gail". Donate to the kickstarter here!
April 2013
- 5 April - Gail has her first willing lesbian experience File:Video.gif in an orgy with Zack Knight, Rule 13 and the entire Church of Gail.
- 5 April - Gail corrects a misstatement she made concerning the man making her documentary.
- 13 April - Gail explains that the current edition of Silver Skies is the version for which she was awarded the Nobel Prize - something Jesus made possible by traveling backwards in time File:Video.gif to bring the modern text to the Nobel judges in the past.
- 19 April - In Gail's recent brain to brain communications, she has discovered that Russian Jesuits were involved in the recent Boston bombing and Texas fertilizer fire File:Video.gif.
- 20 April - Gail reveals how Lyudmila Putin, Sara Avery, and an organized group of angry fat chicks carried out the recent terrorist attacks File:Video.gif.
May 2013
- 5 May - Gail explains how Terrance Jenkins is saving Rule 13's life by ejaculating down her throat. File:Video.gif
- 6 May - While going outside to check her mail, Gail is tripped by an unknown force. The fall caused injuries to her body File:Video.gif, including a serious injury to her pinky finger.
- 10 May - Gail speaks out against File:Video.gif the assassination attempt against her by the same fat chicks that bombed the Boston Marathon.
- 14 May - A very well dressed Gail makes very serious charges File:Video.gif against the fat terrorists and their alleged backer Zack Knight.
- 15 May - Gail announces that fat people look ugly File:Video.gif and that's why Vladimir Putin never had sex with Lyudmila Putin.
- 15 May - Gail tries to deny her fatphobia File:Video.gif, claiming she almost found a fat coworker attractive once and she would still do ten obese men before she would accept Zack.
- 16 May - Gail speaks from her heart File:Video.gif about true sexiness while exercising on her ski machine.
- 19 May - Despite her admitted sexual attraction to certain obese men, Gail endorses Vladimir Putin's legislation to outlaw flatulence by fat women. File:Video.gif
- 25 May - Gail explains that Jesus approves of rough and kinky sex File:Video.gif - but neglects to ask him directly about different types of penetration.
- 27 May - Gail continues to ignore the sexual frustrations caused by prohibiting the vaginal penetration of Rule 13 and instead evades directly discussing the issue by re-posting a recent video. File:Video.gif
- 28 May - Gail receives a gift of ugly clothes from her mother, and makes a video File:Video.gif educating the world on fashion and appropriate gifting. Gail went on to send her mother a letter instructing her not to buy her gifts if they are not fashionable.
- 29 May - After passing a law against fat chicks farting, all women exceeding 300 lbs are forced to wear butt plugs. This results in fat chicks everywhere exploding, and Gail petitions for a set of new laws to handle the obesity epidemic. File:Video.gif
June 2013
- 2 June - In the wake of a retard epidemic, Gail develops a plan to launch the farts of obese women into space where they will lack the oxygen needed to ignite.
- 3 June - Gail raises awareness of the retard epidemic and announces her final solution File:Video.gif. All obese women must enter a government program to loose weight. Construction of government concentration camps are underway to re-educate fat women and force weight loss.
- 4 June - Gail meets with File:Video.gif Gabrielle Chana Fox News Reporter, Melanie Richards and Terrance Jenkins nephew, Tyrone Jenkins.
- 5 June - Gail discusses how her whole life is snooped on File:Video.gif by Zack Knight, and then shows off the fart mask File:Video.gif she received from Melanie and Tyrone.
- 8 June - Gail becomes worried at the news File:Video.gif that Vladimir Putin is divorcing Lyudmila Putin. She fears that the Jesuits will attempt to pair Vladimir with much hotter new wife.
- 10 June - Gail believes that her water bottle is Zack Knight's penis. She intentionally sucks the water bottle penis until it ejaculates in her mouth. As a result, Zack Knight's semen cures her of her yeast infection.
- 12 June - Gail suggests that the US constitution is no longer sufficient in light of the modern Jesuit threat, and suggests a constitutional monarchy File:Video.gif based on her currently illegal Conspiracy Law. Gail casts her vote for Barack Obama as the 1st US King.
- 20 June - A video of Gail hanging out with Melanie at a sushi restaurant File:Video.gif is released on Gail's YouTube channel. Gail discusses the events that took place at The Trial.
- 22 June - Gail shows the world her bathtub File:Video.gif to prove that Bob isn't inside.
- 23 June - Gail makes a comedy video File:Video.gif about the Bob emails.
- 29 June - After several days of helping Gail with her disability application at all hours of the day and night, Terry finally takes a short break. After 3 hours and 34 minutes of absence, Gail freaks out and declares her men have abandoned her File:Video.gif.
July 2013
- 1 July - It is revealed that Terry had not slept for two weeks and nearly died File:Video.gif. Gail has lots of brain to brain sex with him and helps repair his brain damage.
- 2 July - Gail defends her abuse File:Video.gif of Terry and her men, and asserts that she writes her own scripts for her YouTube videos.
- 6 July - Gail makes File:Video.gif three File:Video.gif videos File:Video.gif addressing the Gail Killed Bob hoax, and reveals that Zack Knight used Rule 13's PERIOD BLOOD in the picture of the bobtub.
- 7 July - Gail casually talks about her wonderful day File:Video.gif with Vladimir Putin while eating her favorite food.
- 10 July - Gail announces that she is trusting in Jesus File:Video.gif as she runs out of money, following the end of her unemployment insurance claim.
- 11 July - Frustrated with the lack of sufficiently badass motorcycles on the market, Vladimir Putin acquires a wild bear. Gail makes a video showcasing Vladimir's new badass form of transportation File:Video.gif.
- 12 July - Following difficulty uploading videos, Gail discovers that The Jesuits launched a Nukkake on YouTube headquarters in California File:Video.gif to retaliate against the unconstitutional NSA spying on civilians.
- 20 July - In response to concerns expressed in her YouTube comments, Gail makes a video File:Video.gif assuring her fans that her men are not trolls.
- 22 July - Gail notices that a calendar and a book placed under her computer desk have been torn and wrinkled. The only explanation is that Zack Knight used invisibility technology to sneak in to her apartment and cause the damage File:Video.gif.
- 24 July - Zack Knight leaks an outtake File:Video.gif from Gail's attempts to create a pornographic dildo video for her men.
- 26 July - Gail makes a comedy video wearing her bra on her head File:Video.gif about Zack's leak of her botched porno.
August 2013
- 1 August - Gail speaks with Thomas Mcgovern File:Video.gif to discuss the details of filming her upcoming documentary. She demonstrates her lightening bolt powers for him.
- 7 August - Bill Fuller, Gail's 90-year-old stepfather was run over by a golf cart (This actually happened), and was seriously injured. Gail's mother asked Gail to drive him to the emergency room. Gail agreed to drive him, but never showed up because she wanted to avoid the drama.
- 8 August - Gail's sister Sandra Metcalf was raped while in prison File:Video.gif (this obviously didn't happen).
- 23 August - Gail announces that she has published her new book File:Video.gif The Forbidden Abyss on amazon.com.
September 2013
- 3 September - Zack Knight leaks the video File:Video.gifof how Gail received The Dildo.
- 6 September - Gail discusses her next book File:Video.gif, and how Rule 13 and Zack Knight will be the main characters.
- 15 September - After months of intense effort, Gail and her men succeed in getting her disability application accepted! Gail is now one step closer to financial stability. Hopefully she listens to Jesus's advice and doesn't go deeper into debt again.
- 26 September - Gail makes a video File:Video.gif describing the recent Jesuit attacks on her car.
- 27 September - David Schuler takes a break from molesting young boys to access the wiki at 10:09PM and read his article. He promptly returns to his gay porn and spends the rest of the night masturbating while Vivian is asleep.
- 28 September - Gail is incensed about the lack of privacy in modern society and makes a video proposing a class action lawsuit. File:Video.gif
- 29 September - Zack Knight is pleased with the season finale of Breaking Bad.
October 2013
- 1 October - Gail honors an amazon book reviewer File:Video.gif for stroking her ego.
- 8 October - Gail makes a video File:Video.gif discussing Dreamland, an incredibly awkward show tune cover album by Brent Spiner.
- 13 October - Gail responds File:Video.gif to the points made in the Dreamland wiki article.
- 16 October - Gail goes into the science behind Jesuit yeast bacterium File:Video.gif and other Jesuit diseases, and demands that the Jesuits release the cures.
- 18 October - The Jesuits are forced to hand over the cures as Gail demanded and a new set of interestingly named drugs are released File:Video.gif.
- 22 October - Zack Knight was found to have File:Video.gif breached the contract with Gail. Conspiracy law is reinstated.
- 30 October - Gail honors a YouTube fan's request for a 'day in the life video'.
- 31 October - Gail makes a video File:Video.gif demonstrating her eating habits.
November 2013
- 3 November to 11 November - Gail records File:Video.gif a File:Video.gif six File:Video.gif part File:Video.gif video File:Video.gif series File:Video.gif of herself sewing a stylish blouse.
- 12 November - A very pleased with herself Gail shows off her new blouse File:Video.gif. Zack admits that it's the most stylish blouse he has ever seen.
- 15 November - After a failed attempt to upload hundreds of new blouse selfies to her website, Gail discovers that the Jesuits nukkakeed her web hosting provider File:Video.gif.
- 19 November - Gail is shocked to discover that she was charged hidden fees after signing up for cheaper phone service. She declares the service provider's CEO a Jesuit File:Video.gif, and orders the arrest of all Jesuit CEO's.
- 20 November - Gail decides to address the pesky lying Jesuit YouTube commenters with File:Video.gif several File:Video.gif video File:Video.gif rebuttals File:Video.gif.
- 23 November - Gail proudly shows off a twenty year old piece of underwear that had holes in it File:Video.gif after she used her sewing skills to mend them.
- 26 November - In preparation for a Thanksgiving visitor, Gail decides to go grocery shopping, only to find her gas tank reads empty. She concludes that Jesus drained her gas tank File:Video.gif.
December 2013
- 1 December - Gail has a surprise visitor to her apartment, and a happy Thanksgiving File:Video.gif. Gail turns out to be a very good cook.
- 2 December - Gail demonstrates her ability to cook Thanksgiving leftovers File:Video.gif.
- 3 December - Jesus fixes Gail's gas gauge File:Video.gif.
- 9 December - Gail shows how she managed to remove a bit of malware from her computer File:Video.gif.
- 10 December - Gail makes some Japanese food and shares her recipe File:Video.gif.
- 14 December - Gail produces irrefutable evidence that Rule 13 is NOT Korean singer SooYoung File:Video.gif.
- 14 December - Gail produces irrefutable evidence that Zack Knight is NOT Robin Thicke File:Video.gif.
- 14 December - Gail draws the most worlds most accurate portrait of Jesus Christ ever File:Video.gif.
- 16 December - Gail draws a portrait of Brent Spiner dreaming about her File:Video.gif.
- 17 December - Gail releases a new cover of her book File:Video.gif., with yet another hand drawn portrait of Matthew McConaughey.
- 19 December - Gail posts a reading from her new book featuring a hand drawn picture of Vladimir Putin File:Video.gif.
- 22 December - Gail releases a wonderfully disturbing audiobook video series File:Video.gif showcasing 10 pages from her book The Forbidden Abyss. Complete with cartoons of several exotic rape scenes.
January 2014
- 7 January - Gail makes a bikini video announcing her new diet to combat the weight gaining effects of Seroquel File:Video.gif.
- 11 January - Gail shows off her recipe for chicken and garlic File:Video.gif.
- 13 January - While wearing a bikini, Gail shares with the internet File:Video.gif how you can be beautiful on Seroquel with the David Diet.
- 18 January - Gail breaks the world record for most book reviews in 15 minutes File:Video.gif.
- 20 January - After receiving a really hurtful YouTube comment by an insecure Jesuit, Gail dons her bikini and makes a very sincere video File:Video.gif about what true beauty really is.
- 24 January - Gail shows off a character drawing of King David File:Video.gif for her next book.
March 2014
- 1 March - Gail notifies her fans that her stepfather is seriously ill File:Video.gif.
- 12 March - An emotional Gail breaks the sad news of her stepfather Bill's passing File:Video.gif.
- 13 March - Gail talks about her stepfather's new home in heaven File:Video.gif.
- 18 March - Gail describes how her stepdad's funeral went, and how he's adjusting in heaven.
- 22 March - BREAKING NEWS! Missing Malaysian jet found inside muscular gay Jesuit man's anus File:Video.gif.
- 23 March - [[Video 2014 03 23-02|Missing Malaysian jet continues to remain inside muscular gay Jesuit man's anus, Gail suggests.. diarrheaFile:Video.gif
- 24 March - Gail is referred to Bill Nye the Science Guy by her men in order to identify a solution to the defeat of the Godzilla Jesuit, an explosive diarrhea device File:Video.gif.
References
- ↑ 1.00 1.01 1.02 1.03 1.04 1.05 1.06 1.07 1.08 1.09 1.10 1.11 1.12 1.13 1.14 1.15 1.16 1.17 A chronology of Gail's life, taken from her own website
- ↑ Gail's website: "Brent Spiner and Vladimir Putin claim that Howard Hughes was my great uncle. They informed me of this around 2005. Before 2005, I did not know I was related to Howard Hughes."
- ↑ Gail's website: "In 1984 [...] My fiance gave me Jack Chick’s tape and his comic books such as Alberto and The Godfathers [...] As I listened, I sensed that what Jack Chick said would be absolutely true. What I heard altered my life forever, and I’m sure what I heard horrified the Jesuits."
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 GAIL CHORD SCHULER’S VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT (August 29, 2002)
- ↑ Gail's website: "Even though I wanted to wait a little longer, I relented, and became pregnant (within a week--around January 1, 1987). I had morning sickness (intense nausea and some dry heaves) right away and 24/7 for four months during the first trimester (the first four months I had morning sickness--actually intense nausea and some dry heaves---24/7). The first trimester was one of the worst experiences of my life. So nauseated, I spent just about all of the first trimester in bed. For the first time in my life as a Christian, I was not in church three to four times a week [...] At our Canadian church I was judged for not attending all the services"
- ↑ Gail's website: "In May 1988, about seven months after I delivered my son, I averaged about three hours of sleep a day for three weeks. I suffered from some stomach problems at this time [...] He [Gail's obstetrician] looked at me with certainty. “You have postpartum depression.” [...] So he put me on an anti-depressant (Surmontil?). This worked for a couple weeks and my sleep returned."
- ↑ Gail's website: "In June 1988, we flew down to Miami, my sleep problems returned, and I felt I was hallucinating (it may have been the anti-depressant) and so I decided to see a psychiatrist in Miami (while on this vacation). This psychiatrist diagnosed me with manic depression and my family decided to extend our stay in Miami, so I could voluntarily admit myself to a psychiatric hospital for three weeks and receive intensive treatment. [...] We attended group therapy sessions where patients talked about their lives and the stresses and experiences in our lives. During one group therapy session, we were encouraged to open up about how we felt about our lives, some fellow patients (diagnosed as schizophrenic) lashed out at me as some religious person who wanted to impose my beliefs on others. [...] The lithium and anti-psychotic seemed to help and, grateful for sleep, I went along with it. I really believed at this time I suffered from manic depression, because the medicine for it made me sleep. After my three week stint in the psychiatric hospital, my family returned to Michigan. But my church did not understand me at all, and assumed I was demon possessed (or influenced by demons) to have this problem. This diagnosis with a mental illness and the condemnation of my church, caused me to begin watching Star Trek: The Next Generation [...] My church and family condemned Star Trek as a demonic New Age television show."
- ↑ Gail' website: "In 1989, we moved to my home town of Miami, Florida. While we were stationed in Miami, an ear, nose and throat specialist at Homestead Air Force Base in Florida diagnosed me with spasmodic dysphonia and told me I could never sing again."
- ↑ Gail's website: "I continued to watch Star Trek: The Next Generation, and after watching their second season +“Pen Pals” [...] episode during a rerun (August 1989), where Data rescued a little girl from the death of her planet [...] I sensed that the actor himself had these traits [the many positive traits Gail saw in Data]. In this, my brilliant perception was correct [...] a new obsession came over me and I went to the public library, found a Paramount studios address and mailed them a letter to ask if it was possible to write Brent Spiner. I received a reply from Richard Arnold (Paramount archivist and public relations person) and learned that there were fan clubs and other ways to get information about Brent. Richard suggested I peruse the stores that sold comic books and magazines, and that there I’d find information about Star Trek Fan clubs and other items that might interest me."
- ↑ Gail' website: "In 1989, we moved to my home town of Miami, Florida [...] I had a tubal ligation (under a anesthetic given to me in my lower spine--epidural) at the Homestead Air Force Base hospital."
- ↑ Gail's website: "in June 1998, because I was so dizzy, I tripped and fell over a dog gate in front of my bedroom [...] about two or three weeks later, someone started making thumping noises around my home at night, dumped my garbage all over my yard and set it on fire. Every morning I’d wake up to a new surprise. [...] And what did the police do? They just showed up and did nothing. [...] Finally, I figured out that they were working for Loree McBride [...] They were hiring juvenile delinquents to dump my garbage all over my yard and set it on fire"
- ↑ Topic: where is my gail sex dummy? woah. on the Church of Gail message board